i admire your dedication to truth and science, jjjusten. however please be aware:
i just had a brainwave, i opened the homecoming vegemite to check how much had been used during the testing and i almost fainted when i saw how much was missing, it was about ten loaves of bread worth.
― estela, Friday, 9 October 2009 07:45 (4 days ago)
apparently american butter knives are too large to manage the delicacy required for spreading yeast extracts. maybe use a hummingbird feather or barbie cutlery for applying?
― lxy, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 06:18 (fourteen years ago) link
xp @ estela: i was shocked and amazed you never tried to foist it on me, the jar was right there! notice i kept my mouth shut on the topic.
― lxy, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 06:19 (fourteen years ago) link
use an imaginary knife to spread it
― jergins, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 06:19 (fourteen years ago) link
aw<3<3 harry on the refrigerator being a bad influence.
i don't know if i ever explained this to you, jj, but the jar of vegemite in the photo was larger than the one i sent you, so harry is probably bigger than you think, though still a scrap.
― estela, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 06:22 (fourteen years ago) link
JJ got the smaller one?!
― jergins, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 06:23 (fourteen years ago) link
if the foreign lands can not accept our paul bunyan styled butter knives to spread our flapjacks there is no hope for world peace tbh xxpost
― FCK R VWLS (jjjusten), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 06:23 (fourteen years ago) link
no jergins, you both got the same size but for the photo i used my personal jar which i buy in the larger size because i eat it every single day of my life except last wednesday.
― estela, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 06:25 (fourteen years ago) link
ok for the purposes of perspective:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3502/4007863944_ee68560b4f.jpg
― FCK R VWLS (jjjusten), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 06:33 (fourteen years ago) link
someone call the aspca, his poor nose is right next to the marmite.
― estela, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 06:35 (fourteen years ago) link
i feel a test coming on
― FCK R VWLS (jjjusten), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 06:39 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahahahaha results to be posted in a minute or so
― FCK R VWLS (jjjusten), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 06:42 (fourteen years ago) link
round one - VEGEMITE:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2578/4007883302_78711f177b.jpg
― FCK R VWLS (jjjusten), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 06:45 (fourteen years ago) link
round two - MARMITE
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3483/4007887250_cb9067d48f.jpg
― FCK R VWLS (jjjusten), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 06:47 (fourteen years ago) link
such sad eyes
― jergins, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 06:47 (fourteen years ago) link
the bovril has sealed itself into an impenetrable unopenable form
― FCK R VWLS (jjjusten), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 06:48 (fourteen years ago) link
after this test was concluded, henry went outside and pooped
― FCK R VWLS (jjjusten), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 06:49 (fourteen years ago) link
not saying, just saying
we didn't mention this upthread, but since neither of them post anymore i think it's okay: after our tasting remy and lingbert had a footrace to the bathroom
― jergins, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 06:50 (fourteen years ago) link
<3 @ all of this.
― tehresa, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 06:51 (fourteen years ago) link
in the vegemite photo henry looks wistful and intrigued but in the marmite one he looks offended and a bit strict, i think that is because you crossed the line, jj.
― estela, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 06:54 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaha uhoh dark horse contender ROUND THREE BOVRIL:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2604/4007904846_1b54746fc0.jpg
― FCK R VWLS (jjjusten), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 06:57 (fourteen years ago) link
follow up where henry attempts to take the bovril as his own:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2559/4007908936_202cc229ca.jpg
― FCK R VWLS (jjjusten), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 06:59 (fourteen years ago) link
why would anyone want to eat anything called bovril?!
― tehresa, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 06:59 (fourteen years ago) link
i am so close to calling animal cruelty hotline on you, j.
― tehresa, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 07:00 (fourteen years ago) link
to be fair he also likes the taste of his own junk so i am not sure how that applies to the question at large
― FCK R VWLS (jjjusten), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 07:00 (fourteen years ago) link
we see some sights here also.
― estela, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 07:01 (fourteen years ago) link
note that JJ's dog only looks suspiciously at the marmite AFTER tasting the vegemite.
― jabba hands, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 07:39 (fourteen years ago) link
what i note is it dawning on henry that jj didn't save the best for last.
― estela, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 08:42 (fourteen years ago) link
biting the bovril pic owns so completely
― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 08:50 (fourteen years ago) link
lmao
― a╓by's (╓abies), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 13:20 (fourteen years ago) link
The most awkward thing when I first started my job here were exchanges like,"Where's the Marmite?""What's Marmite?"
"Where do you have Milo?""What's that?""You're not kiwi, are you."
That and half the people in Auckland are from other parts of the world and ask me for products that I not only have never heard of but aren't available in NZ and send me on a ridiculous scavenger hunt about the store.
― a╓by's (╓abies), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 13:24 (fourteen years ago) link
the real winners of this contest: milo and fake jaffas from darrel lea
and jjj's dog trying to swallow the bovril jar
― lxy, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link
can u send me some l&p and choc pineapple things then, thx bro (xp)
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link
I could use some hot buttered toast with bovril right about now.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 00:03 (fourteen years ago) link
this thread should be renamed henry's choice.
― estela, Wednesday, 14 October 2009 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link
the note says "dear nz, thx 4 the loan <3 lxy, jergins, lingbert, remy"
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3478/4013168312_2efed0c112.jpg
― lxy, Thursday, 15 October 2009 01:44 (fourteen years ago) link
(left for some lucky marmite lover to find at the top of the cable car route)
― lxy, Thursday, 15 October 2009 01:45 (fourteen years ago) link
omg i hope in the next week i see a facebook status update that says "found a jar of marmite belonging to some ppl with strange names today!!"
― DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Thursday, 15 October 2009 02:50 (fourteen years ago) link
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2313/2494506302_fffed4ae04_m.jpg
the toast in this photo has been spread WAY TOO THICK with double-blind substances
― RAPTOBER (sic), Thursday, 15 October 2009 02:51 (fourteen years ago) link
agreed.
shoulda been cut in triangles, not squares
― DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Thursday, 15 October 2009 02:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Triangles = how the cool mums cut itSquares = how your nanna cuts it
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 15 October 2009 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link
i've suspected all along that the vegemite testing night was a heavyhanded blunderfest.
― estela, Thursday, October 8, 2009 2:24 PM (1 week ago)
― estela, Thursday, 15 October 2009 03:11 (fourteen years ago) link
we WARNED them, we tried, we did all we could
it was no good
― DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Thursday, 15 October 2009 03:22 (fourteen years ago) link
let's not overlook the central problem, that you guys sent us marmite and vegemite
― jergins, Thursday, 15 October 2009 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link
xxp that stuff is impossible to spread lightly, way too thick. the bovril spread beter than the other two. maybe travelling over the IDL made them congeal? changing hemispheres caused some kind of hardening reaction?
xp NO ONE warned me about cutting into triangles, btw, therefore i take umbrage at the nanna comment.
― lxy, Thursday, 15 October 2009 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link
jergins otm
― lxy, Thursday, 15 October 2009 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link
rong
maybe we should have asked the dudes at the pub to make us a vegemite pizza
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 15 October 2009 03:27 (fourteen years ago) link
ugh
― jergins, Thursday, 15 October 2009 03:28 (fourteen years ago) link
maybe you all should have just mailed some pre-spread toast.
― lxy, Thursday, 15 October 2009 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link
surprised that they didnt really being it was in The Rocks and was full of American tourists (xp)
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 15 October 2009 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link