TS: Han Solo v. Indiana Jones

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Though this is the worst thing I've ever seen

http://dorkafork.com/myimages/starwars/hancheney.jpg

Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:18 (eighteen years ago) link

That doesn't make a lick of sense...

Jimmy Mod Knows (ModJ), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Spacey's Walter Matthau as Obi Wan was pretty great too.

miccio (miccio), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:18 (eighteen years ago) link

haha darrell hammond did richard dreyfuss as c3po too right?

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:20 (eighteen years ago) link

"Fast enough...for you...OLD MAN."

Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:22 (eighteen years ago) link

busta rhymes didn't namecheck indiana jones in "woo hah! got you all in check." so it's han solo.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:22 (eighteen years ago) link

we actually talked about that star wars Xmas special at work today!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Ben is a Great Man

Yeah, great at getting us into trouble...

Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:23 (eighteen years ago) link

"High-powered lawyers," eh Eisbar? ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:23 (eighteen years ago) link

"BETTER HER THAN ME."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Your worshipfulness.

Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:29 (eighteen years ago) link

If I had a menstrual cycle, I think I would vascillate between Han and Indy during different segments of it.

Right now, I'm digging Han.

andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:33 (eighteen years ago) link

"High-powered lawyers," eh Eisbar? ;-)

we billed it to the client, too (under "office conference")!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:42 (eighteen years ago) link

also raiders has good one liners and what not. third indy movie, not so much.

Elsa: [Kisses Indy] Zat's how Austrians say goodbye.
Colonel Vogel: Und zis is how ve zay goodbye in Germany, Dr. Jones.
[Punches Indy]
Indiana Jones: I liked the Austrian way better.
Professor Henry Jones: So did I.

Professor Henry Jones: They're trying to kill us.
Indiana Jones: I know, Dad.
Professor Henry Jones: This is a new experience for me.
Indiana Jones: It happens to me all the time.

(throws german off Zeppelin) (looks around at crowd) No ticket.

I'm just saying like. It's still Han.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 26 May 2005 04:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Bookish Han all the way. Like YOUR dad wouldn't show you up.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 26 May 2005 04:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Han Solo gets mad points for expressing as much emotion with the line "Don't sweat it, Princess" as Hayden Vader will attempt to express (but fail) in his entire movie career. Indy gets mad points for the scene where he shoots the dude with the sword rather than fight him.

I won the Indiana Jones DVD box set, but NOT the Star Wars DVD box set. I feel that is the asnwer.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 26 May 2005 06:59 (eighteen years ago) link

"I know."

coldest line EVER.

stevie (stevie), Thursday, 26 May 2005 07:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Ford has a particularly great 'Indie' moment in ROTJ when he accidentally steps on the twig in the forest that gives away his sneaking behind the stormtrooper.

also
"..boring conversation anyway"
and
"would it help if I got out and pushed?"
"IT MIGHT!"
also
"WATCH THIS!"
"watch what?"
and
"Maybe you'd like to get back into your *cell* princess"
and
"I love you"
"I know"

I like how Leia returns that last one back at Han in the bunker scene on ROTJ.

haha xpost

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 26 May 2005 07:52 (eighteen years ago) link

"YES...your highnessness."

It's "your worshipfulness", actually.

Man, I don't know. Han never took his shirt off. Temple of Doom doesn't have much to recommend it, but it does at least have that. Sigh.

Still though, it's Han.
"I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit".

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 26 May 2005 09:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, wait, someone already said that. Sorry Jimmy Mod.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 26 May 2005 09:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Han wins.

Only because I'm bitter that no history professor would ever look like Harrison Ford.

Roz (Roz), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:23 (eighteen years ago) link

"YES...your highnessness."
It's "your worshipfulness", actually.

Please to refer to scene in Empire near the start where Leia and Han confront each other in the hallway.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Ned,

Please reconstruct said scene in full because I do not remember it. Also because it would amuse me to have you do so. Because I'm bored.

Many thanks,

AM

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Ahh.. did it end with...

Leia: "Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-lookin' nerf herder!"
Han: "Who's scruffy-lookin?"

Roz (Roz), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Hurrah for amusement!

It's the scene right after he says to the one Rebel general at the Hoth base that he has to leave because of the price on his head and then he and Leia talk briefly and he goes, "So long, princess!" and leaves abruptly. Next thing you see is her charging out the door of the control room calling for Han and he stops, turns and says said line, v. diffidently.

I have no problem with 4 through 6 essentially being imprinted in my brain. This is what a childhood obsession is *for*. :-)

Roz -- no, that's the scene later where Luke is recovering in his sickbed and Leia later smooches him.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Riiiighht. Damn, I wanna see Empire again. It's my favourite but it's the one I've seen the least number of times because the video (ooh vei, VHS!) got ruined by my older brother.

Roz (Roz), Thursday, 26 May 2005 12:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Ned, I thank you for your commitment to my amusement.

I still do not remember that bit. Hmm. This requires further study. I must dig out my videos (yes, videos) of the pristine original Han-fires-first versions and watch them.

I better watch them all, just in case he says it again. Yes. I think that would prevent any further confusion on my part.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 26 May 2005 12:03 (eighteen years ago) link

I couldn't even read this whole thread b/c I have to say: that picture of Han is so fucking hot it hurts me. The hair, the belt, the almost-inperceptible smirk! (This is, of course, tied in with longtime crush-from-childhood on Han, much stronger than Indy crush. Han is just, mm, cool.)

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 26 May 2005 12:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I guess most of the people on the thread know this, but the best thing about "I know" was that in the script it was "Just remember that, Leia, because I'll be back", but Harrison Ford wasn't sure he wanted to do a third film, so him and Irvin Kershner went over some possibilities, and eventually they just winged the scene, and Harrison adlibbed the line.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 26 May 2005 12:31 (eighteen years ago) link

SOLO

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 26 May 2005 12:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Han. Although hearing Indy say "Ahhh Venice", smirk, and pull a girl to the floor pretty much ruined my expectations for sex forever.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 26 May 2005 12:50 (eighteen years ago) link

I think it's official; the best thing about Star Wars was Han Solo. This is why the new ones all suck.

Adam Bruneau (oliver8bit), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Random Guy: You'll freeze to death before you reach the first marker!

Han Solo: Then I'll see you in Hell!

in HELL!

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Luke: We've got to rescue the Princess!

Han: Jesus Christ, Luke! I mean, goddammit, you know?

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Han Solo: Then I'll see you in Hell!

The oddest thing about that line was that I always thought it was from the Indie films. He doesn't say it there as well does he? coz that would be mental.

HYDRO-spanners!

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:44 (eighteen years ago) link

thirteen years pass...

do we not have a thread for the solo movie

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 19 April 2019 23:01 (five years ago) link

Star Wars Anthology shit talk (Rogue One, Young Solo, TBD)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 19 April 2019 23:37 (five years ago) link

ty

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 19 April 2019 23:41 (five years ago) link

Raiders > Every Star Wars movie ever made combined.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Friday, 19 April 2019 23:50 (five years ago) link

a cheese sandwich > every meal i've ever had combined

what if bod was one of us (ledge), Saturday, 20 April 2019 07:29 (five years ago) link

three years pass...

What happens when Princess Leia is not in the mood?

Hand Solo!

| (Latham Green), Tuesday, 25 October 2022 20:03 (one year ago) link


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