here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

whatever else you think about the comment itself it was a powerful career move by this guy

i wonder if he knew as soon as the words left his mouth

btw been meaning to say "the patriots shd go back to those ridiculous elvis shoulder uniforms"

agreed. the 90s were a real boom time for pats uniforms.

whoever thought up red numbers with blue drop shadows is truly insane and a genius

i think reimer was suspended not fired. i had never heard of the guy before this so, uh, good job i guess?

lol

Tom Brady knows zero about pop culture pic.twitter.com/mAIsLULV6f

— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) January 30, 2018

idk I kinda believe Brady when he says he does nothing but think about football. probably would eat a football for breakfast if you gave him one

uhh tom does NOT eat red meat

Somewhere the oil painting of himself that Tom Brady keeps just developed a tear.

Vs. the AFC East: 66-20 (.767)
Superbowl's 5-3 (.600)

It's a ridiculous amount of championship game apperances, you got to compare it more to Yankee guys like Yogi Berra or someone like Bill Russell on the Celtics.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVQJzXzWsAA-17s.jpg

this is...something

I just came here to post this actually https://deadspin.com/where-the-hell-was-malcolm-butler-1822718154

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we should poll who's the bigger psycho, tom brady or kobe

Bill Belichick is probably the only coach in the league who could bench a guy like Butler for mysterious reasons, give up 41 points to a backup QB in a Super Bowl, and not have it become the biggest story of the offseason

kobes the bigger psycho, but the tom vs time - vs - the kobe musecage is a nice parallel def

tbf coffee tastes bad

rude

having a tasty cof right now

same

I've never had a coffee

coffee is a lie that ppl tell themselves

wtf shades of belichick

it’s OK folks I don’t like peanuts, everybody’s got a thing they can’t do BUT I TRIED

maybe Brady’s on to something just focus down on whole grain organic kaleoili sandwiches and only think about football and read nothing but playbooks and you, too, can dominate everyone except Eli and Nick Foles

& frogbs otm but I mean that in a RESPECT way not like yeah, see

Stunner: Patriots’ OC Josh McDaniels has decided NOT to accept Colts’ HC job and will remain with New England, sources told ESPN.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) February 7, 2018

FOLES RUSH IN: 2018 nfl qb carousel and miscellaneous offseasoning thread

eagerly awaiting stunner #2, in which the 49ers announce a long-term deal with jimmy g and then he changes his mind and re-signs w/the patriots and, on the side, becomes a commercial spokesman for tb12.

Do you really want to be the guy to follow Belichick?

lol yeah belichick and brady leaving the building on the same day is gonna be the fn apocalypse

tho... what if beli moved to a front office role

the real worst case scenario

imagine being HC and having that guy back seat driving

tbh i am 99% certain when belichick quits he'll climb aboard the recently rechristened 'still vii rings' and disappear

you're probably losing Gronk that day too

gronk currently acting like he might never play another down

hey guys i wasn't really feeling like stopping by for a while though I'm more upset about the malcolm butler situation than the SB! what the hell.

i see the gronk drama is still going on too.

always think in the offseason this is the year i'm done with nfl but tbh i'm probably going to continue stressing over the pats & also jump on the niners bandwagon for my nfc team

thought you were a washington fan?

#Patriots WR Kenny Britt was informed that his option was picked up, source said. He’s back for 2018 and they’re looking for big things out of him.

— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) March 6, 2018

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. -- New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady said the team's loss in Super Bowl LII provided a springboard to teach his children a valuable lesson.

As part of a preview clip from the final episode of the "Tom vs. Time" docuseries released to ABC's "Good Morning America," Brady said, "That was the first time that I'd seen my kids really react in that way."

"You know, Benny was crying, Vivi was crying and they were sad for me and sad for the Patriots," he said. "But I just said to them, 'Look, you guys, this is a great lesson. We don't always win. We try our best and sometimes it doesn't go the way we want.'"

inevitable bummer: dola's going. miami of all places. 2 yrs, 12m, 8.25 guaranteed

and malcolm butler to tennessee. happy he's finally getting his money tbh.

thought you were a washington fan?

i am and i'll prob go to a couple of their games next season but they are just going to keep mismanaging players and going 7-9 for the next 10 years imo. i need a fun team

dion lewis also going to tenn. they're piling up some decent players

ny football giants making nate solder the highest paid tackle in football. not great for the pats, possibly worse for the giants?

4y, 62m, 35m guar

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DZ5RKrIWkAAhjR8.jpg

trying to figure out where the angle is on this story that suddenly popped up about how brady might retire. the guy is obsessed and talks at tedious length and frequency about how he wants to play forever, and will clearly play until he breaks or isn't wanted any more. so entirely unconvincing but the story has come up for some reason. makes me one degree more receptive to all of the conspiracy theory level stuff about tb/bb/rk weirdness. probably all leads back to guerrero, fuck that dude.

well he's probably getting slapped with another 4-game suspension for threatening Stormy Daniels so you have to wonder if its worth it at this point

lol. i think brady turning out to actually be the stormy daniels guy is what this ailing nation needs right now.