FOLES RUSH IN: 2018 nfl qb carousel and miscellaneous offseasoning thread

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the super bowl was a long time ago now

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:16 (one year ago) link

josh mcdaniels confirmed as new head coach of the indianapolis colts. instead of being behind belichick he can spend some time behind his old qbs coach instead.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:18 (one year ago) link

lol rooney rule

mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:23 (one year ago) link


i mean, outside of the process itself, ok josh is one of the most qualified hc candidates out there, but things like mike vrabel hire at ten, and greg olson at oak too, have not been inspiring appointments in this regard. coordinator level is the real ugly scene that makes the hc level such a problem. i believe i am correct in saying there is 1 black oc in the whole nfl. i think flores at ne will make it around 10 black dcs but cmon, this shit is horrendous.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:39 (one year ago) link


Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 02:29 (one year ago) link

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 02:31 (one year ago) link

i'm sure this is already being speculated but first thing i think is that bill told him this is going to be his last year. i did see that luck supposedly needs more surgery on his shoulder tho, and that might've been enough to foul it.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 02:34 (one year ago) link

i think you're supposed to wait a whole day to go full belichick

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 02:54 (one year ago) link

i'm hearing rumours he wrote his resignation letter on irsay's shirt

It's time to let The Monster get out of it's cage to feed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

— Jim Irsay (@JimIrsay) January 3, 2013

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 02:59 (one year ago) link

and *that's* for the city of baltimore!

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 03:01 (one year ago) link

#EXCLUSIVE: #49ers have reached agreement w/ Jimmy Garoppolo. Will be highest paid player in #NFL. Announcement soon to come.

— Raj Mathai (@rajmathai) February 8, 2018

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 February 2018 18:28 (one year ago) link

congrats to "jimmy g"

lag∞n, Thursday, 8 February 2018 18:42 (one year ago) link

Jimmy G has started less than 10 games in the NFL and now has two Super Bowl rings and the biggest contract in NFL history. A true inspiration to those that let their partners do all of the work on group projects

— offseason hanx (@HankJoness) February 8, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:40 (one year ago) link

damn i forgot Rae Carruth was getting released from prison in October!

omar little, Monday, 19 February 2018 21:44 (one year ago) link

I forgot about that guy. Can someone who hired a hitman to murder his girlfriend because she wouldn't get an abortion not be a complete sociopath?

Rod Steel (musicfanatic), Thursday, 22 February 2018 22:12 (one year ago) link

fins tagged landry - acc to my fins fan friend apparently making him the 3rd highest paid WR in nfl? if true that _is_ ridic

Mordy, Thursday, 22 February 2018 22:12 (one year ago) link

it would make sense if the NFL were a PPR league

piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Thursday, 22 February 2018 23:06 (one year ago) link

lol yes

Mordy, Thursday, 22 February 2018 23:07 (one year ago) link

3rd highest cap hit for 2018 to be precise but yeah. not sure what to make of him tbh, depending on who you ask or what stats you use he's either one of the most effective wrs in the league or he holds the entire offense back. he always looks kind of medium to me.

very curious to see what miami does with him eventually. something dumb, probably

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 23 February 2018 00:25 (one year ago) link

So anyone have any opinion on the idea that the Vikings are going to clear the decks of QBs to go after Kurt Cousins? I was thinking prevailing belief was that Denver was his destination.

earlnash, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 02:41 (one year ago) link

i think it's weird there isn't one of those qbs that they like. what's wrong with keenum?

Mordy, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 03:02 (one year ago) link

not sure there is a huge delta between the vikes qbs and cousins. i wonder what kind of money the vikes guys are angling for. a smart qb-needy team could hold out to see who is the last man standing there and get a few years of a serviceable qb for cut rate.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 03:24 (one year ago) link

feel like keenum will have to put up several seasons of brees-like numbers before people stop thinking he's too $hort

mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 03:33 (one year ago) link

matt forte has retired. pretty good player

mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 19:25 (one year ago) link

love the dude, always respected his game and was happy when he joined the jets two years ago. he still had moments last year, but all those nagging injuries must've added up.

piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Thursday, 1 March 2018 05:27 (one year ago) link

guys...Keenum is not that good and it's not just a size thing. trust me

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 1 March 2018 19:10 (one year ago) link

ILX quoted out of context

omar little, Thursday, 1 March 2018 19:11 (one year ago) link


Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 1 March 2018 19:17 (one year ago) link

Penn State RB Saquon Barkley at 2018 Combine:

- Stronger than Joe Thomas
- Quicker than DeSean Jackson
- Faster than Devin Hester
- Jumps higher than Julio Jones


johnny crunch, Friday, 2 March 2018 21:03 (one year ago) link

yeah, dude is just breaking the scales

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 2 March 2018 21:17 (one year ago) link

List of all RBs at the NFL combine to weigh over 225, sub-4.5 40 & at least a 38-inch vertical (since 2000):

Saquon Barkley
/end list

Barkley DESTROYED those measures away, with an OFFICIAL 4.40 40, 41-inch vertical at 233 lbs.

— Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) March 2, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 2 March 2018 21:19 (one year ago) link

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Saturday, 3 March 2018 04:15 (one year ago) link

xxxpost lmao omar

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 3 March 2018 04:26 (one year ago) link

According to Adam Schefter of ESPN, the final four teams expected to be in the running for his services are the Broncos, Cardinals, Jets, and Vikings.

Let's see.

Jets -- ANY dude that willing walks into that club has to know in the end, it won't work out. Forget it Kirk, it's the Jets.

Cardinals - They lost for nearly 40 years and had a couple of decent teams. Probably the lowest pressure place to go.

Vikings -- They are the best team and last year was very close. Can they repeat that and take that next step, it's a hard thing to do. Will they be setting fire to the future by signing such an expensive player. I'd say this team would be the highest pressure to join as really anything less than getting to a Superbowl is a failure next year.

Broncos - They still have quite a bit of talent and the club has been good about finding players. While improvement would be expected, would not be expected to 'win it all' as much as be in the playoff discussions.

earlnash, Sunday, 4 March 2018 00:24 (one year ago) link

If you blink, you might miss Troy Apke’s 4.35-second 40-yard dash that made Deion Sanders the happiest person on earth.

— Roar Lions Roar (@RLRblog) March 5, 2018

lag∞n, Monday, 5 March 2018 20:35 (one year ago) link

We live in such a strange time "you know why I'm surprised, I'm not going to say it on tv but he can run run."

earlnash, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 01:38 (one year ago) link

Eagles traded a 7 and Matt Tobin to Seattle for a 5. Seattle than traded a 7 and Michael Bennett for a 5 and Marcus Johnson.

The Eagles basically traded Matt Tobin and Marcus Johnson for Michael Bennett, lol.

— Jimmy Kempski (@JimmyKempski) March 7, 2018

Mordy, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 20:15 (one year ago) link

that is grotesque. howie strikes again. i wonder if the seahawks let bennett have a say in his destination, i am sure they could've done a little better if they were really trying to maximize return

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 20:22 (one year ago) link

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🎟🏅🏅🏅🏅 free meek mill

— Michael Bennett (@mosesbread72) March 7, 2018

Mordy, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 21:09 (one year ago) link


mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 21:24 (one year ago) link

the other guy, charles, is one of the best ppl to follow on twitter for football right now, @fourverts

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 9 March 2018 21:37 (one year ago) link

Jarvis Landry to Browns.

burzum buddies (brownie), Friday, 9 March 2018 22:38 (one year ago) link

oh miami was able to find a more incompetently run organization than themselves well done

Mordy, Friday, 9 March 2018 23:00 (one year ago) link

tyrod taylor to the browns

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 9 March 2018 23:05 (one year ago) link

that's interesting. tt w/ all those weapons (landry, duke johnson, josh gordon) could be good.

Mordy, Friday, 9 March 2018 23:14 (one year ago) link

oh plus saquon barkley. you've gotta think they must be good at least on offense next season.

Mordy, Friday, 9 March 2018 23:15 (one year ago) link

Browns getting DB Damarious Randall from the Packers.

burzum buddies (brownie), Friday, 9 March 2018 23:30 (one year ago) link

going all-in to secure 3 to 4 wins

omar little, Friday, 9 March 2018 23:30 (one year ago) link

lol'd at these, @dril tweet season previews


Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 20 August 2018 20:57 (ten months ago) link

washington one is great

the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 05:50 (ten months ago) link

sports agents have to be some of the worst ppl alive right? look at these goddamn pantomime villains. looks like they're kidnapping him or holding him hostage. gronk's constant slight bewilderment is not helping obv.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 30 August 2018 19:37 (ten months ago) link

While do those dudes look bigger than gronk who is a literal giant

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 30 August 2018 20:25 (ten months ago) link

it's a trick of the eye. gronk is sitting 20-feet behind those men.

guardians of the gums: i am tooth (voodoo chili), Thursday, 30 August 2018 21:49 (ten months ago) link

At what point is it safe to say that Baker Mayfield is the greatest Browns QB since ‘99? Can we say it now or do we have to wait for the regular season to start?

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 31 August 2018 00:36 (ten months ago) link

i believe you are talking about tyrod taylor?

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 31 August 2018 00:41 (ten months ago) link

Safe to say Drew Stanton as well.

brownie, Friday, 31 August 2018 00:56 (ten months ago) link


— NFL (@NFL) August 31, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 31 August 2018 01:56 (ten months ago) link

five months pass...

Breaking: Baltimore has agreement in principle to trade former Super Bowl MVP Joe Flacco to the Broncos, league sources told ESPN.

Trade cannot be processed until new NFL league year begins Wednesday, March 13. Teams prohibited from commenting on deal or terms surrounding it.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) February 13, 2019

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 16:19 (five months ago) link

hey, that's cool

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 16:19 (five months ago) link

two weeks pass...

After debating it during the regular season, Jason Witten has ended his NFL retirement to return to the Dallas Cowboys.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) February 28, 2019

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 February 2019 18:03 (four months ago) link

Witten's commentary got a little better over the course of the season, but I guess he realized he was never going to be Tony Romo

Brad C., Thursday, 28 February 2019 19:16 (four months ago) link

"sports agents have to be some of the worst ppl alive right? look at these goddamn pantomime villains. looks like they're kidnapping him or holding him hostage. gronk's constant slight bewilderment is not helping obv."

I believe I saw a comic in 2000AD that a sports agent had to eat a complete Gronk before it was allowed to manage a Gronk. It might have been in Strontium Dog.

earlnash, Sunday, 3 March 2019 22:24 (four months ago) link

Kellen Winslow is still doing creep crimes

omar little, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 16:52 (four months ago) link

Foles to the Jags, 4/88

that's where I was hoping he'd go, who knows if it'll work out but it will be neat to see this Jags team with an actual QB

(would've been neater last year, but still)

frogbs, Monday, 11 March 2019 21:22 (four months ago) link

rumors are desean jackson back to philly

Mordy, Monday, 11 March 2019 21:22 (four months ago) link

hoo boy

k3vin k., Monday, 11 March 2019 23:15 (four months ago) link


Browns getting OBJ from the Giants

omar little, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:06 (four months ago) link

Odell Beckham Jr. traded to Cleveland, as @MikeGarafolo reported.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) March 12, 2019

Here are the trade terms: Giants recieve a first-round pick in 2019 (No. 17 overall), the Browns' second third-round pick this year and S Jabril Peppers, source tells ESPN. Browns get Odell Beckham Jr.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) March 13, 2019

omar little, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:07 (four months ago) link

This might be the best Browns team of my lifetime

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:11 (four months ago) link


johnny crunch, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:18 (four months ago) link

lol steelers front office

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:31 (four months ago) link

going to assume brownie isn't here cos they're popping champagne cork atm

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:49 (four months ago) link

meanwhile my boys just had the expected fire sale.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:50 (four months ago) link


Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 11:18 (four months ago) link

Tannehill to the Titans

frogbs, Friday, 15 March 2019 19:22 (four months ago) link

Cool I'm taking off three years from watching the Tankfins

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 March 2019 19:42 (four months ago) link

three weeks pass...


summary: McCarthy was an unimaginative coach who never adapted and checked out when the team started losing, Rodgers is a diva who randomly puts people in the doghouse, the front office was obsessed with youth and let talented players walk, rookie receivers were caught between listening to Rodgers and listening to the coaching staff, everyone thinks they should have won 5 Super Bowls...sound about right?

frogbs, Friday, 5 April 2019 13:22 (three months ago) link

the old jets unis were classic--the problem was the team, coaching, and organization.

Neus Anneus (voodoo chili), Friday, 5 April 2019 14:22 (three months ago) link

This dude is strong.

Time of year when small school guys get to show they can compete on the big stage. This is 320-pound, Western Illinois DT Khalen Saunders (@khalenNOTkaylen), who is heading to the Senior Bowl next week. Backflips at his size....

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) January 16, 2019

earlnash, Sunday, 7 April 2019 18:32 (three months ago) link


k3vin k., Sunday, 7 April 2019 20:21 (three months ago) link

Johnny Manziel wants to be called "John Manziel" now.

— L.A. Times Sports (@latimessports) April 8, 2019

mookieproof, Monday, 8 April 2019 17:50 (three months ago) link

It's not Johnny Football anymore, it's John Foot

to halve and half not (voodoo chili), Monday, 8 April 2019 18:00 (three months ago) link

no longer a boy, not yet a manz

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 8 April 2019 19:08 (three months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Just talked to a Redskins source who told me Dan Snyder has "taken over the first round of the draft."

The last time that happened the Redskins traded two future No. 1's and a No. 2 to move up for Robert Griffin.

— Grant Paulsen (@granthpaulsen) April 24, 2019

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 19:53 (two months ago) link


reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 21:59 (two months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Patrick Peterson PED suspension 6 games....

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 16 May 2019 16:53 (two months ago) link

"Snyder, 54, hasn’t lived up to that promise. Under his leadership, the Redskins have had four times as many head coaches (8) as playoff wins (2). Splashy free agent signings haven’t produced victories — Washington is 139-180 since Snyder bought the team — and one of the more loyal fan bases in professional sports has been gradually driven away."

earlnash, Thursday, 23 May 2019 00:11 (one month ago) link

wow i guess the wapo will now have its press passes revoked/have to refer to the hatcats as a 'dc-area nfl franchise'

mookieproof, Thursday, 23 May 2019 00:16 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

More deal details: Carson Wentz’s four-year contract extension includes an NFL-record $107.9 million guaranteed, including $66 million fully guaranteed at signing, per source.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) June 7, 2019

k3vin k., Friday, 7 June 2019 06:14 (one month ago) link

He could count on having an empty seat next to him on any team flight, due to his ritual of watching hardcore pornography on his portable DVD player, according to those sources. On one occasion, an equipment manager tasked with delivering gear to lockers after hours walked in on Winslow masturbating at his locker, two seats away from the entrance, according to two team officials familiar with the incident.

When pornography became widely available on mobile phones, he often watched it on his smartphone during meetings, the two former teammates said (nowadays, such sites would typically be blocked by the building WiFi). Teammates begged out of shared hotel room assignments with Winslow because he watched pornography and masturbated openly, with no regard for who was in the room, a teammate and an official said.

Later on in his career, after being sent to Tampa Bay via trade, Winslow acquired a life-sized silicone mold of a woman’s torso—complete with vagina and anus—to bring with him on road trips, according to one former assistant coach.

i mean what the

omar little, Friday, 14 June 2019 04:31 (one month ago) link

probably one of the best pieces of press he's received honestly

frogbs, Friday, 14 June 2019 14:36 (one month ago) link

not saying Kellen’s “hold my beer” effort after watching Aaron Hernandez ascend to the throne of history’s creepiest tight end will ultimately crown him but he has given it an impressive try.

omar little, Friday, 14 June 2019 14:39 (one month ago) link

ffs is it week 1 yet

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 14 June 2019 20:47 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

rip jared lorenzen

mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 20:22 (two weeks ago) link

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