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the super bowl was a long time ago now

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:16 (eleven months ago) Permalink

josh mcdaniels confirmed as new head coach of the indianapolis colts. instead of being behind belichick he can spend some time behind his old qbs coach instead.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:18 (eleven months ago) Permalink

lol rooney rule

mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:23 (eleven months ago) Permalink


i mean, outside of the process itself, ok josh is one of the most qualified hc candidates out there, but things like mike vrabel hire at ten, and greg olson at oak too, have not been inspiring appointments in this regard. coordinator level is the real ugly scene that makes the hc level such a problem. i believe i am correct in saying there is 1 black oc in the whole nfl. i think flores at ne will make it around 10 black dcs but cmon, this shit is horrendous.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:39 (eleven months ago) Permalink


Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 02:29 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 02:31 (eleven months ago) Permalink

i'm sure this is already being speculated but first thing i think is that bill told him this is going to be his last year. i did see that luck supposedly needs more surgery on his shoulder tho, and that might've been enough to foul it.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 02:34 (eleven months ago) Permalink

i think you're supposed to wait a whole day to go full belichick

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 02:54 (eleven months ago) Permalink

i'm hearing rumours he wrote his resignation letter on irsay's shirt

It's time to let The Monster get out of it's cage to feed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

— Jim Irsay (@JimIrsay) January 3, 2013

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 02:59 (eleven months ago) Permalink

and *that's* for the city of baltimore!

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 03:01 (eleven months ago) Permalink

#EXCLUSIVE: #49ers have reached agreement w/ Jimmy Garoppolo. Will be highest paid player in #NFL. Announcement soon to come.

— Raj Mathai (@rajmathai) February 8, 2018

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 February 2018 18:28 (eleven months ago) Permalink

congrats to "jimmy g"

lag∞n, Thursday, 8 February 2018 18:42 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Jimmy G has started less than 10 games in the NFL and now has two Super Bowl rings and the biggest contract in NFL history. A true inspiration to those that let their partners do all of the work on group projects

— offseason hanx (@HankJoness) February 8, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:40 (eleven months ago) Permalink

damn i forgot Rae Carruth was getting released from prison in October!

omar little, Monday, 19 February 2018 21:44 (eleven months ago) Permalink

I forgot about that guy. Can someone who hired a hitman to murder his girlfriend because she wouldn't get an abortion not be a complete sociopath?

Rod Steel (musicfanatic), Thursday, 22 February 2018 22:12 (eleven months ago) Permalink

fins tagged landry - acc to my fins fan friend apparently making him the 3rd highest paid WR in nfl? if true that _is_ ridic

Mordy, Thursday, 22 February 2018 22:12 (eleven months ago) Permalink

it would make sense if the NFL were a PPR league

piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Thursday, 22 February 2018 23:06 (eleven months ago) Permalink

lol yes

Mordy, Thursday, 22 February 2018 23:07 (eleven months ago) Permalink

3rd highest cap hit for 2018 to be precise but yeah. not sure what to make of him tbh, depending on who you ask or what stats you use he's either one of the most effective wrs in the league or he holds the entire offense back. he always looks kind of medium to me.

very curious to see what miami does with him eventually. something dumb, probably

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 23 February 2018 00:25 (eleven months ago) Permalink

So anyone have any opinion on the idea that the Vikings are going to clear the decks of QBs to go after Kurt Cousins? I was thinking prevailing belief was that Denver was his destination.

earlnash, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 02:41 (ten months ago) Permalink

i think it's weird there isn't one of those qbs that they like. what's wrong with keenum?

Mordy, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 03:02 (ten months ago) Permalink

not sure there is a huge delta between the vikes qbs and cousins. i wonder what kind of money the vikes guys are angling for. a smart qb-needy team could hold out to see who is the last man standing there and get a few years of a serviceable qb for cut rate.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 03:24 (ten months ago) Permalink

feel like keenum will have to put up several seasons of brees-like numbers before people stop thinking he's too $hort

mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 03:33 (ten months ago) Permalink

matt forte has retired. pretty good player

mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 19:25 (ten months ago) Permalink

love the dude, always respected his game and was happy when he joined the jets two years ago. he still had moments last year, but all those nagging injuries must've added up.

piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Thursday, 1 March 2018 05:27 (ten months ago) Permalink

guys...Keenum is not that good and it's not just a size thing. trust me

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 1 March 2018 19:10 (ten months ago) Permalink

ILX quoted out of context

omar little, Thursday, 1 March 2018 19:11 (ten months ago) Permalink


Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 1 March 2018 19:17 (ten months ago) Permalink

Penn State RB Saquon Barkley at 2018 Combine:

- Stronger than Joe Thomas
- Quicker than DeSean Jackson
- Faster than Devin Hester
- Jumps higher than Julio Jones


johnny crunch, Friday, 2 March 2018 21:03 (ten months ago) Permalink

yeah, dude is just breaking the scales

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 2 March 2018 21:17 (ten months ago) Permalink

List of all RBs at the NFL combine to weigh over 225, sub-4.5 40 & at least a 38-inch vertical (since 2000):

Saquon Barkley
/end list

Barkley DESTROYED those measures away, with an OFFICIAL 4.40 40, 41-inch vertical at 233 lbs.

— Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) March 2, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 2 March 2018 21:19 (ten months ago) Permalink

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Saturday, 3 March 2018 04:15 (ten months ago) Permalink

xxxpost lmao omar

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 3 March 2018 04:26 (ten months ago) Permalink

According to Adam Schefter of ESPN, the final four teams expected to be in the running for his services are the Broncos, Cardinals, Jets, and Vikings.

Let's see.

Jets -- ANY dude that willing walks into that club has to know in the end, it won't work out. Forget it Kirk, it's the Jets.

Cardinals - They lost for nearly 40 years and had a couple of decent teams. Probably the lowest pressure place to go.

Vikings -- They are the best team and last year was very close. Can they repeat that and take that next step, it's a hard thing to do. Will they be setting fire to the future by signing such an expensive player. I'd say this team would be the highest pressure to join as really anything less than getting to a Superbowl is a failure next year.

Broncos - They still have quite a bit of talent and the club has been good about finding players. While improvement would be expected, would not be expected to 'win it all' as much as be in the playoff discussions.

earlnash, Sunday, 4 March 2018 00:24 (ten months ago) Permalink

If you blink, you might miss Troy Apke’s 4.35-second 40-yard dash that made Deion Sanders the happiest person on earth.

— Roar Lions Roar (@RLRblog) March 5, 2018

lag∞n, Monday, 5 March 2018 20:35 (ten months ago) Permalink

We live in such a strange time "you know why I'm surprised, I'm not going to say it on tv but he can run run."

earlnash, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 01:38 (ten months ago) Permalink

Eagles traded a 7 and Matt Tobin to Seattle for a 5. Seattle than traded a 7 and Michael Bennett for a 5 and Marcus Johnson.

The Eagles basically traded Matt Tobin and Marcus Johnson for Michael Bennett, lol.

— Jimmy Kempski (@JimmyKempski) March 7, 2018

Mordy, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 20:15 (ten months ago) Permalink

that is grotesque. howie strikes again. i wonder if the seahawks let bennett have a say in his destination, i am sure they could've done a little better if they were really trying to maximize return

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 20:22 (ten months ago) Permalink

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— Michael Bennett (@mosesbread72) March 7, 2018

Mordy, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 21:09 (ten months ago) Permalink


mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 21:24 (ten months ago) Permalink

the other guy, charles, is one of the best ppl to follow on twitter for football right now, @fourverts

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 9 March 2018 21:37 (ten months ago) Permalink

Jarvis Landry to Browns.

burzum buddies (brownie), Friday, 9 March 2018 22:38 (ten months ago) Permalink

oh miami was able to find a more incompetently run organization than themselves well done

Mordy, Friday, 9 March 2018 23:00 (ten months ago) Permalink

tyrod taylor to the browns

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 9 March 2018 23:05 (ten months ago) Permalink

that's interesting. tt w/ all those weapons (landry, duke johnson, josh gordon) could be good.

Mordy, Friday, 9 March 2018 23:14 (ten months ago) Permalink

oh plus saquon barkley. you've gotta think they must be good at least on offense next season.

Mordy, Friday, 9 March 2018 23:15 (ten months ago) Permalink

Browns getting DB Damarious Randall from the Packers.

burzum buddies (brownie), Friday, 9 March 2018 23:30 (ten months ago) Permalink

going all-in to secure 3 to 4 wins

omar little, Friday, 9 March 2018 23:30 (ten months ago) Permalink

this is gonna be the year the browns win a game snrub, I can feel it

k3vin k., Friday, 27 July 2018 15:05 (five months ago) Permalink

New year, new slogan for #Browns

— Scott Petrak ct (@ScottPetrak) July 26, 2018

it's coming home

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 27 July 2018 15:21 (five months ago) Permalink

i think i've said this before but i'm really excited to see how the browns are able to squander the massive amount of talent that they've accumulated

Mordy, Friday, 27 July 2018 15:58 (five months ago) Permalink

Johnny Football is getting his first start north of the border this weekend.

earlnash, Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:12 (five months ago) Permalink

Training camp starts! Baker the TD Maker! Myles Garrett!! A 100% healthy Corey Coleman! Hard knocks! Let’s fucking do this!!!!!!! SU PER BOWL!! SU PER BOWL!!

― Mr. Snrub, Friday, July 27, 2018 11:32 AM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Kill me.

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 21:40 (five months ago) Permalink

first ep of browns hard knocks teaches me two things
1. this team is catastrophically managed & coached
2. if they win any games it will be bc tyrod puts the team on his back

Mordy, Thursday, 9 August 2018 02:42 (five months ago) Permalink

deets pls

mookieproof, Thursday, 9 August 2018 02:43 (five months ago) Permalink

the Ritchie Incognito/Vikings drama has been highly entertaining

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 9 August 2018 02:47 (five months ago) Permalink

deets pls

hue trying to explain to mayfield about the importance of waking up 5 in the morning to get a jump on the day and start preparing and mayfield just wandering off

lots of awkward conversations

taylor seems like a real professional

coaching staff doesn't really seem like they have any control over the josh gordon situation - they're just hoping he comes back and have no idea when

hue lecturing todd haley

coaches berating players for performing badly doing practice, "how could you miss that fucking helen keller could see that," hue complaining that practice "fucking sucks"

landry giving a bitter profanity laden lecture to the WR corps about how they need to be practicing and how ducking work is contagious like 15-20 f-bombs

Mordy, Thursday, 9 August 2018 03:00 (five months ago) Permalink

mayfield trying to lead the team in singing "take me home country road" and no one sings along

there's a special qb only RV

Mordy, Thursday, 9 August 2018 03:03 (five months ago) Permalink

i really want to disengage from nfl media but you're not making it easy

call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 August 2018 03:06 (five months ago) Permalink

myles garrett looks like he has his shit together too

they gotta replace that coaching tho

Mordy, Thursday, 9 August 2018 03:07 (five months ago) Permalink

jarvis landry is the worst player that ppl seem to care about

call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 August 2018 03:09 (five months ago) Permalink

episode opens w/ ppl taking down the big lebron poster

Mordy, Thursday, 9 August 2018 03:23 (five months ago) Permalink

Diehard #Jaguars fan Tim Richert says he ordered a custom Jags jersey from the NFL Shop. He claims he got this - with the #Patriots logo on the front. β€œI was devastated to see this atrocity even exists, and for it to happen to me was perceived as a slight to all Jags fans.”

— Vic Micolucci WJXT (@WJXTvic) August 9, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 9 August 2018 16:05 (five months ago) Permalink

perfect qbr from tyrod taylor and mayfield looked hot too apparently. i feel like it's going to be pretty exciting to see cleveland's offense finally start to click and then have their season totally derailed by gregg williams

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 10 August 2018 14:37 (five months ago) Permalink

Guice ACL tear

Mordy, Saturday, 11 August 2018 15:32 (five months ago) Permalink

The Chicago Bears have agreed to terms with first-round pick Roquan Smith, a source told ESPN's Adam Schefter.

The deal is for the slotted amount of $18 million guaranteed over four years. A source told Schefter the contract should include about $11 million in bonuses.

Selected with the eighth overall pick in the draft, Smith had been the last unsigned rookie in the NFL. Part of the reason for his holdout has been language in his contract that would allow the team to reclaim guaranteed money if the linebacker is suspended under the NFL's new helmet-contact rules, a source previously confirmed to ESPN.

this league is always pioneering new ways to be horseshit

mookieproof, Monday, 13 August 2018 22:54 (five months ago) Permalink


JUST IN: Starting today, @budlight is installing β€œVictory Fridges” that will be full of beer in 10 Cleveland bars. When the Browns win first regular season game, fridges unlock and beer inside is free to fans.

— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) August 14, 2018

frogbs, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 14:03 (five months ago) Permalink


YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 14:12 (five months ago) Permalink

bunch of Browns fans drinking flat bear in 2020 feels like appropriate ending for this

frogbs, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 14:17 (five months ago) Permalink


k3vin k., Tuesday, 14 August 2018 16:18 (five months ago) Permalink

Video: #Browns WR Jarvis Landry and CB Terrance Mitchell got into a scuffle during practice today. Landry threw the ball at Mitchell's helmet, Mitchell took a swing at Landry and they ensued to wrestle each other to the

— NFL Update (@MySportsUpdate) August 14, 2018

Mordy, Wednesday, 15 August 2018 04:27 (five months ago) Permalink

this year will be different!

k3vin k., Wednesday, 15 August 2018 05:37 (five months ago) Permalink


YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 05:45 (five months ago) Permalink

Full rundown of Jalen Ramsey's QB evaluations in GQ.

— Zack Cox (@ZackCoxNESN) August 15, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 15 August 2018 13:58 (five months ago) Permalink

I was gonna say, if I wasn't talking shit but there's not really a case where I'm not talking shit.

mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 August 2018 14:06 (five months ago) Permalink

2nd ep hue just berating his players for not practicing to his satisfaction real healthy organization they've got there i wonder if this is what it was like playing for chip kelly soul crushing


Mordy, Thursday, 16 August 2018 02:22 (five months ago) Permalink

"i was a boy who liked to write long before i was a man who liked to hit people"

Mordy, Thursday, 16 August 2018 02:22 (five months ago) Permalink

entertaining season, but browns seem deeply dysfunctional

the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Thursday, 16 August 2018 08:19 (five months ago) Permalink

Is that quote real bc that’s amazing

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 16 August 2018 11:54 (five months ago) Permalink

In Cleveland: A receiver is struggling to catch the ball in practice. Hue "punishes" him by requiring him to catch *30* balls from the JUGS machine after practice. His coaches & the GM watch from folding chairs as he literally counts to 30.
Meanwhile, in Pittsburgh:

— Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) August 15, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 16 August 2018 12:44 (five months ago) Permalink

with the appropriate preseason caveats, philly 1st team offense looks abominable and pats defense looks p nice

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 17 August 2018 00:27 (five months ago) Permalink

for a min i'm like.. no one cares about the preseason and then i'm like BRADY JULES I MISSED YOU GUYS SO MUCH

patterson is fast alright

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Friday, 17 August 2018 00:55 (five months ago) Permalink

foxboro and its terrible, terrible music

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Friday, 17 August 2018 00:56 (five months ago) Permalink

with the appropriate preseason caveats

oh, you

mookieproof, Friday, 17 August 2018 01:57 (five months ago) Permalink

preseason game announcing is a delight tbh

scott zolak on the pats game now talking about sharks, different kinds of things that sharks do.. a shark vs a bear, zolak vs a bear, ninko, you see any bears in foxboro?

ninko: i saw a coyote once in foxboro

zolak: that's a wolf with mange

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Friday, 17 August 2018 02:43 (five months ago) Permalink

fuck this atavistic bullshit sport and fuck you for watching it

― El Tomboto, Sunday, August 19, 2018 11:28 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 20 August 2018 11:22 (five months ago) Permalink

my favorite variation of above is people on twitter who are morally superior to NFL fans yet love the WWE, where all its veterans live til 60 before ODing or killing themselves or someone else and who's power structure is actually directly tied to the Trump org and Linda McMahon serves in the administration

these people usually care about anime

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 20 August 2018 17:09 (five months ago) Permalink

the NFL without question is bad for humanity, but the eagles are good

k3vin k., Monday, 20 August 2018 19:30 (five months ago) Permalink

I’d root for the Eagles either way but it’s nice that they’ve made it so easy by being so likable.

Mordy, Monday, 20 August 2018 19:31 (five months ago) Permalink

lol'd at these, @dril tweet season previews


Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 20 August 2018 20:57 (five months ago) Permalink

washington one is great

the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 05:50 (five months ago) Permalink

sports agents have to be some of the worst ppl alive right? look at these goddamn pantomime villains. looks like they're kidnapping him or holding him hostage. gronk's constant slight bewilderment is not helping obv.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 30 August 2018 19:37 (four months ago) Permalink

While do those dudes look bigger than gronk who is a literal giant

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 30 August 2018 20:25 (four months ago) Permalink

it's a trick of the eye. gronk is sitting 20-feet behind those men.

guardians of the gums: i am tooth (voodoo chili), Thursday, 30 August 2018 21:49 (four months ago) Permalink

At what point is it safe to say that Baker Mayfield is the greatest Browns QB since β€˜99? Can we say it now or do we have to wait for the regular season to start?

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 31 August 2018 00:36 (four months ago) Permalink

i believe you are talking about tyrod taylor?

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 31 August 2018 00:41 (four months ago) Permalink

Safe to say Drew Stanton as well.

brownie, Friday, 31 August 2018 00:56 (four months ago) Permalink


— NFL (@NFL) August 31, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 31 August 2018 01:56 (four months ago) Permalink

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