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the super bowl was a long time ago now

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:16 (one year ago) Permalink

josh mcdaniels confirmed as new head coach of the indianapolis colts. instead of being behind belichick he can spend some time behind his old qbs coach instead.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:18 (one year ago) Permalink

lol rooney rule

mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:23 (one year ago) Permalink


i mean, outside of the process itself, ok josh is one of the most qualified hc candidates out there, but things like mike vrabel hire at ten, and greg olson at oak too, have not been inspiring appointments in this regard. coordinator level is the real ugly scene that makes the hc level such a problem. i believe i am correct in saying there is 1 black oc in the whole nfl. i think flores at ne will make it around 10 black dcs but cmon, this shit is horrendous.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:39 (one year ago) Permalink


Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 02:29 (one year ago) Permalink

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 02:31 (one year ago) Permalink

i'm sure this is already being speculated but first thing i think is that bill told him this is going to be his last year. i did see that luck supposedly needs more surgery on his shoulder tho, and that might've been enough to foul it.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 02:34 (one year ago) Permalink

i think you're supposed to wait a whole day to go full belichick

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 02:54 (one year ago) Permalink

i'm hearing rumours he wrote his resignation letter on irsay's shirt

It's time to let The Monster get out of it's cage to feed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

— Jim Irsay (@JimIrsay) January 3, 2013

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 02:59 (one year ago) Permalink

and *that's* for the city of baltimore!

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 03:01 (one year ago) Permalink

#EXCLUSIVE: #49ers have reached agreement w/ Jimmy Garoppolo. Will be highest paid player in #NFL. Announcement soon to come.

— Raj Mathai (@rajmathai) February 8, 2018

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 February 2018 18:28 (one year ago) Permalink

congrats to "jimmy g"

lag∞n, Thursday, 8 February 2018 18:42 (one year ago) Permalink

Jimmy G has started less than 10 games in the NFL and now has two Super Bowl rings and the biggest contract in NFL history. A true inspiration to those that let their partners do all of the work on group projects

— offseason hanx (@HankJoness) February 8, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:40 (one year ago) Permalink

damn i forgot Rae Carruth was getting released from prison in October!

omar little, Monday, 19 February 2018 21:44 (one year ago) Permalink

I forgot about that guy. Can someone who hired a hitman to murder his girlfriend because she wouldn't get an abortion not be a complete sociopath?

Rod Steel (musicfanatic), Thursday, 22 February 2018 22:12 (one year ago) Permalink

fins tagged landry - acc to my fins fan friend apparently making him the 3rd highest paid WR in nfl? if true that _is_ ridic

Mordy, Thursday, 22 February 2018 22:12 (one year ago) Permalink

it would make sense if the NFL were a PPR league

piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Thursday, 22 February 2018 23:06 (one year ago) Permalink

lol yes

Mordy, Thursday, 22 February 2018 23:07 (one year ago) Permalink

3rd highest cap hit for 2018 to be precise but yeah. not sure what to make of him tbh, depending on who you ask or what stats you use he's either one of the most effective wrs in the league or he holds the entire offense back. he always looks kind of medium to me.

very curious to see what miami does with him eventually. something dumb, probably

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 23 February 2018 00:25 (one year ago) Permalink

So anyone have any opinion on the idea that the Vikings are going to clear the decks of QBs to go after Kurt Cousins? I was thinking prevailing belief was that Denver was his destination.

earlnash, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 02:41 (one year ago) Permalink

i think it's weird there isn't one of those qbs that they like. what's wrong with keenum?

Mordy, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 03:02 (one year ago) Permalink

not sure there is a huge delta between the vikes qbs and cousins. i wonder what kind of money the vikes guys are angling for. a smart qb-needy team could hold out to see who is the last man standing there and get a few years of a serviceable qb for cut rate.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 03:24 (one year ago) Permalink

feel like keenum will have to put up several seasons of brees-like numbers before people stop thinking he's too $hort

mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 03:33 (one year ago) Permalink

matt forte has retired. pretty good player

mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 19:25 (one year ago) Permalink

love the dude, always respected his game and was happy when he joined the jets two years ago. he still had moments last year, but all those nagging injuries must've added up.

piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Thursday, 1 March 2018 05:27 (one year ago) Permalink

guys...Keenum is not that good and it's not just a size thing. trust me

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 1 March 2018 19:10 (one year ago) Permalink

ILX quoted out of context

omar little, Thursday, 1 March 2018 19:11 (one year ago) Permalink


Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 1 March 2018 19:17 (one year ago) Permalink

Penn State RB Saquon Barkley at 2018 Combine:

- Stronger than Joe Thomas
- Quicker than DeSean Jackson
- Faster than Devin Hester
- Jumps higher than Julio Jones


johnny crunch, Friday, 2 March 2018 21:03 (one year ago) Permalink

yeah, dude is just breaking the scales

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 2 March 2018 21:17 (one year ago) Permalink

List of all RBs at the NFL combine to weigh over 225, sub-4.5 40 & at least a 38-inch vertical (since 2000):

Saquon Barkley
/end list

Barkley DESTROYED those measures away, with an OFFICIAL 4.40 40, 41-inch vertical at 233 lbs.

— Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) March 2, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 2 March 2018 21:19 (one year ago) Permalink

xxxpost lmao omar

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 3 March 2018 04:26 (one year ago) Permalink

According to Adam Schefter of ESPN, the final four teams expected to be in the running for his services are the Broncos, Cardinals, Jets, and Vikings.

Let's see.

Jets -- ANY dude that willing walks into that club has to know in the end, it won't work out. Forget it Kirk, it's the Jets.

Cardinals - They lost for nearly 40 years and had a couple of decent teams. Probably the lowest pressure place to go.

Vikings -- They are the best team and last year was very close. Can they repeat that and take that next step, it's a hard thing to do. Will they be setting fire to the future by signing such an expensive player. I'd say this team would be the highest pressure to join as really anything less than getting to a Superbowl is a failure next year.

Broncos - They still have quite a bit of talent and the club has been good about finding players. While improvement would be expected, would not be expected to 'win it all' as much as be in the playoff discussions.

earlnash, Sunday, 4 March 2018 00:24 (one year ago) Permalink

If you blink, you might miss Troy Apke’s 4.35-second 40-yard dash that made Deion Sanders the happiest person on earth.

— Roar Lions Roar (@RLRblog) March 5, 2018

lag∞n, Monday, 5 March 2018 20:35 (one year ago) Permalink

We live in such a strange time "you know why I'm surprised, I'm not going to say it on tv but he can run run."

earlnash, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 01:38 (one year ago) Permalink

Eagles traded a 7 and Matt Tobin to Seattle for a 5. Seattle than traded a 7 and Michael Bennett for a 5 and Marcus Johnson.

The Eagles basically traded Matt Tobin and Marcus Johnson for Michael Bennett, lol.

— Jimmy Kempski (@JimmyKempski) March 7, 2018

Mordy, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 20:15 (one year ago) Permalink

that is grotesque. howie strikes again. i wonder if the seahawks let bennett have a say in his destination, i am sure they could've done a little better if they were really trying to maximize return

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 20:22 (one year ago) Permalink

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— Michael Bennett (@mosesbread72) March 7, 2018

Mordy, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 21:09 (one year ago) Permalink


mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 21:24 (one year ago) Permalink

the other guy, charles, is one of the best ppl to follow on twitter for football right now, @fourverts

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 9 March 2018 21:37 (one year ago) Permalink

Jarvis Landry to Browns.

burzum buddies (brownie), Friday, 9 March 2018 22:38 (one year ago) Permalink

oh miami was able to find a more incompetently run organization than themselves well done

Mordy, Friday, 9 March 2018 23:00 (one year ago) Permalink

tyrod taylor to the browns

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 9 March 2018 23:05 (one year ago) Permalink

that's interesting. tt w/ all those weapons (landry, duke johnson, josh gordon) could be good.

Mordy, Friday, 9 March 2018 23:14 (one year ago) Permalink

oh plus saquon barkley. you've gotta think they must be good at least on offense next season.

Mordy, Friday, 9 March 2018 23:15 (one year ago) Permalink

Browns getting DB Damarious Randall from the Packers.

burzum buddies (brownie), Friday, 9 March 2018 23:30 (one year ago) Permalink

going all-in to secure 3 to 4 wins

omar little, Friday, 9 March 2018 23:30 (one year ago) Permalink

with the appropriate preseason caveats, philly 1st team offense looks abominable and pats defense looks p nice

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 17 August 2018 00:27 (nine months ago) Permalink

for a min i'm like.. no one cares about the preseason and then i'm like BRADY JULES I MISSED YOU GUYS SO MUCH

patterson is fast alright

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Friday, 17 August 2018 00:55 (nine months ago) Permalink

foxboro and its terrible, terrible music

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Friday, 17 August 2018 00:56 (nine months ago) Permalink

with the appropriate preseason caveats

oh, you

mookieproof, Friday, 17 August 2018 01:57 (nine months ago) Permalink

preseason game announcing is a delight tbh

scott zolak on the pats game now talking about sharks, different kinds of things that sharks do.. a shark vs a bear, zolak vs a bear, ninko, you see any bears in foxboro?

ninko: i saw a coyote once in foxboro

zolak: that's a wolf with mange

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Friday, 17 August 2018 02:43 (nine months ago) Permalink

fuck this atavistic bullshit sport and fuck you for watching it

― El Tomboto, Sunday, August 19, 2018 11:28 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 20 August 2018 11:22 (nine months ago) Permalink

my favorite variation of above is people on twitter who are morally superior to NFL fans yet love the WWE, where all its veterans live til 60 before ODing or killing themselves or someone else and who's power structure is actually directly tied to the Trump org and Linda McMahon serves in the administration

these people usually care about anime

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 20 August 2018 17:09 (nine months ago) Permalink

the NFL without question is bad for humanity, but the eagles are good

k3vin k., Monday, 20 August 2018 19:30 (nine months ago) Permalink

I’d root for the Eagles either way but it’s nice that they’ve made it so easy by being so likable.

Mordy, Monday, 20 August 2018 19:31 (nine months ago) Permalink

lol'd at these, @dril tweet season previews


Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 20 August 2018 20:57 (nine months ago) Permalink

washington one is great

the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 05:50 (eight months ago) Permalink

sports agents have to be some of the worst ppl alive right? look at these goddamn pantomime villains. looks like they're kidnapping him or holding him hostage. gronk's constant slight bewilderment is not helping obv.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 30 August 2018 19:37 (eight months ago) Permalink

While do those dudes look bigger than gronk who is a literal giant

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 30 August 2018 20:25 (eight months ago) Permalink

it's a trick of the eye. gronk is sitting 20-feet behind those men.

guardians of the gums: i am tooth (voodoo chili), Thursday, 30 August 2018 21:49 (eight months ago) Permalink

At what point is it safe to say that Baker Mayfield is the greatest Browns QB since β€˜99? Can we say it now or do we have to wait for the regular season to start?

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 31 August 2018 00:36 (eight months ago) Permalink

i believe you are talking about tyrod taylor?

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 31 August 2018 00:41 (eight months ago) Permalink

Safe to say Drew Stanton as well.

brownie, Friday, 31 August 2018 00:56 (eight months ago) Permalink


— NFL (@NFL) August 31, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 31 August 2018 01:56 (eight months ago) Permalink

five months pass...

Breaking: Baltimore has agreement in principle to trade former Super Bowl MVP Joe Flacco to the Broncos, league sources told ESPN.

Trade cannot be processed until new NFL league year begins Wednesday, March 13. Teams prohibited from commenting on deal or terms surrounding it.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) February 13, 2019

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 16:19 (three months ago) Permalink

hey, that's cool

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 16:19 (three months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

After debating it during the regular season, Jason Witten has ended his NFL retirement to return to the Dallas Cowboys.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) February 28, 2019

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 February 2019 18:03 (two months ago) Permalink

Witten's commentary got a little better over the course of the season, but I guess he realized he was never going to be Tony Romo

Brad C., Thursday, 28 February 2019 19:16 (two months ago) Permalink

"sports agents have to be some of the worst ppl alive right? look at these goddamn pantomime villains. looks like they're kidnapping him or holding him hostage. gronk's constant slight bewilderment is not helping obv."

I believe I saw a comic in 2000AD that a sports agent had to eat a complete Gronk before it was allowed to manage a Gronk. It might have been in Strontium Dog.

earlnash, Sunday, 3 March 2019 22:24 (two months ago) Permalink

Kellen Winslow is still doing creep crimes

omar little, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 16:52 (two months ago) Permalink

Foles to the Jags, 4/88

that's where I was hoping he'd go, who knows if it'll work out but it will be neat to see this Jags team with an actual QB

(would've been neater last year, but still)

frogbs, Monday, 11 March 2019 21:22 (two months ago) Permalink

rumors are desean jackson back to philly

Mordy, Monday, 11 March 2019 21:22 (two months ago) Permalink

hoo boy

k3vin k., Monday, 11 March 2019 23:15 (two months ago) Permalink


Browns getting OBJ from the Giants

omar little, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:06 (two months ago) Permalink

Odell Beckham Jr. traded to Cleveland, as @MikeGarafolo reported.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) March 12, 2019

Here are the trade terms: Giants recieve a first-round pick in 2019 (No. 17 overall), the Browns' second third-round pick this year and S Jabril Peppers, source tells ESPN. Browns get Odell Beckham Jr.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) March 13, 2019

omar little, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:07 (two months ago) Permalink

This might be the best Browns team of my lifetime

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:11 (two months ago) Permalink


johnny crunch, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:18 (two months ago) Permalink

lol steelers front office

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:31 (two months ago) Permalink

going to assume brownie isn't here cos they're popping champagne cork atm

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:49 (two months ago) Permalink

meanwhile my boys just had the expected fire sale.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:50 (two months ago) Permalink


Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 11:18 (two months ago) Permalink

Tannehill to the Titans

frogbs, Friday, 15 March 2019 19:22 (two months ago) Permalink

Cool I'm taking off three years from watching the Tankfins

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 March 2019 19:42 (two months ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...


summary: McCarthy was an unimaginative coach who never adapted and checked out when the team started losing, Rodgers is a diva who randomly puts people in the doghouse, the front office was obsessed with youth and let talented players walk, rookie receivers were caught between listening to Rodgers and listening to the coaching staff, everyone thinks they should have won 5 Super Bowls...sound about right?

frogbs, Friday, 5 April 2019 13:22 (one month ago) Permalink

the old jets unis were classic--the problem was the team, coaching, and organization.

Neus Anneus (voodoo chili), Friday, 5 April 2019 14:22 (one month ago) Permalink

This dude is strong.

Time of year when small school guys get to show they can compete on the big stage. This is 320-pound, Western Illinois DT Khalen Saunders (@khalenNOTkaylen), who is heading to the Senior Bowl next week. Backflips at his size....

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) January 16, 2019

earlnash, Sunday, 7 April 2019 18:32 (one month ago) Permalink


k3vin k., Sunday, 7 April 2019 20:21 (one month ago) Permalink

Johnny Manziel wants to be called "John Manziel" now.

— L.A. Times Sports (@latimessports) April 8, 2019

mookieproof, Monday, 8 April 2019 17:50 (one month ago) Permalink

It's not Johnny Football anymore, it's John Foot

to halve and half not (voodoo chili), Monday, 8 April 2019 18:00 (one month ago) Permalink

no longer a boy, not yet a manz

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 8 April 2019 19:08 (one month ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Just talked to a Redskins source who told me Dan Snyder has "taken over the first round of the draft."

The last time that happened the Redskins traded two future No. 1's and a No. 2 to move up for Robert Griffin.

— Grant Paulsen (@granthpaulsen) April 24, 2019

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 19:53 (three weeks ago) Permalink


reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 21:59 (three weeks ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

Patrick Peterson PED suspension 6 games....

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 16 May 2019 16:53 (four days ago) Permalink

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