here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

PFF isn't the definitive word but I like it a lot alongside other stats. in a sport that understands its own data so poorly i think a measure based on grading play-by-play performance is super valuable, even with caveats. football has to be the hardest sport to separate what we notice is happening from the full picture of what is actually happening

Congrats to Tom Brady on being picked as Patriots Player of the Week, what an incredible journey

non-td call on the field was appalling

rong

Are you arguing with yourself?

lol i meant rong thread, i reposted on the playoffs thread

Matt Patricia talking through the key plays in the Patriots Super Bowl win over Atlanta. pic.twitter.com/eLDiNVYj5Z

— James Light (@JamesALight) January 18, 2018

whenever I see that dude I keep thinking Ebro in the Morning got a coaching job

https://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/newburyportnews.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/6/13/613c03de-ec82-5b94-98bd-aa5aefe4e193/5a65504474e0f.image.jpg

this was good

great play 4 sure

underthrown tbphwu

Your own piece of the celebration!

RT to enter to win AFC Championship confetti from the @GilletteStadium turf.

Rules: https://t.co/Uuiuiwg6cW pic.twitter.com/OYaLYVo5lv

— New England Patriots (@Patriots) January 22, 2018

x-post with shit that looks like an onion article?

An AFC Championship gif. pic.twitter.com/5yhSBBQ8Go

— New England Patriots (@Patriots) January 23, 2018

https://www.facebook.com/tomvstime/

this has some kind of interesting glimpses if you can bear to watch it

it was way better than i thought it would be

my favorite part was him sulking after kc, i'm surprised they put that in

respect to gisele in that segment, she was otm

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUgkXy9V4AASQQi.jpg

“We used to always mess with Hernandez when we were on the field and say, ‘Hey man I heard they found the body,'” Scott said. “And we thought it was a joke because we knew something had happened in Florida. So the whole running joke was hey I heard they found the body. Like we all knew he was a bad guy, there had been stories floating around this guy for years.”

https://nesn.com/2018/01/bart-scott-reveals-chilling-taunt-nfl-players-said-to-aaron-hernandez/

lol bold

wow dont f w lil brady

Tom Brady cuts his weekly interview short on WEEI, saying he was disappointed to hear of news that host Alex Reimer made a disparaging remark about his daughter when discussing the "Tom vs. Time" documentary. Brady said he is evaluating if he wants to be on the show again.

— Mike Reiss (@MikeReiss) January 29, 2018

An inside source at WEEI has confirmed that Alex Reimer has been fired for inappropriate comments about Tom Brady's daughter.

— Rob Harrington (@bharrington5585) January 29, 2018

On WEEI’s “Kirk & Callahan,” on Monday, Brady called out the station for comments made the preceding Thursday by host Alex Reimer about Brady’s daughter, Vivian, and her appearance in the documentary, “Tom vs. Time.” On air, Reimer referred to her as an “annoying little pissant.”

whatever else you think about the comment itself it was a powerful career move by this guy

i wonder if he knew as soon as the words left his mouth

btw been meaning to say "the patriots shd go back to those ridiculous elvis shoulder uniforms"

agreed. the 90s were a real boom time for pats uniforms.

whoever thought up red numbers with blue drop shadows is truly insane and a genius

i think reimer was suspended not fired. i had never heard of the guy before this so, uh, good job i guess?

lol

Tom Brady knows zero about pop culture pic.twitter.com/mAIsLULV6f

— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) January 30, 2018

idk I kinda believe Brady when he says he does nothing but think about football. probably would eat a football for breakfast if you gave him one

uhh tom does NOT eat red meat

Somewhere the oil painting of himself that Tom Brady keeps just developed a tear.

Vs. the AFC East: 66-20 (.767)
Superbowl's 5-3 (.600)

It's a ridiculous amount of championship game apperances, you got to compare it more to Yankee guys like Yogi Berra or someone like Bill Russell on the Celtics.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVQJzXzWsAA-17s.jpg

this is...something

I just came here to post this actually https://deadspin.com/where-the-hell-was-malcolm-butler-1822718154

https://78.media.tumblr.com/2c23f751a3d236a10ed837c0e478e74e/tumblr_inline_odkuxrkmhY1smjcyz_540.png

we should poll who's the bigger psycho, tom brady or kobe

Bill Belichick is probably the only coach in the league who could bench a guy like Butler for mysterious reasons, give up 41 points to a backup QB in a Super Bowl, and not have it become the biggest story of the offseason

kobes the bigger psycho, but the tom vs time - vs - the kobe musecage is a nice parallel def

tbf coffee tastes bad

rude

having a tasty cof right now

same

I've never had a coffee

coffee is a lie that ppl tell themselves

wtf shades of belichick

it’s OK folks I don’t like peanuts, everybody’s got a thing they can’t do BUT I TRIED

maybe Brady’s on to something just focus down on whole grain organic kaleoili sandwiches and only think about football and read nothing but playbooks and you, too, can dominate everyone except Eli and Nick Foles

& frogbs otm but I mean that in a RESPECT way not like yeah, see

Stunner: Patriots’ OC Josh McDaniels has decided NOT to accept Colts’ HC job and will remain with New England, sources told ESPN.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) February 7, 2018

FOLES RUSH IN: 2018 nfl qb carousel and miscellaneous offseasoning thread

eagerly awaiting stunner #2, in which the 49ers announce a long-term deal with jimmy g and then he changes his mind and re-signs w/the patriots and, on the side, becomes a commercial spokesman for tb12.