i have something to say about the offseason THE 2016 NBA OFFSEASON

remember when he did the splits last year and everyone thought his groin ripped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9GBA6mCJKE

oof

dallas could def be it if parsons leaves

jae crowder's contract looking better and better all the time

ha yeah srsly

barnes is the jeff green that people like (jeff green is the jeff green that people hate)

jeff green used to be liked! barnes is just earlier on the career path, but yes otm

http://espn.go.com/olympics/story/_/id/16249677/pau-gasol-consider-freezing-sperm-light-zika

something for the spurs to consider is how well pau prepares for all eventualities

cant say hes not prepared

spurs don't even bother signing pau they just harvest his sperm to create the third gasol

fairly certain the third gasol is the promised sign of the apocalyse

there is actually a third gasol hes prob like 20 now guess hes not good at basketball tho

there is another

http://kiaenzona.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Adria-Gasol-UCLA.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/3huvzi/what_happened_to_the_third_gasol/

lmao

http://i.imgur.com/yKTd4r9.png

xp

welp, off to the bunker

whole gasol family is insanely wise

http://i.imgur.com/veqMKqa.png

Not so much when it comes to "honoring" Chinese people though.

true, hopefully they have learned and grown from that bad act

Haha I skimmed through that and his favorite player right now is vucevic (implied bc he dunked on Pau this year)

spurs don't even bother signing pau they just harvest his sperm to create the third gasol

there's an ocean's 14 spec in here. like cloon, pop, buford + Spurs roster breaking into a high security sperm bank so they can clone a tall spaniard

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/16287776/new-york-knicks-discussions-trading-derrick-rose

figured the lakers would be more likely to do this

Please give us zinger for rose

pray 4 rose

bender https://vine.co/v/MlJLP7DYXzz

wow jonathan bender has really changed

*jonathon

Chad Ford
ESPN Senior Writer
Amazed at how different NBA teams are evaluating draft lottery prospects Kris Dunn, Jamal Murray, Dragan Bender, Marquese Chriss, Jaylen Brown & Buddy Hield. Every player is as high as No. 3 on at least one board. As low as No. 8 on at least one board. With that said, it appears Dunn is No. 3 on the most boards right now.

i only saw kris dunn in the tournament and he.... did not strike me as a #3 overall draft pick

hes old too

please don't take kris dunn, danny

i could see him being good if he got on a team where he didn't have the entire defense focused on him on every possesion

btw we have a draft thread :-)

im torn whether to use this or the draft thread or this one might be better to have all offseason talk in one place?

im ready for the trades. dont disappoint me this time pls

srsly gonna need some nice trades

important to know which player has most juice capacity

this draft is so shitty that i made plans for thursday night

go to the draft instead imo

iggy azalea and nick young split up

CNN sidebar threw me off the scent initially because it said "NBA star, rapper break up"

dirk gonna join the dubs? looool

haha

Probasketballdraft @Probballdraft
A bit of #NBADraft chatter: Boston has discussed 3 and a contract for Khris Middleton. Danny Ainge wants to add a scorer. #Celtics

hmmm

think i prefer the noel rumor but middleton is good

sounds like they're having trouble finding anything for the 3, its basically only okafor available and maybe this now

ya doesnt seem too highly valued

what shd celtics do w #3 pick

i think i would do middleton for #3, he's only 24 and has some room to get better.

ya seems like a good deal, middleton rounding into a borderline allstar prob, theres got to be a better player than him available in the draft but theres no guarantee youll find them