Aw, it's CUTECELSIOR! Post cutest messages from ILX.

*_*

i love that face

i listened to the radio all day yesterday. last night i went to sleep singing

"You're the fuckin bed... you're the fuckin bed"

when I started college I stole a book from my little sister that is just pictures of cute puppies (the book is called "cute puppies" iirc) and I would look at it when I felt down and it always cheered me up.

― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈colinda❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Monday, September 14, 2009 7:46 PM (2 weeks ago)

man maybe we should all self ban for a while if it makes a dude come back like you

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, September 30, 2009 1:56 AM (3 minutes ago)

honestly can't tell if he's genuine there tho

You should do something nice for another squirrel like give it a lot of nuts or something. If you make another squirrel happy then maybe you'll feel better.

― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:46 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark

i love ENBB and her adoration of animals

i love surm and his ability to make even the most standard of posts adorable!

! =)

^ agreed.

Also, <3 surmounter.

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=64

We remember who you are.

i think i understand the smoke persian now

the world is a hell of a place slocks u_u

― lots of jerks (gbx), Thursday, November 12, 2009 7:27 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i like it

― If Planes Could Fly This Place Would Be an Airport (s1ocki), Thursday, November 12, 2009 7:28 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark

not a message from ILX, but...

13(ish) year old boy at the dollar store yesterday, talking to someone on his cell phone: "y'know how she loves gummi bears? I bought her this giant gummi bear."

he was talking about "birther" spokesperson orly taitz.

*stares at the moon, single tear sliding down my cheek*

― Lamp, Wednesday, November 25, 2009 12:13 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lmao

― farting irl (cankles), Wednesday, November 25, 2009 12:14 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

unhhhh, cidu-chan.... uguu~~

― farting irl (cankles), Wednesday, November 25, 2009 12:15 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

youve unlocked the hidden summon spell u can now summon

^_^ TRUE EMOTION ^_^

― Lamp, Wednesday, November 25, 2009 12:16 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lamp i know we have a tumultuous history but i would like to say you are my all-time favorite poster

― farting irl (cankles), Wednesday, November 25, 2009 12:21 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wow, that's some real tyler durden shit right there

i honestly thought it meant "get a valentine's day card for"

― fictional, homosexual, Baltimore hoodlum (forksclovetofu), Friday, December 18, 2009 10:22 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

i did!

so cute

when i was in second grade, my friends were "bad girls" and they'd steal lunchboxes during lunch time, but they didn't really steal them, they just hid them in the bushes around the corner, and they tried to get me to steal someone's lunchbox, but i ended up just taking the crayons from the boy I had a crush on who sat in front of me, thinking that would mean he'd have to borrow my crayons.

― sarahel, Monday, 4 January 2010 07:59 (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ok that thread just turned too cute:

my favourite boy when i was eight wasn't shy but he was eccentric, at the end of the year we were supposed to take all our artwork home and he couldn't fit the last couple of his paintings in his bag so he ate them while i cried my eyes out with laughter.

― estela, Monday, 4 January 2010 08:10 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

knew this thread was gonna be bumped in light of all the above

xxp - I'm amazed I was that strategic a thinker when I was 7.

that approximates my dating strategy as an adult too, tbh

i love estela so much in that story. also i wonder where that guy is now, he sounds like he is prolly awesome

If the cast would also include Johnny 5 and Prince Akeem, it would be like my childhood dream come true.
― Tuomas, Thursday, April 1, 2010

but then i am physiologically predisposed to cuddling so

― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, May 11, 2010 7:41 PM (1 hour ago)

I had 7 imaginary friends who were all bunny brothers and sisters... I was also a bunny. my name was... Funtown.

― peacocks, Wednesday, May 12, 2010 3:27 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

omg @ funtown post

i am actually dying over funtown atm

oh man funtown post pretty much killed me

omg do u guys need an ambulance

or two ambulances might be more convenient

lolol

i used to imagine being a popple and how awesome that would be

oh man, I totally had an orange popple

the hell is a popple

my favourite boy when i was eight wasn't shy but he was eccentric, at the end of the year we were supposed to take all our artwork home and he couldn't fit the last couple of his paintings in his bag so he ate them while i cried my eyes out with laughter.

― estela, Monday, 4 January 2010 08:10 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― BEEEEEEEEECK FUCKING OOOOOOORRRRD! (a hoy hoy), Monday, January 4, 2010 3:33 AM (4 months ago)

surm:

http://ephemerist.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/popples.jpg

iirc i wanted to be a care bear when I was 2. things haven't changed much

^^ haven't changed much for me either

i was just talking about care bears.

i had 2 tiny pink popples that i think used to belong to nijoli, i also had a medium sized white one. i also had a purple cat that turned into a sock that i insisted on referring to as a popple

I recently let my mom give away my popple sheets :(

ps. btw iirc there can only be one funtown tbh imho

im just a funtown homage

aw :)

randomly

*yesterday on the st 2 guys were rapping "turnin me on" by keri hilson. i chimed in with "miss keri baby!"

― janice (surm), Saturday, July 10, 2010 11:07 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*last night at the club ciara's RIDE remix came on and my friend james, like, knew it and sang along no less. he was all "they can't wait to try-y-y-y-y me." <3 friends who surprise u

― janice (surm), Saturday, July 10, 2010 11:08 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*that one time jLo's Love Don't Cost A Thing came on the radio in spanish first thing in the morning and rocked my sox off til i danced myself awake

― janice (surm), Saturday, July 10, 2010 11:10 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*the night i went out to the gay bar by myself and found no one hot to dance with and was about to leave, when a remix of tori amos' "in the springtime of his voodoo" came on. just for me. i danced. some guy bought me a water, i think because i looked happy. and sweaty.

― janice (surm), Saturday, July 10, 2010 11:13 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*the night i went to Sugarland and no one was there yet, and the 1st song they played was Obsessed. i deftly took myself past the bar to the dance floor and made the most of it. (well i think my friends helped me out after they got a drink)

― janice (surm), Saturday, July 10, 2010 11:26 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*that mtg at work when the girl's cell fone ring went off really loud and it was "Dontcha" by PCD. dontcha wish ur girlfriend was HOT like me...

― janice (surm), Saturday, July 10, 2010 11:29 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

*when the guy on the street plays Rhythm Nation on his boombox at lunchtime

― janice (surm), Saturday, July 10, 2010 1:21 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

*market played my favorite pj harvey song in the morning while getting my coffee. it was like a dream.

― janice (surm), Saturday, July 10, 2010 6:13 PM (37 minutes ago)

hmm, I shoulda just said 'read this thread, ffs <3'