zing

-- Nate Patrin (natepatrin550...) (webmail), September 26th, 2002 1:27 AM. (link)

hey how about instead you eat my ass you clueless cum bubble

-- simon trife ($$2...) (webmail), September 26th, 2002 1:31 AM. (simon_tr) (link)

* Once told a rabbi to get off the rag.

* Never really had a gun.

-- and what (an...), September 25th, 2006 7:07 PM. (ooo) (link)

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Half of these are useless! more like "I Love Puns"
-- Andrzej B. (ww_sketche...), September 25th, 2006 7:09 PM

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...)

...

-- Lars and Jagger (nicole.kessle...)

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...)

one for the sticker

-- Theorry Henry (miltonpinsk...)

-- Paul Edward Wagemann (PaulEdwardWageman...)

-- mr. brojangles (mikeoptin...) (webmail), Today 2:43 PM. (sanskrit) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

to be fair, your stomach probably has scabies now.

-- jaxon (jaso...) (webmail), Today 2:46 PM. (jaxon) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

?????

sounds like some strongo newvo cuisine

-- chaki (chaki.tim...)

HERE'S AN OPTION:

quit being such a fag

-- JW (jo...)

In Kobe:
http://static.flickr.com/27/46974643_ee7b25dcec.jpg

In Vancouver:
http://static.flickr.com/71/192710326_acd4ce0c78.jpg

Horse meat has about 40% less calories than even the leanest beef, while supplying 50% more protein and up to 30% more iron. No instances of mad cow in horse.

Canada and Mexico, our wacky neighbors to the north and south, eat lots of horse...

...as do Argentina, Austria, Belgium, Chile, China, France, Germany, Iceland, Kakakhstan (no shit!), Mongolia, The Netherlands, Romania, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden and Switzerland.

The consumption of horse is taboo in primarily English speaking countries.

-- polyphonic (polyphoni...) (webmail), Today 5:05 PM. (polyphonic) (later) (link)

The weird part was that he moved from San Francisco to Oakland to avoid getting mugged. TO OAKLAND.

-- polyphonic (polyphoni...) (webmail), Today 5:16 PM. (polyphonic) (later) (link)

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), September 28th, 2006.

you're still posting here only due to a loophole in banning

-- am0n (vvv...), September 28th, 2006.

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aw, c'mon
-- boo berry

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MR. PEMBERTON
-- boo berry

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mr perpetua
-- sleep

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Chubby, pink, and having bad taste? No thanks.
-- John Justen

-- service comedy (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), Today 5:05 PM. (JBR) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

re 48: too bad kenan is already taken, lol

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), Today 5:09 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), November 12th, 2005 2:59 AM. (papa la bas) (link)

-- kephm (dogtheprophe...)

uh, puerto rican girls or kate masonicboom wearing corduroy pants?

-- chakra khan chakra khan (mikeoptin...)

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), October 2nd, 2006 1:30 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (later)

Too soon.

-- Thermo Thinwall (tupac.chopr...), October 2nd, 2006 1:32 PM. (Thermo Thinwall) (later)

It's always too soon for unfunny remarks.

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), October 2nd, 2006 1:34 PM. (bundgee)

But the movie never tries to deny that Stephan is insufferable. He's bloody creepy, and the love interest Stephanie tells him so (after he breaks into her apartment!), along with a lot of other good advice, like that he needs to develop a thicker skin. The movie indulges in the childishness of its subject, but it does not ever condone it.

I once knew people like Stephan. I don't anymore. I wonder if they're still out there making insane asses of themselves and completely failing to connect to other people.

-- always crashing in other people's cars (fluxion2...), September 27th, 2006 1:07 AM. (kenan)

http://www.hbc.fi/sture/hallitus/Hallitus-Tuomas.jpg

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), September 27th, 2006 1:19 AM. (papa la bas)

-- TOMBOT (tombo...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 10:45 AM. (TOMBOT) (later) (link)

tom that is the worst pickup line i've ever seen

-- mango selassie (teenagequie...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 10:48 AM. (teenagequiet) (later) (link)

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it's not all about you, y'know
-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...), October 3rd, 2006 2:53 PM. (lfam) (later) (link)

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they sure taught you good values in the boy scouts
-- like murderinging (mi...), October 3rd, 2006 3:10 PM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)

it may be against work policy, but you should try using google.

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...) (webmail), Today 6:13 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

-- milo z (wooderso...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 9:56 PM. (mlp) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

oh yeah! I learned a lot from that one (i.e. tax policy and its connection to Prohibition, Progressivism + temperance movement).

yeah that one's good, the small town vs city stuff also made the whole experiment seem a lot less out of the blue

I wanted a multi-part doc on Al Smith.

i loved the story about how americans were all day buzzed on hard cider then when distilled spirits were adopted ppl just drank them at the same rate and were insanely drunk

Is your aversion to the baseball one about not trusting KB on race issues?

or violently disagree with his stance on the DH

although i like both baseball and jazz when combined with ken burns i dont think i can take that much dad culture

a Ken Burns doc in five parts on the cultural history of Father's Day, that's what we need imo

Golf. Just imagine

one called fathers & sons about having a catch with yr dad imo

A ken burns doc about bill simmons and cousin sal just being dads

hell yea

haha I forgot this thread was on the Noise board. Boredoms -> k.burns an eternal golden braid

in vietnam the american leadership was depicted as well intentioned hard decision makers rather than the soft brained war mongers they were and the war itself was depicted as an intractable civil war rather than the imperial adventurism it was

― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, May 9, 2018 8:33 AM (nine hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nah i disagree with this. the imperial nature of the war was made plain, and there’s scenes like a year into their involvement when the American leadership essentially admit they are just staying in to keep up appearances

just because theres some scenes in some of these films that tell the truth doesnt mean hes not giving equal time to various good for nothing schemers liars and dissemblers

true, just noting my impressions

there is a point where it’s mentioned that the american strategy is doing its best at the same time mainstream commentators like Walter Cronkite were leaning into covering student protests and the casualties of the war, acknowledging that there’s an undercurrent of “how america wins” in the narrative of the doc

People take shit way too seriously.

― funzone76, Sunday, June 24, 2018 3:48 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there's a whole world out there just begging for you to impose some fun on it. why us?

― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, June 24, 2018 4:00 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

woww

good zingin aimless

aim most imo

is that a very good zing

not to go at aimless its just not v zingy imo

there is no zing

wait I thought LJ was the zing police

he's on special assignment, only deals with zings about himself

ya

ive been pulled in because he's overworked

auditing the Spring '09 Excelsior perchance

lol

deems tbf writes the only excesiorable posts now

Read that as 'execrable'.

Either way, I agree.

yes otm

There doesn’t seem to be a close account option in preferences

― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 13:08 (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Look for “maracas.jpg”

― jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 13:09 (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Peachy.

god, old ilx was good

and then i turned up

harsh

apart from lamentable in sentiment but admirably uncloaked anti-hibernian tendency you're grand

Xp

And we all got turnt

🤪

could someone send treeship that NYT profile of Mueller which explains he's compulsively thorough, by the book? it might save us 500 posts

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, September 13, 2018 6:50 PM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what could we have sent you

― gbx, Thursday, September 13, 2018 6:51 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

poster X's underwear

gbx direct hit damn u ok morbs

fatality.wav

no joke, this is pretty good

https://newrepublic.com/article/151603/nihilist-nation-empty-core-trump-mystique

― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 27 October 2018 13:14 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are all your other posts jokes then or

― Mordy, Saturday, 27 October 2018 14:57 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tax returns!

long zing drought. where dey at

With your mom.

god be with the days

How far we've fallen since the '90s. You wouldn't see Justine Frischmann working at Burger King, would you?

― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Tuesday, April 9, 2019 2:00 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

since she was born into an extremely wealthy family and went to St Pauls then architectural school, no, you probably wouldn't

― Neil S, Tuesday, April 9, 2019 2:07 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

amen.

I’m wary of that initial integration with my carefully tagged local library. Last time I tried it it was a sh1tshow

― calstars, Thursday, September 19, 2019 6:56 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

google sh1tsh0w, find calstars

― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Thursday, September 19, 2019 8:11 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

it's true that friends vanish when they have babies.

i occasionally say "Seeya in 18 years!" and they think it's a joke.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, October 9, 2019 5:13 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

this thread is making an excellent case for procreation

― na (NA), Wednesday, October 9, 2019 5:19 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

triple-x knockout