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Um, yeah, that's why the references were to activities requiring involvement. Now please stop pretending that voting is itself a noble, meaningful act. Not to retread ye political threads of 2004, but voting is the absolute least amount of effort you can put into political activity short of staying home. On a scale of 1-10 in activity and involvement, voting is .3.

Plz to stop patting self on back, Mr. Voter Man.

Any given hour of volunteer work that Scott (or anyone else) has ever done outweighs a lifetime of voting.

-- milo z (wooderso...)

to whom, St. Peter?

-- Zwan (anthonyisrigh...)

― and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm being serious here: stop being a destructive arsehole. I don't want to get moderators involv- no, wait, I do. I want you tossed out of here because I can't fucking post anything withour your punk ass interfering with your unfunny bullshit and your personal attacks.

-- Nate Patrin (natepatrin550...) (webmail), September 26th, 2002 1:27 AM. (link)

hey how about instead you eat my ass you clueless cum bubble

-- simon trife ($$2...) (webmail), September 26th, 2002 1:31 AM. (simon_tr) (link)

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link

* Got a letter from the government the other day.
* Most of his heroes don't appear on no stamps.

* Once told a rabbi to get off the rag.

* Never really had a gun.

-- and what (an...), September 25th, 2006 7:07 PM. (ooo) (link)

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Half of these are useless! more like "I Love Puns"
-- Andrzej B. (ww_sketche...), September 25th, 2006 7:09 PM

― geoff (gcannon), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:29 (thirteen years ago) link

the guy that sits next to me at work is named J0hnathan Z1ng

― jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:31 (thirteen years ago) link

is he really funny in a timely manner?

― gear (gear), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Ethan, are you confusing kingfish and Huk?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...)

...

-- Lars and Jagger (nicole.kessle...)

― and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link

(plz crosspost to nicole tribute thread)

― and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahaha

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I think I heard and All Saints track once, and I think I liked it.

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...)

one for the sticker

-- Theorry Henry (miltonpinsk...)

― and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:43 (thirteen years ago) link

rofl

― Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 00:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I've never said that, you jerk off. Take your slander and stick it up your patootie. And anyway, at least I'm not so simple as to buy into the Dave Marsh horse sushi idea that "Louie Louie" created the lineage of the 60's rock canon.
So just go to bed Fred, your corporate masters have a big day planned for you tommorow...

-- Paul Edward Wagemann (PaulEdwardWageman...)

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 00:44 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.flabba.de/cdinfos/zing/zing.gif

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link

haha flabba

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 01:18 (thirteen years ago) link

to be fair, i hadn't eaten anything that night, was drunk out of my mind, and her chinese restaraunt styrofoam container was still piping hot steam

-- mr. brojangles (mikeoptin...) (webmail), Today 2:43 PM. (sanskrit) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

to be fair, your stomach probably has scabies now.

-- jaxon (jaso...) (webmail), Today 2:46 PM. (jaxon) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link

the Dave Marsh horse sushi idea

?????

sounds like some strongo newvo cuisine

― dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link

TJ IS no good for vegan options

-- chaki (chaki.tim...)

HERE'S AN OPTION:

quit being such a fag

-- JW (jo...)

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

horse sushi [basashi - meat sliced from the neck of horse and served raw]:

In Kobe:
http://static.flickr.com/27/46974643_ee7b25dcec.jpg

In Vancouver:
http://static.flickr.com/71/192710326_acd4ce0c78.jpg

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:38 (thirteen years ago) link

u wacky japanophile

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link

hey they eat that in italy too

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_meat

Horse meat has about 40% less calories than even the leanest beef, while supplying 50% more protein and up to 30% more iron. No instances of mad cow in horse.

Canada and Mexico, our wacky neighbors to the north and south, eat lots of horse...

...as do Argentina, Austria, Belgium, Chile, China, France, Germany, Iceland, Kakakhstan (no shit!), Mongolia, The Netherlands, Romania, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden and Switzerland.

The consumption of horse is taboo in primarily English speaking countries.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Kakakhstan

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Kahkastain oh Kahkastain

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link

bbbut what does it have to do with Louie Louie

― dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

That Frank-Theorry one kills me every time.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:53 (thirteen years ago) link

oh yeah we eat tons of horse up here

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link

the best part is that the good meat is, as shasta says, on the neck, so you can ride-and-bite

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link

...at Le Cheval. Someday I will return.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link

trife: http://xxlmag.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/camron1.jpg
strongo: is that the guy from throbbing gristle?
trife: no thats cam'ron.

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link

why do those pictures exist

― DUMBOCLAAT (eman), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

ahaha, horse, ride-and-bite
i have eaten it - horseburgers! - but not raw

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link

one of my school's students was shot and killed last night.

-- polyphonic (polyphoni...) (webmail), Today 5:05 PM. (polyphonic) (later) (link)

The weird part was that he moved from San Francisco to Oakland to avoid getting mugged. TO OAKLAND.

-- polyphonic (polyphoni...) (webmail), Today 5:16 PM. (polyphonic) (later) (link)

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't know anything else about this incident beyond what's been said here - but i k1now enough to say with absolute assurance, this tragedy was caused by loopholes in gun laws.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), September 28th, 2006.

you're still posting here only due to a loophole in banning

-- am0n (vvv...), September 28th, 2006.

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link

60. Doesn't have a cutesy name for her genitalia.
61. DEFINITELY doesn't feel the need to come up with a cutesy name for my genitalia.
-- John Justen

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aw, c'mon
-- boo berry

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MR. PEMBERTON
-- boo berry

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mr perpetua
-- sleep

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Chubby, pink, and having bad taste? No thanks.
-- John Justen

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:07 (thirteen years ago) link

good thread
-- and what (an...), September 28th, 2006 3:41 PM

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

48. willing to get vasectomy (or has already had one) because birth control is just as much a man's responsibility

-- service comedy (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), Today 5:05 PM. (JBR) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

re 48: too bad kenan is already taken, lol

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), Today 5:09 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link

he has a boyfriend

― service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link

also why did you choose the phrase '30 packs'? i'm curious to what wheels turned when that 'fell out of your ass', also what wheels turned when you decided on the phrase 'falling out of your ass', also why you felt the need to deploy sexual imagery 3 times in your 'zinger' - "i need to know!" i'm also curious as to what drives you and morbius to continue posting here - i can't imagine it's 'i like the conversation' and god knows it's not 'i like the folx there and they like me' cuz i'd guess neither of you could find five threads either of you posted on more than four times that didn't eventually feature the majority of the posters on said thread calling you douchebags, i could be wrong i don't know. who do you like here? who likes you? name names - "i need to know!" i'm curious in what drives a man to post on a messageboard filled with people he doesn't like that like him even less. i don't think it's trolling but i can't figure out exactly what it is. not trying to 'zing' you here (i'd've accused you of shooting zesty ones out of your cock or buying 27 packs of stroh's or something - hit em up oops style), sincerely interested (perhaps, yes, if only to answer why do I continue posting here?). i'd ask others why they bother to engage morbius or oops but i've been there so i sorta understand the impulse.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), November 12th, 2005 2:59 AM. (papa la bas) (link)

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

with all the bickering, i used to think morbs had the hots for ally.
then jaymc clued me in.

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 1 October 2006 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link

who needs to see them when you can hear them from three blocks away?

-- kephm (dogtheprophe...)

uh, puerto rican girls or kate masonicboom wearing corduroy pants?

-- chakra khan chakra khan (mikeoptin...)

― and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 02:58 (thirteen years ago) link

it was all those coke dealers at the barn dances what brought it on

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), October 2nd, 2006 1:30 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (later)

Too soon.

-- Thermo Thinwall (tupac.chopr...), October 2nd, 2006 1:32 PM. (Thermo Thinwall) (later)

It's always too soon for unfunny remarks.

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), October 2nd, 2006 1:34 PM. (bundgee)

― am0n (am0n), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

I left the movie having laughed a lot, but not having sighed with whimsical recognition as much as I think the main character would have wanted me to. I left with the feeling that I wouldn't want to spend five minutes around this insanely self-involved dude. What a perfectly intolerable "creative" type.

But the movie never tries to deny that Stephan is insufferable. He's bloody creepy, and the love interest Stephanie tells him so (after he breaks into her apartment!), along with a lot of other good advice, like that he needs to develop a thicker skin. The movie indulges in the childishness of its subject, but it does not ever condone it.

I once knew people like Stephan. I don't anymore. I wonder if they're still out there making insane asses of themselves and completely failing to connect to other people.

-- always crashing in other people's cars (fluxion2...), September 27th, 2006 1:07 AM. (kenan)

http://www.hbc.fi/sture/hallitus/Hallitus-Tuomas.jpg

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), September 27th, 2006 1:19 AM. (papa la bas)

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link

If I was in your house I would take my mini behringer mixer and as many playback sources as I could find and play fennesz through the two stereo channels, then put that Orioles Road To The Pennant record on channels 1&2 and run them through pitch delay/chorus on the sends

-- TOMBOT (tombo...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 10:45 AM. (TOMBOT) (later) (link)

tom that is the worst pickup line i've ever seen

-- mango selassie (teenagequie...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 10:48 AM. (teenagequiet) (later) (link)

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:06 (thirteen years ago) link

[09:15] fogindex: do you mind if i blog?
[09:15] orion0014: sort of.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link

[10:13] fogindex: what are you wearing
[10:14] hstencil23: mets carlos beltran t-shirt.
[10:14] fogindex: take it off
[10:14] hstencil23: no.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link

someone on Facebook tried to bro rape me last weekend!
-- like murderinging (mi...), October 3rd, 2006 2:43 PM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)

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it's not all about you, y'know
-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...), October 3rd, 2006 2:53 PM. (lfam) (later) (link)

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they sure taught you good values in the boy scouts
-- like murderinging (mi...), October 3rd, 2006 3:10 PM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahaha

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link

what's going on here?

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link

if fucking search would work, i could post the thread i started about losing my friend to christ
-- jaxon (gnarls.in.charg...), Today 3:11 PM. (jaxon)

it may be against work policy, but you should try using google.

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...) (webmail), Today 6:13 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link

52-54 "fuck me in the ass then ignore me" bothers me for some reason.

-- milo z (wooderso...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 9:56 PM. (mlp) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 02:56 (thirteen years ago) link

WTF? context?

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Skipping 6226 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

could someone send treeship that NYT profile of Mueller which explains he's compulsively thorough, by the book? it might save us 500 posts

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, September 13, 2018 6:50 PM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what could we have sent you

― gbx, Thursday, September 13, 2018 6:51 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 September 2018 00:05 (two years ago) link

poster X's underwear

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 September 2018 00:13 (two years ago) link

gbx direct hit damn u ok morbs

― sprout god (lag∞n), Friday, 14 September 2018 00:21 (two years ago) link

fatality.wav

― dripping in fennesz (sanskrit), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 03:19 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

no joke, this is pretty good

https://newrepublic.com/article/151603/nihilist-nation-empty-core-trump-mystique

― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 27 October 2018 13:14 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are all your other posts jokes then or

― Mordy, Saturday, 27 October 2018 14:57 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― the Warnock of Clodhop Mountain (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 October 2018 15:26 (one year ago) link

tax returns!

― You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 27 October 2018 15:31 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

long zing drought. where dey at

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:20 (one year ago) link

With your mom.

― love craptually (Eric H.), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:20 (one year ago) link

god be with the days

― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:21 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

How far we've fallen since the '90s. You wouldn't see Justine Frischmann working at Burger King, would you?

― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Tuesday, April 9, 2019 2:00 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

since she was born into an extremely wealthy family and went to St Pauls then architectural school, no, you probably wouldn't

― Neil S, Tuesday, April 9, 2019 2:07 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 19:54 (one year ago) link

amen.

― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 00:50 (one year ago) link

five months pass...

I’m wary of that initial integration with my carefully tagged local library. Last time I tried it it was a sh1tshow

― calstars, Thursday, September 19, 2019 6:56 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

google sh1tsh0w, find calstars

― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Thursday, September 19, 2019 8:11 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

― cheese canopy (map), Thursday, 19 September 2019 22:54 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

it's true that friends vanish when they have babies.

i occasionally say "Seeya in 18 years!" and they think it's a joke.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, October 9, 2019 5:13 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

this thread is making an excellent case for procreation

― na (NA), Wednesday, October 9, 2019 5:19 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

triple-x knockout

― cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:17 (eleven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Future biographers would have loved that shit but no dice

― treeship., Sunday, October 27, 2019 6:59 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Future biographers? As in you in 10 years?

― sarahell, Sunday, October 27, 2019 7:11 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

<3<3<3

― marcos, Monday, 28 October 2019 13:15 (ten months ago) link

is it really a zing when you lob it right over the plate?

― treeship., Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:18 (ten months ago) link

a home run is a home run

― cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:34 (ten months ago) link

https://i.imgflip.com/28ro8k.gif

― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:58 (ten months ago) link

i mean that would be autobiography so

― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 01:29 (ten months ago) link

autofellatiography

― chips moomin (unregistered), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 01:39 (ten months ago) link

Just kill me now

― sarahell, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 07:46 (ten months ago) link

I just don't think "I signed up for a sex scene class and then the sex turned out to be really uncomfortable" is grounds for a lawsuit or the same thing as a producer raping an actress in a hotel room. It's gross and stupid but also really predictable.

― Οὖτις, Thursday, October 31, 2019 5:58 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Shakey I know you have a shtick but you're being dense

― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, October 31, 2019 6:06 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://i.imgflip.com/3ewkfm.jpg

― The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, October 31, 2019 6:14 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 31 October 2019 18:26 (ten months ago) link

worth the effort

― na (NA), Thursday, 31 October 2019 19:31 (ten months ago) link

lol

― flopson, Thursday, 31 October 2019 19:43 (ten months ago) link

solid effort tbh

― non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 31 October 2019 20:07 (ten months ago) link

crying at NA dunking on Morbs. the whiney thing is pretty amazing too.

― dripping in fennesz (sanskrit), Sunday, 10 November 2019 23:48 (ten months ago) link

sorry if this ruins it but that comment wasn't targeting morbs specifically, it really was a broad comment directed at 80% of the people posting in that thread that just happened to come after a morbs post

― na (NA), Monday, 11 November 2019 15:20 (ten months ago) link

Flag post

― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Monday, 11 November 2019 15:28 (ten months ago) link

from a Dungeons and Dragons thread:

Oh the flashbacks this all causes...

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, October 12, 2010 8:14 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

from last night?

― scott seward, Tuesday, October 12, 2010 8:15 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

― cryborg (rip van wanko), Thursday, 14 November 2019 13:22 (ten months ago) link

Nice wholesome zings.

― pplains, Thursday, 14 November 2019 14:33 (ten months ago) link

nerd raggett

― imago, Thursday, 14 November 2019 14:35 (ten months ago) link

one month passes...

(whether it's an accurate take or not) it seemed extremely gauche for the guy who inserted himself into Biggie songs to then monetize Biggie's death. and then to do that while ripping off (there's sampling, and then there's ripping off) a very well-known hit, his seemingly only contribution being his limp, emotionless vocals...was a bridge to far for most.

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, December 23, 2019 4:52 PM bookmarkflaglink

It’s kind of sad with you around

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, December 23, 2019 5:15 PM bookmarkflaglink

― Bublé in the changer, I wish I was dead (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 December 2019 22:19 (eight months ago) link

one month passes...

"And there is truth to scruton’s critique of modernism."

there is truth to your mom as well

― calzino, Thursday, February 6, 2020 6:45 PM

― mookieproof, Friday, 7 February 2020 00:06 (seven months ago) link

otm

― i am a horse girl (map), Friday, 7 February 2020 00:21 (seven months ago) link

This is out of context

― treeship., Friday, 7 February 2020 00:32 (seven months ago) link

https://i.ibb.co/VBQsxtp/1464251838-open-goal-MAIN.jpg
upload images

― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 February 2020 00:37 (seven months ago) link

two months pass...

from the "let's write some lyrics in the style of CRASS thread":

(verse)
I can freeze an I cube and make a cup of tea
I can walk around the block and I can squash a flea
I can fall down on the stairs and break my f_ing knee
And everyone's a clueless c-nt except for f-ing ME!
(chorus)
Yes you are, yes you are
Cos you drive a f-ing car!
You are part of the machine
Choking us with gasoline!

― rattusnorvegicus (ratty!!), Friday, September 8, 2006 1:48 AM bookmarkflaglink

yeah, that sucked.
― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Friday, September 8, 2006 2:05 AM bookmarkflaglink

― Bo Johnson Coviddied (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 April 2020 04:22 (five months ago) link

sorry, September 8 2006 was a bad day for me

― Corduroy Stridulations (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 9 April 2020 06:29 (five months ago) link

Always remember

― Bo Johnson Coviddied (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:17 (five months ago) link

three months pass...

You don't need to bother with Departed, really. It's pretty much a comically overblown genre exercise that bores more than it amuses.

― Frederik B, Sunday, January 22, 2017 9:18 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

much like Fred

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, January 22, 2017 9:35 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Ariana Grindr (rip van wanko), Monday, 3 August 2020 00:42 (one month ago) link

get em

― lag∞n, Monday, 3 August 2020 12:59 (one month ago) link

zing apparently a dish best served three and a half years late when the zingee has left the board

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 3 August 2020 15:33 (one month ago) link

Chef's kiss

Yep

― À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 August 2020 16:07 (one month ago) link

xp - I'm the guy that appreciates a good zing when I see one, you must be the other guy.

― sarahell, Monday, 3 August 2020 16:31 (one month ago) link

https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/26884

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 3 August 2020 16:33 (one month ago) link

Remember when Carter opened up Tutankhamen's tomb and discovered the earliest recorded zing

― À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 August 2020 16:37 (one month ago) link

500 year old dril tweet

― Fetchboy, Monday, 3 August 2020 19:11 (one month ago) link

stet, your comparison made perfect sense. this is a moral panic.

― treeship., Monday, August 10, 2020 9:29 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Oh go and save an orphanage, Mr Goody Two Shoes.

― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Monday, August 10, 2020 9:31 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 10 August 2020 20:37 (one month ago) link

i noticed an obscure bug today.

1) click through to a youtube link
2) start watching the video in the in-app browser
3) put the video full-screen
4) rotate your phone so that it's horizontal

zing quits.

i bet most people's youtube opens in the youtube app tho. i think mine doesn't because i don't have a google account.

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 August 2020 20:46 (one month ago) link

sounds like you're being .....
....
..

zinged

by zing

― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 10 August 2020 20:48 (one month ago) link

😎 YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 August 2020 21:06 (one month ago) link

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