Plz to stop patting self on back, Mr. Voter Man.
Any given hour of volunteer work that Scott (or anyone else) has ever done outweighs a lifetime of voting.
-- milo z (wooderso...)
to whom, St. Peter?
-- Zwan (anthonyisrigh...)
― and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 22:51 (fifteen years ago) link
-- Nate Patrin (natepatrin550...) (webmail), September 26th, 2002 1:27 AM. (link)
hey how about instead you eat my ass you clueless cum bubble
-- simon trife ($$2...) (webmail), September 26th, 2002 1:31 AM. (simon_tr) (link)
― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link
* Once told a rabbi to get off the rag.
* Never really had a gun.
-- and what (an...), September 25th, 2006 7:07 PM. (ooo) (link)
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Half of these are useless! more like "I Love Puns" -- Andrzej B. (ww_sketche...), September 25th, 2006 7:09 PM
― geoff (gcannon), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:29 (fifteen years ago) link
― jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:31 (fifteen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:33 (fifteen years ago) link
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...)
...
-- Lars and Jagger (nicole.kessle...)
― and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:33 (fifteen years ago) link
― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:35 (fifteen years ago) link
-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...)
one for the sticker
-- Theorry Henry (miltonpinsk...)
― and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:43 (fifteen years ago) link
― Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 00:10 (fifteen years ago) link
-- Paul Edward Wagemann (PaulEdwardWageman...)
― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 00:44 (fifteen years ago) link
― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 01:13 (fifteen years ago) link
― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 01:18 (fifteen years ago) link
-- mr. brojangles (mikeoptin...) (webmail), Today 2:43 PM. (sanskrit) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)
to be fair, your stomach probably has scabies now.
-- jaxon (jaso...) (webmail), Today 2:46 PM. (jaxon) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)
― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link
?????
sounds like some strongo newvo cuisine
― dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link
-- chaki (chaki.tim...)
HERE'S AN OPTION:
quit being such a fag
-- JW (jo...)
― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:20 (fifteen years ago) link
In Kobe:http://static.flickr.com/27/46974643_ee7b25dcec.jpg
In Vancouver:http://static.flickr.com/71/192710326_acd4ce0c78.jpg
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link
― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:57 (fifteen years ago) link
― HUNTA-V (vahid), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Horse meat has about 40% less calories than even the leanest beef, while supplying 50% more protein and up to 30% more iron. No instances of mad cow in horse.
Canada and Mexico, our wacky neighbors to the north and south, eat lots of horse...
...as do Argentina, Austria, Belgium, Chile, China, France, Germany, Iceland, Kakakhstan (no shit!), Mongolia, The Netherlands, Romania, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden and Switzerland.
The consumption of horse is taboo in primarily English speaking countries.
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:36 (fifteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link
― dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:50 (fifteen years ago) link
― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:57 (fifteen years ago) link
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link
― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link
― DUMBOCLAAT (eman), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link
― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:00 (fifteen years ago) link
-- polyphonic (polyphoni...) (webmail), Today 5:05 PM. (polyphonic) (later) (link)
The weird part was that he moved from San Francisco to Oakland to avoid getting mugged. TO OAKLAND.
-- polyphonic (polyphoni...) (webmail), Today 5:16 PM. (polyphonic) (later) (link)
― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link
-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), September 28th, 2006.
you're still posting here only due to a loophole in banning
-- am0n (vvv...), September 28th, 2006.
― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 22:17 (fifteen years ago) link
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aw, c'mon -- boo berry
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MR. PEMBERTON -- boo berry
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mr perpetua -- sleep
Chubby, pink, and having bad taste? No thanks. -- John Justen
― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link
― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:02 (fifteen years ago) link
-- service comedy (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), Today 5:05 PM. (JBR) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)
re 48: too bad kenan is already taken, lol
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), Today 5:09 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)
― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:57 (fifteen years ago) link
― service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link
-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), November 12th, 2005 2:59 AM. (papa la bas) (link)
― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:37 (fifteen years ago) link
― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 1 October 2006 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link
-- kephm (dogtheprophe...)
uh, puerto rican girls or kate masonicboom wearing corduroy pants?
-- chakra khan chakra khan (mikeoptin...)
― and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 02:58 (fifteen years ago) link
-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), October 2nd, 2006 1:30 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (later)
Too soon.
-- Thermo Thinwall (tupac.chopr...), October 2nd, 2006 1:32 PM. (Thermo Thinwall) (later)
It's always too soon for unfunny remarks.
-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), October 2nd, 2006 1:34 PM. (bundgee)
― am0n (am0n), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:05 (fifteen years ago) link
But the movie never tries to deny that Stephan is insufferable. He's bloody creepy, and the love interest Stephanie tells him so (after he breaks into her apartment!), along with a lot of other good advice, like that he needs to develop a thicker skin. The movie indulges in the childishness of its subject, but it does not ever condone it.
I once knew people like Stephan. I don't anymore. I wonder if they're still out there making insane asses of themselves and completely failing to connect to other people.
-- always crashing in other people's cars (fluxion2...), September 27th, 2006 1:07 AM. (kenan)
http://www.hbc.fi/sture/hallitus/Hallitus-Tuomas.jpg
-- j blount (jamesbloun...), September 27th, 2006 1:19 AM. (papa la bas)
― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 02:04 (fifteen years ago) link
-- TOMBOT (tombo...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 10:45 AM. (TOMBOT) (later) (link)
tom that is the worst pickup line i've ever seen
-- mango selassie (teenagequie...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 10:48 AM. (teenagequiet) (later) (link)
― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:06 (fifteen years ago) link
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:15 (fifteen years ago) link
it's not all about you, y'know -- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...), October 3rd, 2006 2:53 PM. (lfam) (later) (link)
they sure taught you good values in the boy scouts -- like murderinging (mi...), October 3rd, 2006 3:10 PM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:15 (fifteen years ago) link
― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link
― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link
it may be against work policy, but you should try using google.
-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...) (webmail), Today 6:13 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)
― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:55 (fifteen years ago) link
-- milo z (wooderso...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 9:56 PM. (mlp) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)
― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 02:56 (fifteen years ago) link
― HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:13 (fifteen years ago) link
crying at NA dunking on Morbs. the whiney thing is pretty amazing too.
― dripping in fennesz (sanskrit), Sunday, 10 November 2019 23:48 (two years ago) link
sorry if this ruins it but that comment wasn't targeting morbs specifically, it really was a broad comment directed at 80% of the people posting in that thread that just happened to come after a morbs post
― na (NA), Monday, 11 November 2019 15:20 (two years ago) link
Flag post
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Monday, 11 November 2019 15:28 (two years ago) link
from a Dungeons and Dragons thread:
Oh the flashbacks this all causes...
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, October 12, 2010 8:14 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink
from last night?
― scott seward, Tuesday, October 12, 2010 8:15 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― cryborg (rip van wanko), Thursday, 14 November 2019 13:22 (two years ago) link
Nice wholesome zings.
― pplains, Thursday, 14 November 2019 14:33 (two years ago) link
nerd raggett
― imago, Thursday, 14 November 2019 14:35 (two years ago) link
(whether it's an accurate take or not) it seemed extremely gauche for the guy who inserted himself into Biggie songs to then monetize Biggie's death. and then to do that while ripping off (there's sampling, and then there's ripping off) a very well-known hit, his seemingly only contribution being his limp, emotionless vocals...was a bridge to far for most.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, December 23, 2019 4:52 PM bookmarkflaglink
It’s kind of sad with you around
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, December 23, 2019 5:15 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Bublé in the changer, I wish I was dead (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 December 2019 22:19 (two years ago) link
"And there is truth to scruton’s critique of modernism."
there is truth to your mom as well
― calzino, Thursday, February 6, 2020 6:45 PM
― mookieproof, Friday, 7 February 2020 00:06 (two years ago) link
otm
― i am a horse girl (map), Friday, 7 February 2020 00:21 (two years ago) link
This is out of context
― treeship., Friday, 7 February 2020 00:32 (two years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/VBQsxtp/1464251838-open-goal-MAIN.jpgupload images
― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 February 2020 00:37 (two years ago) link
from the "let's write some lyrics in the style of CRASS thread":
(verse)I can freeze an I cube and make a cup of teaI can walk around the block and I can squash a fleaI can fall down on the stairs and break my f_ing kneeAnd everyone's a clueless c-nt except for f-ing ME!(chorus)Yes you are, yes you areCos you drive a f-ing car!You are part of the machineChoking us with gasoline!
― rattusnorvegicus (ratty!!), Friday, September 8, 2006 1:48 AM bookmarkflaglink
yeah, that sucked.― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Friday, September 8, 2006 2:05 AM bookmarkflaglink
― Bo Johnson Coviddied (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 April 2020 04:22 (two years ago) link
sorry, September 8 2006 was a bad day for me
― Corduroy Stridulations (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 9 April 2020 06:29 (two years ago) link
Always remember
― Bo Johnson Coviddied (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:17 (two years ago) link
You don't need to bother with Departed, really. It's pretty much a comically overblown genre exercise that bores more than it amuses.
― Frederik B, Sunday, January 22, 2017 9:18 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
much like Fred
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, January 22, 2017 9:35 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Ariana Grindr (rip van wanko), Monday, 3 August 2020 00:42 (one year ago) link
get em
― lag∞n, Monday, 3 August 2020 12:59 (one year ago) link
zing apparently a dish best served three and a half years late when the zingee has left the board
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 3 August 2020 15:33 (one year ago) link
Chef's kiss
Yep
― À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 August 2020 16:07 (one year ago) link
xp - I'm the guy that appreciates a good zing when I see one, you must be the other guy.
― sarahell, Monday, 3 August 2020 16:31 (one year ago) link
https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/26884
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 3 August 2020 16:33 (one year ago) link
Remember when Carter opened up Tutankhamen's tomb and discovered the earliest recorded zing
― À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 August 2020 16:37 (one year ago) link
500 year old dril tweet
― Fetchboy, Monday, 3 August 2020 19:11 (one year ago) link
stet, your comparison made perfect sense. this is a moral panic.
― treeship., Monday, August 10, 2020 9:29 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Oh go and save an orphanage, Mr Goody Two Shoes.
― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Monday, August 10, 2020 9:31 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 10 August 2020 20:37 (one year ago) link
i noticed an obscure bug today.
1) click through to a youtube link2) start watching the video in the in-app browser3) put the video full-screen4) rotate your phone so that it's horizontal
zing quits.
i bet most people's youtube opens in the youtube app tho. i think mine doesn't because i don't have a google account.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 August 2020 20:46 (one year ago) link
sounds like you're being ...........
zinged
by zing
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 10 August 2020 20:48 (one year ago) link
😎 YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 August 2020 21:06 (one year ago) link
Guinness is bad. It's like a version of a thing for people who think they like that thing but don't really know what that thing is because all they can ever find is that thing they think is the thing. Like Budweiser.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, October 16, 2020 10:32 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Oooh tell me more Professor Beer on second thought eat my room temperature ass
Bragging about being as beer snob in 2020 is so lame it's incredible
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, October 17, 2020 8:33 AM bookmarkflaglink
― Dinglebarista (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 October 2020 12:53 (one year ago) link
stealing for dn - classic
― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 October 2020 12:54 (one year ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/owc9MiN.png― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, March 16, 2021 2:50 PM (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― bruce spr!ngisH3r3 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 19:17 (one year ago) link
the best
― treeship., Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:30 (one year ago) link
looool
― imago, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:35 (one year ago) link
for real the grammies are fucking awful tho
― imago, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:39 (one year ago) link
the idea of the grammys is to be lame. there needs to be a shitty, soulless corporate mainstream, otherwise there is nothing one can define oneself against.
― treeship., Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:51 (one year ago) link
sometimes you guys just sound like a bunch of jagaloons
― treeship., Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:52 (one year ago) link
when i was like eight and my dad got his first grammy nomination, the academy sent him two big rolls of 2 inch by 2 inch stickers with "GRAMMY NOMINATED" and then the statuette image that he was meant to stick on the LPs before selling them and he only got through most of one roll. I used to go to Sam Goody and put them on WASP and Too Short albums before such a thing seemed conceivable.
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:16 (one year ago) link
I want to hear more about this.
― Cocteau Twinks (jed_), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 00:19 (one year ago) link
oof, brutal zing, jed. too far, honestly.
― treeship., Wednesday, 17 March 2021 00:20 (one year ago) link
I am drunk and confused.
― Cocteau Twinks (jed_), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 00:24 (one year ago) link
i do too! What did your dad win the Grammy for, forks?
― incredible pant century (stevie), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 09:53 (one year ago) link
he didn't!
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 14:24 (one year ago) link
make me a mod, i will bring back righteous comedy modding
― imago, Monday, March 22, 2021 7:29 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
So you've now taken to two threads to whine about one thread. Cool
― "Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Monday, March 22, 2021 7:45 AM (forty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Not sure you’re the person to comment on repetition being annoying tbf― Scamp Granada (gyac), Monday, March 22, 2021 8:17 AM (fifteen minutes ago)
― sarahell, Monday, 22 March 2021 15:34 (one year ago) link
https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--7XWeuyA1--/t_Resized%20Artwork/c_fit,g_north_west,h_1054,w_1054/co_ffffff,e_outline:53/co_ffffff,e_outline:inner_fill:53/co_bbbbbb,e_outline:3:1000/c_mpad,g_center,h_1260,w_1260/b_rgb:eeeeee/c_limit,f_auto,h_630,q_90,w_630/v1502905273/production/designs/1826195_1.jpg
― anecdotal certainly but not nothing (stevie), Monday, 22 March 2021 18:09 (one year ago) link
Good lord, I don't think I've ever seen this thread but a lot of the original posts reek of "don't you dare peg me as someone that reads Pitchfork! I listen to 67% shitty popular radio music along with my 33% canonical indie rock". Do people actually start becoming themselves further down or does it continue on like that up until the present day?
― zacata, Monday, March 22, 2021 1:12 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
why don’t you just post your own 11 favourite songs of the moment, fuck
― Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Monday, March 22, 2021 1:21 PM (one hour ago)
― rob, Monday, 22 March 2021 18:37 (one year ago) link
first of all, how do you even get those percentages from 11
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 23 March 2021 18:34 (one year ago) link
shitty popular radio music / canonical indie rock is a continuum
― intrusive dobro, shoeless guest (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 18:46 (one year ago) link
I'm thinking the pressure on professional journalistic 'pundits' to tweet incessantly eventually results in their babbling incoherent nonsense just to fill their daily tweet quota.
― it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Sunday, August 22, 2021 6:39 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
lol what’s your excuse
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, August 22, 2021 6:40 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Sunday, 22 August 2021 23:11 (nine months ago) link
i'd guess aimlessness
― "Rocky Top" and "Funky Bitch" are songs I never look forward to (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 August 2021 23:53 (nine months ago) link
Saw something about fiftieth anniversary of the premiere of Solaris.
― Ferryboat Bill Jr. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, February 9, 2022 1:44 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
I'll have to drive aimlessly on the freeway for 50 minutes in commemoration.
― Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, February 9, 2022 3:09 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 18:00 (three months ago) link
username works well as the next sentence too
― nxd, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 18:06 (three months ago) link
the username of the person who posted it here fits as well
― imago, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 18:07 (three months ago) link