Plz to stop patting self on back, Mr. Voter Man.
Any given hour of volunteer work that Scott (or anyone else) has ever done outweighs a lifetime of voting.
-- milo z (wooderso...)
to whom, St. Peter?
-- Zwan (anthonyisrigh...)
― and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link
-- Nate Patrin (natepatrin550...) (webmail), September 26th, 2002 1:27 AM. (link)
hey how about instead you eat my ass you clueless cum bubble
-- simon trife ($$2...) (webmail), September 26th, 2002 1:31 AM. (simon_tr) (link)
― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link
* Once told a rabbi to get off the rag.
* Never really had a gun.
-- and what (an...), September 25th, 2006 7:07 PM. (ooo) (link)
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Half of these are useless! more like "I Love Puns" -- Andrzej B. (ww_sketche...), September 25th, 2006 7:09 PM
― geoff (gcannon), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:29 (thirteen years ago) link
― jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:31 (thirteen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...)
...
-- Lars and Jagger (nicole.kessle...)
― and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link
― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link
-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...)
one for the sticker
-- Theorry Henry (miltonpinsk...)
― and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:43 (thirteen years ago) link
― Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 00:10 (thirteen years ago) link
-- Paul Edward Wagemann (PaulEdwardWageman...)
― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 00:44 (thirteen years ago) link
― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link
― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 01:18 (thirteen years ago) link
-- mr. brojangles (mikeoptin...) (webmail), Today 2:43 PM. (sanskrit) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)
to be fair, your stomach probably has scabies now.
-- jaxon (jaso...) (webmail), Today 2:46 PM. (jaxon) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)
― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link
?????
sounds like some strongo newvo cuisine
― dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link
-- chaki (chaki.tim...)
HERE'S AN OPTION:
quit being such a fag
-- JW (jo...)
― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link
In Kobe:http://static.flickr.com/27/46974643_ee7b25dcec.jpg
In Vancouver:http://static.flickr.com/71/192710326_acd4ce0c78.jpg
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:38 (thirteen years ago) link
― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link
― HUNTA-V (vahid), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Horse meat has about 40% less calories than even the leanest beef, while supplying 50% more protein and up to 30% more iron. No instances of mad cow in horse.
Canada and Mexico, our wacky neighbors to the north and south, eat lots of horse...
...as do Argentina, Austria, Belgium, Chile, China, France, Germany, Iceland, Kakakhstan (no shit!), Mongolia, The Netherlands, Romania, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden and Switzerland.
The consumption of horse is taboo in primarily English speaking countries.
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link
― dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link
― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:53 (thirteen years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link
― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link
― DUMBOCLAAT (eman), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link
― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link
-- polyphonic (polyphoni...) (webmail), Today 5:05 PM. (polyphonic) (later) (link)
The weird part was that he moved from San Francisco to Oakland to avoid getting mugged. TO OAKLAND.
-- polyphonic (polyphoni...) (webmail), Today 5:16 PM. (polyphonic) (later) (link)
― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link
-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), September 28th, 2006.
you're still posting here only due to a loophole in banning
-- am0n (vvv...), September 28th, 2006.
― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link
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aw, c'mon -- boo berry
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MR. PEMBERTON -- boo berry
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mr perpetua -- sleep
Chubby, pink, and having bad taste? No thanks. -- John Justen
― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:07 (thirteen years ago) link
― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link
-- service comedy (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), Today 5:05 PM. (JBR) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)
re 48: too bad kenan is already taken, lol
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), Today 5:09 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)
― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link
― service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link
-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), November 12th, 2005 2:59 AM. (papa la bas) (link)
― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link
― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 1 October 2006 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link
-- kephm (dogtheprophe...)
uh, puerto rican girls or kate masonicboom wearing corduroy pants?
-- chakra khan chakra khan (mikeoptin...)
― and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 02:58 (thirteen years ago) link
-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), October 2nd, 2006 1:30 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (later)
Too soon.
-- Thermo Thinwall (tupac.chopr...), October 2nd, 2006 1:32 PM. (Thermo Thinwall) (later)
It's always too soon for unfunny remarks.
-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), October 2nd, 2006 1:34 PM. (bundgee)
― am0n (am0n), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link
But the movie never tries to deny that Stephan is insufferable. He's bloody creepy, and the love interest Stephanie tells him so (after he breaks into her apartment!), along with a lot of other good advice, like that he needs to develop a thicker skin. The movie indulges in the childishness of its subject, but it does not ever condone it.
I once knew people like Stephan. I don't anymore. I wonder if they're still out there making insane asses of themselves and completely failing to connect to other people.
-- always crashing in other people's cars (fluxion2...), September 27th, 2006 1:07 AM. (kenan)
http://www.hbc.fi/sture/hallitus/Hallitus-Tuomas.jpg
-- j blount (jamesbloun...), September 27th, 2006 1:19 AM. (papa la bas)
― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link
-- TOMBOT (tombo...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 10:45 AM. (TOMBOT) (later) (link)
tom that is the worst pickup line i've ever seen
-- mango selassie (teenagequie...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 10:48 AM. (teenagequiet) (later) (link)
― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:06 (thirteen years ago) link
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link
it's not all about you, y'know -- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...), October 3rd, 2006 2:53 PM. (lfam) (later) (link)
they sure taught you good values in the boy scouts -- like murderinging (mi...), October 3rd, 2006 3:10 PM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link
― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link
― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link
it may be against work policy, but you should try using google.
-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...) (webmail), Today 6:13 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)
― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link
-- milo z (wooderso...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 9:56 PM. (mlp) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)
― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 02:56 (thirteen years ago) link
― HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link
People take shit way too seriously.
― funzone76, Sunday, June 24, 2018 3:48 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
there's a whole world out there just begging for you to impose some fun on it. why us?
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, June 24, 2018 4:00 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 25 June 2018 14:49 (one year ago) link
woww
― sprout god (lag∞n), Monday, 25 June 2018 17:38 (one year ago) link
good zingin aimless
― Stanley Therapy (stevie), Monday, 25 June 2018 18:30 (one year ago) link
aim most imo
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 25 June 2018 19:13 (one year ago) link
is that a very good zing
not to go at aimless its just not v zingy imo
― under a mand'rin tsar (darraghmac), Monday, 25 June 2018 19:14 (one year ago) link
there is no zing
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 25 June 2018 19:36 (one year ago) link
wait I thought LJ was the zing police
― rehab hot (rip van wanko), Monday, 25 June 2018 19:45 (one year ago) link
he's on special assignment, only deals with zings about himself
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 25 June 2018 19:49 (one year ago) link
ya
ive been pulled in because he's overworked
― under a mand'rin tsar (darraghmac), Monday, 25 June 2018 19:52 (one year ago) link
auditing the Spring '09 Excelsior perchance
― rehab hot (rip van wanko), Monday, 25 June 2018 19:55 (one year ago) link
lol
deems tbf writes the only excesiorable posts now
― imago, Monday, 25 June 2018 20:00 (one year ago) link
Read that as 'execrable'.
― A Frankenstein + A Dracula + A Mummy That's Been Werewolfed (Old Lunch), Monday, 25 June 2018 20:06 (one year ago) link
Either way, I agree.
― A Frankenstein + A Dracula + A Mummy That's Been Werewolfed (Old Lunch), Monday, 25 June 2018 20:07 (one year ago) link
yes otm
― under a mand'rin tsar (darraghmac), Monday, 25 June 2018 21:12 (one year ago) link
There doesn’t seem to be a close account option in preferences
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 13:08 (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Look for “maracas.jpg”
― jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 13:09 (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 12:17 (one year ago) link
Peachy.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 12:40 (one year ago) link
god, old ilx was good
― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:36 (one year ago) link
and then i turned up
― mark s, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:39 (one year ago) link
harsh
apart from lamentable in sentiment but admirably uncloaked anti-hibernian tendency you're grand
― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:41 (one year ago) link
XpAnd we all got turnt🤪
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:42 (one year ago) link
could someone send treeship that NYT profile of Mueller which explains he's compulsively thorough, by the book? it might save us 500 posts
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, September 13, 2018 6:50 PM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
what could we have sent you
― gbx, Thursday, September 13, 2018 6:51 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 September 2018 00:05 (one year ago) link
poster X's underwear
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 September 2018 00:13 (one year ago) link
gbx direct hit damn u ok morbs
― sprout god (lag∞n), Friday, 14 September 2018 00:21 (one year ago) link
fatality.wav
― dripping in fennesz (sanskrit), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 03:19 (one year ago) link
no joke, this is pretty good
https://newrepublic.com/article/151603/nihilist-nation-empty-core-trump-mystique
― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 27 October 2018 13:14 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
are all your other posts jokes then or
― Mordy, Saturday, 27 October 2018 14:57 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the Warnock of Clodhop Mountain (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 October 2018 15:26 (one year ago) link
tax returns!
― You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 27 October 2018 15:31 (one year ago) link
long zing drought. where dey at
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:20 (eleven months ago) link
With your mom.
― love craptually (Eric H.), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:20 (eleven months ago) link
god be with the days
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:21 (eleven months ago) link
How far we've fallen since the '90s. You wouldn't see Justine Frischmann working at Burger King, would you?
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Tuesday, April 9, 2019 2:00 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
since she was born into an extremely wealthy family and went to St Pauls then architectural school, no, you probably wouldn't
― Neil S, Tuesday, April 9, 2019 2:07 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 19:54 (eight months ago) link
amen.
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 00:50 (eight months ago) link
I’m wary of that initial integration with my carefully tagged local library. Last time I tried it it was a sh1tshow
― calstars, Thursday, September 19, 2019 6:56 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
google sh1tsh0w, find calstars
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Thursday, September 19, 2019 8:11 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― cheese canopy (map), Thursday, 19 September 2019 22:54 (two months ago) link
it's true that friends vanish when they have babies.
i occasionally say "Seeya in 18 years!" and they think it's a joke.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, October 9, 2019 5:13 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
this thread is making an excellent case for procreation
― na (NA), Wednesday, October 9, 2019 5:19 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
triple-x knockout
― cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:17 (two months ago) link
Future biographers would have loved that shit but no dice
― treeship., Sunday, October 27, 2019 6:59 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Future biographers? As in you in 10 years?
― sarahell, Sunday, October 27, 2019 7:11 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
<3<3<3
― marcos, Monday, 28 October 2019 13:15 (one month ago) link
is it really a zing when you lob it right over the plate?
― treeship., Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:18 (one month ago) link
a home run is a home run
― cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:34 (one month ago) link
https://i.imgflip.com/28ro8k.gif
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:58 (one month ago) link
i mean that would be autobiography so
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 01:29 (one month ago) link
autofellatiography
― chips moomin (unregistered), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 01:39 (one month ago) link
Just kill me now
― sarahell, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 07:46 (one month ago) link
I just don't think "I signed up for a sex scene class and then the sex turned out to be really uncomfortable" is grounds for a lawsuit or the same thing as a producer raping an actress in a hotel room. It's gross and stupid but also really predictable.
― Οὖτις, Thursday, October 31, 2019 5:58 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
Shakey I know you have a shtick but you're being dense
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, October 31, 2019 6:06 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
https://i.imgflip.com/3ewkfm.jpg
― The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, October 31, 2019 6:14 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 31 October 2019 18:26 (one month ago) link
worth the effort
― na (NA), Thursday, 31 October 2019 19:31 (one month ago) link
― flopson, Thursday, 31 October 2019 19:43 (one month ago) link
solid effort tbh
― non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 31 October 2019 20:07 (one month ago) link
crying at NA dunking on Morbs. the whiney thing is pretty amazing too.
― dripping in fennesz (sanskrit), Sunday, 10 November 2019 23:48 (one month ago) link
sorry if this ruins it but that comment wasn't targeting morbs specifically, it really was a broad comment directed at 80% of the people posting in that thread that just happened to come after a morbs post
― na (NA), Monday, 11 November 2019 15:20 (one month ago) link
Flag post
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Monday, 11 November 2019 15:28 (one month ago) link
from a Dungeons and Dragons thread:
Oh the flashbacks this all causes...
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, October 12, 2010 8:14 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink
from last night?
― scott seward, Tuesday, October 12, 2010 8:15 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― cryborg (rip van wanko), Thursday, 14 November 2019 13:22 (one month ago) link
Nice wholesome zings.
― pplains, Thursday, 14 November 2019 14:33 (one month ago) link
nerd raggett
― imago, Thursday, 14 November 2019 14:35 (one month ago) link