once you reset a smart bulb there's no going back to life you had
― brownie, Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:35 (six years ago)
The children of tomorrow will snicker when we try to explain that we used to merely flip a switch to turn on a light, and that we certainly never needed to call in a FEMA task force to change a light bulb in the event that one blew out.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:45 (six years ago)
xp you can go back for eight seconds but then it's off to your new life for two seconds then back for eight seconds then off to your new life then
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:45 (six years ago)
We're at DEFCON 1, people. Start the reset, and may God have mercy on us all.
― jmm, Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:46 (six years ago)
Eight seconds...two seconds. Eight seconds...two seconds. Eight seconds...three seconds, oh god no are those Cenobites oh god help me help meeeeee
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:50 (six years ago)
We have... such sights to show you... for eight seconds... followed by two seconds of torture...
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:53 (six years ago)
i think my favorite part of the video is how the demo actor hightails it out of the camera frame as soon as their role in the debacle is over
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:54 (six years ago)
'and finally, step 523: wait 8 seconds and then turn the light back on. 1...2...3...*sounds of coat being put on*...4...5...*quickly receding footstep noises*...6....7....8 *door slams*
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:56 (six years ago)
wait...that would mean they forgot to hit the light the last time because they were already out the door
well shit, gotta start the reset process over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fULNUr0rvEc
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:59 (six years ago)
you need a buddy and a pound each of red beets and fresh asparagus to factory reset your GE smart toilet
― Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:00 (six years ago)
This clearly should've been a HowToBasic video.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:06 (six years ago)
to emil.y & bizarro: yes, House of Stairs has stuck with me for ages. Not to spoil the ending but it’s basically a hybrid of Rock Band and the video we’re all discussing here
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 June 2019 20:54 (six years ago)
pic.twitter.com/jxo5Yb87Xr— Unusual Videos 🤔 (@UnusualVideos) July 19, 2019
― another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 29 July 2019 13:29 (six years ago)
pic.twitter.com/XWGTk9pTJL— Drug Art (@Art_Relatable) July 31, 2019
― Funky Isolations (jed_), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 09:44 (six years ago)
a+, the true purpose for which extremely high framerate cameras were developed
― another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 10:38 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/LCS0qX6.jpg
― (Appears only as a corpse) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 August 2019 09:08 (six years ago)
[continues for 2,000 words]
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 16 August 2019 09:14 (six years ago)
still, it's good to see the editors at Conservapedia are keeping going
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 16 August 2019 09:15 (six years ago)
Took a picture of myself every day for 10 years. pic.twitter.com/3DYlEYAoXV— Jack Bensinger (@JackBensinger) July 25, 2019
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 23:55 (six years ago)
lol
― ilm jive mind (FlopsyDuck), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 13:25 (six years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEg11pHZhzI
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 August 2019 14:40 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/Jbqbjmp.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 24 August 2019 13:23 (six years ago)
ahahahahaha
― Vape Store (crüt), Saturday, 24 August 2019 14:35 (six years ago)
lolll
― world's #1 piece of shit (rip van wanko), Saturday, 24 August 2019 16:51 (six years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrc-AMjhrkY
― del griffith, Sunday, 25 August 2019 01:06 (six years ago)
if u couldn't find the 'people who seem to have figured out how to live' thread you should of asked, we would of helped u
― McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Sunday, 25 August 2019 01:34 (six years ago)
oh don't think I didn't. it's for pictures, and this is a video. so you're welcome
― del griffith, Sunday, 25 August 2019 02:34 (six years ago)
p.s. wosop in the house tonight
WOSOOOOP
If, despite my persistent efforts, I do not become some pale simulacrum of this man over the next decade or so, please just bury me alive for I will basically already be dead.
― McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Sunday, 25 August 2019 03:18 (six years ago)
We’ll keep a lookout for your YouTube channel
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 25 August 2019 04:06 (six years ago)
wosop
― del griffith, Sunday, 25 August 2019 04:42 (six years ago)
wosop everybody in the house tonight
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 August 2019 04:57 (six years ago)
it's good to see boomba back on the wav, haven't seen him there in a while
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 August 2019 04:58 (six years ago)
WOSOPWOSOP
― jmm, Sunday, 25 August 2019 12:09 (six years ago)
JMM OTM
― alomar lines, Sunday, 25 August 2019 17:14 (six years ago)
wosopBALLOON
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 25 August 2019 19:15 (six years ago)
Praying for Bahamas🙏🏾 pic.twitter.com/ezo7IW5Ibb— Mario (@OHYESMARIO) September 1, 2019
― big city slam (Spottie), Friday, 6 September 2019 19:23 (six years ago)
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page. pic.twitter.com/xrgvgAyv1L— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) August 13, 2019
― brain dead operatus (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 10 October 2019 02:27 (six years ago)
Article about how that script is taking off...
Maybe it’s because it’s late at night and I’m tired but I’m in tears laughing over it
― brain dead operatus (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 10 October 2019 02:34 (six years ago)
dying at that
― brimstead, Thursday, 10 October 2019 02:54 (six years ago)
not quite neal adams but it'll do in a pinchalso, this deserves inclusion here:
I came across this hilarious script by @KeatonPatti and got inspired pic.twitter.com/GpPXPv2SaZ— Matt Shults Art (@ShultsArt) August 25, 2019
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 10 October 2019 03:21 (six years ago)
All this lil boy caught his mama nem having sex and this what he said it sound like 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/5bjojDC5xi— Tia Tutt (@TheTiaTutt) October 16, 2019
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 20 October 2019 20:15 (six years ago)
Yikes
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 20 October 2019 21:39 (six years ago)
also meme du jourhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QDahxpTQnI
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 20 October 2019 22:35 (six years ago)
this could go in twenty different threads and i may put it in twenty different threads but for the moment:YOU'RE A COOOOOOOOOOL DUDE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vMkJ0Imn1Y
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 21:20 (six years ago)
it took me a minute
omg no pic.twitter.com/JzMDVKtQAL— megan YELI MVP brown (@thatgirlondeck) November 3, 2019
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 November 2019 04:37 (six years ago)
that thing white ppl do when they disparage 'white ppl' but justified
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:30 (six years ago)
his little dance at 1:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHlFYHticq4
― del griffith, Monday, 11 November 2019 18:21 (six years ago)
A+ correction pic.twitter.com/LveoknpEkG— Jake Maccoby (@jdmaccoby) November 22, 2019
― silverfish, Friday, 22 November 2019 18:30 (six years ago)