The Jay Leno of ILX
― a (waterface), Thursday, 21 May 2015 18:44 (eleven years ago)
http://feminspire.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/woman-winking.jpg
― Treeship, Friday, 22 May 2015 04:41 (eleven years ago)
http://cache2.asset-cache.net/gc/158759893-season-9-pictured-host-jay-leno-gettyimages.jpg%3Fv%3D1%26c%3DIWSAsset%26k%3D2%26d%3DGkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7QenHcNzye2x70oiVXzcifTyviWIw+dsr2SohbxoURAR3
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 May 2015 06:05 (eleven years ago)
ime truth bomb
There is one Mormon guy I know who seems to fancy himself as some sort of wise thinker but actually seems kind of dense ...
― joygoat, Monday, June 29, 2015 10:57 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
pretty sure this is all Mormon guys
― e-bouquet (mattresslessness), Monday, June 29, 2015 1:48 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the late great, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 01:58 (ten years ago)
you could even cross out "guy"
tbf really just the first of the half of the sentiment
― the late great, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 01:59 (ten years ago)
― the late great, Monday, June 29, 2015 8:58 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
or you could even cross out "Mormon" works either way
― kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 14:39 (ten years ago)
people treat colleges like the DMV or frankly the justice system - vaguely wanting harsh 'rigor' for everyone else but a careful and supporting environment for themselves or their kids
― goole, Thursday, July 2, 2015 8:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― 2 jazz boys 1 jazz cup (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 July 2015 06:14 (ten years ago)
please no one get started about foreskins
― gr8080, Thursday, July 2, 2015 3:15 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Hell Books (latebloomer), Saturday, 4 July 2015 18:08 (ten years ago)
iPhone games help quiet life's microrages― Nhex, Tuesday, July 21, 2015 3:37 AM
― Nhex, Tuesday, July 21, 2015 3:37 AM
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 03:52 (ten years ago)
"How Bizarre" is a great song because its main influences seem to be Bob Dylan and booty bass. The world needs more music like that.
― zvincter (The Reverend), Sunday, January 31, 2010 12:41 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― brimstead, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 04:52 (ten years ago)
and mariachi!
― best beloved george benson (The Reverend), Friday, 28 August 2015 19:44 (ten years ago)
djp
― mookieproof, Saturday, 29 August 2015 01:15 (ten years ago)
yeah, that's a good post
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 August 2015 04:40 (ten years ago)
whoa, never realized that the man in the yellow hat looked like a banana before.― fish or click bait (how's life), Thursday, April 23, 2015
― a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 15:22 (ten years ago)
wookieepedia confirms - bail organa was on alderaan when it was obliterated
― balls, Sunday, November 8, 2015 10:53 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
man there's a lot of reasons i'm happy the internet didn't exist when i was a kid but wookieepedia is one of the few non-pornographic ones
― balls, Sunday, November 8, 2015 10:54 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 9 November 2015 03:57 (ten years ago)
http://41.media.tumblr.com/2ebf2937d284cd9a644d26de576e580f/tumblr_nyt5oauYQ21r707vso1_500h.jpg
― Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 December 2015 17:27 (ten years ago)
Ouch.
― thread of getting sw0le and lena jokes (Eric H.), Friday, 4 December 2015 17:33 (ten years ago)
literally just printed that out and put it on my fridge
― Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 December 2015 17:40 (ten years ago)
Depression and what it's really like
― thread of getting sw0le and lena jokes (Eric H.), Friday, 4 December 2015 17:44 (ten years ago)
Where's that from? Would read that depressing comic.
― Capitalism Is A Death Cult And Science Is A Whore (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 6 December 2015 01:16 (ten years ago)
http://crawdadswelcome.tumblr.com/^love this guy
― Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 6 December 2015 04:09 (ten years ago)
hire foreigners to fight isis with the promise of future citizenship and we can complete the transition to the roman empire right now
― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, December 10, 2015 5:52 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
we already hire foreigners to fight ISIS and we didn't even need to promise them citizenship
― Mordy, Thursday, December 10, 2015 5:54 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 10 December 2015 18:25 (ten years ago)
re: pazz and jop
the conversation2012: "maybe don't vote in this, guys"2013: "don't fucking vote in this, you amoral fucks"2014: "if you vote in this or give it any attention you are literally satan"2015: "why is no one talking about this???"― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine)
2012: "maybe don't vote in this, guys"2013: "don't fucking vote in this, you amoral fucks"2014: "if you vote in this or give it any attention you are literally satan"2015: "why is no one talking about this???"
― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine)
― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 18:22 (ten years ago)
i know they dont deserve much sympathy but it's upsetting when people in evident pain decide to double down on tactics which are guaranteed in the long wrong to make them that much lonelier, sadder, dissatisfied.
― ryan, Thursday, January 21, 2016 9:59 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― trigger warning: your mom (mattresslessness), Thursday, 21 January 2016 19:39 (ten years ago)
yeah I really feel that one
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 21 January 2016 19:42 (ten years ago)
:(
― lute bro (brimstead), Thursday, 21 January 2016 20:59 (ten years ago)
So I should maybe come up with a different new years resolution is what you're saying.
― Meat Sheet (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 January 2016 21:04 (ten years ago)
also wow @ 'long wrong'
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 January 2016 16:05 (ten years ago)
maura otm but what I'm trying to say also is that it's also reshaping those genres which are ostensibly in the center of the conversation by warping what is valued w/in them. this isn't like pre-poptimism where we bemoan that popular stuff is popular or that our tastes are so different from the mainstream; it's more that the Conversation is driven by memes, not music; that what is shared isn't necessarily even what the general public likes as music but what it likes to share and to participate in as a part of this social media 'culture'― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Friday, March 11, 2016 7:06 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Friday, March 11, 2016 7:06 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
quoted for extradisciplinary applicability
― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 11 March 2016 15:27 (ten years ago)
as someone who has def trolled in the past, I can def say that trolling is like a "gallows humor coping mechanism" for life.
― Dave Coolaid for Sade (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, July 25, 2011 7:48 AM (4 years ago)
― sarahell, Friday, 22 April 2016 17:01 (ten years ago)
This is something I've been thinking about for a while, because some political bloggers I read with relative frequency are absolutely fixated on what the New York Times stable of editorial writers have to say about the campaign, and I keep thinking, who gives a fuck what Maureen Dowd thinks about anything?― Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Monday, May 9, 2016 8:39 PM
― Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Monday, May 9, 2016 8:39 PM
― ulysses, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 00:38 (ten years ago)
u cant hate someone just cuz theyr pritty and succesfull it can b hard sumtimes but u just hav 2 b happy wiv urself and concentrate on urself and feel happy for people who have done well 4 themselves and try not 2 b jelouse of others coz its not going 2 make u any better by puting other people down its just a waste of ur time and effort bsides i dont think she is all that but i can understand y sum people do but if u want 2 hate her for something then a good 1 wud b bcuz the cruel cow wears fur!lol :)
― lowrimai, Saturday, March 31, 2007 2:11 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 16:54 (nine years ago)
damn emails
― j., Wednesday, August 10, 2016 2:45 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― bagging area (map), Wednesday, 10 August 2016 02:52 (nine years ago)
Phelps is really just the female Ledecky imo
― Van Horn Street, Friday, August 12, 2016
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 13 August 2016 01:33 (nine years ago)
huh
― Mordy, Saturday, 13 August 2016 02:19 (nine years ago)
man this thread makes me sad: I don't know whether I could imagine approaching that specific modality of enthusiasm ever again
― the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Saturday, 13 August 2016 16:14 Bookmark
― r|t|c, Sunday, 14 August 2016 10:14 (nine years ago)
'Where were you on 9/11' stories are a lot like dream accounts, or stories about kids; everyone wants to tell them, but nobody wants to listen to them.
― two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Wednesday, September 14, 2016 9:03 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 14:11 (nine years ago)
truther bomb
― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 14:24 (nine years ago)
kid stories can't melt my steel heart
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 14:27 (nine years ago)
steel heart, not worth a thing, iirc
― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 15:20 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvj6zdWLUuk
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 15:57 (nine years ago)
the only time i ever went to barcelona i met a french girl on the train there and she was cuet and maybe kinda into me? and she found out i was american and it was right after 9/11 and i bored her and her friends to tears with my heartfelt account of like, where i was and what i did and i could see the enthusiasm visibly draining away and then the train got to the station and she was like 'ok see ya bye'
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 16:03 (nine years ago)
and that was when you angrily drafted the policy memo that was the genesis of "Freedom Fries"
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 16:04 (nine years ago)
this is a terrible list
― ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Thursday, September 15, 2016 12:14 PM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah, but that's because it's made out of the records most ilxors liked
― niels, Thursday, September 15, 2016 12:17 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 15 September 2016 19:29 (nine years ago)
Banned. I'll delete the posts later.
― how's life, Monday, September 19, 2016 3:41 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i feel this is the logical extension of my arc
― imago, Monday, September 19, 2016 3:41 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 19 September 2016 20:43 (nine years ago)
;_________________;
― imago, Monday, 19 September 2016 20:45 (nine years ago)
hahahahaha
― aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Monday, 19 September 2016 21:30 (nine years ago)
lmao
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 05:27 (nine years ago)
My poor thread
― Quarter measures (sunny successor), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 00:05 (nine years ago)