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The Jay Leno of ILX

a (waterface), Thursday, 21 May 2015 18:44 (eleven years ago)

http://feminspire.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/woman-winking.jpg

Treeship, Friday, 22 May 2015 04:41 (eleven years ago)

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“audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 May 2015 06:05 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

ime truth bomb

There is one Mormon guy I know who seems to fancy himself as some sort of wise thinker but actually seems kind of dense ...

― joygoat, Monday, June 29, 2015 10:57 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pretty sure this is all Mormon guys

― e-bouquet (mattresslessness), Monday, June 29, 2015 1:48 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the late great, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 01:58 (ten years ago)

you could even cross out "guy"

the late great, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 01:58 (ten years ago)

tbf really just the first of the half of the sentiment

the late great, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 01:59 (ten years ago)

you could even cross out "guy"

― the late great, Monday, June 29, 2015 8:58 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or you could even cross out "Mormon" works either way

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 14:39 (ten years ago)

people treat colleges like the DMV or frankly the justice system - vaguely wanting harsh 'rigor' for everyone else but a careful and supporting environment for themselves or their kids

― goole, Thursday, July 2, 2015 8:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

2 jazz boys 1 jazz cup (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 July 2015 06:14 (ten years ago)

please no one get started about foreskins

― gr8080, Thursday, July 2, 2015 3:15 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hell Books (latebloomer), Saturday, 4 July 2015 18:08 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

iPhone games help quiet life's microrages

― Nhex, Tuesday, July 21, 2015 3:37 AM

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 03:52 (ten years ago)

four weeks pass...

"How Bizarre" is a great song because its main influences seem to be Bob Dylan and booty bass. The world needs more music like that.

― zvincter (The Reverend), Sunday, January 31, 2010 12:41 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

brimstead, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 04:52 (ten years ago)

and mariachi!

best beloved george benson (The Reverend), Friday, 28 August 2015 19:44 (ten years ago)

djp

mookieproof, Saturday, 29 August 2015 01:15 (ten years ago)

yeah, that's a good post

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 August 2015 04:40 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

whoa, never realized that the man in the yellow hat looked like a banana before.
― fish or click bait (how's life), Thursday, April 23, 2015

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a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 15:22 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

wookieepedia confirms - bail organa was on alderaan when it was obliterated

― balls, Sunday, November 8, 2015 10:53 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

man there's a lot of reasons i'm happy the internet didn't exist when i was a kid but wookieepedia is one of the few non-pornographic ones

― balls, Sunday, November 8, 2015 10:54 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 9 November 2015 03:57 (ten years ago)

three weeks pass...

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Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 December 2015 17:27 (ten years ago)

Ouch.

thread of getting sw0le and lena jokes (Eric H.), Friday, 4 December 2015 17:33 (ten years ago)

literally just printed that out and put it on my fridge

Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 December 2015 17:40 (ten years ago)

Depression and what it's really like

thread of getting sw0le and lena jokes (Eric H.), Friday, 4 December 2015 17:44 (ten years ago)

Where's that from? Would read that depressing comic.

Capitalism Is A Death Cult And Science Is A Whore (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 6 December 2015 01:16 (ten years ago)

http://crawdadswelcome.tumblr.com/
^love this guy

Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 6 December 2015 04:09 (ten years ago)

hire foreigners to fight isis with the promise of future citizenship and we can complete the transition to the roman empire right now

― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, December 10, 2015 5:52 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we already hire foreigners to fight ISIS and we didn't even need to promise them citizenship

― Mordy, Thursday, December 10, 2015 5:54 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 10 December 2015 18:25 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

re: pazz and jop

the conversation

2012: "maybe don't vote in this, guys"
2013: "don't fucking vote in this, you amoral fucks"
2014: "if you vote in this or give it any attention you are literally satan"
2015: "why is no one talking about this???"

― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine)

Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 18:22 (ten years ago)

i know they dont deserve much sympathy but it's upsetting when people in evident pain decide to double down on tactics which are guaranteed in the long wrong to make them that much lonelier, sadder, dissatisfied.

― ryan, Thursday, January 21, 2016 9:59 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

trigger warning: your mom (mattresslessness), Thursday, 21 January 2016 19:39 (ten years ago)

yeah I really feel that one

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 21 January 2016 19:42 (ten years ago)

:(

lute bro (brimstead), Thursday, 21 January 2016 20:59 (ten years ago)

So I should maybe come up with a different new years resolution is what you're saying.

Meat Sheet (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 January 2016 21:04 (ten years ago)

also wow @ 'long wrong'

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 January 2016 16:05 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

maura otm but what I'm trying to say also is that it's also reshaping those genres which are ostensibly in the center of the conversation by warping what is valued w/in them. this isn't like pre-poptimism where we bemoan that popular stuff is popular or that our tastes are so different from the mainstream; it's more that the Conversation is driven by memes, not music; that what is shared isn't necessarily even what the general public likes as music but what it likes to share and to participate in as a part of this social media 'culture'

― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Friday, March 11, 2016 7:06 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

quoted for extradisciplinary applicability

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 11 March 2016 15:27 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

as someone who has def trolled in the past, I can def say that trolling is like a "gallows humor coping mechanism" for life.

― Dave Coolaid for Sade (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, July 25, 2011 7:48 AM (4 years ago)

sarahell, Friday, 22 April 2016 17:01 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

This is something I've been thinking about for a while, because some political bloggers I read with relative frequency are absolutely fixated on what the New York Times stable of editorial writers have to say about the campaign, and I keep thinking, who gives a fuck what Maureen Dowd thinks about anything?

― Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Monday, May 9, 2016 8:39 PM

ulysses, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 00:38 (ten years ago)

two months pass...

u cant hate someone just cuz theyr pritty and succesfull it can b hard sumtimes but u just hav 2 b happy wiv urself and concentrate on urself and feel happy for people who have done well 4 themselves and try not 2 b jelouse of others coz its not going 2 make u any better by puting other people down its just a waste of ur time and effort bsides i dont think she is all that but i can understand y sum people do but if u want 2 hate her for something then a good 1 wud b bcuz the cruel cow wears fur!lol :)

― lowrimai, Saturday, March 31, 2007 2:11 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 16:54 (nine years ago)

damn emails

― j., Wednesday, August 10, 2016 2:45 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bagging area (map), Wednesday, 10 August 2016 02:52 (nine years ago)

Phelps is really just the female Ledecky imo

― Van Horn Street, Friday, August 12, 2016

El Tomboto, Saturday, 13 August 2016 01:33 (nine years ago)

huh

Mordy, Saturday, 13 August 2016 02:19 (nine years ago)

man this thread makes me sad: I don't know whether I could imagine approaching that specific modality of enthusiasm ever again

― the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Saturday, 13 August 2016 16:14 Bookmark

r|t|c, Sunday, 14 August 2016 10:14 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

'Where were you on 9/11' stories are a lot like dream accounts, or stories about kids; everyone wants to tell them, but nobody wants to listen to them.

― two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Wednesday, September 14, 2016 9:03 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 14:11 (nine years ago)

truther bomb

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 14:24 (nine years ago)

kid stories can't melt my steel heart

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 14:27 (nine years ago)

steel heart, not worth a thing, iirc

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 15:20 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvj6zdWLUuk

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 15:57 (nine years ago)

the only time i ever went to barcelona i met a french girl on the train there and she was cuet and maybe kinda into me? and she found out i was american and it was right after 9/11 and i bored her and her friends to tears with my heartfelt account of like, where i was and what i did and i could see the enthusiasm visibly draining away and then the train got to the station and she was like 'ok see ya bye'

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 16:03 (nine years ago)

and that was when you angrily drafted the policy memo that was the genesis of "Freedom Fries"

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 16:04 (nine years ago)

this is a terrible list

― ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Thursday, September 15, 2016 12:14 PM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, but that's because it's made out of the records most ilxors liked

― niels, Thursday, September 15, 2016 12:17 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 15 September 2016 19:29 (nine years ago)

Banned. I'll delete the posts later.

― how's life, Monday, September 19, 2016 3:41 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i feel this is the logical extension of my arc

― imago, Monday, September 19, 2016 3:41 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 19 September 2016 20:43 (nine years ago)

;_________________;

imago, Monday, 19 September 2016 20:45 (nine years ago)

hahahahaha

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Monday, 19 September 2016 21:30 (nine years ago)

lmao

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 05:27 (nine years ago)

four weeks pass...

My poor thread

Quarter measures (sunny successor), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 00:05 (nine years ago)


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