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Haha

mikelovestfu (wins), Friday, 30 May 2014 15:27 (twelve years ago)

i have a super addictive personality. i'm glad i stay away from a lot of stuff

markers, Friday, 30 May 2014 15:40 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL6sWEK17w8

am0n, Friday, 30 May 2014 16:52 (twelve years ago)

Stet how many regular users does ILE and ILM get each day?

Also, I know you have said before you can tell 90% of users use SNA, but can you tell how many SNA users have it so they cant see anything from ILM?
ILM seems dead compared to what it was whilst ILE seems busier than ever. I wondered if half of ilx just dont see anything from ILM.

― ۩, Friday, May 30, 2014 3:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Poll!

― I Miss You(tube embeds) (onimo), Friday, May 30, 2014 3:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mattresslessness, Sunday, 1 June 2014 04:23 (twelve years ago)

what sunglasses can i get without looking like a cool bass player

― schlump, Tuesday, June 3, 2014 9:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dont flatter uself

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, June 3, 2014 11:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 16:00 (twelve years ago)

lol

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 16:02 (twelve years ago)

beauty

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 16:06 (twelve years ago)

dam

dn/ac (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 16:06 (twelve years ago)

\m/

pplains, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 16:46 (twelve years ago)

god

PEOPLE ARE FUCKING IDIOTS

― slowcoreenactsfrustrationdoubtandevenfearofneverbeingfulfilled (jdchurchill), Tuesday, November 17, 2009 4:49 PM

that's good news for the idiots.

― estela, Tuesday, November 17, 2009 4:52 PM

*cymbal crash*

― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Tuesday, November 17, 2009 4:59 PM

are you celebrating.

― estela, Tuesday, November 17, 2009 5:00 PM

am0n, Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:34 (twelve years ago)

ha ha ha

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:35 (twelve years ago)

celebrating this zing like ive never been hurt before

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:36 (twelve years ago)

you can totally watch Season 1 in 3 days. I have faith in you.

― Οὖτις, Thursday, June 5, 2014 8:54 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and see four Mizoguchi films and Pissed Jeans?

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, June 5, 2014 9:03 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you can allow yourself toilet breaks

― mikelovestfu (wins), Thursday, June 5, 2014 9:04 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 00:36 (twelve years ago)

somebody get this guy a bigger shovel.

― djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, June 11, 2014 2:09 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jon, go start a racewar.

― Mordy, Wednesday, June 11, 2014 2:09 PM (6 hours ago)

this made me lol tbh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

k3vin k., Thursday, 12 June 2014 01:09 (twelve years ago)

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 June 2014 01:35 (twelve years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10487194_569371199847469_2462723969184869404_n.jpg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 18:52 (eleven years ago)

damn

marcos, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 18:58 (eleven years ago)

haw

how's life, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 19:04 (eleven years ago)

ghana wasn't around then

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 19:05 (eleven years ago)

what a poorly formed zing

Mordy, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 19:10 (eleven years ago)

given that that kind of shit isn't self-zinging i found it serviceable

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 19:22 (eleven years ago)

not sure how many ppl would be up to speed with a zing about akan kingdoms

ogmor, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 19:30 (eleven years ago)

if you make a zing about britain pre acts of union I think we'll let it pass

ogmor, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 19:32 (eleven years ago)

she meant talk show hosts i think

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 19:44 (eleven years ago)

craig ferguson, immortal cartographer

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 19:57 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

Looking up some of the songs I don't recognize, I'm amazed at how many of them are completely lacking a melodic hook (Dramarama, Social Distortion) or even a chorus ("Brain Stew"). I guess they resonated with people solely on the basis of production & lyrical 'attitude'? (Cf. that recent paper on timbre as distinguishing mark for indie/alternative music)

― bernard snowy, Thursday, July 10, 2014 6:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the fuck is this geir shit

― da croupier, Thursday, July 10, 2014 6:45 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Neanderthal, Thursday, 10 July 2014 22:46 (eleven years ago)

croup otm

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 11 July 2014 06:08 (eleven years ago)

social distortions rox u r all geir

when there's no more room in heㄥㄥ the thread will walk the earth (wins), Friday, 11 July 2014 06:53 (eleven years ago)

there must be a third "i am not crazy about social distortion"/"i am not geir" option pls

a biscuit/donut hybrid called “bisnuts” (stevie), Friday, 11 July 2014 08:17 (eleven years ago)

srsly pls

cpt navajo (darraghmac), Friday, 11 July 2014 09:47 (eleven years ago)

pls pls pls

a biscuit/donut hybrid called “bisnuts” (stevie), Friday, 11 July 2014 10:20 (eleven years ago)

feel tbh that this is not being treated with requisite urgency

cpt navajo (darraghmac), Friday, 11 July 2014 10:24 (eleven years ago)

i think the american offices might be closed atm

a biscuit/donut hybrid called “bisnuts” (stevie), Friday, 11 July 2014 11:03 (eleven years ago)

We're back at our desks now, ball and chain and all.

pplains, Friday, 11 July 2014 13:38 (eleven years ago)

zing lacks insight or elan, croup has better ones than that 9 times out of 10, see morbius, dr. c-

mattresslessness, Friday, 11 July 2014 19:13 (eleven years ago)

more suited to this thread - ROLLING HARDMAN THREAD 2009

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Friday, 11 July 2014 19:18 (eleven years ago)

ty am0n

mattresslessness, Friday, 11 July 2014 19:20 (eleven years ago)

feel like that feeb online hardman has spoiled the hardman brand, t/f?

a biscuit/donut hybrid called “bisnuts” (stevie), Friday, 11 July 2014 20:21 (eleven years ago)

online hardman hasn't spoiled anything but his own innocence.

mattresslessness, Friday, 11 July 2014 20:23 (eleven years ago)

wight dorke!

― balls, Wednesday, January 8, 2014 6:30 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― flopson, Wednesday, January 8, 2014 8:26 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― rap steve gadd (D-40), Wednesday, January 8, 2014 6:38 PM (6 months ago)

sarahell, Friday, 11 July 2014 20:25 (eleven years ago)

tsk tsk online bullying just nagl folks

cpt navajo (darraghmac), Friday, 11 July 2014 20:27 (eleven years ago)

what are you talking about

mattresslessness, Friday, 11 July 2014 20:28 (eleven years ago)

i didn't know you were talking about more interesting things than this comedian in here, only came in to register disapproval of that dickish grammar nazi song where he calls people spastics and mouthbreathers. exhibit 9390228022 of comedians being a wretched fuckwit who gets off on kicking down and mocking others.

― lex pretend, Thursday, July 17, 2014 8:08 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

btw Paris Hilton has a new single out

― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Thursday, July 17, 2014 8:09 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so you know, rather than lecture us you could go fawn over your pretty blonde rich no-talent racist

― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Thursday, July 17, 2014 8:09 PM (19 minutes ago)

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 17 July 2014 20:37 (eleven years ago)

Dan's already married isn't he

blap setter (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 July 2014 20:40 (eleven years ago)

'zing' is kinda underselling it, wanted to stand up and cheer when i read that

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 17 July 2014 20:41 (eleven years ago)

DJP is a bad man

the late great, Thursday, 17 July 2014 20:43 (eleven years ago)

hope someone came in with a 5000+ post compendium of lex kicking down and mocking others

een, Thursday, 17 July 2014 20:56 (eleven years ago)

still smh at

We are looking for women who can play a little bit downscale, less than attractive types, to show that our actor has "lowered his standards" in the dating world.
It's for a comedy, done in jest!
just a of fun, let's be cool

― Neil Patrick Haggerty (get bent), Tuesday, July 29, 2014 4:32 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just a bit of fun, horseface. let's be cool about it, okay uggo?

― Bus Sex Teen Busted After Queef Beef (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, July 29, 2014 4:44 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk tho too how'd you advertise for em then

― Serious Men raised by the Issues Movement (darraghmac), Tuesday, July 29, 2014 4:53 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Simple, ask your girlfriend if she wants to earn an afternoon's worth of scale.

― You are exactly why people root for the apes (Eric H.), Tuesday, July 29, 2014 5:06 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 23:10 (eleven years ago)

:O

i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 23:14 (eleven years ago)

didn't read the 'you' as zing there but hey maybe I'm just innocent

Serious Men raised by the Issues Movement (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 23:38 (eleven years ago)


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