posts very much in character

made out with girl
woke up covered in mustard

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, August 18, 2007 3:27 PM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

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woops wrong thread

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, August 18, 2007 3:27 PM (0 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

hahahaha

I've done cunnilingus and/or a handjob several times, to make my girlfriend come even if I didn't. Am I a pretender?

-- Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 10:38 (4 years ago)

Difficult to pick. UIF has the most jazzy fills, but MHK drops in some very nice kraut on occasion, and new one is about same. Fiurst one has good if standard IDM / laptop beats with a touch of jazz swing/fill at times.

-- Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, June 12, 2007 10:09 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

...pretender?

Someone should warn Tuomas that you can't generally give a "girlfriend" a handjob.

Lost in Miss Translation

generally?

pretender Tuomas

IT'S ALL IN CODE

extreme fisting action

a crying game

That (cunni/handjob post) must be from the "male feminist" thread? I didn't read it, I figured it would give me a headache if I did.

Ha, I am RONG. M-F thread is pretty interesting too.

Someone should warn Tuomas that you can't generally give a "girlfriend" a handjob.

Lets play the crying game then.

I MADE THAT JOKE ALREADY NATH!! (credit where credit's due dept) xxx

Ah shit, sorry! :-(

Throw Beyonce to the famished hyenas.

-- Alex in NYC, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 6:10 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

:D

if you HOOS with the steen upstairs, you will get your ass smote

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, August 22, 2007 4:31 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

wtf does that even mean!

it means don't hassle the HOOS

Those who do not know hoostory are doomed to cut and paste it.

# Favourite Bacon [Started by Masonic Boom, last updated 58 minutes ago] 40 new answers [POLL closes: August 29]

oh wait nevermind

Indeed, but she did make a sriracha = cock pun earlier

Jon just Zodiac Attacked Petra Cortright! 12:26pm
PAINFUL ATTACK! : Jon, who is a Metal Rooster, clucked his way towards Petra, flew up and pecked Petra eyes out!

waht

Your pick of the top 5 singles/albums to use these particular drum machines/keyboards.

The particular drum machines

Linn LM-1
Linn-9000
Mpc-60
MPC-6000

These Particular Keyboards

Oberheim OB-Family (The Ob-X, Ob-Xa, Ob-8)
Yamaha CS-Family( Cs-80, CS-90 and so on)
Roland Jupiter Family ( jupiter-6, jupiter-8)
The Yamaha DX-7
And lets not forget...The Prophet 5

Top 5 for me..

Prince Any Album between 1979-1988
Human League-Dare
Hall and Oates 1980-1982
Anything By Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis
The Eurythmics-Sweet Dreams

-- The Startrekman, Wednesday, August 22, 2007 1:17 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Link

thats a character

Hahah holy crap.

In all sincerity, why do people care about this guy? I don't hear any specific edge he might have over his peers? What's the big deal?
-- Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, May 27, 2003 11:15 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

I was intrigued after that Startrekman thread so I google searched him, he pretty much only deals in intense keyboard threads.

...so yes, hugely in character.

i have a bottle of OUZO in my freezer. i bought it at jons (the armenian vons knockoff that's the same supermarket chain as where elliott gould buys cat food in the long goodbye).

-- get bent, Wednesday, August 22, 2007 3:24 PM (7 minutes ago)

# Food Comas C/D [Started by Dandy Don Weiner, last updated 1 hour ago] 6 new answers

i think i'm gonna go see the long goodbye tonight!

lucky.

I'm just happy I'm not the only one who wtf'ed at the drum machine/ keyboard thread

Do you really want to have more things in common with Tuomas, dude?

dude you got the hookup and i hear you ergo i holla

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, March 30, 2007 9:42 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

ether is better than any jay song except hard knock life cuz of the chorus, u fucktards

-- luriqua, Saturday, 25 August 2007 07:27 (1 hour ago) Link

ethan email me if u want 2 cyber jk

-- luriqua, Friday, August 24, 2007 11:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

ilx pop lock and drop it animatronicks thread: am i a good for nothin type of brother??? i molested my twin sister when we finally declared we would stop trying to do each other last night

-- luriqua, Saturday, August 25, 2007 6:45 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Best Ethan troll thread now plz

enjoying misogyny

Threads mainly in character: Kenan discusses his favourite moments of violent anger against women, Kate St Clare has freshman women's studies opinions4u

stockhausen - 'telemusik'

realized @ NHK studios, national radio & television network of Japan, 1966

from stockhausen verlag CD #9, consolidated into one single file so you don't have to deal with 35 files that are 20-30 seconds long each

http://www.sendspace.com/file/ecphjw

ring modulated woodblock hit ouch

-- Milton Parker, Monday, August 27, 2007 7:58 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

wtf never drinking again & i pray those chat logs are faked

how uncouth

Why does everyone always "wtf" at startrekman? he's probably my favorite ilxor.

I guess maybe he has the one aspie obsession I kind've respect.