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he has a boyfriend

service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:03 (nineteen years ago)

also why did you choose the phrase '30 packs'? i'm curious to what wheels turned when that 'fell out of your ass', also what wheels turned when you decided on the phrase 'falling out of your ass', also why you felt the need to deploy sexual imagery 3 times in your 'zinger' - "i need to know!" i'm also curious as to what drives you and morbius to continue posting here - i can't imagine it's 'i like the conversation' and god knows it's not 'i like the folx there and they like me' cuz i'd guess neither of you could find five threads either of you posted on more than four times that didn't eventually feature the majority of the posters on said thread calling you douchebags, i could be wrong i don't know. who do you like here? who likes you? name names - "i need to know!" i'm curious in what drives a man to post on a messageboard filled with people he doesn't like that like him even less. i don't think it's trolling but i can't figure out exactly what it is. not trying to 'zing' you here (i'd've accused you of shooting zesty ones out of your cock or buying 27 packs of stroh's or something - hit em up oops style), sincerely interested (perhaps, yes, if only to answer why do I continue posting here?). i'd ask others why they bother to engage morbius or oops but i've been there so i sorta understand the impulse.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), November 12th, 2005 2:59 AM. (papa la bas) (link)

Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

with all the bickering, i used to think morbs had the hots for ally.
then jaymc clued me in.

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 1 October 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

who needs to see them when you can hear them from three blocks away?

-- kephm (dogtheprophe...)


uh, puerto rican girls or kate masonicboom wearing corduroy pants?

-- chakra khan chakra khan (mikeoptin...)

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

it was all those coke dealers at the barn dances what brought it on

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), October 2nd, 2006 1:30 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (later)

Too soon.

-- Thermo Thinwall (tupac.chopr...), October 2nd, 2006 1:32 PM. (Thermo Thinwall) (later)

It's always too soon for unfunny remarks.

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), October 2nd, 2006 1:34 PM. (bundgee)

am0n (am0n), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

I left the movie having laughed a lot, but not having sighed with whimsical recognition as much as I think the main character would have wanted me to. I left with the feeling that I wouldn't want to spend five minutes around this insanely self-involved dude. What a perfectly intolerable "creative" type.

But the movie never tries to deny that Stephan is insufferable. He's bloody creepy, and the love interest Stephanie tells him so (after he breaks into her apartment!), along with a lot of other good advice, like that he needs to develop a thicker skin. The movie indulges in the childishness of its subject, but it does not ever condone it.

I once knew people like Stephan. I don't anymore. I wonder if they're still out there making insane asses of themselves and completely failing to connect to other people.

-- always crashing in other people's cars (fluxion2...), September 27th, 2006 1:07 AM. (kenan)

http://www.hbc.fi/sture/hallitus/Hallitus-Tuomas.jpg

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), September 27th, 2006 1:19 AM. (papa la bas)

am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

If I was in your house I would take my mini behringer mixer and as many playback sources as I could find and play fennesz through the two stereo channels, then put that Orioles Road To The Pennant record on channels 1&2 and run them through pitch delay/chorus on the sends

-- TOMBOT (tombo...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 10:45 AM. (TOMBOT) (later) (link)

tom that is the worst pickup line i've ever seen

-- mango selassie (teenagequie...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 10:48 AM. (teenagequiet) (later) (link)

Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

[09:15] fogindex: do you mind if i blog?
[09:15] orion0014: sort of.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

[10:13] fogindex: what are you wearing
[10:14] hstencil23: mets carlos beltran t-shirt.
[10:14] fogindex: take it off
[10:14] hstencil23: no.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

someone on Facebook tried to bro rape me last weekend!
-- like murderinging (mi...), October 3rd, 2006 2:43 PM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)


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it's not all about you, y'know
-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...), October 3rd, 2006 2:53 PM. (lfam) (later) (link)


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they sure taught you good values in the boy scouts
-- like murderinging (mi...), October 3rd, 2006 3:10 PM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

what's going on here?

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

if fucking search would work, i could post the thread i started about losing my friend to christ
-- jaxon (gnarls.in.charg...), Today 3:11 PM. (jaxon)

it may be against work policy, but you should try using google.

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...) (webmail), Today 6:13 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:55 (nineteen years ago)

52-54 "fuck me in the ass then ignore me" bothers me for some reason.

-- milo z (wooderso...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 9:56 PM. (mlp) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 02:56 (nineteen years ago)

WTF? context?

HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:13 (nineteen years ago)

go read boyfriend wishlist. too stoned to c/p

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.fullpassport.com/Trip2004/images4/zoomonkey.jpg

blood bitch (blood bitch), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

sorry i was on a roll

blood bitch (blood bitch), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

History Of Detroit
Compiled By - Laurent Garnier
1-01 Stooges - No Fun (5:18)
1-02 Aretha Franklin - Rock Steady (3:15)
1-03 Temptations - Plastic Man (5:59)
1-04 Funkadelic - Bettino’s Bounce (3:40)
1-05 Carl Craig - No More Words (6:52)
1-06 Jeff Mills - Utopia (4:19)
1-07 BFC - Galaxy (6:41)
1-08 Arpanet - NTT DoCoMo (4:38)
1-09 D.I.E - Get Up (4:53)
1-10 Dabrye - Game Over (3:41)

Influences & Developments
Compiled By - Carl Craig
2-01 Visage - Frequency 7 (5:05)
2-02 Kano - It's A War (6:53)
2-03 Yello - No More Words (3:58)
2-04 Alexander Robotnick - Dance Boy Dance (5:09)
2-05 Art Of Noise - Beat Box (Diversion 1) (8:32)
2-06 Nitzer Ebb - Join In The Chant (5:28)
2-07 Capricorn (3) - I Need Love (Instrumental) (6:14)
2-08 Black Dog - Virtual (9:58)
2-09 Balil - Nort Route (5:16)
2-10 Choice - Acid Eiffel (13:29)

-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...), September 26th, 2006 4:47 AM. (vahid)

UH

-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...), September 26th, 2006 4:47 AM. (vahid)

THIS SUCKS

-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...), September 26th, 2006 4:48 AM. (vahid)

am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

2376. heartbroken. i think. i don't know what's going on.

-- like murderinging (mi...), October 5th, 2006 12:14 PM. (modestmickey) (later)

that sucks dude. :(

maybe leave the house for a while. go for a walk or something.

-- ^@^ (^@^), October 5th, 2006 12:15 PM. (map) (later)

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 5 October 2006 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

rofffflees i was so gonna post that.


sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Thursday, 5 October 2006 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

better than the normal house arrest jokes. A+++++ will chuckle slightly again.

like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, 5 October 2006 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

We're laughing at you not with you

Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 5 October 2006 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

Goddamnit beaten to the punch.

John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 5 October 2006 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

that sounded way more callous than I meant it to! seriously though dude what do you get out of ILX?

Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 5 October 2006 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

i like to find out about new music here. every single post i make, no matter how little it may actually relate to it, some asshole trying to be gear or jess or whoever has to respond with a house arrest/copyright infringement/belly button ring joke. i figure it's better to just embrace it. i mean, what, as if every time some unfunny asshole posts "ysi?" i go cry into my pillow? i could give two shits. fuck you all. it's amusing.

like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

Lots of good music on the Noise Board "zing" thread, yep.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

belly button ring joke?

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

zing!
xpost

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

I'd much rather see A BULGE than see someone's pants.

A bulge is mildly erotic. Seeing some indie kid's studenty manky grey knickers hanging out of their trousers is a total harshbuzz to my clit-on.

-- Three In A Bed Socks Romp (kate)


" harshbuzz to my clit-on"

wtf!?

you're like my anti-christ.

-- sunny successor (katharine)

sleep (sleep), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:41 (nineteen years ago)

omg hahahahahaha
sunny is the greatest

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

it's hard to believe there is somebody so cool!

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

i wrote oh wrinklepaws in the bathroom of the library once under some political rant

-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...)

the most hilarious comedic scandal to hit oberlin since the notorious reference desk instant messaging, i'm sure

-- like murderinging (mi...)

and what (ooo), Sunday, 8 October 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

mickey has been sonning lf lately

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

i met you yesterday.
you're caleb's friend.
weird.

-- disappointing goth fest line-up (dr.carl.saga...) (webmail), Yesterday 9:36 PM. (orion) (later) (link)


Yes, I am Caleb's friend. Are you his friend who has many instruments (supposedly) and (supposedly) can't play them?

-- Andi Headphones (andimagsmusi...) (webmail), Today 1:48 PM. (Andi Headphones) (later) (link)

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not sweating mickey

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:42 (nineteen years ago)

if i was stuck at home all day and unable to download new musics i'd be coming up with good zingers too

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

try it

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

Try Eco's Foucault's Pendulum instead. It will take a while and that is the point.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...)

That's the point? Why not just read the phonebook then?

-- Alba (albab...)

That's not an idea for one of your stupid records, by the way.

-- Alba (albab...)

and what (ooo), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

haha

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

lol

sleep (sleep), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

gahahah ownerd

am0n (am0n), Monday, 9 October 2006 04:59 (nineteen years ago)

WOW

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Monday, 9 October 2006 13:27 (nineteen years ago)

does anyone remember the one from this summer that went:


Ned: I am taking a break from playing music on the computer

PappaWheelie: So it's just the sound of your fingers clacking on ILX for 16 hours a day?

can't find it on search, might have been expunged from the record.

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Monday, 9 October 2006 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

I prefer your sitcom scripts to your music writing, DL.

-- Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (juror...), October 11th, 2006 1:49 AM. (Dom Passantino) (later) (admin) (userip)

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

In every vagina ever

1. Sand
2. Blood

-- The Real Esteban Buttez (estiebuttez...), October 10th, 2006 7:30 AM


3. Esteban's "calling card"

-- teh_kit (kittenslikemil...), October 10th, 2006 7:30 AM. (g-kit)


Sorry, "the_kit", but you presence isn't required until "In every shitty thread ever"!

-- The Real Esteban Buttez (estiebuttez...), October 10th, 2006 7:34 AM. (EstieButtez1)

HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 05:20 (nineteen years ago)

hah. this weekend i met a friend's girlfriend for the first time. she's a resident doctor in girlie parts in ny. i asked her if she ever see's patients with sand in their vaginas

jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 06:00 (nineteen years ago)

did she get creeped out?

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, she didn't get the joke. (she probably had sand in hers)

jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

less memes more ned zings

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

a very brittle, vain man with less resilience under pressure than an amateur submarine full of billionaires

― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Monday, April 29, 2024 1:36 AM (fifteen hours ago)

bae (sic), Monday, 29 April 2024 07:26 (two years ago)

More and more, I feel like a medieval peasant. The rulers are gonna do what they're gonna do, and the people in charge of telling us about that are mostly cheering them on (in a "can't argue with success!" sort of way), so fuck "the news." I'd rather spend my money on music, books and movies, and if I'm "uninformed," so be it. I don't feel like I'm missing much.

― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Saturday, 10 February 2024 bookmarkflaglink

Most people in the medieval era couldn't read or write. Which is what I get from your posts

sarahell, Saturday, 4 May 2024 18:52 (two years ago)

did you just debut your own zing on the zing thread

mookieproof, Sunday, 5 May 2024 02:09 (two years ago)

That was an xyzzz post… did that not c&p? I have a zing problem

sarahell, Sunday, 5 May 2024 02:18 (two years ago)

oic

mookieproof, Sunday, 5 May 2024 03:03 (two years ago)

one year passes...

we def have a Boring in Oregon!

― sleeve, Wednesday, November 5, 2025 6:00 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

don't be so hard on yourself sleeve

― rob, Wednesday, November 5, 2025 6:58 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

all in good fun ofc

she freaks, she speaks (map), Wednesday, 5 November 2025 20:04 (seven months ago)

lol <3

sleeve, Wednesday, 5 November 2025 20:04 (seven months ago)

very much so <3

rob, Wednesday, 5 November 2025 20:23 (seven months ago)

hmm but is an "all in good fun" zing truly a zing?

na (NA), Wednesday, 5 November 2025 20:29 (seven months ago)

without cruelty there is no festival

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 5 November 2025 20:48 (seven months ago)

itt serious sacrifices to the zing god only

she freaks, she speaks (map), Wednesday, 5 November 2025 20:56 (seven months ago)

look, these are the zings in our new era of islamo-gauchisme

rob, Wednesday, 5 November 2025 21:01 (seven months ago)

Mamdani's thugs came into my house and forced me to admit that was a real zing

sleeve, Wednesday, 5 November 2025 21:02 (seven months ago)

the zing that was heard around the world

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 5 November 2025 21:11 (seven months ago)

a zing can be a zing without deadly intent, its zinging for the love of the zing

lag∞n, Wednesday, 5 November 2025 23:58 (seven months ago)


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