i was at a friend's birthday party at a bar that serves food last nite. this girl i know asked the bartender "hey would you mind checking on that pizza i ordered a while back? i'm getting so hungry i'm gonna eat your face off!!"
i put my hand on her shoulder and explained to her how we don't say that anymore. she had a horrified look on her face for the next 10 minutes.
an hour later the same girl and i are standing with a guy who goes "hey so have you all heard about the zombie apocalypse going down in florida?????????? lololol ha ha ha ha ha"
u_u
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 1 June 2012 20:56 (twelve years ago) link
Sorry g, but me and my kids are going to continue taking turns eating our faces off.
And they're going to keep that little dog Checkers too.
― pplains, Friday, 1 June 2012 21:03 (twelve years ago) link
you wanna see some fuckin' anali can get you close enough to smellgonna drive you insano
so i listened to that
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Friday, 1 June 2012 22:06 (twelve years ago) link
I recommend at least listening to the ending.
― Snowqueen's Icedragon (crüt), Friday, 1 June 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago) link
does end well, have to admit
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Saturday, 2 June 2012 06:35 (twelve years ago) link
kind of stuck in my head now (DOT COM)
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Saturday, 2 June 2012 06:36 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mIH0NctQq4
5 people on a motorcycle get hit by a car (noone dies or is seriously hurt)
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Saturday, 2 June 2012 11:59 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Kfz1RkreE
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Saturday, 2 June 2012 12:00 (twelve years ago) link
http://shanghaiist.com/2012/06/02/luka-rocco-magnotta-lin-jun.php
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Saturday, 2 June 2012 12:40 (twelve years ago) link
"what y'all know bout them creampies"?
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 June 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link
aaaaand now i looked at dayo's links. fuck.
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 June 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154283/Cats-away-Artist-turns-dead-pet-flying-helicopter-killed-car.html?ITO=1490
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Monday, 4 June 2012 10:14 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/wsdub.png
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Monday, 4 June 2012 10:16 (twelve years ago) link
ha came to post just that
― sonderangerbot, Monday, 4 June 2012 11:48 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT69H5ZEoto&feature=related
― how's life, Monday, 4 June 2012 12:18 (twelve years ago) link
catcopter is the funniest fucking thing (until it fly @ u face)
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Monday, 4 June 2012 14:38 (twelve years ago) link
that's really fucked up
― goole, Monday, 4 June 2012 14:50 (twelve years ago) link
WOW THAT IS SO CREEPY
― J0rdan S., Monday, 4 June 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago) link
jesus christ
the terrified expression on the cat's face
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Monday, 4 June 2012 15:04 (twelve years ago) link
That cat thing is horrifying.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 4 June 2012 15:06 (twelve years ago) link
well. that's dignified.
― pplains, Monday, 4 June 2012 15:42 (twelve years ago) link
feel bad for cat copter. dunno why. the cat's no longer around to mind.
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Monday, 4 June 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago) link
My mom always threatened to stuff our fat calico, Richard, and keep him around as a doorstop since that's what he basically was for 8 years.
He must have heard word because he ran off.
― pplains, Monday, 4 June 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago) link
http://files.sharenator.com/E78E832C_FB47_42D4_9156_2E0ECCA7734_Garry_Kasparov_incident-s580x386-1893-580.jpg
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Monday, 4 June 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link
flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Monday, 4 June 2012 21:59 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/KVKuH.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 13:50 (twelve years ago) link
otm
― WHEY AHR MAH DREGUNS? (DJP), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 13:56 (twelve years ago) link
catcopter otm
― catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 8 June 2012 14:40 (twelve years ago) link
OTM. And depressing.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 8 June 2012 16:18 (twelve years ago) link
if dude's sole purpose was to do something cool with his dead cat and hang out in his back yard with his friends and play with it, it wouldn't be so bad.
the way it feels like dude set out to be internet famous and succeeded is what makes me feel gross to me
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 8 June 2012 18:17 (twelve years ago) link
how dare he fly his dead cat to internet fame
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 8 June 2012 18:18 (twelve years ago) link
sentences you only hear on ilx
― “Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 June 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
kind of o_O mostly lol lil mini documentary
http://vimeo.com/43312066
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 8 June 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago) link
didn't know where to put it but wtv it was a nice lil watch
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 8 June 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago) link
o nsfw btw
i was with this guy until 4:05
O_o
― goole, Friday, 8 June 2012 21:04 (twelve years ago) link
7:00
― goole, Friday, 8 June 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago) link
― goole
wait what weird happens at 7 minutes?
― zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Friday, 8 June 2012 22:16 (twelve years ago) link
he says some pretty crass shit about afghani women around 7 mins in.
― Clay, Friday, 8 June 2012 22:38 (twelve years ago) link
oh right, i was innured by that juncture i guess!
― zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Friday, 8 June 2012 22:41 (twelve years ago) link
inured even
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/678901645/support-the-world-of-toaga?ref=users
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 11 June 2012 23:04 (twelve years ago) link
http://cdn.scoobysworkshop.com/wp-content/themes/dynamik/css/images/logo.png
― how's life, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 00:57 (twelve years ago) link
toaga is an interesting find.
― “Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 02:33 (twelve years ago) link
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/06/15/cooked-squid-inseminates-womans-mouth/
― ༼◍ྀ ౪ ◍ི ༽ (cozen), Saturday, 16 June 2012 07:26 (twelve years ago) link
OH DEAR GOD
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Saturday, 16 June 2012 07:37 (twelve years ago) link
Why can't that have happened to some wildly-homophobic man instead?
― Lee626, Saturday, 16 June 2012 07:55 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/pictures/furry-child-chinese-girls-body-covered-by-black-spots-fur.html
― un® (dayo), Saturday, 16 June 2012 12:02 (twelve years ago) link
seems like a sweet kid
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 June 2012 16:34 (twelve years ago) link