least favorite thread titles

if someone held a gun to your head and said "Sing Pavement's 'Gold Soundz'" could you do it?

Mostly because I don't get what someone holding a gun to my head would have to do with whether I knew the lyrics or not.

Let X = Orgasms and Y = Week

the necks - nummy num krautjazz goodness, or frothy australian piffle?

^tbf, that thread title was made in like 2001

Mozart has time-traveled to your living room. He asks you about today's music.

This just makes me think of the kelpolaris thread where he's trying to convince some teacher that "contemporary" music is good.

Sorry Whiney, I hadn't thought through the historical implications of the nummy num 'nuum.

in the anticipation of halloween we will sing misfits songs in this thread however we like #newjersey

would've otherwise put this in the favorite thread titles thread but using hashtags outside twitter is just beyond gross imo

somebody hasn't been paying attention to the pro tips thread #dealwithit

dear Mark G, I hope you saw this thread bumped and felt a sinking feeling

Roach Fetish Porn

;_;

posts very much anticipated

Not even gonna open that one.

If you could hurl one of your plops at any human, which human?

I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

oh come on, that's hilarious

yeah agreed and I'm now curious as to if that actually happened

Ted said that it did indeed actually happen

knew that would get put here as soon as I saw it in SNA

wondering if it was a menthol cough drop. cooling sensation down there?

would be sorta like a next level altoids blowjob trick thing

xp - corey is otm, that thread title is hilarious, totally negating any "ew" factor, as opposed to the plop hurling one i posted before it.

DEM not gonna CON dis WHATEVER UGH

x-post plop hurling?

If you could hurl one of your plops at any human, which human?

^^ have no idea what it refers to, but it just sounds gross

Roach Fetish Porn

;_;

― ENBB, Sunday, November 28, 2010 1:21 PM Bookmark

I was hoping maybe that had something to do with a High Times section, but I didn't want to find out.

it had to do w/ rfp

and lj posting papa roach 8bit youtubes

personal fun

worst from cookie

ah shit i meant to put that in "favorite thread titles"

hmm

"Diana Ross. What's that all about then?"

"The Jizz & Poop 2010 Albums Poll (Metal Edition) Countdown To Extinction Begins.."

half the recent posts in this thread are like that ILM thread where someone got hysterically upset about the album title "he poos clouds," are people really that squeamish about any mention of body functions/poop/sex stuff?

I'm not squeamish, it's just a really unfunny pun.

whats it a pun on

oh u mean jizz & poop... nm...

the phrase 'pazz & jop' is very grating to me so im cool with jizzpoop

Yeah I was always jarred by pazz&jop (and it's inevitable follow up, "conint & plick")

er, COINT & plink

or plick.

FUCK!

I give up on life today.

will miss u.

haw!

I would like to talk about

Nicolas Jaar: I was a Teenage Villalobos

and the general trend of electronic threads haveing the absolute worst thread titles on the board, joining such classics as

commendation for outstanding service to human race: resident advisor

and

Strictly 4 My Underground Homo Deep House Thugs: DJ Sprinkles - Midtown 120 Blues

yeah
shame too cuz the threads are decent

I think overstatement is the trend with the electro threads

hay

commendation for outstanding service to human race: resident advisor

^^ i like this one

agreed on tim's

commendation for outstanding service to human race: resident advisor = understatement going on here, one of the better ilm threads/thread titles

jaar one is amusing, fitting

tim's is near custos

will take all over jizz goons awkward working in of word 'POLL' vague nonsearchable thread titles leading to dull nonsearchworthy threads ie 'have you heard of this?' or anything still using the word hipster or indie or williamsburg etc. will esp take it over thread title referencing an ilxor, thread started to get a specific ilxor's reaction to something in the pop culture/on the internet, etc just email dude if you're that fucking excited to get his/her take on a thing.