the only true abuse on ILX is self-abuse
-- Curt1s Stephens, Monday, June 4, 2007 1:49 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Thursday, 3 April 2008 17:52 (sixteen years ago) link
dude who cares ilx started sucking a long time ago. i hope this is one of the final blows.
too bad these aspie coders don't realize that form follows function and you can't make major arbitrary changes w/o altering how people communicate and interact w/ each other. morans.
-- sanskrit, Monday, April 7, 2008 2:37 AM (Monday, April 7, 2008 2:37 AM) Bookmark Link
― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 7 April 2008 04:04 (sixteen years ago) link
all the regulars are secretly hoping every day is the last so we can go back to whatever our lives were like before we first signed up for this hell ride. but it never comes.
― El Tomboto, Monday, 7 April 2008 04:06 (sixteen years ago) link
http://ajp.psychiatryonline.org/cgi/content/full/165/3/306
― tehresa, Monday, 7 April 2008 04:11 (sixteen years ago) link
But Ally, J-Lo has the best ass on the planet. I thought that was official. Actually, I did hear recently that her skirt had blown up or something and her unclothed ass is actually really disgusting, all veiny and covered in cellulite.
-- Nick, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (6 years ago) Link
― Ol Bertie Dastard, Monday, 7 April 2008 04:33 (sixteen years ago) link
from women friend this weekend: if you want some snatch, you're gonna have to shave that patch
― jaxon, Monday, 7 April 2008 04:41 (sixteen years ago) link
please say soul patch
― s1ocki, Monday, 7 April 2008 04:53 (sixteen years ago) link
yes
― jaxon, Monday, 7 April 2008 04:59 (sixteen years ago) link
it's true. guys should not have them
― s1ocki, Monday, 7 April 2008 05:23 (sixteen years ago) link
Girls either.
― Raw Patrick, Monday, 7 April 2008 08:33 (sixteen years ago) link
tried to grow/groom soul patch but it came out off-center/asymmetrical HALP NEED ADV1CE!!!
― max, Monday, 7 April 2008 16:04 (sixteen years ago) link
esteban buttez should make another horrible comeback. Really mediocre, banal but persistent trolling is in its own way the most powerful troll of all
-- tremendoid, Sunday, March 30, 2008 5:56 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 16:30 (sixteen years ago) link
"and by that standard, there's plenty on here" obvious zing
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 16:31 (sixteen years ago) link
soul patch is destroyer of possibilities, i mean you know i'm not supersuperficial but was talking with this guy on sat night and was interesting but presence of soul patch caused doubts
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link
not even beer helps soul patch doubts
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 16:45 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm not into much of the population regardless of soul patches tho
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 16:47 (sixteen years ago) link
truth bomb note to self
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 16:50 (sixteen years ago) link
soul patch should be renamed douche badge.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link
http://us.ent1.yimg.com/images.launch.yahoo.com/000/026/851/26851419.jpg
"Why you brake heart, rrobyn?"
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 17:04 (sixteen years ago) link
you can get a fucking taco anywhere, people. they're fucking tacos. taco snobbery = go invest in some monster cables while you're at it
-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, April 9, 2008 9:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― sleep, Thursday, 10 April 2008 14:54 (sixteen years ago) link
ts: douche badges vs tramp stamps
― dell, Thursday, 10 April 2008 16:28 (sixteen years ago) link
when a guy has a soul patch i generally just assume he gets really excited about cunnilingus, like, much more so than most straight men
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 10 April 2008 16:38 (sixteen years ago) link
a soul patch that extends into a fuzzy strip down the chin is the sign of an obsessive muff-chomping champion
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 10 April 2008 16:40 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flavor+saver
― banriquit, Thursday, 10 April 2008 17:24 (sixteen years ago) link
hey i just found this thread!
― sunny successor, Thursday, 10 April 2008 18:15 (sixteen years ago) link
and i bought a $130 HDMI monster cable from fucking best buy two days ago
― sunny successor, Thursday, 10 April 2008 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link
was it oxygen free?
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 10 April 2008 18:20 (sixteen years ago) link
lol u got the $8 breadsticks with your salad
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 10 April 2008 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link
fucker doesnt even work. not my $$$ though so, eh
― sunny successor, Friday, 11 April 2008 05:03 (sixteen years ago) link
It's nice to hear some really truly awful shit once in a while too.
-- Mister Craig, Friday, April 11, 2008 4:16 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link
posting to ILX = yelling out of a car window
-- David R., Friday, April 11, 2008 8:10 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Dan I., Friday, 11 April 2008 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Justice sucks and anyone who disagrees is a douchebag.
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 12 April 2008 22:20 (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 12 April 2008 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link
dom-tombot-jon being antidouchebag is like those rabbi's showing up at ahmadinejad's holocaust conference
― balls, Saturday, 12 April 2008 22:38 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.rotovibe.com/images/spencerx.jpg http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/thebigblog/library/ahmadinejad.jpg.jpg
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 12 April 2008 22:50 (sixteen years ago) link
I Think I'm Such Hot Shit
― banriquit, Saturday, 12 April 2008 22:53 (sixteen years ago) link
also stop stop stop the whole 'artist performing in the middle of the crowd' trend, all it means is that you can't see the artist so it's like listening to the album at home except you can't sit down and it's too hot-- braveclub, Thursday, August 9, 2007 3:24 PM (8 months ago)
-- braveclub, Thursday, August 9, 2007 3:24 PM (8 months ago)
― get bent, Sunday, 13 April 2008 05:54 (sixteen years ago) link
stunning return to form from ilx has-been here:
Worst Doctor Who Fan Type: Fat Pedo with Neckbeard and Scarf vs Annoying Gay Northerner vs Bloke Still Living with Mum and Thunderbirds DVD Collection vs Dreadfully Ugly Uni Student Girl
-- King Boy Pato, Monday, April 14, 2008 1:22 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― banriquit, Monday, 14 April 2008 12:54 (sixteen years ago) link
tbf "the point of hair is not to style it into shitty white boy dreadlocks" was a hell of an Indian Summer
― That mong guy that's shit, Monday, 14 April 2008 13:26 (sixteen years ago) link
^^ truth
― banriquit, Monday, 14 April 2008 13:28 (sixteen years ago) link
damn where is my nb thread with ed in orange jumpsuit background img
― sanskrit, Monday, 14 April 2008 14:08 (sixteen years ago) link
some of these truth bombs dangerously close to challenging opinions
― latebloomer, Monday, 14 April 2008 14:19 (sixteen years ago) link
i am unsure if that's a 'can't believe it's not butthurt' post.
― banriquit, Monday, 14 April 2008 14:26 (sixteen years ago) link
that almost sounds like an intrepid hero staring into the vast seas of mystery post.
― estela, Monday, 14 April 2008 14:32 (sixteen years ago) link
one for the zing thread ^
― banriquit, Monday, 14 April 2008 14:34 (sixteen years ago) link
what is a zing?
― latebloomer, Monday, 14 April 2008 14:44 (sixteen years ago) link
dangerously close to getting posted in custos holmes
― banriquit, Monday, 14 April 2008 14:49 (sixteen years ago) link
shit is getting heated, henry
― estela, Monday, 14 April 2008 14:54 (sixteen years ago) link
oof, estela with the ACTUAL name
― banriquit, Monday, 14 April 2008 15:04 (sixteen years ago) link
i came for the zings but i stayed for the iterative loop of meta
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 April 2008 15:23 (sixteen years ago) link
Is there a thread where I can get caught up on this whole Luna thing?
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 14 April 2008 17:37 (sixteen years ago) link