truth bombs

hahahaha

i would call that a fear too. if every other ilxor was hot it would do shit for my self esteem.

wdyll also reassures me against the existential hope that every other ilx poster is actually hot

-- omar little, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 1:17 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

theres a luna zing in here

month after month of unidentifiable usernames. that's the real truth here.

-- Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 6:15 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

the only true abuse on ILX is self-abuse

-- Curt1s Stephens, Monday, June 4, 2007 1:49 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

dude who cares ilx started sucking a long time ago.
i hope this is one of the final blows.

too bad these aspie coders don't realize that form follows function
and you can't make major arbitrary changes w/o altering how people communicate and interact w/ each other.
morans.

-- sanskrit, Monday, April 7, 2008 2:37 AM (Monday, April 7, 2008 2:37 AM) Bookmark Link

all the regulars are secretly hoping every day is the last so we can go back to whatever our lives were like before we first signed up for this hell ride. but it never comes.

http://ajp.psychiatryonline.org/cgi/content/full/165/3/306

But Ally, J-Lo has the best ass on the planet. I thought that was official. Actually, I did hear recently that her skirt had blown up or something and her unclothed ass is actually really disgusting, all veiny and covered in cellulite.

-- Nick, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (6 years ago) Link

from women friend this weekend: if you want some snatch, you're gonna have to shave that patch

please say soul patch

yes

it's true. guys should not have them

Girls either.

tried to grow/groom soul patch but it came out off-center/asymmetrical HALP NEED ADV1CE!!!

esteban buttez should make another horrible comeback. Really mediocre, banal but persistent trolling is in its own way the most powerful troll of all

-- tremendoid, Sunday, March 30, 2008 5:56 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

"and by that standard, there's plenty on here" obvious zing

soul patch is destroyer of possibilities, i mean you know i'm not supersuperficial but was talking with this guy on sat night and was interesting but presence of soul patch caused doubts

not even beer helps soul patch doubts

i'm not into much of the population regardless of soul patches tho

truth bomb note to self

soul patch should be renamed douche badge.

http://us.ent1.yimg.com/images.launch.yahoo.com/000/026/851/26851419.jpg

"Why you brake heart, rrobyn?"

you can get a fucking taco anywhere, people.
they're fucking tacos.
taco snobbery = go invest in some monster cables while you're at it

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, April 9, 2008 9:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

soul patch should be renamed douche badge.

ts: douche badges vs tramp stamps

when a guy has a soul patch i generally just assume he gets really excited about cunnilingus, like, much more so than most straight men

a soul patch that extends into a fuzzy strip down the chin is the sign of an obsessive muff-chomping champion

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flavor+saver

hey i just found this thread!

and i bought a $130 HDMI monster cable from fucking best buy two days ago

was it oxygen free?

and i bought a $130 HDMI monster cable from fucking best buy two days ago

lol u got the $8 breadsticks with your salad

fucker doesnt even work. not my $$$ though so, eh

It's nice to hear some really truly awful shit once in a while too.

-- Mister Craig, Friday, April 11, 2008 4:16 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

posting to ILX = yelling out of a car window

-- David R., Friday, April 11, 2008 8:10 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Justice sucks and anyone who disagrees is a douchebag.

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 12 April 2008 22:20 (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

dom-tombot-jon being antidouchebag is like those rabbi's showing up at ahmadinejad's holocaust conference

http://www.rotovibe.com/images/spencerx.jpg http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/thebigblog/library/ahmadinejad.jpg.jpg

I Think I'm Such Hot Shit

also stop stop stop the whole 'artist performing in the middle of the crowd' trend, all it means is that you can't see the artist so it's like listening to the album at home except you can't sit down and it's too hot

-- braveclub, Thursday, August 9, 2007 3:24 PM (8 months ago)

stunning return to form from ilx has-been here:

Worst Doctor Who Fan Type: Fat Pedo with Neckbeard and Scarf vs Annoying Gay Northerner vs Bloke Still Living with Mum and Thunderbirds DVD Collection vs Dreadfully Ugly Uni Student Girl

-- King Boy Pato, Monday, April 14, 2008 1:22 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

tbf "the point of hair is not to style it into shitty white boy dreadlocks" was a hell of an Indian Summer

^^ truth

damn where is my nb thread with ed in orange jumpsuit background img

some of these truth bombs dangerously close to challenging opinions

i am unsure if that's a 'can't believe it's not butthurt' post.

that almost sounds like an intrepid hero staring into the vast seas of mystery post.

one for the zing thread ^

what is a zing?

dangerously close to getting posted in custos holmes