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the Dave Marsh horse sushi idea

?????

sounds like some strongo newvo cuisine

dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

TJ IS no good for vegan options

-- chaki (chaki.tim...)

HERE'S AN OPTION:

quit being such a fag

-- JW (jo...)

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

horse sushi [basashi - meat sliced from the neck of horse and served raw]:

In Kobe:
http://static.flickr.com/27/46974643_ee7b25dcec.jpg

In Vancouver:
http://static.flickr.com/71/192710326_acd4ce0c78.jpg

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

u wacky japanophile

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

hey they eat that in italy too

HUNTA-V (vahid), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_meat

Horse meat has about 40% less calories than even the leanest beef, while supplying 50% more protein and up to 30% more iron. No instances of mad cow in horse.

Canada and Mexico, our wacky neighbors to the north and south, eat lots of horse...

...as do Argentina, Austria, Belgium, Chile, China, France, Germany, Iceland, Kakakhstan (no shit!), Mongolia, The Netherlands, Romania, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden and Switzerland.

The consumption of horse is taboo in primarily English speaking countries.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

Kakakhstan

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

Kahkastain oh Kahkastain

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

bbbut what does it have to do with Louie Louie

dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

That Frank-Theorry one kills me every time.

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah we eat tons of horse up here

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

the best part is that the good meat is, as shasta says, on the neck, so you can ride-and-bite

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

...at Le Cheval. Someday I will return.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

trife: http://xxlmag.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/camron1.jpg
strongo: is that the guy from throbbing gristle?
trife: no thats cam'ron.

boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

why do those pictures exist

DUMBOCLAAT (eman), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

ahaha, horse, ride-and-bite
i have eaten it - horseburgers! - but not raw

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

one of my school's students was shot and killed last night.

-- polyphonic (polyphoni...) (webmail), Today 5:05 PM. (polyphonic) (later) (link)

The weird part was that he moved from San Francisco to Oakland to avoid getting mugged. TO OAKLAND.

-- polyphonic (polyphoni...) (webmail), Today 5:16 PM. (polyphonic) (later) (link)

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know anything else about this incident beyond what's been said here - but i k1now enough to say with absolute assurance, this tragedy was caused by loopholes in gun laws.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), September 28th, 2006.

you're still posting here only due to a loophole in banning

-- am0n (vvv...), September 28th, 2006.

H2-H4 (H2-H4), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

60. Doesn't have a cutesy name for her genitalia.
61. DEFINITELY doesn't feel the need to come up with a cutesy name for my genitalia.
-- John Justen

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aw, c'mon
-- boo berry


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MR. PEMBERTON
-- boo berry

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mr perpetua
-- sleep

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Chubby, pink, and having bad taste? No thanks.
-- John Justen

boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

good thread
-- and what (an...), September 28th, 2006 3:41 PM

geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

48. willing to get vasectomy (or has already had one) because birth control is just as much a man's responsibility

-- service comedy (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), Today 5:05 PM. (JBR) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

re 48: too bad kenan is already taken, lol

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), Today 5:09 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

he has a boyfriend

service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:03 (nineteen years ago)

also why did you choose the phrase '30 packs'? i'm curious to what wheels turned when that 'fell out of your ass', also what wheels turned when you decided on the phrase 'falling out of your ass', also why you felt the need to deploy sexual imagery 3 times in your 'zinger' - "i need to know!" i'm also curious as to what drives you and morbius to continue posting here - i can't imagine it's 'i like the conversation' and god knows it's not 'i like the folx there and they like me' cuz i'd guess neither of you could find five threads either of you posted on more than four times that didn't eventually feature the majority of the posters on said thread calling you douchebags, i could be wrong i don't know. who do you like here? who likes you? name names - "i need to know!" i'm curious in what drives a man to post on a messageboard filled with people he doesn't like that like him even less. i don't think it's trolling but i can't figure out exactly what it is. not trying to 'zing' you here (i'd've accused you of shooting zesty ones out of your cock or buying 27 packs of stroh's or something - hit em up oops style), sincerely interested (perhaps, yes, if only to answer why do I continue posting here?). i'd ask others why they bother to engage morbius or oops but i've been there so i sorta understand the impulse.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), November 12th, 2005 2:59 AM. (papa la bas) (link)

Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

with all the bickering, i used to think morbs had the hots for ally.
then jaymc clued me in.

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 1 October 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

who needs to see them when you can hear them from three blocks away?

-- kephm (dogtheprophe...)


uh, puerto rican girls or kate masonicboom wearing corduroy pants?

-- chakra khan chakra khan (mikeoptin...)

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

it was all those coke dealers at the barn dances what brought it on

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), October 2nd, 2006 1:30 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (later)

Too soon.

-- Thermo Thinwall (tupac.chopr...), October 2nd, 2006 1:32 PM. (Thermo Thinwall) (later)

It's always too soon for unfunny remarks.

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), October 2nd, 2006 1:34 PM. (bundgee)

am0n (am0n), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

I left the movie having laughed a lot, but not having sighed with whimsical recognition as much as I think the main character would have wanted me to. I left with the feeling that I wouldn't want to spend five minutes around this insanely self-involved dude. What a perfectly intolerable "creative" type.

But the movie never tries to deny that Stephan is insufferable. He's bloody creepy, and the love interest Stephanie tells him so (after he breaks into her apartment!), along with a lot of other good advice, like that he needs to develop a thicker skin. The movie indulges in the childishness of its subject, but it does not ever condone it.

I once knew people like Stephan. I don't anymore. I wonder if they're still out there making insane asses of themselves and completely failing to connect to other people.

-- always crashing in other people's cars (fluxion2...), September 27th, 2006 1:07 AM. (kenan)

http://www.hbc.fi/sture/hallitus/Hallitus-Tuomas.jpg

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), September 27th, 2006 1:19 AM. (papa la bas)

am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

If I was in your house I would take my mini behringer mixer and as many playback sources as I could find and play fennesz through the two stereo channels, then put that Orioles Road To The Pennant record on channels 1&2 and run them through pitch delay/chorus on the sends

-- TOMBOT (tombo...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 10:45 AM. (TOMBOT) (later) (link)

tom that is the worst pickup line i've ever seen

-- mango selassie (teenagequie...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 10:48 AM. (teenagequiet) (later) (link)

Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

[09:15] fogindex: do you mind if i blog?
[09:15] orion0014: sort of.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

[10:13] fogindex: what are you wearing
[10:14] hstencil23: mets carlos beltran t-shirt.
[10:14] fogindex: take it off
[10:14] hstencil23: no.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

someone on Facebook tried to bro rape me last weekend!
-- like murderinging (mi...), October 3rd, 2006 2:43 PM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)


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it's not all about you, y'know
-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...), October 3rd, 2006 2:53 PM. (lfam) (later) (link)


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they sure taught you good values in the boy scouts
-- like murderinging (mi...), October 3rd, 2006 3:10 PM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

what's going on here?

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

if fucking search would work, i could post the thread i started about losing my friend to christ
-- jaxon (gnarls.in.charg...), Today 3:11 PM. (jaxon)

it may be against work policy, but you should try using google.

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...) (webmail), Today 6:13 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:55 (nineteen years ago)

52-54 "fuck me in the ass then ignore me" bothers me for some reason.

-- milo z (wooderso...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 9:56 PM. (mlp) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 02:56 (nineteen years ago)

WTF? context?

HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:13 (nineteen years ago)

go read boyfriend wishlist. too stoned to c/p

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.fullpassport.com/Trip2004/images4/zoomonkey.jpg

blood bitch (blood bitch), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

sorry i was on a roll

blood bitch (blood bitch), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

History Of Detroit
Compiled By - Laurent Garnier
1-01 Stooges - No Fun (5:18)
1-02 Aretha Franklin - Rock Steady (3:15)
1-03 Temptations - Plastic Man (5:59)
1-04 Funkadelic - Bettino’s Bounce (3:40)
1-05 Carl Craig - No More Words (6:52)
1-06 Jeff Mills - Utopia (4:19)
1-07 BFC - Galaxy (6:41)
1-08 Arpanet - NTT DoCoMo (4:38)
1-09 D.I.E - Get Up (4:53)
1-10 Dabrye - Game Over (3:41)

Influences & Developments
Compiled By - Carl Craig
2-01 Visage - Frequency 7 (5:05)
2-02 Kano - It's A War (6:53)
2-03 Yello - No More Words (3:58)
2-04 Alexander Robotnick - Dance Boy Dance (5:09)
2-05 Art Of Noise - Beat Box (Diversion 1) (8:32)
2-06 Nitzer Ebb - Join In The Chant (5:28)
2-07 Capricorn (3) - I Need Love (Instrumental) (6:14)
2-08 Black Dog - Virtual (9:58)
2-09 Balil - Nort Route (5:16)
2-10 Choice - Acid Eiffel (13:29)

-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...), September 26th, 2006 4:47 AM. (vahid)

UH

-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...), September 26th, 2006 4:47 AM. (vahid)

THIS SUCKS

-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...), September 26th, 2006 4:48 AM. (vahid)

am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

2376. heartbroken. i think. i don't know what's going on.

-- like murderinging (mi...), October 5th, 2006 12:14 PM. (modestmickey) (later)

that sucks dude. :(

maybe leave the house for a while. go for a walk or something.

-- ^@^ (^@^), October 5th, 2006 12:15 PM. (map) (later)

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 5 October 2006 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

rofffflees i was so gonna post that.


sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Thursday, 5 October 2006 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

better than the normal house arrest jokes. A+++++ will chuckle slightly again.

like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, 5 October 2006 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

We're laughing at you not with you

Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 5 October 2006 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

Goddamnit beaten to the punch.

John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 5 October 2006 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

that sounded way more callous than I meant it to! seriously though dude what do you get out of ILX?

Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 5 October 2006 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

i like to find out about new music here. every single post i make, no matter how little it may actually relate to it, some asshole trying to be gear or jess or whoever has to respond with a house arrest/copyright infringement/belly button ring joke. i figure it's better to just embrace it. i mean, what, as if every time some unfunny asshole posts "ysi?" i go cry into my pillow? i could give two shits. fuck you all. it's amusing.

like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

Lots of good music on the Noise Board "zing" thread, yep.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

belly button ring joke?

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

zing!
xpost

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

username works well as the next sentence too

nxd, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 18:06 (four years ago)

the username of the person who posted it here fits as well

imago, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 18:07 (four years ago)

ten months pass...

I've always thought The Godfather II was better than The Godfather.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, December 16, 2022 7:55 AM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

whoa

― Wiggum Dorma (wins), Friday, December 16, 2022 8:02 AM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

na (NA), Friday, 16 December 2022 14:06 (three years ago)

lol

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 16 December 2022 16:39 (three years ago)

x2

Fizzles, Friday, 16 December 2022 20:04 (three years ago)

two weeks pass...

Why did Corey Glover always sing like he was trying to imitate Stevie Ray Vaughan or John Popper or some other white-bluesman with a Sergio Leone-derived fashion sense?
― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Friday, August 19, 2005 10:27 AM bookmarkflaglink

Because you weren't there to offer him your vocal coaching techniques. O WHAT A TRAGEDY
― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, August 19, 2005 10:28 AM bookmarkflaglink

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 31 December 2022 17:13 (three years ago)

#waybackmachine

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 31 December 2022 17:33 (three years ago)

one month passes...

So basically it must be possible to separate things better

― Nabozo, Wednesday, February 22, 2023 12:36 PM (ten hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Nah, bozo.

― better than whoever you are (gyac), Wednesday, February 22, 2023 12:47 PM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 22 February 2023 22:48 (three years ago)

lol

waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 February 2023 22:54 (three years ago)

I'm pretty sure we are all good people trying their best here, it would be easier if we all started with that assumption. There are ways of correcting unlikeable behaviour that doesn't require 'policing' per se.

― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 23:55 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I definitely don’t think you’re a good person, fwiw

― Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Thursday, 23 February 2023 00:03 (ten hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 23 February 2023 10:28 (three years ago)

he married an interior decorator

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, March 3, 2023 11:28 PM (eighteen seconds ago)

mookieproof, Saturday, 4 March 2023 04:30 (three years ago)

perhaps truth bombs would have been better but idc

mookieproof, Saturday, 4 March 2023 04:33 (three years ago)

Replace "he" with "you" and that's a good A. C. song title

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Saturday, 4 March 2023 05:41 (three years ago)

xps more of a hardman than a zing

flopson, Saturday, 4 March 2023 10:10 (three years ago)

a hardman…don’t see that much anymore…

k3vin k., Saturday, 4 March 2023 11:22 (three years ago)

Well we’re all getting older

piedro àlamodevar (wins), Saturday, 4 March 2023 11:30 (three years ago)

A little older
A little more confused

Wile E. Galore (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 5 March 2023 00:58 (three years ago)

for reals? it isn't like Viagra is getting outlawed ...

sarahell, Sunday, 5 March 2023 02:57 (three years ago)

one year passes...

the music itself is both gross and wretched, there's nothing to it except a trite suggestion of downbeat elegance set to absurdly lazy songwriting. it is absolutely empty and the frontman is truly odious, just the sleaziest oiliest fuck in music history, he might be worse than kiedis

― imago, Wednesday, April 10, 2024 12:49 PM bookmarkflaglink

this is what gets the normies going though apparently. we live in dance monkey world

― imago, Wednesday, April 10, 2024 12:50 PM bookmarkflaglink

not sure the stuff you like is any better than this, tbqh

― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Wednesday, April 10, 2024 12:52 PM bookmarkflaglink

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 18:08 (two years ago)

lmao

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 20:35 (two years ago)

love when imago slams 'normies' or 'the [ilx] hivemind'

mookieproof, Thursday, 11 April 2024 00:25 (two years ago)

two weeks pass...

a very brittle, vain man with less resilience under pressure than an amateur submarine full of billionaires

― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Monday, April 29, 2024 1:36 AM (fifteen hours ago)

bae (sic), Monday, 29 April 2024 07:26 (two years ago)

More and more, I feel like a medieval peasant. The rulers are gonna do what they're gonna do, and the people in charge of telling us about that are mostly cheering them on (in a "can't argue with success!" sort of way), so fuck "the news." I'd rather spend my money on music, books and movies, and if I'm "uninformed," so be it. I don't feel like I'm missing much.

― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Saturday, 10 February 2024 bookmarkflaglink

Most people in the medieval era couldn't read or write. Which is what I get from your posts

sarahell, Saturday, 4 May 2024 18:52 (two years ago)

did you just debut your own zing on the zing thread

mookieproof, Sunday, 5 May 2024 02:09 (two years ago)

That was an xyzzz post… did that not c&p? I have a zing problem

sarahell, Sunday, 5 May 2024 02:18 (two years ago)

oic

mookieproof, Sunday, 5 May 2024 03:03 (two years ago)

one year passes...

we def have a Boring in Oregon!

― sleeve, Wednesday, November 5, 2025 6:00 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

don't be so hard on yourself sleeve

― rob, Wednesday, November 5, 2025 6:58 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

all in good fun ofc

she freaks, she speaks (map), Wednesday, 5 November 2025 20:04 (seven months ago)

lol <3

sleeve, Wednesday, 5 November 2025 20:04 (seven months ago)

very much so <3

rob, Wednesday, 5 November 2025 20:23 (seven months ago)

hmm but is an "all in good fun" zing truly a zing?

na (NA), Wednesday, 5 November 2025 20:29 (seven months ago)

without cruelty there is no festival

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 5 November 2025 20:48 (seven months ago)

itt serious sacrifices to the zing god only

she freaks, she speaks (map), Wednesday, 5 November 2025 20:56 (seven months ago)

look, these are the zings in our new era of islamo-gauchisme

rob, Wednesday, 5 November 2025 21:01 (seven months ago)

Mamdani's thugs came into my house and forced me to admit that was a real zing

sleeve, Wednesday, 5 November 2025 21:02 (seven months ago)

the zing that was heard around the world

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 5 November 2025 21:11 (seven months ago)

a zing can be a zing without deadly intent, its zinging for the love of the zing

lag∞n, Wednesday, 5 November 2025 23:58 (seven months ago)


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