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People post pictures of stuffed animals on escort sites?

Curious. I wonder why you say that.

― mitzi gaynor (dymaxia), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

the first girl i kissed was a redhead named candice
-- [that bastard] jaxon (jaso...), May 17th, 2005 9:58 AM. (jaxon) (later)

Haha, your M0M??!?!?!

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

redheads named candice are slutzzz

― sugarpants: baby's face on football! (sugarpants), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

but in a good way!

― sugarpants: baby's face on football! (sugarpants), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

my mom's name is Candace and she's a blonde!!

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://l822.myspace.com/00113/22/85/113435822_s.jpg

Comment:

"if a boy ever caught me such a delicious bass, surely i would "slip him my digitz""

― You're jumping to conclusions my friend!!!! (ex machina), Monday, 23 May 2005 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.myspace.com/billycorgan
!!!!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 27 May 2005 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Man, Moby's music gets worse and worse

― Cool Hand Luuke (ex machina), Friday, 27 May 2005 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I had to listen to "play" at lunch today. grrrr.

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Friday, 27 May 2005 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img91.echo.cx/img91/1415/myspacetruth11kj.jpg

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, that's not good.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

www.myspace.com/robotgoeshere

he opened for some other show i went to and we were all like ROBOT GO HOME.
i swear, he gives robots a bad name.
that shit was broke, yo.

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Saucony®, footwear of choice for corny indie fuxxors

― Amon (eman), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

The INVENTOR of Miami Bass...

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://l200.myspace.com/00119/00/25/119535200_l.jpg

NICE EYEBROW RING

― jw (orion), Friday, 3 June 2005 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

that's not tehresa.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 June 2005 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

azn!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 3 June 2005 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

http://wizardishungry.com/hash/2005/4/24/84918aabb75746e3654fce08ef9fe575.jpg

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 3 June 2005 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

roffle

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 3 June 2005 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

caitlin, not to get all racial but that girl looks straight-up latina!

― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 4 June 2005 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

haha i think you might be right :(

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 4 June 2005 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

NOT A JAPANOPHILE

― Ian John50n (orion), Saturday, 4 June 2005 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought she was azn too, caitlin...

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 4 June 2005 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

From: Preston

Date: Jun 7, 2005 10:58 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: hey
Body: hey dude I made a dope free tool for picking up on chicks on myspace basically, point your browser to PickupX.com and copy/paste a witty pickup line and send a different one to each chick on myspace that lives near you and you will get really good responses. it will also work to hit PickupX.com for a witty pickup line when ever a chick asks you something stupid shit like “do I know you” usually they just need you to break the ice and grabbing a witty pickup line from PickupX.com will facilitate that. anyhow dude let me know what you think and how it works for you. I would like this to be pretty well so please show PickupX to any friends whom you wish to be more success w/ the picking up chicks. also let me know if you have any ideas for PickupX.com that you would also find useful

also, let me know if you have any substantial success using PickupX with meeting chicks on myspace I love to talk about this shit w/ other guys because I love women and dating and think its fun to learn strategy from each other

sincerely,

-Preston

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

ROFFLE

― latebloomer: Pain Don't Hurt (latebloomer), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

From: Nicolette Marie
Date: Jun 17, 2005 8:21 PM
Subject: RE: LOSING MY EDGE 12"
Body: you're retarded.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Songs are our Universe
Date: Jun 16, 2005 3:35 AM

2002 THANKS!

From: Nicolette Marie
Date: Jun 17, 2005 8:41 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: RE: LOSING MY EDGE 12"
Body: wow, I'm so impressed that you were listening to lcd soundsystem before I was. I'm totally such a poser for referencing that three years after it came out. I wish I could be an elitist like you.

suck it, Jon.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Songs are our Universe
Date: Jun 16, 2005 3:35 AM

2002 THANKS!

― DAEREST V1CE MAGAZINE!!!!! (ex machina), Saturday, 18 June 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

Wednesday, June 22, 2005 7:46:00 PM

Subject:
hey there

Message:
hey Joel
I liked your profile, and wanted to talk some more, exchange some pics, or even meet up if you want. contact me at kylie6987@h******.com
hope to talk with you soon
love kylie

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 23 June 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

I deleted my profile.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 23 June 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

i noticed that, ¿por que?

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Thursday, 23 June 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

now i only have two friends :(

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Thursday, 23 June 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

it had run its route. it was fun.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

you're a kept man

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

I deleted mine over a month ago.

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

I only had it for three weeks!

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

i was sad when adam left. he gave me such a nice comment!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 23 June 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

i deleted mine once

in a fit of pique

i didnt like myspace

i like it fine now

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 23 June 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

Adam, come back! Post der Maulwurf comments again!!!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

I...can't.

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

Best myspace pic:
http://myspace-825.vo.llnwd.net/00133/52/86/133996825_l.jpg

― SMELLY MY... (Thor), Sunday, 26 June 2005 01:57 (twenty years ago)

For some reason a shit ton of barely legal body-shot-posting "hot" girls have been adding me today. What the fuck is going on here? And who am I to say no?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

http://mike.cocoonbranding.com/junk/spyware.jpg

I just got another round of friendster come ons!

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/16/03/17063061/10512897762961l.jpg
From:
Rachel
Date: Mon Jun 27 18:09:00 2005
Subject: the subject is me and you!
Message: hey,

your photo stood out to me, so i decided to take a look at your profile and well, i liked what I saw.. ;p

they call me Rachel Murphy! i'm 25 yrs old, from Fowler, Ohio. I love travelling, and do so whenever i get the chance to work oversees, especially all over europe!

anyways i'd go on and on, but I'd like to get a response from you first. i'd love to get to know you!

i don't know if you're able to reply to this message, so just in case you can't you can always reach me at coolsciencegeek (@) fastnetmail (.) com. I check it a lot more often than my inbox here anyway. maybe we could chat sometime.. you have a great pic but you know what they say, looks captures the eyes, but personality captures the heart.. lol

anyways, hope to hear from you soon.

Rachel Murphy

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 22:07 (twenty years ago)

PLUS THE USUAL GIRLS FROM INDONESIA (CAUSE I LISTED GAMELAN?) AND THE PHILIPINES

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

coolsciencegeek!!!

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

aww she seems nice

― latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

I think it is Caitlin Hell wearing a fatty costume.

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

http://starmen.net/contests/aoe/35/RaSeb2.gif

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

ew she kind of does look like a faetty version of me, i'm ugly!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

except for your beautiful breasts!

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

thx jon

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 30 June 2005 01:20 (twenty years ago)

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