truth bombs

she was nuts.

looooools at onion link

if i was abbotts bf i would be like 'yo baby get off the computer and lets make out'

-- chaki, Monday, November 19, 2007 9:45 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

i stand by that statement.

I figured Mr. Que was posting it as a truth bomb

shoulda posted it in posts very much in character

girls who like rap are kinda overrated

-- and what, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:56 (29 minutes ago) Link

you get a good one & its the best shit ever but most of em are boho headwrap chicks or white girls who smoke too much

-- and what, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:57 (28 minutes ago)

oh, you're British? I'll forgive your completely warped perspective on the popularity of an American band, then.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, March 26, 2008 12:23 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

ahaha

which thread?

g'n'r

http://www.polygraphsales.com/Stoelting2pen.jpg

http://www.pimall.com/nais/pivintage/images/markpse.jpg

What Is PSE
PSE stands for Psychological Stress Evaluation. It was developed by the US Military in the 1960's an an alternative to the polygraph. It became highly popular since there was no need for direct connection to the subject's body. It became a sort of "remote lie detector" since one could record conversation on a high quality recorder and then later analyzed on a PSE. The technique is based on the recognition of an involuntary voice tremor that can not be heard with the naked ear which is present when on attempts deception or lieing or is under emotional stress. Today, this same type of technology is in digital form and can be obtained in software program costing a small fraction of what these analog machines cost.

i had shareware for my phone that did this

http://www.techtickerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/shockingliar.jpg

http://www.sciencetoymaker.org/lieDetec/images/finishLieDet.JPG

http://www.spysupplystore.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/De-Fib%20Lie%20detector%20Lg.jpg

http://www.siouxcityjournal.com/blogs/bruceblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/95765_D0225.jpg

what is the point of having this thread every month.

you guys always look the same.

-- The Brainwasher, Thursday, March 13, 2008 10:55 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

^That one made me lol when I read it in context.

yeah i hate that screamingly self-aware blogger thing. he should leave that schtick to whiney weingarten

-- deej, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 3:57 PM (4 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Just because there were gay men in the audience doesn't mean it was any good.

-- Display Name, Tuesday, November 20, 2007 2:08 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

the WDYLL zing is pretty right on. i dont think im going to post pics on them anymore. its just annoying.

WDYLL is necessary to reassure us against the existential fear that every other ILX poster is actually a bot.

plus, if regular ilxors stop posting photos, it'll just be the anonymous lurker dudes. month after month of unidentifiable faces and usernames. that's the real truth here.

wdyll also reassures me against the existential hope that every other ilx poster is actually hot

hahahaha

i would call that a fear too. if every other ilxor was hot it would do shit for my self esteem.

wdyll also reassures me against the existential hope that every other ilx poster is actually hot

-- omar little, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 1:17 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

theres a luna zing in here

month after month of unidentifiable usernames. that's the real truth here.

-- Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 6:15 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

the only true abuse on ILX is self-abuse

-- Curt1s Stephens, Monday, June 4, 2007 1:49 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

dude who cares ilx started sucking a long time ago.
i hope this is one of the final blows.

too bad these aspie coders don't realize that form follows function
and you can't make major arbitrary changes w/o altering how people communicate and interact w/ each other.
morans.

-- sanskrit, Monday, April 7, 2008 2:37 AM (Monday, April 7, 2008 2:37 AM) Bookmark Link

all the regulars are secretly hoping every day is the last so we can go back to whatever our lives were like before we first signed up for this hell ride. but it never comes.

http://ajp.psychiatryonline.org/cgi/content/full/165/3/306

But Ally, J-Lo has the best ass on the planet. I thought that was official. Actually, I did hear recently that her skirt had blown up or something and her unclothed ass is actually really disgusting, all veiny and covered in cellulite.

-- Nick, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (6 years ago) Link

from women friend this weekend: if you want some snatch, you're gonna have to shave that patch

please say soul patch

yes

it's true. guys should not have them

Girls either.

tried to grow/groom soul patch but it came out off-center/asymmetrical HALP NEED ADV1CE!!!

esteban buttez should make another horrible comeback. Really mediocre, banal but persistent trolling is in its own way the most powerful troll of all

-- tremendoid, Sunday, March 30, 2008 5:56 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

"and by that standard, there's plenty on here" obvious zing

soul patch is destroyer of possibilities, i mean you know i'm not supersuperficial but was talking with this guy on sat night and was interesting but presence of soul patch caused doubts

not even beer helps soul patch doubts

i'm not into much of the population regardless of soul patches tho

truth bomb note to self

soul patch should be renamed douche badge.

http://us.ent1.yimg.com/images.launch.yahoo.com/000/026/851/26851419.jpg

"Why you brake heart, rrobyn?"

you can get a fucking taco anywhere, people.
they're fucking tacos.
taco snobbery = go invest in some monster cables while you're at it

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, April 9, 2008 9:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link