my zing lies slain behind the arras
Sid Waddell quote?
― numetrical changeover (onimo), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 14:48 (sixteen years ago)
the art of zinging is a lot like this these days unfortunately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OWCtFTeyP4
― omar little, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 17:36 (sixteen years ago)
babies zinging babies
― babbies forming babbies (s1ocki), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 18:16 (sixteen years ago)
zing on zing violence
― cutty, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 18:20 (sixteen years ago)
and people question why i don't post pictures of myself on ilx
― Althus (sarahel), Thursday, October 8, 2009 12:29 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
do they
― lorax & order (electricsound), Thursday, October 8, 2009 12:32 PM (3 hours ago)
― ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Thursday, 8 October 2009 05:22 (sixteen years ago)
(sigh) yeah, well.
― lol if you love funny display names (sarahel), Thursday, 8 October 2009 10:49 (sixteen years ago)
haha
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 8 October 2009 16:51 (sixteen years ago)
WOW, that went well. She said she felt really comfortable with me and "it's like we've already been on twenty dates".
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Sunday, October 25, 2009 5:39 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
She's bored and ready to dump you already?
― RAPTOBER (sic), Sunday, October 25, 2009 4:51 PM (37 minutes ago)
― harbl, Sunday, 25 October 2009 21:30 (sixteen years ago)
hahaha
― everybody loves am0n (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 25 October 2009 21:32 (sixteen years ago)
Oh my.
― ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Monday, 26 October 2009 05:18 (sixteen years ago)
I Be Like... Damn
― idi admin (The Reverend), Monday, 26 October 2009 07:10 (sixteen years ago)
brutal.
― the not-fun one (Ioannis), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 08:27 (sixteen years ago)
greatest show ever imho
― Mordy, Wednesday, November 4, 2009 1:44 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
greatest show ever except you voted something else #1
― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, November 4, 2009 1:45 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― some dude, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 18:52 (sixteen years ago)
did you see IBs morbs?
― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:29 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
lots of point-missing going on today, guyz?
― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:31 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
did you see it?
― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:31 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
if you can't tell the diff btwn I-won't-call-him-QT and A Serious Man (OR No Country)...
i don't think anyone is having trouble with that. pointing to the coens as an example of mature sober filmmakers is kind of ridic tho
― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:32 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
did u actually see inglourious basterds morbius?
of course not; I don't spend unemployment payments on films I won't like.
― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:33 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
so shut up about it already
― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:33 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark
― the goondock saints (some dude), Thursday, 5 November 2009 18:08 (sixteen years ago)
slocks' last post there soooooo cathartic to read
― like moses, the townfolk like the red sea (stevie), Thursday, 5 November 2009 18:15 (sixteen years ago)
beautiful
― jabba hands, Friday, 6 November 2009 00:42 (sixteen years ago)
"ilxor" wrong? shocking!
― autogoon crew for coldplay (The Reverend)
:'(
B-b-b-but lex agrees with me!
― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Wednesday, May 20, 2009 5:02 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
... are you guys gonna tell him or shall i?
― r|t|c, Wednesday, May 20, 2009 5:25 AM Bookmark
― swagless price (The Reverend), Friday, 6 November 2009 13:31 (sixteen years ago)
looooooooooooooooool
― Nanobots: HOOSTEEND (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 6 November 2009 13:38 (sixteen years ago)
^__________^
― soiceybot (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 November 2009 15:02 (sixteen years ago)
lol where is that from
― k3vin k., Friday, 6 November 2009 16:11 (sixteen years ago)
dream thread
― swagless price (The Reverend), Saturday, 7 November 2009 08:21 (sixteen years ago)
i have the internet which is how i saw this video.― k3vin k., Monday, November 9, 2009 10:26 PM
kudos to youI use the Internet for actual porn― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE)
BURN― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que)
use more lubricant― sarahel
― because she looks awesome, like in the face (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 November 2009 23:50 (sixteen years ago)
a++
― Nanobots: HOOSTEEND (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 9 November 2009 23:56 (sixteen years ago)
i wanna say "lol, only ilx" where a successful zing is bragging about how much you jerk it but i'd be selling the rest of the internet short
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 10 November 2009 00:55 (sixteen years ago)
r|t|c killin it l8ly
― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 01:08 (sixteen years ago)
totally disagree - watched it Saturday and thought it was terrible. Larry David couldn't sell that dialogue, which wasn't any good to begin with for the most part, and everything seemed so half-assed and predictable and tired...
I think after a decade of bad films (Match Point excepted) its time Allen and I parted ways. he's definitively past it now.
― the butt is like a wailin' guitar solo (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, November 23, 2009 11:41 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
how do u think he'll react?
― 311 is a joek (s1ocki), Monday, November 23, 2009 11:43 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― horseshoe, Monday, 23 November 2009 16:45 (sixteen years ago)
what about when there's a woman who is exceptionally gorgeous and two guys are noticing that they're both noticing her hotness and they give one another a knowing look/smile? is that egregious/threatening, Laurel?
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 00:56 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
it's kind of gay?
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 00:56 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
otm
― jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 00:57 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
:)
― harbl, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 00:57 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
is there going to be a whole thing itt of cooking up champagne commercial scenarios to see if laurel is so hysterical that she would denounce them
― A B C, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 00:58 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 01:02 (sixteen years ago)
not for nothing cutty but the difference between reg dvds and blurays on a 23" screen is.. well there prob will be no diff really.
but then again, maybe you have a library of stuff on blu you wanna watch in bed!
― donde está mia farrow, fa la la la la, la la la la (s1ocki), Saturday, December 12, 2009 1:08 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
watching blu movies in bed, eating protein gels
― THE SAIYANS ARE A PROUD WARRIOR RACE (Lamp), Saturday, December 12, 2009 3:46 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
energy gels are carbs not protein
― robster craws (cutty), Saturday, December 12, 2009 2:05 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i think that was euphemism
― leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Saturday, December 12, 2009 2:21 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― donde está mia farrow, fa la la la la, la la la la (s1ocki), Saturday, 12 December 2009 19:23 (sixteen years ago)
cuss you guyz some more, btw
― Feingold/Kaptur 2012 (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 13 December 2009 16:37 (sixteen years ago)
ie, shut up about me already
Dr Morps
― I'm losing my Vitamin C (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 13 December 2009 20:00 (sixteen years ago)
there is the theory of the Morbius: a twist in the fabric of ilx where lols become a loop
where lols become a loopwhere lols become a loopwhere lols become a loopwhere lols become a loopwhere lols become a loopwhere lols become a loopwhere lols become a loopwhere lols become a loop
― krampus activities (latebloomer), Sunday, 13 December 2009 22:00 (sixteen years ago)
― unicorn strapped with a unabomb (deej), Monday, 14 December 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)
Anomalies do happen. I had a girlfriend in high school that seemed to have no clitoris whatsoever. Neither of us could find it. We broke out medical books, which were handy since her father was a doctor. We solidly identified the place where the clitoris ought to be, by all rights, but we were both denied its discovery. It was the Quivira of clits. It was the Clitoris of the Sierra Madre.
― kenan, Monday, December 14, 2009 10:48 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
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― max, Monday, December 14, 2009 10:50 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― the unbearable lightness of sbing (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 14 December 2009 19:13 (sixteen years ago)
lmfao
― krampus activities (latebloomer), Monday, 14 December 2009 19:17 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.wolfhazmat.de/images/hazmat_taining2.jpg
― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Monday, 14 December 2009 19:18 (sixteen years ago)
that was a dude, kenan
― robster craws (cutty), Monday, 14 December 2009 19:35 (sixteen years ago)
omg @ clitoris of the sierra madre.
― ian, Monday, 14 December 2009 19:46 (sixteen years ago)
http://media.bigoo.ws/content/gif/music/music_139.gif
― donde está mia farrow, fa la la la la, la la la la (s1ocki), Monday, 14 December 2009 19:49 (sixteen years ago)
"take him, dude"
― shartin jort (am0n), Monday, 14 December 2009 19:52 (sixteen years ago)
but they actually do find the gold in Treasure of the Sierra Madre!!!
― sarahel, Monday, 14 December 2009 19:52 (sixteen years ago)
no clit tho
― shartin jort (am0n), Monday, 14 December 2009 19:53 (sixteen years ago)
Where To Start With B. Traven?
― Tlön, Uqbar, Morbius Tertius (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 14 December 2009 19:54 (sixteen years ago)
xp - yeah but the metaphor is wrong! Tempted to post this to "Rong" because it is bothering me, I mean there are plenty of other movies/stories where people go in search of a fabled thing and don't find it.
― sarahel, Monday, 14 December 2009 19:55 (sixteen years ago)
maybe kenan's post was a prelude to a long story about how they eventually did find it, we can only "hope"
― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Monday, 14 December 2009 19:58 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0Amt30_QVQ
― Tlön, Uqbar, Morbius Tertius (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 14 December 2009 19:58 (sixteen years ago)
xp rarely with clit-based plotlines tho
― that is a whole discussion within itself that is worth debating (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 December 2009 19:58 (sixteen years ago)
it would be like if they found the clitoris but she did not trust him to do right by it and approach it with the best intentions, and then there were bandits, and then one of them gets killed.
― sarahel, Monday, 14 December 2009 20:00 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.lib.udel.edu/ud/spec/exhibits/beckett/waiting.jpg
― plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 14 December 2009 20:00 (sixteen years ago)
dudes the obv parallel here is with MALTESE FALCON
― donde está mia farrow, fa la la la la, la la la la (s1ocki), Monday, 14 December 2009 20:02 (sixteen years ago)