MARMITE RULZ AND VEGEMITE SUX SHIT

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EVERY ITR PERSON MUST VOTE EVEN IF THEY HAVEN'T EATEN BOTH OR NONE OR WHATEVER. IF YOU NEED HELP VOTING JUST PICK MARMITE

Poll Results

OptionVotes
MARMITE 11
VEGEMITE10


Rubyredd, Monday, 31 March 2008 00:24 (twelve years ago) link

vege

wilter, Monday, 31 March 2008 00:25 (twelve years ago) link

marmite is vile

electricsound, Monday, 31 March 2008 00:27 (twelve years ago) link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=y6GCmpxo1JM i hav not seen this ad before.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-878Nc4gzPA

wilter, Monday, 31 March 2008 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

i <3 u ruby but you are dead wrong on the yeast extracts front.

estela, Monday, 31 March 2008 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

;_;

Rubyredd, Monday, 31 March 2008 01:14 (twelve years ago) link

i don't understand this vegemite love

marmite+vogels toast+tons of butter+ dipped in milky milo= HAPPINESS

Rubyredd, Monday, 31 March 2008 01:15 (twelve years ago) link

maybe if you cry directly into your vegemite it will taste better.

estela, Monday, 31 March 2008 01:15 (twelve years ago) link

ALTHO YOU BLASPHEMERS PROBABLY LIKE STUPID GAY BOURNVITA MORE THAN MILO

Rubyredd, Monday, 31 March 2008 01:15 (twelve years ago) link

my mum used to tell me that i should shut up and eat vegemite, since they 'taste the same'.... but she HATED marmite. fucking crazy woman.

Rubyredd, Monday, 31 March 2008 01:16 (twelve years ago) link

ok so now i know why i really love marmite.

Rubyredd, Monday, 31 March 2008 01:17 (twelve years ago) link

milo is obviously amazing.

wilter, Monday, 31 March 2008 01:17 (twelve years ago) link

i used to think akta vite was ok but it's actually gross

electricsound, Monday, 31 March 2008 01:17 (twelve years ago) link

Vegemite and butter on like shitty toasted turkish bread = tha best.

wilter, Monday, 31 March 2008 01:17 (twelve years ago) link

waht is akta vite?

ok wilter we still friends since you like milo <3 <3 <3

Rubyredd, Monday, 31 March 2008 01:18 (twelve years ago) link

i mean maybe if you cry directly into your marmite it will taste better, vegemite couldn't taste any better than it does already.

estela, Monday, 31 March 2008 01:18 (twelve years ago) link

and milo is good so you have to <3<3<3 me too.

estela, Monday, 31 March 2008 01:19 (twelve years ago) link

ok antipodean friendship is still intact <3 <3 <3 estela

Rubyredd, Monday, 31 March 2008 01:21 (twelve years ago) link

my new fave thing: milo and vita 'original creamy' soy milk A++++++

Rubyredd, Monday, 31 March 2008 01:21 (twelve years ago) link

i know!! i found this out when i was trying to explain to jordan what is milo

Rubyredd, Monday, 31 March 2008 01:24 (twelve years ago) link

Also there is Canadian milo it sounds awful tho:

Nestle has now introduced a Canadian version of Milo. It is made in Canada. It dissolves rapidly like Quik, probably due to market expectations, but still retains the Malt flavour. It is also sweeter than other varieties.

wilter, Monday, 31 March 2008 01:25 (twelve years ago) link

quik is for children ffs.

wilter, Monday, 31 March 2008 01:26 (twelve years ago) link

akta vite is bad milo competitor that is full of folate apparently

electricsound, Monday, 31 March 2008 01:30 (twelve years ago) link

milo's great

no vote for NEVER HAD MARMITE NEVER HAD VEGEMITE ?? consider this a vote for milo then

jergïns, Monday, 31 March 2008 02:37 (twelve years ago) link

if you've never had either then just vote MARMITE OKAY

Rubyredd, Monday, 31 March 2008 02:51 (twelve years ago) link

I refuse to pretend to have a preference for what kind of processed manure you people on the wrong side of the planet rub all over yourselves before sexual intercourse

El Tomboto, Monday, 31 March 2008 02:52 (twelve years ago) link

stop giving us ideas

electricsound, Monday, 31 March 2008 02:54 (twelve years ago) link

it makes great lube

Rubyredd, Monday, 31 March 2008 03:21 (twelve years ago) link

don't knock it till you've tried it, tombot

Rubyredd, Monday, 31 March 2008 03:22 (twelve years ago) link

gross.

wilter, Monday, 31 March 2008 03:22 (twelve years ago) link

marmite maybe.

wilter, Monday, 31 March 2008 03:23 (twelve years ago) link

OMG sex ed when i was 14: teacher told us a story about a teenage couple using vicks' vaporub as lube..... YAOOOOOOOW

Rubyredd, Monday, 31 March 2008 03:24 (twelve years ago) link

I wonder if that was on the curriculum: "warn the students of the discomforts of rubbing vaporub on their genitals".

wilter, Monday, 31 March 2008 03:35 (twelve years ago) link

which side are you from tombot, the inside?

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 31 March 2008 03:42 (twelve years ago) link

My bassist once told the story of his masturbation experiences with ICY/HOT to the recording engineer when we were doing some songs and it definitely was a WTFTMI moment.

libcrypt, Monday, 31 March 2008 05:29 (twelve years ago) link

too much incandescence

estela, Monday, 31 March 2008 05:59 (twelve years ago) link

too much icyhot

max, Monday, 31 March 2008 06:08 (twelve years ago) link

too much injudicious grointment

estela, Monday, 31 March 2008 06:15 (twelve years ago) link

i would just like to point out that grointment has been otm throughout this thread

jergïns, Monday, 31 March 2008 06:17 (twelve years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

grointment.

wilter, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 23:06 (twelve years ago) link

out of loyalty to the board, affection for both the australian and the new zealander members, and because i lack personal experience with both vegemite and marmite, i voted twice, one time for each.

lxy, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 23:18 (twelve years ago) link

my aunt told a girl at her school that marmite was good for your skin and the next day the girl complained it had got all over her pillowcase. she was an olden days drongo.

estela, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 23:24 (twelve years ago) link

lol that's ridiculous.

vegemite on toast with a fried egg is good hungover food fyi.

wilter, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 23:27 (twelve years ago) link

i am going to host a "which is better vegemite or marmite" tasting party (provided i can figure out where to buy them) when remy's here. won't that be fun?

lxy, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 23:33 (twelve years ago) link

to be brutally honest, i think it will be a bad times party.

wilter, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

vegemite is hangover miracle food.

lxy, i will send you some if you want, one of each.

estela, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

i think we will have enough to drink that it will be a good times party in the end, but thank you for the warning, wilter.

thanks, estela, i'll let you know. first i will look around to see if i can find some here. say, did you ever try the bugles?

lxy, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 23:37 (twelve years ago) link

lol no, when i went to order them they were waiting for a shipment to arrive, then they moved premises and kept sending out funny frazzled email bulletins about how everything would be on track soon so i just left it, but i'll try again.

estela, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 23:48 (twelve years ago) link

because i'm incredibly slow on the uptake i have only just realised that the marmite involved in all these tests wasn't even real marmite!!! it's some weird NZ version? no wonder you guys didn't enjoy it!! perhaps you should run the test again with proper marmite??? just a suggestion.

jabba hands, Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:00 (ten years ago) link

omg

DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:01 (ten years ago) link

jabba hands u tripper

DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:01 (ten years ago) link

Its ok estela, mr Roboto doesnt like vegemite either, I mean what kind of italoaussie is he anyway tch.

ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:01 (ten years ago) link

Wait, I misread you as saying you thought vegemite was revolting. Scratch my last remark from the record!

ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:02 (ten years ago) link

New Zealand Marmite is described as having a "weaker" or "less rancid" flavour than the British version.

DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:03 (ten years ago) link

Which suggests that New Zealand Marmite *is* rancid, just less so than the Pommie version.

"i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:04 (ten years ago) link

Please note: Vegemite has been rancid-free since 1923.

"i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:04 (ten years ago) link

flagrant wiki vandalism there

jabba hands, Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:05 (ten years ago) link

wiki = anagram of kiwi

coincidence?

jabba hands, Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:05 (ten years ago) link

Vegemite has celery and beer in it. Whats not to love?

ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:05 (ten years ago) link

gah i hate celery and beer

DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:06 (ten years ago) link

we're straying from the key point here ppl: lxy and i got rid of the marmite and vegemite. im their home countries. this is cause for celebration!

jergins, Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:08 (ten years ago) link

dr pepper tastes like lipstick= A+++
rootbeer = yum but i didn't rwalize till about a year ago

lxy, Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:11 (ten years ago) link

<3 u both even more than vegemite.

estela, Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:12 (ten years ago) link

what if they were smeared with vegemite

get up and use(rna)me (electricsound), Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:12 (ten years ago) link

there will be no taste test2 btw

jergins, Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:12 (ten years ago) link

you can love a thing without having to lick it.

estela, Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:15 (ten years ago) link

i'm gonna send lxy and jergs a jar of DICK SMITH'S AUSSIEMITE

"i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:16 (ten years ago) link

birch beer is better than root beer!

pato did you ever have cheerwine? try it u will like it!

tehresa, Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:16 (ten years ago) link

you can love a thing without having to lick it.

that's naive

"i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:16 (ten years ago) link

no cheerwine for me, sadly :-(

"i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:17 (ten years ago) link

no cheer, lotsa whine

jergins, Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:19 (ten years ago) link

hahaha aussiemite

every spoonful contains essence of dick

get up and use(rna)me (electricsound), Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:19 (ten years ago) link

Someone should send all a jar of iSNACK 2 or whatever the fuck the crap is being called now.

ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:19 (ten years ago) link

gluten free!

tehresa, Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:25 (ten years ago) link

free to ruin yr glutes

"i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:37 (ten years ago) link

i'm gonna send lxy and jergs a jar of DICK SMITH'S AUSSIEMITE

I thought this was going somewhere else.

RETARTED (HI DERE), Thursday, 15 October 2009 13:31 (ten years ago) link

four months pass...

the marmite plate spontaneously cracked itself down the middle. what does it mean?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2713/4387368551_e1b2596531_m.jpg

lxy, Thursday, 25 February 2010 19:23 (ten years ago) link

it means that marmite is awful and ppl who prefer it to vegemite are crazy

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 19:25 (ten years ago) link

that is 100% true.

look at the grimace on that poor plate:(

estela, Thursday, 25 February 2010 23:51 (ten years ago) link

you ppl are crazy

just1n3, Friday, 26 February 2010 03:21 (ten years ago) link

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/IMG_0164.jpg

jergins, Friday, 26 February 2010 04:17 (ten years ago) link

why does one recalcitrant dud always stick to the bottom of the box?

― estela, Thursday, 3 April 2008 00:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

i always like that stubborn one the best, it is a classic dud.

― estela, Thursday, 3 April 2008 00:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

jergins, Friday, 26 February 2010 04:27 (ten years ago) link

fyi i am now addicted to milk duds. normally i eat movie candy before the trailers have even started, but duds usually get me through to the opening credits.

just1n3, Friday, 26 February 2010 04:35 (ten years ago) link

i'm glad but not surprised you love them, they are very you.

estela, Friday, 26 February 2010 11:22 (ten years ago) link

i ate some marmite recently, i was in wellington and i thought with <3 of you, justin3, and decided i would give it a fair go in the spirit of that deep and abiding <3, but sadly it tasted like puke.

estela, Friday, 26 February 2010 11:44 (ten years ago) link

it was actually worse than i remembered.

estela, Friday, 26 February 2010 11:45 (ten years ago) link

impossible as that seems.

estela, Friday, 26 February 2010 11:46 (ten years ago) link

you snapped the plate with the power of your mind, didn't you?

lxy, Friday, 26 February 2010 15:38 (ten years ago) link

well i commend you for at least trying, my dearest estela.

ok so FOR REAL i am bringing back nz lollies in may and FOR REAL i am actually sending them out to lxy and jergins and tza this time.

just1n3, Friday, 26 February 2010 15:44 (ten years ago) link

yayayay!! jaffas for me plzzz!!! <<<<3333 (when are you going, lucky?!)

lxy, Friday, 26 February 2010 15:49 (ten years ago) link

we haven't booked yet, but probably the first two weeks of may??

also i see an actual in-person visit to seattle in our near future... maybe we will hand-deliver the jaffas!!!!

just1n3, Friday, 26 February 2010 15:55 (ten years ago) link

oh that would be terrific!! xoxo!

lxy, Friday, 26 February 2010 16:07 (ten years ago) link

two years pass...

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-wine/6602814/Marmite-flies-off-shelves-while-traders-cash-in

to think i had thought all those terrible earthquakes had had no redemptive aspects.

estela, Monday, 19 March 2012 23:44 (eight years ago) link

I REFUSE TO TAKE THE BAIT

just1n3, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 03:03 (eight years ago) link

three years pass...

favorite thread

lxy, Monday, 14 March 2016 01:42 (four years ago) link

I have discovered that avocado and vegemite work well together.

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 02:17 (four years ago) link


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