thread for tombot to update every time he gets a bit of a drink on and suddenly realizes the entire human race would be better off dead

sriracha in bloody marys is the best

see now this is the smartest thing i've read on the internet all day

there are not enough spicy drinks in the world.

i can't believe you haven't tried that yet, jergins! it is heavenly.

hi there plz to send recipes for mixed drinks involving vodka. I am cutting down on calories which means cutting down on beer. ;_;

p.s. I hate orange juice.

cranberry and pineapple
gingerbeer
guava juice
apricot juice
apple and blackcurrant

vodka on the rocks

GREYHOUND/SALTY DOG RULES ALL

^^^ Same drink or two different ones?

ginger beer mad otm

any fruit juice save apple & oj

ginger beer and if possible a lime wedge go great with vodka, rum, whiskey, basically everything.

also just infusing the shit out of some vodka with ginger...mm.

i am right now living my dream of living in a jamaican neighborhood so that there is ginger beer in all of the delis and supermarkets. it is the best.

on my 21st bday i had 4,000 moscow mules

http://www.powells.com/cgi-bin/imageDB.cgi?isbn=0802137768

salty dog = greyhound w/rock salt around the rim

hoos that is a lot!

they came for the misanthropy but stayed for the mixology.

It's a good combination.

speaking of, how is the la la la la la lala absolut vodka?

I like it! Will investigate further on some night when I don't have to get up freaking early. (Maybe next weekend...?)

HOOS i dont believe you

He acts like you never drove steen.

i need more people

hahahaha oh no

i think i might start drinking now to ease the pain of expensive auto repairs.

-- bell_labs, Sunday, 30 March 2008 08:43 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

I put my (new) car into a wall on friday, consequently got v v drunk on Friday night.

Off to the panel beaterz I go ;__;

busy busy bee

hoo hah

haha

one two

check

oh man if I ever get an iphone I'm going to have to retire as a hardman, just for the sake of peace and liberty

I canna wait to get idiotically Bloody Mary'd w/ tombot next monf

ugh guys, no

tomato juice = Satan's menses

quiet you

"Nor the juice of the tomato for, lo, such is the menses of lucifer himself"
Revelation of St John 3:23

if you google "Satan's menses", it redirects you to the V8 website

http://soccerdad.baltiblogs.com/archives/could_have_had_V8.jpg

I COULD HAVE HAD SATANS MENSES

I think dude on the right already did.

hahahahahaha oh fuck this will be less funny tomorrow morning when i want to die

theory confirmed

John, I don't like to tell you this, but morning ended about 7 hours ago.

hey don't tell us what breakfast means

breakfast is a feeling.

breakfast and morning are two different things, guys

NUH-UH

Dude, I had "breakfast" at about 1 pm today. Morning was OVER. I'm happy to have missed most of it.

breakfast at 3 pm!

where breakfast = granola bar

Intersting. you can hear my drunk rambling about some bullshit at the start of this mp3 of my friends' band the other night. I keep saying PhD?? Or something. I have no idea what I was talking about.