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El Tomboto, Saturday, 29 March 2008 12:36 (ten years ago) Permalink

can others join in

electricsound, Saturday, 29 March 2008 12:37 (ten years ago) Permalink

this is some sad, sad shit

-- El Tomboto, Saturday, March 29, 2008 12:38 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

banriquit, Saturday, 29 March 2008 12:42 (ten years ago) Permalink

yeah this is basically the ITR I'm drunk/hungover you're drunk/hungover shoulder punch ayo thread

El Tomboto, Saturday, 29 March 2008 13:00 (ten years ago) Permalink

me and this other asshole threw fists on like every other jukebox song for like 4 hours last night. now I'm up and back at work for the saturday shift (7 straight working days whee)

El Tomboto, Saturday, 29 March 2008 13:02 (ten years ago) Permalink

You getting paid good for it? Or is the answer to that just going to make you even more pissed off.

Tradespeople in the trade I'm learning who are working on the Olympic Village or the new airport extension near London are getting 1000 ukp per week, plus a further 1000 ukp if they work a 7-day week. Like $4000 a week. I wish I was there, not here right now.

Pashmina, Saturday, 29 March 2008 13:09 (ten years ago) Permalink

wau. i want in.

banriquit, Saturday, 29 March 2008 13:12 (ten years ago) Permalink

Plumbers, I believe, are earning much more than this. I'd have trained as a plumber, but I really don't fancy coming into contact with shit. I already knew the basics of electrotechnical theory/practice etc. Argh, sorry Tom, I'm hijacking, I'll stop.

Pashmina, Saturday, 29 March 2008 13:24 (ten years ago) Permalink

ugh

John Justen, Saturday, 29 March 2008 13:56 (ten years ago) Permalink

why is it that every friday, knowing i have to work the next morning, i decide that eating is just going to get in the way of my drinking time?

John Justen, Saturday, 29 March 2008 13:59 (ten years ago) Permalink

unless you count bloody marys as food. which i kind of do.

John Justen, Saturday, 29 March 2008 13:59 (ten years ago) Permalink

okay I have identified yr problem:

YOU ARE DRINKING A BRUNCH DRINK FOR 55-YEAR-OLD WOMEN ON FRIDAY NIGHTS, PS HOW'S THE MENOPAUSE GOING?

HI DERE, Saturday, 29 March 2008 14:00 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://photo.net/bboard-uploads/00H8Yc-30913484.jpg

John Justen, 3:30 AM Saturday morning

HI DERE, Saturday, 29 March 2008 14:01 (ten years ago) Permalink

I did not need to have this image in my head.

Sara R-C, Saturday, 29 March 2008 14:04 (ten years ago) Permalink

DUDE

John Justen, Saturday, 29 March 2008 14:05 (ten years ago) Permalink

what kind of strange tortured soul doesn't understand the booze potential that bloody marys hold?

John Justen, Saturday, 29 March 2008 14:06 (ten years ago) Permalink

The perfectly content soul with a refined palette that fucking hates tomato juice with a fiery passion, that's what kind! Give me jalepeno tequila any day over that shit (in the spicy drink stakes).

HI DERE, Saturday, 29 March 2008 14:08 (ten years ago) Permalink

"Here's some lovely vodka and pepper, I think I'll ruin it by putting in tomato juice and horseradish so that you end up with a drink that looks like an awful tampon accident and tastes like hot ass! A WINNER IS ME"

HI DERE, Saturday, 29 March 2008 14:09 (ten years ago) Permalink

I had no idea Dan hated tomato juice so much.

I like bloody marys. It is one of the few drinks that I know I do like!

DAN I HOPE YOU HAVE NOT RUINED THIS FOR ME

Sara R-C, Saturday, 29 March 2008 14:19 (ten years ago) Permalink

I had better go sleep on this.

Sara R-C, Saturday, 29 March 2008 14:21 (ten years ago) Permalink

omg I was going to the Absolut site to see if they even still make Absolut Peppar (my favorite vodka tonic variant is Peppar + tonic) and I am now transfixed by the outrageously awesome Absolut Ruby Red site

It's a Rathergood.com-style choose your own adventure movie that you can download once you're done!

HI DERE, Saturday, 29 March 2008 14:22 (ten years ago) Permalink

anybody who doesn't like bloody marys but loves dubai can pretty please fuck right off my thread. thanks

El Tomboto, Saturday, 29 March 2008 14:40 (ten years ago) Permalink

i am earning my regular hourly rate for today's efforts, no double time. that reminds me, my timecard's due.

i just dealt with a classic how-many-overpaid-assholes-does-it-take-to-say-"can't help you"-on-a-sunny-saturday-morning-in-washington-dc situation which has brightened my outlook immensely because the answer was something close to two digits.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 29 March 2008 14:43 (ten years ago) Permalink

i am hoping to turn burnt tiresome's washington dc revive into a top moment in my hardman career today. it's important to have goals.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 29 March 2008 15:52 (ten years ago) Permalink

u go girl

banriquit, Saturday, 29 March 2008 15:54 (ten years ago) Permalink

u n burt r gonna be bestest bros i can tell

jhøshea, Saturday, 29 March 2008 15:56 (ten years ago) Permalink

oh wait sorry i just saw that abt dubi and bloody marys - im so outta here

jhøshea, Saturday, 29 March 2008 15:57 (ten years ago) Permalink

haw

El Tomboto, Saturday, 29 March 2008 15:58 (ten years ago) Permalink

the other great thing about bloody marys is that if you are stuck in a bar with shitty beer prices and no hard liquor U_U you can have them sub sake in their "bloody beer" recipe which = good taste and tons more alcohol content for the same price

John Justen, Saturday, 29 March 2008 16:11 (ten years ago) Permalink

tricks of the cheap bastard intinerant drunkard trade

John Justen, Saturday, 29 March 2008 16:11 (ten years ago) Permalink

cougar drink

banriquit, Saturday, 29 March 2008 16:12 (ten years ago) Permalink

also, dan, i am of the (v8 rather than tomato juice) - horseradish + clamato + a1 steak sauce + hot hot sauce bloody mary contingent

xpost

John Justen, Saturday, 29 March 2008 16:15 (ten years ago) Permalink

I am afraid of clamato.

Sara R-C, Saturday, 29 March 2008 16:23 (ten years ago) Permalink

oh man i have the next-day drinky-shakes, and i didn't even get very drinky yesterday

remy bean, Saturday, 29 March 2008 16:24 (ten years ago) Permalink

MAN UP xpost

John Justen, Saturday, 29 March 2008 16:24 (ten years ago) Permalink

i feel guilty because i dont feel all that hungover anymore, so my posting on this thread seems like BIG FAKER

John Justen, Saturday, 29 March 2008 16:25 (ten years ago) Permalink

You're not tombot, so I think you're okay.

xpost WELL MAYBE I WILL THEN

Sara R-C, Saturday, 29 March 2008 16:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

oh man i have the next-day drinky-shakes, and i didn't even get very drinky yesterday

http://www.cleanandsobernotdead.com/If_Found_Call_Sponsor.jpg

El Tomboto, Saturday, 29 March 2008 16:32 (ten years ago) Permalink

i had to compete with both raggett siblings, tom.

remy bean, Saturday, 29 March 2008 16:36 (ten years ago) Permalink

drinking is not a competition, remy. it's a compulsion, a habit. and it can turn deadly.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 29 March 2008 16:40 (ten years ago) Permalink

You only deny it's a competition, Tom, because you were not drinking against my sis and I. As Remy rightfully notes.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 29 March 2008 17:03 (ten years ago) Permalink

wonder how a bloody mary would taste with la la la la la lala absolut ruby red?

lxy, Saturday, 29 March 2008 18:01 (ten years ago) Permalink

what in the hell is your deal right now

jergïns, Saturday, 29 March 2008 18:04 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://www2.absolut.com/rubyred

^^^^^^ V V V V IMPORTANT

-- HI DERE, Saturday, March 29, 2008 7:25 AM (Saturday, March 29, 2008 7:25 AM) Bookmark Link

lxy, Saturday, 29 March 2008 18:12 (ten years ago) Permalink

absolut peppar is good in bloody marys!

bell_labs, Saturday, 29 March 2008 20:15 (ten years ago) Permalink

tombot do you ever watch the serial killer docs on msnbc?

gr8080, Saturday, 29 March 2008 20:15 (ten years ago) Permalink

haha yeah I'm watching the BTK one right now. I only watch TV at work though

El Tomboto, Saturday, 29 March 2008 20:16 (ten years ago) Permalink

I canxed my directv and replaced it by adding another disc to my netflix sub

El Tomboto, Saturday, 29 March 2008 20:17 (ten years ago) Permalink

also:

absolut peppar is good in bloody marys!

-- bell_labs, Saturday, March 29, 2008 3:15 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you are fucking correct lady

El Tomboto, Saturday, 29 March 2008 20:17 (ten years ago) Permalink

haha i'm watching BTK too

gr8080, Saturday, 29 March 2008 20:22 (ten years ago) Permalink

hahahahahaha oh fuck this will be less funny tomorrow morning when i want to die

John Justen, Sunday, 6 April 2008 06:31 (ten years ago) Permalink

theory confirmed

John Justen, Sunday, 6 April 2008 23:48 (ten years ago) Permalink

John, I don't like to tell you this, but morning ended about 7 hours ago.

Sara R-C, Sunday, 6 April 2008 23:52 (ten years ago) Permalink

hey don't tell us what breakfast means

El Tomboto, Sunday, 6 April 2008 23:57 (ten years ago) Permalink

breakfast is a feeling.

tehresa, Sunday, 6 April 2008 23:57 (ten years ago) Permalink

breakfast and morning are two different things, guys

Sara R-C, Sunday, 6 April 2008 23:59 (ten years ago) Permalink

NUH-UH

HI DERE, Monday, 7 April 2008 00:13 (ten years ago) Permalink

Dude, I had "breakfast" at about 1 pm today. Morning was OVER. I'm happy to have missed most of it.

Sara R-C, Monday, 7 April 2008 00:36 (ten years ago) Permalink

breakfast at 3 pm!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 7 April 2008 00:45 (ten years ago) Permalink

where breakfast = granola bar

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 7 April 2008 00:45 (ten years ago) Permalink

Intersting. you can hear my drunk rambling about some bullshit at the start of this mp3 of my friends' band the other night. I keep saying PhD?? Or something. I have no idea what I was talking about.

wilter, Monday, 7 April 2008 06:06 (ten years ago) Permalink

They sounded awesome. Unlike that mp3. also it is 70 meg I jus realised :|

wilter, Monday, 7 April 2008 06:06 (ten years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

oh god
fuck the lot of yall

El Tomboto, Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:00 (ten years ago) Permalink

it's a beautiful morning here, tom!

Just got offed, Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:00 (ten years ago) Permalink

earlier tonight i realized that "bottom" is an anagram of "tombot"

J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:01 (ten years ago) Permalink

just now i realised that "drongos" is very nearly an anagram of "jordan s".

estela, Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:03 (ten years ago) Permalink

too bad my name isnt gordon s.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:04 (ten years ago) Permalink

dear fucking whatever prophet did you even imagine this? no you didn't

the lot! the lot of you! the lot of you abrahamic prophets were a bunch of fucking sad incompetents given far, far, far too much grace by your age

we're all fucking doomed and not a one of you helped

shitwads

I'd slap you silly if I had a time machine
as it is I'll reserve my right to be the 110,024,784th person to point out that you were all full of shit to begin with

oof
a bit drunk here
thanks ITR
word out
g'night

El Tomboto, Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:05 (ten years ago) Permalink

and estela is an anagram of "teasel" which is a plant whose flower-head is used to brush billiards tables

i wonder if estela's hairstyle could be put to similar purposes

Just got offed, Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:05 (ten years ago) Permalink

FUCKERS

El Tomboto, Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:06 (ten years ago) Permalink

also an anagram for "le otm boot"

BLACK BEYONCE, Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:07 (ten years ago) Permalink

for what that is worth. night tom. go team drunk!

BLACK BEYONCE, Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:08 (ten years ago) Permalink

looool @ "le otm boot"

J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:08 (ten years ago) Permalink

as an aside, if there actually was a "team drunk", i would like to think that ITR would be the biggest sponsorship patch on their stylish silver jumpsuit

BLACK BEYONCE, Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:09 (ten years ago) Permalink

that was a very post-modern anagram, because it was presented to us BY A BECK CLONE

Just got offed, Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:10 (ten years ago) Permalink

you have some fancy computer program that does these things for you, dont you

BLACK BEYONCE, Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:10 (ten years ago) Permalink

i mean here i am with my quill pen and bottle of ink and a copy of websters and youre off over there with your magical anagram turing machine.

jerk

BLACK BEYONCE, Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:11 (ten years ago) Permalink

"just got offed" contains the letters g t f o and s t f u

estela, Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:13 (ten years ago) Permalink

hahahahaha

BLACK BEYONCE, Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:13 (ten years ago) Permalink

yeah well the letter left are "joed" and whatchu gonna do with that my slippery sealet

Just got offed, Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:17 (ten years ago) Permalink

rhymes with choad

BLACK BEYONCE, Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:19 (ten years ago) Permalink

just saying

BLACK BEYONCE, Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:19 (ten years ago) Permalink

ACE ONE, BLKBYC

Just got offed, Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:21 (ten years ago) Permalink

j for jagger
d for didn't
o for owned
e for estela

estela, Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:28 (ten years ago) Permalink

i am left speechless

Just got offed, Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:32 (ten years ago) Permalink

speechless by seatle

Just got offed, Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:32 (ten years ago) Permalink

xD

wilter, Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:49 (ten years ago) Permalink

^^grinning pirate emoticon

J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:50 (ten years ago) Permalink

i thot it were mor lmao than pirata

ALso: i am drunk, so this appropriate thread

wilter, Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:57 (ten years ago) Permalink

can we not bring pirates into this, please

Just got offed, Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:59 (ten years ago) Permalink

i am probably going to call jordan s. gordon s. from now on.

estela, Thursday, 10 July 2008 08:11 (ten years ago) Permalink

nine years pass...

I’m tired and emotional and sometimes we should be allowed to use words like our cousins do across the pond.

― El Tomboto, Thursday, May 24, 2018 10:45 PM

mookieproof, Friday, 25 May 2018 02:50 (six months ago) Permalink

Haha yes very good

El Tomboto, Friday, 25 May 2018 20:05 (six months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

I forgot to bump this last night

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 19:16 (five months ago) Permalink

we don't want bumps, we want updates

the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 19:19 (five months ago) Permalink

update

El Tomboto, Saturday, 21 July 2018 01:41 (four months ago) Permalink

look at how many women were posting here 10 years ago just to talk about flavored vodkas and hangovers

El Tomboto, Saturday, 21 July 2018 01:46 (four months ago) Permalink

we've really failed on every front

El Tomboto, Saturday, 21 July 2018 01:46 (four months ago) Permalink

The old ilx had the best women

Some i would even date

Ya i said it

F# A# (∞), Saturday, 21 July 2018 02:03 (four months ago) Permalink

:(

devops mom (silby), Saturday, 21 July 2018 02:04 (four months ago) Permalink


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