A VERY SPECIAL HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HI DERE POLL

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Srsly, should Sara send Dan birthday poop or what?

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OptionVotes
Yes 13
When I think of the regulatory wing of the USPS, I go all shaky in the knees, so no.3
No 2


John Justen, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:26 (ten years ago) Permalink

oh ffs

Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:29 (ten years ago) Permalink

you spelled "yes" wrong

John Justen, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:32 (ten years ago) Permalink

Now I'm silently repeating to myself, "I love Dan and cannot strangle one of his best friends on his birthday."

Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:36 (ten years ago) Permalink

i forget if it's going to be animal poop or human poop. this won't affect my vote (hint: YES SARARC) but i am wondering.

jergïns, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:37 (ten years ago) Permalink

HI DERE HAPPY BIRTHDAY. MY GIFT TO YOU IS A THREE-DAY WEEKEND.

jessie monster, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:38 (ten years ago) Permalink

I will be so busy playing ROCK BAND that I will miss any poop sent my way.

HI DERE, Friday, 18 January 2008 18:05 (ten years ago) Permalink

Good lord, Dan, don't throw the gauntlet down for John like that. It's a good thing he's sick or I'd actually be worried.

Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 18:11 (ten years ago) Permalink

I'm not that kind of sick, sara.

John Justen, Friday, 18 January 2008 18:15 (ten years ago) Permalink

I beg to differ.

Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 18:17 (ten years ago) Permalink

I STAND CORRECTED

The real SARA R-C no really, Friday, 18 January 2008 18:20 (ten years ago) Permalink

John is every kind of sick.

NO REALLY.

Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 18:24 (ten years ago) Permalink

Dan is thity-five in
half an hour, so
this is for him.

Those down days
When you felt so young
And everything seemed

You saw the people
Around You
Getting old

You wake up
The teenage yearn is
Gone for you

It happens to others
It happens all the time
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you

The candles on the cake
Waiting to be blown
Wish I was
An other

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 18 January 2008 19:16 (ten years ago) Permalink

Is that a vote for or against poopmail?

John Justen, Friday, 18 January 2008 19:20 (ten years ago) Permalink

HAPPYBIRTHDAY POOPMAIL FOR EVERYONE

Mr. Que, Friday, 18 January 2008 19:40 (ten years ago) Permalink

It frightens me that FB is starting to make sense to me.

Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 19:55 (ten years ago) Permalink

MR QUE HAS THE SPIRIT

John Justen, Friday, 18 January 2008 20:07 (ten years ago) Permalink

Lyrics from "Happy Birthday", by The Cure.

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 18 January 2008 22:20 (ten years ago) Permalink

So weirdly perfect.

Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 22:37 (ten years ago) Permalink

I already got one call this week from the USPS OIG and I don't feel like dealing with another one.

El Tomboto, Friday, 18 January 2008 22:44 (ten years ago) Permalink

GUYS GUYS EVERYONE GO SEE CLOVERFIELD, EVEN YOU SARA

HI DERE, Friday, 18 January 2008 23:02 (ten years ago) Permalink

happy happiest birthday dan p!!

estela, Friday, 18 January 2008 23:05 (ten years ago) Permalink

What, you think I'm going to come out of my hermit-like existence for a movie? Well, since it's you're birthday, I'll see what I can do.

Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 23:06 (ten years ago) Permalink

happy bday dan! I hope you get shit in the mail!

Lingbert, Saturday, 19 January 2008 00:35 (ten years ago) Permalink

happy birthday mr perry

i really hope you don't get shit in the mail

Rubyredd, Saturday, 19 January 2008 01:03 (ten years ago) Permalink

HI DERE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DERE.

lxy, Saturday, 19 January 2008 03:17 (ten years ago) Permalink

DERE E ERE HI & HB

jergïns, Saturday, 19 January 2008 03:26 (ten years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Thursday, 24 January 2008 00:01 (ten years ago) Permalink

let the ballot stuffing commence

John Justen, Thursday, 24 January 2008 00:48 (ten years ago) Permalink

ILX 2
You have already voted in this poll and cannot vote again.

remy bean, Thursday, 24 January 2008 04:02 (ten years ago) Permalink

HI DERE, WAHT IS IT MADE?

Embarchie, Thursday, 24 January 2008 05:40 (ten years ago) Permalink

not poop

HI DERE, Thursday, 24 January 2008 15:00 (ten years ago) Permalink

thats what you always say

John Justen, Thursday, 24 January 2008 15:15 (ten years ago) Permalink

because he's always right

Sara R-C, Thursday, 24 January 2008 16:38 (ten years ago) Permalink

^^^^^^^^^ this

HI DERE, Thursday, 24 January 2008 16:49 (ten years ago) Permalink

^^^^^^^^^^no

John Justen, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:05 (ten years ago) Permalink

agree to disagree?

Sara R-C, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:12 (ten years ago) Permalink

yeah, that sounds like something i'd do

John Justen, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:13 (ten years ago) Permalink

John must really still be sick, guys.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:28 (ten years ago) Permalink

sarcasm does not work on the internet

John Justen, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:31 (ten years ago) Permalink

a wise man said that once

John Justen, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:34 (ten years ago) Permalink

Does it make you feel better to know that I considered accusing you of being a robot and not the real John Justen?

Sara R-C, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:35 (ten years ago) Permalink

hahahahaha in three posts we have demonstrated why John and I were best friends who sometimes wanted to stab each other with knives in high school

HI DERE, Thursday, 24 January 2008 19:07 (ten years ago) Permalink

hahahahayes this is true

John Justen, Thursday, 24 January 2008 19:13 (ten years ago) Permalink

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

John Justen, Thursday, 24 January 2008 23:41 (ten years ago) Permalink

I thought it was because you were twins.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 24 January 2008 23:45 (ten years ago) Permalink

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!

John Justen, Thursday, 24 January 2008 23:52 (ten years ago) Permalink

Dan will now deny that you're related at all and I will stand aside and be amused.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 24 January 2008 23:53 (ten years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Friday, 25 January 2008 00:01 (ten years ago) Permalink

A shocking result.

But still, no.

Sara R-C, Friday, 25 January 2008 00:07 (ten years ago) Permalink

On the other hand, John's birthday is in a couple of months.

Sara R-C, Friday, 25 January 2008 00:07 (ten years ago) Permalink

I can't believe the news today
Oh, I can't close my eyes and make it go away!

How long?
How long must we sing this song?
How long?
How long?

'Cause tonight...we can be as one
Tonight...

Broken bottles under children's feet
Bodies strewn across the dead-end streets
But I won't heed the battle call
It puts my back up, puts back up against the wall!

Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Sunday, Bloody Sunday (Sunday, Bloody Sunday)
All right lets go!

And the battles just begun
Theres many lost but tell me who has won
The trenches dug within our hearts
And mothers, children, brothers, sisters torn apart!

Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Sunday, Bloody Sunday

How long...how long must we sing this song?
How long?
How long?

'Cause tonight...we can be as one
Tonight
Tonight (Sunday, Bloody Sunday)
Tonight
Tonight (Sunday, Bloody Sunday)
Tonight
Come get some!

Wipe the tears from your eyes
Wipe your tears away
Wipe your tears away
I wipe your tears away (Sunday, Bloody Sunday)
I wipe your blood shot eyes (Sunday, Bloody Sunday)

Sunday, Bloody Sunday (Sunday, Bloody Sunday)
Sunday, Bloody Sunday (Sunday, Bloody Sunday)
Here I come!

And it's true we are immune
When fact is fiction and TV reality
And today the millions cry
We eat and drink while tomorrow they die!

The real battle yet began (Sunday, Bloody Sunday)
To claim the victory Jesus won (Sunday, Bloody Sunday
on...

Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Sunday, Bloody Sunday...

John Justen, Friday, 25 January 2008 01:03 (ten years ago) Permalink

BTW, the victory that jesus won ^^^^^ mailing Dan poop.

John Justen, Friday, 25 January 2008 02:13 (ten years ago) Permalink

or it was on an ebay auction, cant remember

John Justen, Friday, 25 January 2008 02:16 (ten years ago) Permalink

John, I think I would like to read your re-interpretation of the Bible. As would millions of bored elementary aged Sunday school students.

Sara R-C, Friday, 25 January 2008 02:36 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://sptsb.com/TdayGarySausage.jpg

FREE HUGS!, Friday, 25 January 2008 21:55 (ten years ago) Permalink

So, so disturbing.

Sara R-C, Friday, 25 January 2008 22:18 (ten years ago) Permalink

eleven months pass...

BUMP

non-ironic safety helmet wearer (John Justen), Sunday, 18 January 2009 21:33 (nine years ago) Permalink

AHEM: 13 belated birthday gifts on the way, right folks?

non-ironic safety helmet wearer (John Justen), Sunday, 18 January 2009 21:37 (nine years ago) Permalink

oh HELL no

^likes black girls (HI DERE), Sunday, 18 January 2009 21:40 (nine years ago) Permalink

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

tehresa, Sunday, 18 January 2009 23:46 (nine years ago) Permalink

Happy birthday, Dan!

Relax, I have failed to send you anything. (well, an e-card, but that isn't very threatening to open)

Sara R-C, Monday, 19 January 2009 00:15 (nine years ago) Permalink

send him an e-vite to open his e-card

tehresa, Monday, 19 January 2009 00:21 (nine years ago) Permalink

HAPPY BIRTHCDATY

non-ironic safety helmet wearer (John Justen), Monday, 19 January 2009 00:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

hahaha every e-Card I've received has been awesome

^likes black girls (HI DERE), Monday, 19 January 2009 01:45 (nine years ago) Permalink

happy b-day, duder!

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 19 January 2009 01:47 (nine years ago) Permalink

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HI DERE BUT FUCK U DUDE U ATE MY EGGOS

I'm in the building and I'm feeling myself (The Reverend), Monday, 19 January 2009 01:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

IT'S NOT MY FAULT THEY WERE TOO DELICIO.US

^likes black girls (HI DERE), Monday, 19 January 2009 01:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

I made some really fantastic chocolate almond cupcakes in your honor this weekend, too, Dan. If only you would visit, I would give some to you.

Sara R-C, Monday, 19 January 2009 02:48 (nine years ago) Permalink

happy birthday from me<3

estela, Monday, 19 January 2009 03:52 (nine years ago) Permalink

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Monday, 19 January 2009 03:59 (nine years ago) Permalink

^_^ <3 thankig u

^likes black girls (HI DERE), Monday, 19 January 2009 04:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

Hmmmmmm

DANGER: DO NOT EAT SHAMELESS DONG (jjjusten), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 09:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

i mean if this is a bad idea you should just let us know and we will never speak of this again

DANGER: DO NOT EAT SHAMELESS DONG (jjjusten), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 10:00 (eight years ago) Permalink

you have 5 minutes btw

DANGER: DO NOT EAT SHAMELESS DONG (jjjusten), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 10:00 (eight years ago) Permalink

WAIT WAHT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jay Leno's Pony Vivisection Hour (HI DERE), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 14:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

well thats settled then

DANGER: DO NOT EAT SHAMELESS DONG (jjjusten), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 19:00 (eight years ago) Permalink

sara i'd probably use media mail, UPS rates have really gone up in the past year

DANGER: DO NOT EAT SHAMELESS DONG (jjjusten), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 19:01 (eight years ago) Permalink

While I always appreciate John's advice, I'm going to have to leave his project to him this year. I've got a board exam to study for...

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 19:49 (eight years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

bump

blurgh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:26 (six years ago) Permalink

appropriate displayname

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:28 (six years ago) Permalink

bloomp

(govtname)mac (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:28 (six years ago) Permalink

The answer is still no, btw

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 18:50 (six years ago) Permalink

u r obviously bad at math

blurgh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 19:09 (six years ago) Permalink

^^^ acknowledged, but still no

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 19:56 (six years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

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