Come Anticipate With Me The Return Of Louis Jagger

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
after finals (or tripods or whatever the fuck you weirdo cantabs call 'em) 8
within the month 5
by the easter "vac" 5
less than one day 2
one-two days 2
by the end of the week 2
never2
by "fifth week" 0


That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 12:15 (eleven years ago) link

i don't get it

gbx, Sunday, 13 January 2008 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

it rhymes with 'hen fap'

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, 13 January 2008 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

neither do I. I wasn't aware that he'd left.

Stevie D, Sunday, 13 January 2008 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

Pay attention.

jim, Sunday, 13 January 2008 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

Within the month.

jim, Sunday, 13 January 2008 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

I had a dream we went away,
Left this city for a day,
You took me southwards on a plane,
And showed me Spain or somewhere.
But in reality you're,
Not so keen to show me anything,
And I thought you liked me.

Hey show some love,
You ain't so tough,
Come fill my little world,
Right up,
Right up.

Someday you're going to realise.
(I want you to) To fill my little world,
Right up,
Right up,
Right up.

So what you gonna to do with all this stuff,
Pilling up, filling up, taking up. (My little ....)
You misunderstand me,
All I wanted was some evidence,
That you really like me. (You really liked me)

Hey show some love,
You ain't so tough,
Come fill my little world,
Right up,
Right up.

Someday you're going to realise.
(I want you) To fill my little world,
Right up,
Right up,
Right up.

Maybe it's all too much,
How come we're so messed up.
Maybe I'm not enough,
Maybe I'm just too much.

Hey show some love,
You ain't so tough,
Come fill my little world,
Right up...

(Instrumental)

oooh ooo.
Yeeahh.

Hey show some love,
You ain't so tough,
Come fill my little world,
Right up,
Right up.

Someday you're going to realise.
(I want you) To fill my little world,
Right up,
Right up,

Hey show some love,
You ain't so tough,
Come fill my little world,
Right up,
Right up.

Someday you're going to realise
That I'm passing you by, so fill your little world,
Right up,
Right up,
Right up,

Come on and show,
Come on and show,
Come on and show

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 13 January 2008 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

I think he got banned like he'd asked for, so five months.

Rock Hardy, Sunday, 13 January 2008 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.rodin-web.org/works/pix/draper_odysseus_sirens.jpg

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 13 January 2008 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

can someone link to this crucial moment of drama plzzz

gff, Sunday, 13 January 2008 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

i'm in the office on a sunday and i'd like to not get anything done

gff, Sunday, 13 January 2008 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

Mod Req board

Rock Hardy, Sunday, 13 January 2008 19:38 (eleven years ago) link

o i just checked modreq.

http://www.gilcon.net/files/Gilda.jpg

xp

gff, Sunday, 13 January 2008 19:39 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.treehugger.com/files/Emily_Litella-792387-thumb.jpg, amirite?

Rock Hardy, Sunday, 13 January 2008 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.treehugger.com/files/Emily_Litella-792387-thumb.jpg

Rock Hardy, Sunday, 13 January 2008 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

i stand corrected

gff, Sunday, 13 January 2008 19:45 (eleven years ago) link

within the month

J0rdan S., Sunday, 13 January 2008 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

Do you guys really think that if lj sends an email next month saying that he changed his mind he'll just be unbanned? Have some faith in the mods! After finals.

31g, Sunday, 13 January 2008 22:50 (eleven years ago) link

and ye shall know him by his verbose sockpuppet

John Justen, Sunday, 13 January 2008 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

^^^ urgent and key

darraghmac, Monday, 14 January 2008 09:39 (eleven years ago) link

RIP Big Man, heaven needed a creepy little bastard.

King Boy Pato, Monday, 14 January 2008 11:08 (eleven years ago) link

^^^ 4-4-2

King Boy Pato, Monday, 14 January 2008 11:08 (eleven years ago) link

Who's going to write long pointless pieces that exist for the ILX intelligentsia to roll eyes at and the Britpop Zing Crew to zing at? Any nominations?

King Boy Pato, Monday, 14 January 2008 11:10 (eleven years ago) link

It's like smoking. If you get past the third month, yours is the world and everything in it. And what's more, ....

Mark G, Monday, 14 January 2008 11:15 (eleven years ago) link

Jagger will presumably be too busy running the country to return

That mong guy that's shit, Monday, 14 January 2008 11:16 (eleven years ago) link

Jagger will presumably be too busy running the countryserving as a scriptwriter for the third series of The I.T. Crowd to return

Dom Passantino, Monday, 14 January 2008 11:17 (eleven years ago) link

Jagger will presumably be too busy running the countryserving as a scriptwriter for the third series of The I.T. Crowd filling the obligatory endearing buffoon role in BB9 to return

Matt DC, Monday, 14 January 2008 11:38 (eleven years ago) link

Jagger will presumably be too busy running the countryserving as a scriptwriter for the third series of The I.T. Crowd filling the obligatory endearing buffoon role in BB9 snorting coke off of aristocrat tits to return

HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

Jagger on coke sounds like the funniest shit ever.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 14 January 2008 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

Jagger will presumably be too busy running the countryserving as a scriptwriter for the third series of The I.T. Crowd filling the obligatory endearing buffoon role in BB9 snorting coke off of aristocrat tits having coke snorted off his tits to return

-- HI DERE, Monday, January 14, 2008 2:50 PM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 14 January 2008 14:51 (eleven years ago) link

Jagger will fail exams and never again have access to teh internets.

darraghmac, Monday, 14 January 2008 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

I know you're reading this, Louis. Put down the internet and get back to the books.

Rock Hardy, Monday, 14 January 2008 14:59 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.carondelet.pvt.k12.ca.us/frankenstein/Reviews/daniiellle_files/image011.jpg
No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you, no matter how terribly I may scream, do not open this door or you will undo everything I have worked for. Do you understand? Do not open this door.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 14 January 2008 15:29 (eleven years ago) link

NED
I might go mad with fear out there, so Todd, I want you to shoot Daddy if he tries to get back in.

TODD
(crying) Okay, Dad.

NED
Okay. (He leaves and starts singing.) Que sera sera, whatever will be, will be...

The shelter is very quiet.

MOE
Hey, uh, I got an idea: we can play a game to pass the time. Uh, I'll make the sound of a barnyard animal, and, er, you all try to guess what it is.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 14 January 2008 15:30 (eleven years ago) link

We should have a " x days before LJ returns " counter at the top right of every page.

StanM, Monday, 14 January 2008 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

Way to bump up interest for the traditionally slow Northern Hemisphere summer period.

King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 12:10 (eleven years ago) link

You,
You're such a big star to me
You're everything I wanna be
But you're stuck in a hole
And I want you to get out
I don't know what there is to see
But I know it's time for you to leave
We're all just pushing along
Trying to figure it out, out, out

All your anticipation pulls you down
When you can have it all,
You can have it all
So come on.

So come on, get it on
Don't know what you're waiting for
Your time is coming don't be late, hey hey
So come on
See the light on your face
Let it shine
Just let it shine
Let it shine

Stop (stop)
Being so hard on yourself
It's not good for your health
I know that you can change
So clear your head and come 'round
You only have to open your eyes
You might just get a big surprise
And it may feel good
And you might want to smile, smile, smile

Don't you let your demons pull you down
'Cause you can have it all
You can have it all
So come on

Oh come on, get it on
I don't know what you're waiting for
Your time is coming don't be late, hey hey
So come on
See the light on your face
Let it shine
Just let it shine
Let it shine

(Hey)
Hey
(Let me know ya)
Let me know ya
(You're all that matters to me)
You're all that matters to me
(Hey)
(Let me show ya)
Let me show ya
(You're all that matters to me)
You're all that matters to me

So come on, get it on
I don't know what you're waiting for
Your time is coming don't be late, hey hey
So come on
See the light on your face
Let it shine
Just let it shine
Let it shine

(Hey)
(Let me know ya)
Let me know ya
(You're all that matters to me)
You're all that matters to me
(Hey)
(Let me show ya)
Let me show ya
(You're all that matters to me)
You're all that matters

(Shine)
Hey (Let me love ya)
(Shine)
Let me love ya
(Shine)
(You're all that matters to me)
(Shine)
Oh come on
See the light on your face
Let it shine
Just let it shine
(Shine all your light over me)
Shine

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 12:13 (eleven years ago) link

guys I just had a great idea

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 12:14 (eleven years ago) link

Tombot: ideas man.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 12:14 (eleven years ago) link

it goes like this:
this poll belongs on ITR
thank to Dom for sealing it btw

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 12:15 (eleven years ago) link

in b4...

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 12:16 (eleven years ago) link

It's the time of year, now that spring is in the air
When those two wet gits, with their girly curly hair
Make another song, for marronic holidays
that nausiate-ate-ates in a million different ways
From the shores of Spain, to the coast of southern France
No matter where you hide, you just can't escape this dance

Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet, and pretend your name is Keith.

Skin yourself alive, learn to speak araphahoe
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo
Eat a Renault 4, wear salami in your ears
Cassarole your gran, dis-embowel yourself with spears

The disco is migrating, the sound is loud and grating
It's truly nausiating - let's do the dance again..

Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
Yes you'll hear this song, in the holiday discos
And there's no escape, in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song, if you holidayed in Mars

Skin yourself alive, learn to speak araphahoe
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo
Now you've heard it once, your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song you'll be humming it for weeks

Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
la la la la la la la....

King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 12:19 (eleven years ago) link

lol at deletion of other thread

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 13:47 (eleven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

what happens if I delete a poll before it closes?

John Justen, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 05:23 (eleven years ago) link

ILX implodes?

The blue-green world is drenched with horse gore, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 07:51 (eleven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Thursday, 17 January 2008 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

yo

bringin' some badass goodwill to this funforsaken infodump

Just got offed, Thursday, 29 May 2008 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

!!!!!!!!

jim, Thursday, 29 May 2008 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

Hi dere. So how were exams?

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 May 2008 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

One of the (few) downsides to no longer living on B line is that I probably won't see him anymore!

ENBB, Thursday, 29 May 2008 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

He's really getting down at the beginning of this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U7fVaoi-3w&feature=related

Sorry to hijack yr thread LJ but DJ Nitetrain, erm Mr. Spiralli, really is something special.

ENBB, Thursday, 29 May 2008 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

big jag what is the deal doggie

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 29 May 2008 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

<em>I kept on having great ideas for posts that I couldn't unleash. Then in retrospect the idea was often a bit suspect...I think a valuable lesson may have been learned</em>

Ha, I'll believe it when I see it : )

Welcome back dude, hope you have a great time celebrating the end of exams and don't get in trouble with the proctors or whoever polices students in Cambridge.

caek, Thursday, 29 May 2008 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

hi louis

estela, Thursday, 29 May 2008 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ funforsaken infodump

deeznuts, Thursday, 29 May 2008 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

oh yeah, chaki and Dom got banned btw

-- HI DERE

dom got banned??? like how banned??

deeznuts, Thursday, 29 May 2008 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

Hey big fella, if you and I could only work together we might do something for the infodump. Hellenise it.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 29 May 2008 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

Welcome back Louis Jagouir:)

vaqueros, Thursday, 29 May 2008 22:37 (eleven years ago) link

WWWWWWWWWWelcome back LJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

G00blar, Thursday, 29 May 2008 23:02 (eleven years ago) link

hi louis!! we missed you, dude

Rubyredd, Thursday, 29 May 2008 23:12 (eleven years ago) link

welcome home captain lou

http://www.ugo.com/images/galleries/captainloualbano_filmtv/captainloualbano_1.jpg

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 May 2008 23:12 (eleven years ago) link

it really wasn't the same without you

electricsound, Thursday, 29 May 2008 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

whoa, thanks everyone! all things considered i've taken it rather lightly so far, although there is the distinct possibility i may not feel the same in a few hours' time.

as for what the deal is well the deal is i have nothing to do save two extremely important operations, viz. 1) seal the deal with beautiful 25 yr-old grad student i've sorta been dating, 2) play bass guitar to an adequate standard to perform before gambolling crowds in 3 weeks' time

Just got offed, Friday, 30 May 2008 01:04 (eleven years ago) link

pics or neither happened

gff, Friday, 30 May 2008 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

welcome back old son

gff, Friday, 30 May 2008 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

http://journalperu.com/pics/2007/03/pope_benedictxvi.jpg

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 May 2008 01:30 (eleven years ago) link

blessings!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 30 May 2008 01:33 (eleven years ago) link

OMG LJ YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND!? DETAILS PLZ

Rubyredd, Friday, 30 May 2008 01:34 (eleven years ago) link

feel free to visit the 'ask rubyredd' thread if you need some totally useless relationship/dating advice.

Rubyredd, Friday, 30 May 2008 01:35 (eleven years ago) link

she isn't a gf yet, it's pretty complex. we went out for drinks and dinnerz four weeks ago then broke off cause we were both busy. now she's agreed to see me even though the mental autistic passionate mediterranean limey retard in me sent her lengthy love-messages during the initial stoking of fires, when playing it cool would have been optimal. ball's in her court now. and the courting is in her [INCONTROVERTIBLE MODERATOR EDIT]

cheers hoos and gff and everyone else, y'all bros

Just got offed, Friday, 30 May 2008 01:39 (eleven years ago) link

sent her lengthy love-messages during the initial stoking of fires

http://www.thisshirtrocks.com/productphotos/shocker_close_display.jpg

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 May 2008 01:41 (eleven years ago) link

has dude gotten his CB invite yet

El Tomboto, Friday, 30 May 2008 01:43 (eleven years ago) link

he has now

TOMBOT, Friday, 30 May 2008 01:44 (eleven years ago) link

already there but thankig u anyhow, the unturfing of shiroibasketsho3s is probably cb's greatest achievement, apart from temporary ilx peace and prosperity

Just got offed, Friday, 30 May 2008 01:50 (eleven years ago) link

I invited him a month or so ago

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 30 May 2008 02:16 (eleven years ago) link

LJ, honestly - and i know 99% of ilx would disagree with me - if the mental autistic passionate mediterranean limey retard is a big part of who you are, there's really no point in suppressing it, and why should you? you want a girl who LIKES that kind of thing. if you pretend to be someone you're not, you just have to keep pretending or end up disappointing a person who thought you were someone else.

Rubyredd, Friday, 30 May 2008 02:26 (eleven years ago) link

RR is wise.

ENBB, Friday, 30 May 2008 02:29 (eleven years ago) link

the mental autistic passionate mediterranean limey retard

not the vacuum!

mookieproof, Friday, 30 May 2008 02:44 (eleven years ago) link

if the mental autistic passionate mediterranean limey retard is a big part of who you are, there's really no point in suppressing it, and why should you? you want a girl who LIKES that kind of thing. if you pretend to be someone you're not, you just have to keep pretending or end up disappointing a person who thought you were someone else.

what works for ILX works for the ladies

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 30 May 2008 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

I'd like to give a big "BAN LOUIS JAGGER" shoutout to the homiez that couldn't make it to this wonderful day.

King Boy Pato, Friday, 30 May 2008 03:25 (eleven years ago) link

Hey Louis, nice to have you back!

Mark C, Friday, 30 May 2008 09:39 (eleven years ago) link

Cheers :D

What RR said is very true, although I hope she appreciates the need to perhaps keep one's wilder passions in some sort of discretionary check when someone isn't ENTIRELY sold on you QUITE yet!

Just got offed, Friday, 30 May 2008 09:56 (eleven years ago) link

Hey Louis. What all those other folks upthread said.

Pashmina, Friday, 30 May 2008 10:06 (eleven years ago) link

Nice! jus realised Louis is back. And at the top of top posters for the month no less :D

wilter, Sunday, 1 June 2008 23:23 (eleven years ago) link

kid, candystore

Just got offed, Sunday, 1 June 2008 23:30 (eleven years ago) link

I am <3ing it btw.

wilter, Sunday, 1 June 2008 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

badass goodwill, my friend, it's the future, of ILX and of humanity

Just got offed, Sunday, 1 June 2008 23:35 (eleven years ago) link

Noodle Vague	110

Just got offed 88
J0rdan S. 40
Herman G. Neuname 34
moonship journey to baja 32

TOP OF THE WORLD, MA

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 1 June 2008 23:35 (eleven years ago) link

plz don't explode :(

Just got offed, Sunday, 1 June 2008 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

no wait me being below you means I'M the exploding gas tank and YOU'RE the one who shoots me taking us both down

i'm sure an analogy could be drawn out of this, like you say "lol mansun suck" and then i write a 10-page profanity-filled rant and then we both get banned for too much writing about mansun :(

Just got offed, Sunday, 1 June 2008 23:41 (eleven years ago) link

8]

wilter, Sunday, 1 June 2008 23:42 (eleven years ago) link

two years pass...

Hey - RS. You freaked me out with the spotting thing so that yesterday morning when I was stood on the red line platform at Park St. heading towards Harvard Sq. I thought about how any of the people (well any of the men presumably) around me could be you and I wouldn't know it.

― ENBB

buzza, Monday, 8 November 2010 04:59 (nine years ago) link

http://i54.tinypic.com/2r59b0n.jpg

markers, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:48 (nine years ago) link

yeah yeah hysterical, wasn't it?

master of retardment (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 22:14 (nine years ago) link

eight years pass...

is lj even on the boards these days or have i missed a username change

provisional ilx (darraghmac), Saturday, 14 September 2019 00:32 (two months ago) link

im a go ahead and stop u right there and say yes he's still here

wario in the streets, waluigi in the sheets (m bison), Saturday, 14 September 2019 00:33 (two months ago) link

ty

provisional ilx (darraghmac), Saturday, 14 September 2019 00:36 (two months ago) link

wait is that a clue

provisional ilx (darraghmac), Saturday, 14 September 2019 00:36 (two months ago) link


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