ILX, SHOULD SARA MAIL DAN POOP?

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I thought it would be best to leave this decision to uninvolved parties. Also, Sara, you'll note that the poll closing date should allow you plenty of time for inexpensive shipping alternatives.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
yes 15
i do not think it is legal to ship poop, and i am the governments bitch7
no 1


John Justen, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 18:31 (eleven years ago) Permalink

t(^_^t)

HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 18:33 (eleven years ago) Permalink

ILX 2
Please select something to vote for.

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El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 18:34 (eleven years ago) Permalink

dont let the intimidation tactics of "HI DERE" keep you away from the polls ILX. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE if sara ships dan poo.

John Justen, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 18:36 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Everyone is aware that any poop I get is going to be forwarded to John unopened, right? This is basically a win-win for me (either I get no poop or John gets poop).

HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 18:38 (eleven years ago) Permalink

dan. it's the thought that counts, and right now we're all thinking about you receiving a box of poop, which makes us all winners!

John Justen, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 18:40 (eleven years ago) Permalink

What if Sara sends multiple boxes, some of which have gifts or cash or nothing in them, but one of which has poop in it? will you pass up a nice shiny 5 dollar bill out of poopfear?

WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?

John Justen, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 18:42 (eleven years ago) Permalink

anyone who doesnt vote yes is a fucking asshole goth

jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 18:45 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I'm so tempted to vote yes, and yet the post office is such trouble at this time of year.

Maybe I should abstain and let uninvolved parties decide.

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 18:57 (eleven years ago) Permalink

What if Sara sends multiple boxes, some of which have gifts or cash or nothing in them, but one of which has poop in it? will you pass up a nice shiny 5 dollar bill out of poopfear?

How about this:

I will swallow $500 and mail you the resultant poop. It's guaranteed money; all you have to do is dig through my poop to get it. Does that work for you? (As a bonus, you can lick your fingers afterwards.)

HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:02 (eleven years ago) Permalink

dan is afraid of this poop mailing

jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:03 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Would ILX be disappointed that I would not mail actual poop, but rather delicious handmade pan forte (that Dan would apparently hate)? Or is that, somehow, just as good?

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:08 (eleven years ago) Permalink

DON'T LIE SARA, YOU ARE PLANNING TO MAIL A KING-KONG-SIZED POOP

HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:09 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Remember, I could also easily deliver pan forte to John's doorstep. I fear it would go uneaten, though, as the citrus peels in it have some vitamin C. Also, I'd hate to pull out John's scurvy-loosened teeth.

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:10 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i believe this poll is binding so...

jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:10 (eleven years ago) Permalink

xpost to Dan: you should lower your expectations

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:10 (eleven years ago) Permalink

uh, how much lower than "poop" can they be

HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:14 (eleven years ago) Permalink

"I was expecting poop but I got a partially-digested kitten instead!"

HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:15 (eleven years ago) Permalink

what kind of poop

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:16 (eleven years ago) Permalink

everybody love raymond season 6 dvd box set?

jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:16 (eleven years ago) Permalink

See? It can always be worse.

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:17 (eleven years ago) Permalink

xl robin thicke poster

jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:19 (eleven years ago) Permalink

2 girls 1 cup link

jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:20 (eleven years ago) Permalink

jw brings up a good point.

i was voting based on the principle that it would be human poop, but sara has access to child poop, and maybe some pets, so i don't know.

perhaps we should leave the poopchoice to sara's discretion.

xpost ohno

John Justen, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:25 (eleven years ago) Permalink

crap katamari

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:28 (eleven years ago) Permalink

YES

John Justen, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:29 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Maybe John has solved all of my Xmas shopping problems for this year - and forever.

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:36 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Someone already sent me 2girls1cup but I was savvy enough NOT to watch it. Much like I am savvy enough NOT to open a poopgift (or an "Everybody Loves Raymond"gift, ugh).

HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:37 (eleven years ago) Permalink

WOW

poopfear

^^^^

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:43 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Much like I am savvy enough NOT to open a poopgift (or an "Everybody Loves Raymond"gift, ugh).

DAN WENT TO HARVARD, GUYS

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:45 (eleven years ago) Permalink

He should get a package of a wide variety of poops from nature placed in the chocolate-holders of a Whitman's sampler box.

Abbott, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:53 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Dan please you tube it when you open the box of poopies

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:57 (eleven years ago) Permalink

You guys, I ain't opening shit.

(see what I did there?)

HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:18 (eleven years ago) Permalink

why is dan so sure he'll know it's the shit?

jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:18 (eleven years ago) Permalink

2 packages 1 Dan

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:20 (eleven years ago) Permalink

^^^^^^^ Okay lol

HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:34 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I'm pretty sure this is a winning reality show concept.

Would John be too ethical to cross the writer's picket lines to pitch it? Only his philosophy degree knows for sure.

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:39 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Like deal or no deal, but no one wants to win.

John Justen, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:41 (eleven years ago) Permalink

But Howie Mandell will be blessedly absent.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 6 December 2007 01:52 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I thought that was a Zappa kid!

Abbott, Thursday, 6 December 2007 03:41 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Nope. That was a box of poop.

John Justen, Thursday, 6 December 2007 05:24 (eleven years ago) Permalink

FINALLY SOMETHING WE CAN ALL AGREE ON

Sara R-C, Thursday, 6 December 2007 05:34 (eleven years ago) Permalink

hey dan what is yr address? why because i found an iphone on the sidewalk and i want to send it to you

Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:03 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I already have an iPhone, thanks!

HI DERE, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:13 (eleven years ago) Permalink

this is one of those NEW iphones that comes with a free, um, coupon for, uh. . .stuff.

Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:33 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I don't want to be greedy. Maybe you should send it to John?

HI DERE, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:34 (eleven years ago) Permalink

no no no i don't think you get it, this iphone has a giant hard drive, too so you can hold all of your pictures, mp3's, etc. all we need is your address (you can post it here on the interweb) to send you yr free gift

Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:38 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Send it to:

John Justen
XXX CrXtin Ave. S. #X
Saint Paul, MN 55XXX

HI DERE, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:40 (eleven years ago) Permalink

wait i don't under stand, your name is not John Justen and you don't live in St. Paul. Please try again, thx

Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i just really want you to have this phone

Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:48 (eleven years ago) Permalink

aw <3

estela, Monday, 17 December 2007 05:39 (ten years ago) Permalink

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKE

Mr. Que, Monday, 17 December 2007 15:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

Sara fails to mention that poop gets sent to both the naughty and nice lists, it's just that the naughty list also gets Larry the Cable guy DVDs.

HI DERE, Monday, 17 December 2007 16:21 (ten years ago) Permalink

Dan, is it easier for you to receive packages at home or at work?

John Justen, Monday, 17 December 2007 16:48 (ten years ago) Permalink

Apparently John is acting as my Christmas secretary this year.

Sara R-C, Monday, 17 December 2007 17:11 (ten years ago) Permalink

I appreciate his help, but I think we need to focus on Christmas cards here.

Sara R-C, Monday, 17 December 2007 17:12 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://fedex.kinkos.com/locations/

John Justen, Monday, 17 December 2007 21:40 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://www.ziploc.com/

John Justen, Monday, 17 December 2007 21:42 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://www.poopdoc.com/

John Justen, Monday, 17 December 2007 21:46 (ten years ago) Permalink

THANKS IRISH, BUT I THINK WE NEED TO WORK ON CHRISTMAS COOKIES NOW

Sara R-C, Monday, 17 December 2007 21:46 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://www.peanutsandcorn.com/

John Justen, Monday, 17 December 2007 21:47 (ten years ago) Permalink

That is not a recipe for cookies. ;_;

Sara R-C, Monday, 17 December 2007 21:51 (ten years ago) Permalink

PRIORITIES SARA. THEY ARE WHAT MADE THIS COUNTRY STRONG.

John Justen, Monday, 17 December 2007 21:53 (ten years ago) Permalink

John is magic in that he is even less helpful than I imagine him to be.

Sara R-C, Monday, 17 December 2007 21:57 (ten years ago) Permalink

WELL?

John Justen, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:46 (ten years ago) Permalink

I can't believe you're trying to make me feel guilty for NOT sending Dan poop in the mail!

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:52 (ten years ago) Permalink

Wait, no, what am I talking about, I can totally believe that.

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:52 (ten years ago) Permalink

HEY LOOK AT ME IM SARA RC IM A SLACKER I DONT EVEN BUMP THAT OTHER THREAD CONSISTENTLY ENOUGH TO KEEP THE THREAD TITLE BOOOOOOOOO. ALSO I AM A POOPHOARDER AND RUINED DANS CHRISTMAS.

John Justen, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:59 (ten years ago) Permalink

John, it's so good to see that you're still the charming guy I met in high school. I feel sure that I can find a special, if late, Christmas gift, just for you.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 27 December 2007 00:02 (ten years ago) Permalink

I wonder if I can get Dan to help me plan something...

Sara R-C, Thursday, 27 December 2007 00:04 (ten years ago) Permalink

hahahaha this plan was doomed to, ahem, "backfire"

HI DERE, Thursday, 27 December 2007 21:55 (ten years ago) Permalink

Dan, meet me later for brainstorming session.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:20 (ten years ago) Permalink

I MOVE TO IMPEACH SARA R-C

John Justen, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:36 (ten years ago) Permalink

ITR CONSTITUENTS DEMAND ACTION, RESULTS

John Justen, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:36 (ten years ago) Permalink

John is just worried about what I might send him in the mail.

And deservedly so.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:51 (ten years ago) Permalink

I'm sure it will be something poopy nice!

HI DERE, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:52 (ten years ago) Permalink

Assuredly so.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 27 December 2007 23:37 (ten years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

BUMP AS BIRTHDAY SUGGESTION

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Friday, 18 January 2008 06:56 (ten years ago) Permalink

Get to work yourself on this yourself if you want to, Scurvy. Just don't blame me when you and Dan have a Big Fight.

(Yes, I know that is you, John; you can't hide behind exclamation points and not expect me to recognize you. I think I know you better than THAT.)

Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 07:04 (ten years ago) Permalink

might be Dan, you ever think of that, LADY KNOW-IT-ALL?

John Justen, Friday, 18 January 2008 07:06 (ten years ago) Permalink

Yeah, first of all, you really don't look THAT much alike, second of all, I hardly think Dan is going to try to persuade me to send him poop in the mail.

Now get your ass to bed; you're sick and you need to get better. (Clearly you must have a high fever if you think I was going to believe you were Dan for ONE SECOND.)

Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 07:09 (ten years ago) Permalink

Sara, I think you should consider mailing Dan poop.

jergïns, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:07 (ten years ago) Permalink

i like the way this jergiins fellow thinks.

John Justen, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:20 (ten years ago) Permalink

Well, you both obviously know what I'll be giving you for YOUR birthdays.

Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:22 (ten years ago) Permalink

A VERY SPECIAL HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HI DERE POLL

John Justen, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:27 (ten years ago) Permalink

Dan is thity-five in
half an hour, so
this is for him.

Those down days
When you felt so young
And everything seemed

You saw the people
Around You
Getting old

You wake up
The teenage yearn is
Gone for you

It happens to others
It happens all the time
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you

The candles on the cake
Waiting to be blown
Wish I was
An other

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 18 January 2008 19:15 (ten years ago) Permalink

two years pass...

Tis the season, just saying

DANGER: DO NOT EAT SHAMELESS DONG (jjjusten), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 09:56 (eight years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

i hear that dan is remodeling his bathroom so this would really be a perfect time tbh

First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:41 (eight years ago) Permalink

three years pass...

Tia the season

Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Monday, 23 December 2013 15:14 (four years ago) Permalink

Still not doing it!

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 07:33 (four years ago) Permalink

Well that's not what you said in the other thread.

Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 08:48 (four years ago) Permalink

Time for John to take a literacy test.

Merry Christmas!

Sara R-C, Thursday, 26 December 2013 07:23 (four years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

You say it's your birthday
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Sunday, 19 January 2014 03:51 (four years ago) Permalink

Here Sara, feel free to use this if you dropped the ball on getting the shipment out on time

http://i.myniceprofile.com/73/7310.gif

Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Sunday, 19 January 2014 16:11 (four years ago) Permalink

thats hot

some '96 (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Sunday, 19 January 2014 18:22 (four years ago) Permalink

just makes me glad I work on a pulmonary unit rather than one that focuses on GI

Sara R-C, Friday, 24 January 2014 07:09 (four years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

HAP{PY BIRTHDYat

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Monday, 18 January 2016 16:34 (two years ago) Permalink

fitting

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 18 January 2016 18:19 (two years ago) Permalink

its not too late, amazon now can still send a drone payload out to his house

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Monday, 18 January 2016 21:35 (two years ago) Permalink


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