Pumpkin spice has gone too far

https://www.queerty.com/pumpkin-spice-poppers-thing-yes-tried-20191005

I thought we had reached the nadir with Trader Joe’s Dark Chocolate Salted Caramel Pumpkin Spice bites but no, I was wrong

to be fair salted caramel is way worse than pumpkin spice

oh no you didn't

I have had my fill of salted caramel but I did love it once upon a time and I understand the appeal. I cannot imagine why anyone would want pumpkin spice anything, let alone… this

it's the spices i make my legendary ginger cake with (except i generally cant be bothered with nutmeg)

even tho i own the world's tiniest grater precisely for this purpose

Love those spices, gonna let people call ‘em whatever they want.

i like the spices, am repelled by pumpkin spice "scented" things. even worse is apple spice scented imho.

i can leave behind fall scented / flavored products.

i have a non-beer drinking friend who had me and other friends over many years back to watch a football game. he went to the market and bought a variety of beers for the beer drinkers. one of the six packs was a pumpkin spice ale. i tried a sip of one and sent the rest down the drain.

at the end of the day, he sent the remaining beer home with us, and i got stuck with the pumpkin beer. i took it home to the roommates and none of us ever touched those bottles.

10 years later, i suspect they’re still in the back of the fridge

I would wager that between 1984 and 1987 I sniffed more poppers than anyone I know will ever sniff and I am just here to say that yes this is too damn far