Dear bachelorette I helped fish out of Boston Harbor Saturday night:

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- Are you okay?
- Why did you climb onto an unlocked gangway on Rowes Wharf and shout "I'M KING OF THE WORLD" before flinging out your arms and belly-flopping into the harbor when you leaned against said unlocked gangway and it fell forward?
- Did you consider that you and your drunk compatriots really shouldn't have been out on a locked jetty in the first place?
- What would you have done if two separate parties hadn't been walking by at that moment and saw you accidentally chuck yourself into the water? Your friends were too drunk to pull you out of the water themselves.
- How many people have you told this story to since Saturday?
- What's on your iPod, besides harbor water?

talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Monday, 8 November 2021 21:15 (one year ago) link

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