"eat my piss" vs "drink my poop": which phrase do you think has more google results? guess now and then click for the answer

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"eat my piss": About 146,000 results (0.39 seconds)
"drink my poop": About 174,000 results (0.54 seconds)

and that settles that

the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 22 August 2020 05:42 (one month ago) link

I worry that, as a burrito, there might be some fundamental bias in your research

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 22 August 2020 13:05 (one month ago) link

First of all, that's racist. Second of all, don't get hung up on names because I'm a real person with real feelings.

Thirdly, the point I'm trying to make is that you can't eat piss and drink poop. Makes no sense. As I'm sure you of all people know (on account of the fact that you're constantly urinating and defecating), piss is liquid and poop is solid. Therefore, you can't eat and drink them, respectively.

Those are facts and you can't argue with facts.

the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 22 August 2020 15:16 (one month ago) link

What if you froze pee

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 22 August 2020 15:42 (one month ago) link

Piss discs are a thing.

pomenitul, Saturday, 22 August 2020 15:47 (one month ago) link

i thought you were going to hide the results like poop wins. What a missed opportunity.

Thicc Nhat Wanh (rip van wanko), Saturday, 22 August 2020 15:57 (one month ago) link

"consume my effluent": survey says... No results found for "consume my effluent".

the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 22 August 2020 17:05 (one month ago) link

you can't eat piss and drink poop. Makes no sense.

Septic systems can leak and contaminate ground water wells, so the pertinent question is, at what level of dilution do piss or poop cease to be piss and poop? If a particle of poop is deposited upon a morsel of food and consumed it obviously has been eaten, so why wouldn't the same particle, suspended in water and consumed, be drunk?

What if you froze pee

^ Equally germane.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 22 August 2020 17:22 (one month ago) link

you can't eat piss and drink poop.

someone hasn't seen the Bristol Stool Scale

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 August 2020 17:41 (one month ago) link

"Bristol Stool Scale": About 1,180,000 results (0.61 seconds)
"Bristol Stool Chart": About 934,000 results (0.51 seconds)
"Bristol Stool Shart": About 35 results (0.34 seconds)

the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 22 August 2020 17:52 (one month ago) link

"Bristool": About 24,000 results (1.59 seconds)
"Briscool": About 23,000 results (0.42 seconds)
"Too Cool for Bristool": 1 result (0.59 seconds)

the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 22 August 2020 18:03 (one month ago) link

"Briscuit": About 8,490 results (0.29 seconds)
"Trisket": About 40,900 results (0.58 seconds)
"Diarrhea Biscuit": About 1,960 results (0.42 seconds)

the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 22 August 2020 18:06 (one month ago) link

Woah I never knew about that show hidden text thing

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 22 August 2020 18:11 (one month ago) link

welcome to the rest of your life

the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 22 August 2020 18:13 (one month ago) link

(About 13,500,000 results (0.77 seconds))

the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 22 August 2020 18:15 (one month ago) link


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