This poll is a mystery

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Someone said they wanted to try making a poll with all the options hidden and I am shamelessly stealing that idea. Anyway, vote for your favorite!

Poll Results

Option	Votes
kittens	11
25% off MSRP	7
a hard punch to the crotch	6
apple pie and ice cream	5
Kinky Boots	4
Glenn Greenwald	1
doubles tennis	1

― shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 20 August 2020 18:57 (four years ago) link

inadvertent crotch punch ftw

― pomenitul, Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:54 (four years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Monday, 24 August 2020 00:01 (four years ago) link

System refusing to play along

― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 24 August 2020 02:36 (four years ago) link

be pretty cool/creepy if it did tho

― Thicc Nhat Wanh (rip van wanko), Monday, 24 August 2020 02:54 (four years ago) link

dammit, System

― shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 24 August 2020 03:06 (four years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 00:01 (four years ago) link

fuck those kittens

― muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 00:02 (four years ago) link

shan't

― erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 00:50 (four years ago) link

i did not expect every option to get a vote

― shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 01:50 (four years ago) link

it was a mystery even to you

― pomentiful (pomenitul), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 01:52 (four years ago) link

I voted blindly without clicking the hidden text first, and thankfully it turned out to be 'kinky boots' and not something distasteful like dead babies

― panburger partner (unregistered), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 02:01 (four years ago) link

I voted blindly, but the overwhelming win for kittens makes me think not everybody else did. Kittens are the best, though.

Iirc I was the sole vote for doubles tennis.

― emil.y, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 02:25 (four years ago) link

I was surprised by the strong showing for a hard punch to the crotch

― shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 15:12 (four years ago) link

Who Are the Mystery POLLS?

― Isinglass Ponys (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 13:10 (four years ago) link

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