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also hating the cure song "Push" which is unfortunate imo

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Monday, 1 June 2020 19:39 (one month ago) link

it's completely isolated to this website, which was described as "quiet" (in parentheses!) in a book.

my life has come to nothing.

treeship., Monday, 1 June 2020 20:11 (one month ago) link

I made a stupid picture with a map of Europe with literal translations of the Chinese names of the countries, and nothing I make will ever have even 1% of its inexplicable popularity

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 1 June 2020 20:30 (one month ago) link

When I was 13 or 14 I wrote a shitty ESL walkthrough for a video game I liked. It's still floating around on a bunch of dedicated websites.

pomenitul, Monday, 1 June 2020 20:33 (one month ago) link

Nothing I have done online or irl has amounted to anything.

emil.y, Monday, 1 June 2020 20:35 (one month ago) link

Head of Viral Marketing for S.C. Johnson's Toilet Duck since 2016

hip posts without flaggadocio (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 June 2020 20:42 (one month ago) link

"I'd like to suck on some of that!"

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Monday, 1 June 2020 20:47 (one month ago) link

wait a sec. how do I know that DJP and this so-called "DeeJayPee" are the same person?

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 1 June 2020 20:56 (one month ago) link

I know it's pathetic

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:42 (one month ago) link

also....ugh

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:33 (one month ago) link

> > > Do all the civilized people a favor and cut your greasy hair, get
> > > into a drug rehibilitation center, and get off welfare.

> > OH MY GOD!!!! That is the funniest thing I have ever read! I'm with you
> 100%.

> Hmmm, thats a mee too if I ever saw one, but you would expect that
> from a LOAD fan. It seems that the LOAD fans have the same type of
> mentality that keeps horrible institutions like AOL and McDonalds
> in business.

hmm you seem to be missing some brain cells, guy. By stereotyping a group of
people who share a common interest, liking an album, and calling them stupid,
you have made one of the dumbest and most closed-minded generalizations in
the history of man. Load is good, Reload rocks, and so do their other 5 cds.
Lemme hear your rebuttal.

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I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:33 (one month ago) link

(my post at bottom, obv)

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:33 (one month ago) link

> Are you defending MTV and the "kewl" attitude, guess that is par for
> the couse of LOAD fans. And as for us non "conformits" confirming,
> think again, we all have different musical tastes. I just happen
> to find the "kewl" attitude quite annoying, since people that have
> this attitude that something is "kewl". be it new Metallica,
> alternative, AOL etc.. with out giveing a explnation why they like
> it besides they think its "kewl".

lemme put it this way. I don't like alternative now, but damn it, it used to
be good. Am I not a true metal head because I used to like alternative
music? am I a trendy guy because I listened to bands who were on MTV? And
quit stereotyping Load fans, retard.

While Master was their peak, I consider Re-Load to be an awesome album, and
while Load had many boring spots on it, Load was good too.

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I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:34 (one month ago) link

> Good point....... Maybe that's were "Love thay mother and father "
> comes into the picture... hehe....
> > Besides, the bible is the greatest contradicting story I've ever read.
> > "Thou Shall not Commit Incest", what a bunch of shit. Then how the
> > FUUUUUUCK did Cain and Abel and the others grow as a family? THEY ALL
> > GANG BUSTED EVE OR WHATEVER THE NAMES WERE, YOU GET THE POINT!
> -^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^ J**** E. B******

well for one thing that's the only way they could have spread and another I
believe God said that a long time after incest was committed, though I don't
know.

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I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:35 (one month ago) link

(as you can see, I was only a half-hearted Christian)

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:35 (one month ago) link

I co-founded Kickstarter

lumen (esby), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:37 (one month ago) link

Are you Perry, Yancey or Charles?

pomenitul, Monday, 1 June 2020 22:40 (one month ago) link

wait, did DJP invent the tijuana picnic, coin the term, or merely add it to urbandictionary before anyone else? any one of those would be a major contribution to western civ, but I feel like some clarification is needed here

stop trying to make fetch the bolt cutters happen (unregistered), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 00:02 (one month ago) link

for my part:

I edited Linda Perhacs's Wikipedia entry in 2008 to say, "It was being reported by late 2007 that Perhacs had recorded two new albums with Ben Watt(source needed)". some dude parroted the factoid in his mp3 blog ("she’s issued two albums of new music in partnership with musician/producer Ben Watt of Everything But The Girl since 2007"), so I cited his blog as a source to help legitimize my claim. my vandalism remained unchallenged for more than four years, but in the end Fernando Perdomo (co-producer of Linda's second album) deleted it, alleging that "Linda has never worked with Ben Watt and she has not even heard of him" ¯\(°_o)/¯

― hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Sunday, July 7, 2019 5:01 PM (ten months ago)

I also submitted the top definition of big bird to urban dictionary, using a TOMBOT post as an example of its usage

stop trying to make fetch the bolt cutters happen (unregistered), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 00:05 (one month ago) link

Neanderthal, thank you brother

maffew12, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 00:09 (one month ago) link

> > What a "Load" Phil was totally correct... I saw them this summer and he
> > shouldn't apologize for anything! Metallica has wimpped out and sold out.
> > Some record exec must have told Phil to shut his trap... too bad, he was
> > the only one I've seen have the guts enough to get up in front of people
> > and say what we have all been feeling. Metallica = SoldOutIca.
> So Metallica are sell outs, but Pantera, who used to be a glam band

> and completely and predictably changed their image in 1990 to become
Prove metallica are sellouts...they're not...
Pantera, if it's true like it says in EVERY MAGAZINE that they changed
because they weren't popular (which I'm assuming they must have told people),
then they did sell out, but I heard that Phil hated their glam style and it
was probably his idea to change...
however, Metallica, what they've disclosed to the press, they are not
sellouts
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I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 01:53 (one month ago) link

> In article <97145.19...@CUN✧✧✧.C✧✧✧.E✧✧>, Renee Gerber
> <SP...@CUN✧✧✧.C✧✧✧.E✧✧> wrote:
> > You're a closed-minded idiot who probably never even heard anything
> by
> > Metallica in the first place (except for maybe stuff from the Black
> Album which
> > does get radioplay). Get a life!
> BASICALLY I ARGREE WITH THE ORIGNIAL STATEMENT THE NEW METALLICA
> ALBUM IS ABSOLUTELY TURD DROPPING'S FROM SPACE ORDITING PEGIEONS.
> BUT THEN AGAIN WHAT CAN WE EXPECT FROM SUCH A SHIT UNTALENTED
> GROUP!!!!!!!!!
hahaha yeah I bet you could outplay Kirk Hammett. do you play the butt
trumpet?

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I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 01:54 (one month ago) link

and this one I'm mega-embarrassed about

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 01:57 (one month ago) link

> Rob✧✧✧.D✧@satl✧✧✧.o✧✧.o✧✧ wrote:

> > Yeah, well true. According to my youth group leader, we should listen to
> > music that's pleasing to God. But nobody's perfect. Besides, even
> Christian
> > music is sinful at times. Everybody at church "assumes" metallica is bad
> and
> > all. I recently got to play "master of Puppets" for my church (and all
> the

> > kids there think they listen to heavy music because they listen to audio
> > adrenaline and mxPx <g>) and well only about 2 people liked it, one of
> them a
> > 7th grade girl who doesn't even like metal. Strange, huh? :) well, I
> > explained what the song is about and the youth group leader said "well
> this

> > certainly does not dishonor God. but I'm sure they ahve other songs that
> > do." and I kinda jumped, ready to say "why the hell do you assume
> Metallica
> > is evil?" but I sat down, because I knew it wouldn't do any good.

> > sorry if I insulted you though

> I had the misfortune of attending a baptist holyroller whacko church
> for a year when I was young kid. Any music that was not in praise of
> god was considered satanic..my mother, a former 'beatnik' told em
> where to go when I decided that the dogma of the church was not for
> me. I was told to bring in my albums for a 'demons be gone' stomping
> session, yey! I was only eleven years old but I knew better...stomp
> on my music and I stomp on yer head! If I could time travel and
> bring puppets to the youth minister he would shit his pants. By the
> way is your church unitarian? they are about the most laid back of
> the christian faiths from what I have heard.

my church has no denomination, just a Christian church. Now, nowhere does it
say in the Bible that if music isn't Christian is satanic. Things are only
considered to be "of satan" when they preach sin, portraying it as good, or
there is sin in the lyrics or somewhere else. (and don't tell me there has
never been a sin in Christian music!) I am a Christian, but the church I am
at now isn't as clique-y as my other church, which I left because I didn't
like the youth group. However, the other church never seemed to get on
anybody for listening to Metallica and were much more open-minded. I'm almost
regretting the change. I went to see Metallica and Orlando and I went up to
tell my youth group leader, because I would be missing play rehearsal. She
says "as much as I don't want you to go, you are. blah blah...there won't be
many Christians there, set a Christian example"....now how in the hell would
she know who would be Christian there or not?

I played Puppets, and thank goodness she liked the message!
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I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 01:57 (one month ago) link

how in the hell

smh

pomenitul, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 02:01 (one month ago) link

incidentally Metallica played way too much Load that night

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 02:03 (one month ago) link

all the magazines say you are a cool dude!

maffew12, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 02:03 (one month ago) link

some dude parroted the factoid in his mp3 blog

some dude as in some dude or just some dude?

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 02:48 (one month ago) link

just some blogger dude who happens not to be Al "some dude" Sh1pley

stop trying to make fetch the bolt cutters happen (unregistered), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 02:55 (one month ago) link

for some time, mine appeared to be my interpretations of Throwing Muses' "chains changed" EP's lyrics, which I'd posted on a 4AD mailing list, and which were WRONG, but were being noted (with my byline) as right on some 4AD fan page, ugh. Thankfully it seems to not be there anymore though.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 03:57 (one month ago) link

Wait, it is still there gah! At least not obvious in google anymore:

http://eyesore.no/tfdi/eyesore/html/interview/ThrowingMuses.ChainsChanged.lyrics.html

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 04:08 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

added to the legacy with....*this*...today

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=reo+speedwagoning

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 June 2020 04:16 (two weeks ago) link

omg Trayce we were on the same mailing list obsessing about the Muses at the same time - did you go to the University tour gig at ... the Swan Hotel was it?

assert (MatthewK), Monday, 22 June 2020 05:06 (two weeks ago) link

haha no way! Yes I think so? I mean I know ive seen them at least 3 or 4 times in the last 20 years... once at the Corner or POW.. maybe a few times at the Corner. Geez its all a blur.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 22 June 2020 05:43 (two weeks ago) link

All else I recall from that bloody mailing list was someone who worked at 4AD telling me off because I misspelt Kristin's name once, to my shame.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 22 June 2020 05:44 (two weeks ago) link

I did this giant discography for them (which is on the eyesore DB) back in the day, and I interviewed Dave over the phone prior to the tour. Apparently the 95 Melb date was the Central Club https://thekristinhersharchives.tumblr.com/image/93425768257 - I flew up from Hobart to see it!

assert (MatthewK), Monday, 22 June 2020 06:41 (two weeks ago) link

I mean I know ive seen them at least 3 or 4 times in the last 20 years... once at the Corner or POW.. maybe a few times at the Corner. Geez its all a blur.

not to alarm you Trayce but it is currently 2020

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Monday, 22 June 2020 09:47 (two weeks ago) link

https://books.google.com/books?id=ed9GAwAAQBAJ&pg=PA300&lpg=PA300&dq=“president+keyes”+“i+love+everything”&source=bl&ots=5ErsBhvkn7&sig=ACfU3U3-BKaRhOtdrJT425Ziiw1raRqctQ&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwid9rrioJXqAhVchHIEHbVQCOoQ6AEwAHoECAkQAQ#v=onepage&q=“president%20keyes”%20“i%20love%20everything”&f=false

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 22 June 2020 10:54 (two weeks ago) link

sic: oh fine 25 years. Actually hm, no I dont know if I did see that tour, it was an earlier one because REal Ramona had only just come out so it must have been 1993 or 94.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 01:04 (two weeks ago) link


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