The third thumb

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did anybody else assume this was a new slang term for "penis"

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 9 April 2020 14:12 (one month ago) link

yes

rob, Thursday, 9 April 2020 14:12 (one month ago) link

If you havin' thumb problems, I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems but my dick ain't one (hit me)

DJP, Thursday, 9 April 2020 14:14 (one month ago) link

that’s clearly a second thumb, this thread title is bullshit

force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 14:16 (one month ago) link

unless we’re counting both hands in which case it could just as easily be a fourth thumb

force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 14:17 (one month ago) link

lol I like that the video shows no one doing anything even remotely useful with their third thumb--even the guitarist afaict--just staring at it with delight

rob, Thursday, 9 April 2020 14:18 (one month ago) link

Four thumbs is just showing off, but three thumbs? *chef's kiss*

DJP, Thursday, 9 April 2020 14:18 (one month ago) link

scientists are calling it the goldilocks thumb

force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 14:20 (one month ago) link

give a guitarist a third thumb and i'd expect him to do the same thing with it as he would with a second or third neck: put it on the guitar!

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 9 April 2020 14:24 (one month ago) link

how would a second neck work

like, would it come out of the top of your shoulder and connect to your chin

DJP, Thursday, 9 April 2020 14:58 (one month ago) link

that first image confused me because it initially looked like a "third thumb" had replaced the "second thumb". here's another angle:

https://i.imgur.com/8gZ9oST.png

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:15 (one month ago) link

i'm waiting for the third ARM patch to come out, so i can use it to constantly punch upward as i walk (defending me from attacks from above)

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:16 (one month ago) link

gettin' kinda Goro up in this mug

DJP, Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:18 (one month ago) link

trying to really think about what i would do with two thumbs on one hand. i guess first and foremost i'd be pinching things really hard with them

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:21 (one month ago) link

popsicle sticks would have to be redesigned to withstand the additional pressure

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:21 (one month ago) link

my first thought, inevitably, was jacking off with it

force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:22 (one month ago) link

it would completely change the fingersnap (??)

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:22 (one month ago) link

all fingersnapping sections in musical pieces would have to be rewritten, or at least adapted for different thumb situations

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:22 (one month ago) link

how would a second neck work

like, would it come out of the top of your shoulder and connect to your chin

― DJP

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DlZqYvkXoAI7cK_?format=jpg&name=small

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:35 (one month ago) link

trying to really think about what i would do with two thumbs on one hand. i guess first and foremost i'd be pinching things really hard with them

― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone)

shit man you know how many doorways opposable thumbs opened up for humanity?

clearly this is the great leap forward, this is the secret to achieving post-human transcendence

actually now i feel like writing a sci-fi story where the evil supergenius is intent on achieving ultimate power through giving himself an extra thumb

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:39 (one month ago) link

*SNAPS SECOND AND THIRD THUMBS TOGETHER, INCREDIBLY LOUDLY *

EUREKA!!!

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:44 (one month ago) link

new movie review option: three thumbs up, way up

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:45 (one month ago) link

when we’re chastising people for procrastinating in the future we’ll need to tell them to get their thumbs out of their ass

force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:47 (one month ago) link

speaking of, "the shocker" is going to have to be modified

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:49 (one month ago) link

or rather it now will be REALLY shocking

DJP, Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:11 (one month ago) link

two in the pink
one in the stink
one for Elijah

DJP, Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:13 (one month ago) link

using every thumb i can source to fp dan for that post

mark s, Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:17 (one month ago) link

kind of shocked that he went there

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:24 (one month ago) link

no yr not

mark s, Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:24 (one month ago) link

My timing possibly could have been better

DJP, Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:51 (one month ago) link


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