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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ1dOc1_768

what the hell

also, post your other favorite Christian parodies/covers in this thread

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 22:14 (one year ago) link

so is this like Ned Flanders : the Early Years

frogbs, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 22:37 (one year ago) link

anyway the thing this reminds of is "Baby Got Book" which I begrudgingly think is actually kinda clever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTYr3JuueF4

frogbs, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 22:39 (one year ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHWuRwG5SOo

mick signals, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 23:36 (one year ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP5MiAEDysg

mick signals, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 23:39 (one year ago) link

nothing beats 'the renewed mind is the key' altho not a cover or parody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AFXR8nuOnc

de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Friday, 6 December 2019 23:18 (one year ago) link

ten months pass...

oh my god this thing

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 26 October 2020 18:46 (eleven months ago) link

nothing beats 'the renewed mind is the key'

you said it! those lyrics are a pastiche of truly confused religious and political sloganeering, but the dance moves put it ott.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 26 October 2020 21:43 (eleven months ago) link

jesus backflipping christ

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 October 2020 23:19 (eleven months ago) link

No idea what church affiliation the 'renewed mind' troupe are entertaining, but they seem to be a dominionist sect, based on how they are so cheeful about being able to "live above their principality". The whole song is full of weird jargon. Smells like Teen Spirit Pat Robertson.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 26 October 2020 23:26 (eleven months ago) link

Baby Got Book actively aggravates me for it's KJV homerism

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 October 2020 23:26 (eleven months ago) link

FUCK KING JAMES AND HIS "VERSION"

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 October 2020 23:26 (eleven months ago) link

The Renewed Mind Is The Key went low-key viral again last week and it's really one of the best things ever

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 20:42 (eleven months ago) link

Any idea who they're singing to? Liberty University Alumni Association? An Amway sales convention? Some weird cult of prosperity gospel snake handlers?

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 20:50 (eleven months ago) link

I did track down the sponsor of 'renewed mind is the key'. it's something called Spirit and Truth Fellowship International, who judging from what they believe are yet another crowd of earnest bible literalists who drive themselves crazy by parsing every phrase in the Bible as if it were written in a burning fire of TRUTH from the mouth of GOD. Other than that, I haven't really pinned them down, yet.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 21:48 (eleven months ago) link

Here's a taste of their brand of crazy:

The Body of Christ began on the Day of Pentecost, and it will end with the Rapture, at which point God will again begin to save Jews and Gentiles as separate groups, just as He did before the Body of Christ started.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 21:50 (eleven months ago) link


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