This is the best Medium article I have ever read

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getting some pretty strong Maddox/Somethingawful circa 2002 vibes from that

frogbs, Friday, 16 August 2019 13:44 (two months ago) link

I have had burritos made like that and the mere memory of those burritos fills me with rage

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 16 August 2019 14:07 (two months ago) link

ty 4 nu-screenname

THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 August 2019 14:09 (two months ago) link

wallace stevens is a meme now

mark s, Friday, 16 August 2019 14:12 (two months ago) link

The opening line is *chef's kiss*

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2019 15:07 (two months ago) link

I seriously cannot stop laughing at this thing. I want very badly to share it on my job's internal Slack channel (and it would be fine to do so but not professional so I won't, but still)

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2019 15:09 (two months ago) link

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2019 15:10 (two months ago) link

thanks for posting this, because it prompted me to go and get burritos for dinner and they were delicious. although my wife was a bit concerned at first when her first mouthful consisted almost entirely of rice

Colonel Poo, Friday, 16 August 2019 21:43 (two months ago) link


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