TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

doctors are now saying not to drink as many fluids. it may just be butthurt

I, for one, refuse to ruin the thrill of self-discovery for dan

It's nice to see John exercising such restraint.

Or applying the restraints.

I don't think the word I'd use for that is "nice," Ned.

"expected", maybe.

I was thinking "alarming," but then I realized that what Ned and John do together when they are not on ILX is really none of my business.

"I wish I could tie you to a pony and spank you!"
"wtf, you just did"
"ALL RIGHT!"

Dan, your imagination TERRIFIES me.

At least I hope it is your imagination.

Time to pick the kids up bump.

But it looks cold out... I'm not ready to go! ;_;

oh, I don't remember if I complained about this upthraed, but I still have a job... for now

Yeah, some of your co-workers lost their jobs, is that right?

Are you, like, working with an axe over your head now? Because that would totally suck.

Four folks from my department, including my boss.

Officially I am not working with an axe over my head.

"Officially?"

Is that good or is that more like, wait, now you have to do the job of all those other people AND your job, too!

The latter. WHEE

Yuck. I'm sorry.

Hey, at least I still have a job!

My cousin works for a publishing house in the Cities and is in a similar position to you. They just got a company wide memo that basically said, "yeah, we know we're asking you to do a ton more work for the same money, but... think of how bad the economy is! You're just lucky to HAVE a job!"

THX MGMT PEOPLE

hahaha xpost

Except it's not actually funny.

Or is it? Sometimes the dark sense of humor thing gets me into trouble when I start laughing at the Bad Stuff.

It's not funny but it's totally okay to laugh; that's pretty much what I'm doing right now through bitter tears of recrimination, why oh why are you so cruel to me.

I will laugh, but only because I'm actually worried about you!

Does it make sense? NO. But that is basically how I've been dealing with the state of politics/the country since after 2004; why not apply it to people's personal lives, too?!

As a total aside, lol I am now Facebook Friends with M@tt J0n3s.

so no one is willing to tell me what 'botw' REALLY means??

useful hyperlink:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/

okay lol at those definitions

Does M@tt have a sister named Sh3lby by any chance? (And did they live on H0n3ysuckl3 Lane...?) I think I remember them...

I thought it was Sh1rl3y...? He also had a little brother and I am more than reasonably certain that they lived on H0n3ysuckl3 next door to S4r4 1v3rs0n.

Hmmmm... how many J0nes could there have been on that street? We lived on 15th, one block over from them, before my parents built the house on L0uis. (Assuming I have the right family in mind)

xpost I do sometimes wonder why I think it is a good idea to follow links posted by you guys. HONESTLY

More awesome side news: now Facebook friends with J3ss13 St4b3n0w!

The person I REALLY remember from H0n3ysuckl3 was B3th Styrb1ck1, who was kind of a bitch on wheels.

(Ruby: The definition for botw is on this thread in John's amazing screed that was reposted a bazillion times.)

xp: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Aw, J3ss1c4 was so awesome! LOVED HER.

Despite the murder party thing where I was turned into a PROSTITUTE/KILLER

Did you know that her brother, Z4k, married J3nny H1rschey?

chaki that link is not useful because i didn't see botw anywhere.

jesus you guys are MEAN. you're gonna make me load this whole thread to find it?? i did that the other day to see what would happen and it almost broke my computer.

I fondly remember Z4k for one day randomly informing me in algebra class that I looked like Edie Brickell if I took off my glasses.

Not sure I get Z4k and J3nny thing, but whatever.

Sara I didn't know that! Oh wait, maybe I did. lol can't remember

HOLD THE PHONE, B1LL D0RFN3R JUST POPPED UP ON FACEBOOK, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

RR, go to the link and then use search for "botw."

Or really, don't.

ps neither of those is the definition we are using

Wait, he isn't the guy who was in the Keys at the same time I was when we were seniors, was he? Because I stepped out of the shower in a towel and there was B1ll somebody!

xpost I hate you Dan.

rr, like most websites you have to type in the term you would like to find in the box and click "search"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=botw

because of the wang, ruby

Hmmmm, maybe it was B1ll K4s3l? WHATEVER, TOTALLY EMBARRASSING MOMENT, although maybe not the worst of my senior year.

well chaki i did the next best thing and went to the 'b' section and looked for it there, and not seeing it, i assumed it wasn't there.

thank you. lxy.

or, in reference to sara's friend B3th Styrb1ck1 (referenced above):

bitch on the wheels

bitch out the window >>>>>>> because of the wang >>>>>> best of the web

B1ll was my/John's/FB's class and was infamous for many, many goofy, dumb hilarious things, the best one being when Poison first broke and he went around telling everyone what a hot chick Rikki Rocket was.