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lixie: stroppy = Easily offended or annoyed; ill-tempered or belligerent.

hello u guyz.

(i'm still v v v butthurt about marmite "poll" btw.)

thank you, wilter. yes, that is accurate.

Still not productive enough bump

i have soul crushing headache bump

GAHHHHHHH BULLLSHIT OW

I'm sorry; that sucks. I hope you have some Advil with you or something.

John, remember that when Sara says "something", she does not mean "a case of 40s".

NO FUN

AS IN YOU PEOPLE WITH YOUR PROHIBITIONIST VIEWS ARE

Down John's way of an evening:

http://img.mi.vresp.com/media/b/c/6/bc67b1636e/82054be7ae/3fbef8a65a/image1.jpg

THE DAMN RUSSIANS GOT US BEAT:

http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v428/n6983/images/428598a-i2.0.jpg

In contrast the Australians and NZers are a bunch of tea-swilling alcohol-allergic fops. Always knew.

Something could mean "oodles of perscription medicine, though!

i am trying to remember if dan ever had a chance to enjoy my weekly 40 night tradition when i was in lol college part 1

John's ID card:

http://www.lineoutrecords.com/malfunction/images/dbcard01.gif

AND I think you're finally safe from having your girlfriend sell your meds out from under you, too, John!

KUDOS

If you'll remember, I took that grand tradition back east with me (and managed to get most of my friends kicked out of school for a year due to bad grades as a side-effect of it).

xxxxxpost ha actually i just look like a serial killer in every id ever

perhaps i should bring back the good old times

Of serial killing?

You'd look less like a serial killer if you'd STOP GLOWERING

I don't know how many times we have to have this conversation.

x-post -- The Demon Drinker of HAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTINGS

xpost Well, you might also consider shaving and not carrying that big knife around with you all the time.

Not that it bothers me, of course (cower cower)

You'd look less like a serial killer if you'd STOP GLOWERING

But we know what happens when John smiles:

http://blogs.nbcuni.com/lastcall/borat.jpg

lxy! i meant 'stroppy' in a good way!

Yeah, there really aren't any good options, are there.

dammit XPOST

and wilter: i voted like 3 times on the marmite poll, plus i made jordan vote. so technically vegemite won.

Attend the tale of John Justen.
His soul was blanched, so was his skin.
He played guitars for gentlemen
Who never thereafter were heard of again.
He drunk a drink, saw movies then,
Did John Justen, The Demon Drinker of HAAAAAAAASTINGS

He kept a shop in good ol' Minn
Of fancy clients without much sin.
And how much of his cash was sunk?
In seeing all of them impeccably drunk
By John Jus-,
By John Justen, the Demon Drinker of HAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTINGS

That song is screaming for a video.

RR - I voted for Marmite based on the fact that it had the same first syllable as "marmalade"

awwww sara <3 <3

Well, what can I say, "Vegemite" sounds like an unpleasant thing to eat.

marmalade is awful though

(I do await the final verdicts from our distinguished panel of tasters, of course)

and no i dont care what paddington bear has to say on the subject xpost

Marmalade is too sweet, generally, BUT it sounds better than "Vegemite," which sounds like someone has boiled vegetables into a paste for you to spread on your morning toast.

yeah i hate marmalade too. but i also hate grapefruit.

Marmalade is awesome, wtf

(xp: SO IS GRAPEFRUIT, DOUBLE WTF)

Wait, isn't marmalade usually made with oranges?

I like grapefruit myself...

Here is what I want on my toast: BLACKBERRY JAM PLEASE

Unless it is a late night snack, in which case, peanut butter.

not a huge fan of oranges, but marmalade always tastes bitter to me. which is also why i don't like grapefruit.

Here is what I want on my toast: THANDIE NEWTON

I hated marmalade until I was pregnant with 4lex, when I then ate it every morning for a while, and now I never eat it anymore.

ugh, Dan, she's awfully THIN

But very pretty, it's true.

Maybe the thinness works for spreading on toast, though. I WOULD NOT KNOW

i think we can settle this by all agreeing that peanut butter is the greatest thing ever

Unless it is a late night snack, in which case, kimberly elise

Peanut butter is kind of a miracle food, crunchy or creamy, it's all good.

BUT I don't want that natural peanut butter that you have to stir up; I want the processed kind that is bad for you and that tastes right.

oh god, has anyone else been subjected to the utter horror that is sunflower butter