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Ron Jeremy. Oh wait.

I think the answer is worse than that, even: Matt LeBlanc

ouch

Sara's favorite movie ever:

http://www.tescodvdrental.com/tesco/images/products/0/33970-large.jpg

TODAY IS SAMANTHA FOX DAY

NO MORE FUN AND GAMES OF THE MOIND

xpost I think I am just overly fond of Matt LeBlanc's character on Friends.

Something about how dumb he is charms me. (In real life, I would probably find "Joey" very grating.)

Wait, so our theme to day is "Samantha Fox?!"

Yeah, I know I changed it from whatever I said it was going to be, it's just that naughty girls need love *bomp* *bomp* *bomp* *bomp* TOO.

SA MANTHA
SAMANTHA SAMANTHA SAMANTHA
FOX

I am at a loss as to how to respond.

SPEECHLESS

You're supposed to say "THEN ALONG CAME YOU NOW IT'S ALL BRAND NEW"

Yeah, that's why I need a prompter for this kind of thing.

Friday afternoon unproductiveness bump

jo sara

ooops i mean

hi sara

question: ruby called me "stroppy." what do you suppose that means?

It means you are well endowed. With TEMPER!

thanks for forgetting to NSFW the famous ppl we hate thread guys

also john justen hating keanu reeves is a clear indication that he has not seen JOHNNY MNEMONIC

john probably calls him 'Kanuni' under his breath

would that be like a kind of hawaiian panini

I am trying to imagine John bothering to say things under his breath, tbh.

hi lxy!

lixie: stroppy = Easily offended or annoyed; ill-tempered or belligerent.

hello u guyz.

(i'm still v v v butthurt about marmite "poll" btw.)

thank you, wilter. yes, that is accurate.

Still not productive enough bump

i have soul crushing headache bump

GAHHHHHHH BULLLSHIT OW

I'm sorry; that sucks. I hope you have some Advil with you or something.

John, remember that when Sara says "something", she does not mean "a case of 40s".

NO FUN

AS IN YOU PEOPLE WITH YOUR PROHIBITIONIST VIEWS ARE

Down John's way of an evening:

http://img.mi.vresp.com/media/b/c/6/bc67b1636e/82054be7ae/3fbef8a65a/image1.jpg

THE DAMN RUSSIANS GOT US BEAT:

http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v428/n6983/images/428598a-i2.0.jpg

In contrast the Australians and NZers are a bunch of tea-swilling alcohol-allergic fops. Always knew.

Something could mean "oodles of perscription medicine, though!

i am trying to remember if dan ever had a chance to enjoy my weekly 40 night tradition when i was in lol college part 1

John's ID card:

http://www.lineoutrecords.com/malfunction/images/dbcard01.gif

AND I think you're finally safe from having your girlfriend sell your meds out from under you, too, John!

KUDOS

If you'll remember, I took that grand tradition back east with me (and managed to get most of my friends kicked out of school for a year due to bad grades as a side-effect of it).

xxxxxpost ha actually i just look like a serial killer in every id ever

perhaps i should bring back the good old times

Of serial killing?

You'd look less like a serial killer if you'd STOP GLOWERING

I don't know how many times we have to have this conversation.

x-post -- The Demon Drinker of HAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTINGS

xpost Well, you might also consider shaving and not carrying that big knife around with you all the time.

Not that it bothers me, of course (cower cower)

You'd look less like a serial killer if you'd STOP GLOWERING

But we know what happens when John smiles:

http://blogs.nbcuni.com/lastcall/borat.jpg

lxy! i meant 'stroppy' in a good way!

Yeah, there really aren't any good options, are there.

dammit XPOST

and wilter: i voted like 3 times on the marmite poll, plus i made jordan vote. so technically vegemite won.

Attend the tale of John Justen.
His soul was blanched, so was his skin.
He played guitars for gentlemen
Who never thereafter were heard of again.
He drunk a drink, saw movies then,
Did John Justen, The Demon Drinker of HAAAAAAAASTINGS

He kept a shop in good ol' Minn
Of fancy clients without much sin.
And how much of his cash was sunk?
In seeing all of them impeccably drunk
By John Jus-,
By John Justen, the Demon Drinker of HAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTINGS