TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

buttons, right?

i want to post this every day

ya peyote buttons

lolololololol A hawk attacked a girl touring Fenway today!

it's such a darling little phrase, and i feel it is calling to me. because (BIG REVEAL!) my last name means button in another language.

xxp (is my big reveal not meant to be?)

if i were to start a thread called "you know what really annoys me?" and if i were the only person ever to post on it, it would be the longest thread in history. so instead of competing with what should by all rights be the longest thread in history, i'm just going to (occasionally) post my complaints here.

i hope no one minds. it is for the good of the thread.

so. you know what really annoys me?

store clerks who comment on my groceries.

to them i want to say, "fuck you, nosey, it's none of your business what i'm going to do with this halfrack of beer and four limes and two bottles of club soda and also, dumdum, what the hell do you think i'm going to do with them?"

never happens to me but am always pre-empting it making up excuses in my head while waiting in the queue. "oh yeh, buying loads of junk and chocolate and instant this and zap-me that for my uh brother. he's allergic."

lxy you such a stroppy young lass!

stet, are you the same person as 'ste'? i find usernames of mods very confusing.

THANKS FOR THE MAGICS GUYS I THINK I PASSED THE PHARMACOLOGY TEST

I have also never tried a single illicit drug! Never even tempted!

And I ALSO feel self-conscious about my purchases. !!!!

no but he confuses me sometimes too

AND I injected a sponge and a hot dog tonight with saline. Whoo!!!!

AND I'M IN A MOOD TO USE EXCLAMATION POINTS, SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!!!!!

hi stet

(!!!!)

xpost hurrah!

congratulations!

Thanks, guys!

Yay, once again I don't have to drop out and go to bartending school! Although at times I think that would have been by far a saner plan...

I'm also really excited for RR to get to the US - that will be a bright day for ITR and the US also!

14 weeks!!!! i'm in the mood for exclamation points too!!! i can't stop saying 14 WEEKS

{i will stop saying it next week... when the refrain will become 13 WEEKS}

YAY CONGRATZ ON YOUR TEST WE KNEW YOU COULD DO IT <3

tomorrow i get to see my cousins (17 and 15) who i have not seen in a number of years.

i am sooooooo excited

Yay remy! That should be fun! (well, assuming you have cool cousins anyway...?!)

RR - 14 weeks is NOT long at all! SO EXCITING!!!!

I KNOW!!! i think me and jordan feel like a couple of school kids on xmas eve right now :) :) :)

hopefully you can celebrate in more adult ways, though.

i'd like a moment of silence for the fallen dancer in my midst tonight

thanks. i had to go find crutches. drama at the drama job!

http://www.semperreformanda.com/images/flame2.gif

What happened to the dancer?

she landed wrong but got offstage. it was a solo moment so there was just music and an empty stage (!!!) for approx a minute. and this was opening night. yaow excitement. also, cars got broken into and a man complained to me about "harpies" who switch seats when the lights go down.

those are mediocre harpies at best

wait til you come to a show with me and there are a dozen drunk russian girls tottering around in heels and miniminiskirts. they were the funniest most argumentative harpies ever. i think i might have even detailed this upthread. jesus.

the dancer had to leave in a wheelchair because we don't have any crutches in this whole theater??

Whoa. Also - ouch? Hopefully her injury wasn't too traumatic.

It does sound like jergins' evening was unusual.

jerg – don't you have a crook for removing bad acts?

haha

HOLD ME CLOSER FALLEN DANCER

DONT BREAK INTO MY CAR ON THE ROADWAY

ALL THE HARPIES CHANGING SEATS NOW

holy shit jergins life 4 me pls

not that all your lives aren't awes but cmon harpies and so forth

REGRET THEIR ACTIONS IF ITS MY SAY
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good lord, John has fallen into ELTON JOHN mode.

I've never seen this happen before. It could be a symptom of some fancy new disease he has contracted.

(That song has my favorite misheard lyrics of all time, btw:

"Hold me closer Tony Danza
Count the head lice on the highway..."

fallen dived into the sweet embrace of

elton john is AWESOME

I will not argue that he is not awesome; I even went to see him a few years ago (with Billy Joel. DO NOT START WITH ME ABOUT THAT)! Elton John had craaaaay lights going on... kinda hypnotic.

This does not stop me from thinking, "count the head lice on the highway" every time I drive home from school. That's part of what makes me like him!

We're all awesome.

So I was bored and decided to see what the freeway chase in Matrix Reloaded was all about thanks to YouTube. By not having to worry about a plot or Keanu Reeves I was perfectly content.

dammit, that "craaaay" should have had a "z" in it.

(The lights were apparently so CRAZY that I cannot spell anymore)

haha Ned. I kept objecting to watching The Matrix on the grounds of Keanu Reeves. A. finally convinced me by saying that he just "walks around seeming clueless." I haven't been tempted into seeing the other films yet.

Keanu is the weak link in my favorite movie ever, Dangerous Liaisons. Very questionable casting.