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throwing a new curveball, gotta spread their ranks

i really like american food

1) corn on the cob
2) apple pie
3) pulled pork barbecue
4) jambalaya
5) fish tacos
6) key lime pie
7) maple syrup
8) moxie
9) po boys
10) pecan pie
11) ginger ale
12) fried chicken
13) clam chowder
14) bagels
15) wings
16) ice cream
17) cheeseburger
18) fudge
19) san francisco sourdough
2o) cornbread

21) pussy

21 = 5 ?

lol didn't read the list first

jergins wtf @ you! of course we have peanut butter! i eat pb on toast like every day - i practically live on the stuff. we just don't have 3000 brands to choose from. and we don't eat it with 'jelly' cuz that is gross and weird.

i overheard my bosses talking about fish tacos the other day but i'm not sure of the context.

hey sara i forgot to ask you some medical advice:
what to do about cracked ribs? is there any point going to doctor? esp if said person with cracked ribs won't take pain meds?

Actually that whole list is sexual innuendos, isn't it.

I think the person with cracked ribs should stop being dumb and go to the doctor.

My grandad the nuclear pharmacist always tells us that if you break a rib or a foot bone, just tape it up real tight, that's all they'll do at the doctor's office anyway.

However, he is a nuclear pharmacist, I don't think osteopathy is his strong suit.

1) corn on the cob = dick
2) apple pie = pussy
3) pulled pork barbecue = sloppy pussy
4) jambalaya = spicy pussy
5) fish tacos = garden-variety pussy
6) key lime pie = tart pussy
7) maple syrup = pussy juice
8) moxie = ass
9) po boys = balls
10) pecan pie = southern pussy
11) ginger ale = piss
12) fried chicken = unwashed dick
13) clam chowder = cum
14) bagels = tits
15) wings = really saggy tits
16) ice cream = cold cum
17) cheeseburger = fat ass
18) fudge = shit
19) san francisco sourdough = $25, same as downtown
2o) cornbread = white pussy

blaaargh I hate it when you have a weird-ass dream and it follows you around all fucking day

nick your uncle is basically correct IME

Personally I love chocolate chip cookies and am trying to stop myself from posting about my loathing of any kind of hot dogs, but of course, I just can't.

xpost I am always going to say "go to the doctor and have it checked out" - even if they can't do anything more than tape the ribs, they can prescribe pain meds and suggest what complications the person should look for

But remember, I'm a STUDENT nurse, so I'm going more on common sense than any special medical knowledge here.

chocolate chip cookies = areolae

ROFL Dan, I just read that out loud for maximum hilarity.

lox = taint

I think I broke a bone in my foot once in college when I jumped two and a half stories off a parking garage but I just walked it off for the next couple of months cause you can't exactly splint your intermediate cuneiform or whatever

dan, that's what i keep telling him but he says going to the dr won't do shit. but i'm pretty sure he at least needs to get taped up, or the bones might not heal right? he has promised to go in a week if the pain isn't any better. xpost

ok guys i will tell him itr says he needs dr and tape.

i'm pretty sure i broke a bone in my foot when i was a kid cuz some bitch ran over it. i was too scared to tell my mum so i never got it checked out. more than 20 yrs later i'm having some pretty serious problems with that foot. it's always given me problems since the accident but has been getting much worse.

mookieproof is always breaking his bones and getting beat up in friendly athletic contests, we should ask him

RR, you were too scared to tell your mom that someone RAN OVER YOUR FOOT?!

Oh yeah, even if he doesn't go to the doctor, it's tape time. Otherwise shit likes to move around a lot and re-break a time or two.

when i lived in england i went to the gym in a seriously unsober state. unfortunately, the power shut off when i was sprinting full-tilt and i flipped over the bars, landed on the side of my leg and broke the hell out of my ankle.

ow

yeah my mum was kinda mean/crazy. the stupid thing is that it was totally not my fault: i was walking down a busy street after school, went to cross a side-street, checked back for turning traffic and saw a car right at the corner with NO indicator on... stepped out onto road and lady ran over my foot. she stopped to ask me if i was ok but i just ran off. i figured if i told my mum she would just blame me and get mad. since she did that a lot.

RUBY U DO NOT HAVE PEANUT BUTTER PLEASE DON'T LIE ON THIS BOARD ANYMORE IT HURTS PEOPLE

power outage happening to intoxicated person on treadmill is totally hilarious mental image, sorry

Rubyredd, that just SUCKS. I'm sorry. Are you seeing a specialist about your foot now?

xpost OW remy!

My only broken bones happened when I broke my wrist and shattered my elbow when I was 30. The shattered elbow was very, very bad in terms of functionality, but breaking a bone was less painful than I expected. (BUT I have a high pain tolerance, apparently)

I'm kind of amazed that hasn't shown up in a ben stiller or a vince vaughn movie actually

as for me since the foot fracture was never confirmed or denied the only thing I have ever actually broken on record is my nose

Get writing, Tombot. No plot necessary. xpost

Also broken nose sounds like serious OW-NESS

it was actually pretty funny when it happened; it was only in trying to walk to the stupid nationalized health service place that i realized how badly i had hurt myself.

the best part about breaking your nose is the terrifying amount of blood that comes out of your face

!

I've given myself shin splints but have never broken anything.

tombot OTM on broken noses best described as GUSHING GOUT OF BLOOD

John, basically I'd like a list of injuries and diseases that you have not had.

chlamydia
leprosy

BOTH CORRECT REMY WINS

oh, wait, chlamydia?

i still think that despite the amusing sea captain disease, getting Scarlet Fever still wins my obscure extinct disease Family Feud round

anyone want to start a poll?

It's a close competition between Scarlet Fever and scurvy, but honestly I'd have to say SCURVY wins, John.

xposts to sara: no, not seeing a specialist. just doing my usual trick of ignoring it and hoping it will go away. right now i just can't handle the expense. it's not like i can't walk or anything, it's jsut that being on my feet for 40 or more hrs p/week is aggravating it (cramping and the like).

someone emailed me with this re getting married while on a visa, getting a status adjustment and staying in the US:
"The laws have changed. The beneficiary of a student visa would be sent home for a mandatory 2 years after they study. It would require special circumstances to be allowed to stay as this option is no longer on the table. Other options no longer on the table include marrying on a tourist visa and just staying and filing for AOS."

so, you know, maybe i'll get my foot sorted out here when i have to come back and spend another two fucking years here ;_; jesus fucking christ

OMG JERGINS WHATEVER OF COURSE WE HAVE PB YOU BIG PHAT LIAR

I WILL TAKE PHOTO OF MYSELF EATING PB ON TOAST AS PROOF

xpost Especially since, you know, all you need to do is eat one of the billion enriched foods out there to avoid it...

Sara, where do you rank the time i bit through my tongue on the scurvy fever continuum?