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I am personally addicted to some of the (processed) stuff from Schwan's. And the guy comes to the door to sell it to me! Plus they have some very nice ice cream.

Wait they make things that aren't ice cream?

They have a whole CATALOG of things they can sell you.

A. and the kids live on the chicken strips that they cook in the toaster oven. I eat a lot of the spinach bread bowl things (they have sort of cheesy spinach artichoke dip stuff in them). I think they even have premade burger type things that you just cook in the microwave or whatever, but I've never gone that far.

It's more expensive than processed supermarket food, though.

Schwan's ice cream in my freezer right now = Raspberry Rumble. Some kind of raspberry swirl in it with raspberry chocolate "truffle" pieces. It is rather good.

AWESOME THREAD OF AWESOME PROCESSED FOOD AWESOMENESS

i think maybe they don't have peanut butter in au/nz? or they have the really assy version that kids try once and then hate and you can't blame them? not real peanut butter at least

of COURSE theres a chinatown bus in philly

thread bump

I have to read a whole bunch of stuff about acetominophen today.

I am trying to create enthusiasm for this endeavor.

jessie - your radio show happening this afternoon, too?

My favorite thing about acetaminophen is that if you take too much, it will kill you, but slowly and in one of the most painful ways possible, and there's nothing anyone can do.

Also great for joint pain!

I really enjoyed the part earlier in the textbook where it was all "having only 2 to 3 alcoholic beverages along with acetominophen can destroy your kidney function and kill you" RAH

omg or was it liver function. EITHER WAY, EASY TOXICITY

Acetominophen is also the pain killer that is allowed during pregnancy.

It is about as effective as Lamaze breathing, in my opinion. (SO POINTLESS)

If I ever have joint pain, maybe I will give it another try though

this is why i learned to increase my pain threshhold

cuz hey MOAR BOOZE FOR ME

John's method of increasing pain threshold = aggravating people until they injure him

It IS a system, though

keep bumping the primary threads but they aren't taking the bait

wily slippery sons of bitches

It's worked a couple of times, though!

last night i had a vision of a fake primary thread where we come up with two sets of posters: those supporting a messenger bag for the electio nand those supporting a man purse. it would be just like the real primary thread, only with bags instead of candidates

^^^ also more productive than the real primary thread

throwing a new curveball, gotta spread their ranks

i really like american food

1) corn on the cob
2) apple pie
3) pulled pork barbecue
4) jambalaya
5) fish tacos
6) key lime pie
7) maple syrup
8) moxie
9) po boys
10) pecan pie
11) ginger ale
12) fried chicken
13) clam chowder
14) bagels
15) wings
16) ice cream
17) cheeseburger
18) fudge
19) san francisco sourdough
2o) cornbread

21) pussy

21 = 5 ?

lol didn't read the list first

jergins wtf @ you! of course we have peanut butter! i eat pb on toast like every day - i practically live on the stuff. we just don't have 3000 brands to choose from. and we don't eat it with 'jelly' cuz that is gross and weird.

i overheard my bosses talking about fish tacos the other day but i'm not sure of the context.

hey sara i forgot to ask you some medical advice:
what to do about cracked ribs? is there any point going to doctor? esp if said person with cracked ribs won't take pain meds?

Actually that whole list is sexual innuendos, isn't it.

I think the person with cracked ribs should stop being dumb and go to the doctor.

My grandad the nuclear pharmacist always tells us that if you break a rib or a foot bone, just tape it up real tight, that's all they'll do at the doctor's office anyway.

However, he is a nuclear pharmacist, I don't think osteopathy is his strong suit.

1) corn on the cob = dick
2) apple pie = pussy
3) pulled pork barbecue = sloppy pussy
4) jambalaya = spicy pussy
5) fish tacos = garden-variety pussy
6) key lime pie = tart pussy
7) maple syrup = pussy juice
8) moxie = ass
9) po boys = balls
10) pecan pie = southern pussy
11) ginger ale = piss
12) fried chicken = unwashed dick
13) clam chowder = cum
14) bagels = tits
15) wings = really saggy tits
16) ice cream = cold cum
17) cheeseburger = fat ass
18) fudge = shit
19) san francisco sourdough = $25, same as downtown
2o) cornbread = white pussy

blaaargh I hate it when you have a weird-ass dream and it follows you around all fucking day

nick your uncle is basically correct IME

Personally I love chocolate chip cookies and am trying to stop myself from posting about my loathing of any kind of hot dogs, but of course, I just can't.

xpost I am always going to say "go to the doctor and have it checked out" - even if they can't do anything more than tape the ribs, they can prescribe pain meds and suggest what complications the person should look for

But remember, I'm a STUDENT nurse, so I'm going more on common sense than any special medical knowledge here.

chocolate chip cookies = areolae

ROFL Dan, I just read that out loud for maximum hilarity.

lox = taint

I think I broke a bone in my foot once in college when I jumped two and a half stories off a parking garage but I just walked it off for the next couple of months cause you can't exactly splint your intermediate cuneiform or whatever

dan, that's what i keep telling him but he says going to the dr won't do shit. but i'm pretty sure he at least needs to get taped up, or the bones might not heal right? he has promised to go in a week if the pain isn't any better. xpost

ok guys i will tell him itr says he needs dr and tape.

i'm pretty sure i broke a bone in my foot when i was a kid cuz some bitch ran over it. i was too scared to tell my mum so i never got it checked out. more than 20 yrs later i'm having some pretty serious problems with that foot. it's always given me problems since the accident but has been getting much worse.

mookieproof is always breaking his bones and getting beat up in friendly athletic contests, we should ask him

RR, you were too scared to tell your mom that someone RAN OVER YOUR FOOT?!

Oh yeah, even if he doesn't go to the doctor, it's tape time. Otherwise shit likes to move around a lot and re-break a time or two.

when i lived in england i went to the gym in a seriously unsober state. unfortunately, the power shut off when i was sprinting full-tilt and i flipped over the bars, landed on the side of my leg and broke the hell out of my ankle.

ow

yeah my mum was kinda mean/crazy. the stupid thing is that it was totally not my fault: i was walking down a busy street after school, went to cross a side-street, checked back for turning traffic and saw a car right at the corner with NO indicator on... stepped out onto road and lady ran over my foot. she stopped to ask me if i was ok but i just ran off. i figured if i told my mum she would just blame me and get mad. since she did that a lot.

RUBY U DO NOT HAVE PEANUT BUTTER PLEASE DON'T LIE ON THIS BOARD ANYMORE IT HURTS PEOPLE