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although how exactly they might be the same, i am unable to say.

do you ever feel like you're at your most amusing when you're talking to yourself?

i love lentils too, and butter, and chocolate.
sara, you could tell the children the easter bunny had to come and take the rabbits back because there was a mix-up and they really belonged to a very rich little princess who had so many ponies she couldn't remember all their names.

estela, your evil streak is A++++

xpost to lxy - YES, ALWAYS

i wasn't being evil, that happened to me.

wait, which:

being taken away by the easter bunny

OR

had chocolate rabbits taken away

OR

being a princess who had so many ponies etc.

?

god I'm confused now

had chocolate rabbits taken away (it was a lie though).

i was ashamed of being evil.

there's no shame in having the ability to write fairy tales, estela.

i just remembered that today i figured out easter! it might be too hard to describe, though. it involved jelly beans. is that enough?

thank you lxy, you expunged my guilt.

i think i need more than 'it involved jelly beans'.

i felt like a rabbit eating them.

that's pretty much all there is to tell.

<3

probroccoli bump

when i was a kid, i fell in love with broccoli because i could pretend that it was tiny trees and i was a giant

i used to be so adorable

oh well

Aw, I would give you a copy of The Enchanted Broccoli Forest if I wasn't so broke.

Also, you don't want to be toting more stuff to your new house, so I can feel virtuous NOT doing so.

???!!??!!!!!??!!!!!!!

PS I like broccoli, especially with cheese sauce. A., however, hates it. Because he is a sick, sick man.

It's a cookbook, John. A classic vegetarian cookbook.

Mollie Katzen even has a whole recipe about making a little broccoli forest for your kids and getting them to love broccoli.

This did not work with A., however.

I have not tried it with my kids; now I just sulk and eat broccoli ALL ALONE ;_;

WAIT NO VEGETRARIAN NEVERMIND

i was hoping for a broccoli related epic fable

life is cruel

also primary thread rose to the top today

harumph

Well, that was the other thing: I thought you'd hate it.

Someone made me a really great tofu and broccoli dish in spicy peanut sauce from that cookbook when I was in college. It was awesome.

Maybe you should write the broccoli related fable, and possibly it should involve the Democratic candidates.

so on a non broccoli related topic, i bought 95 cent cheapo discs tonight that would make dan happy

2 disc PWEI remix thing

prodigy dirtchamber sessions volume one

both awesome

hooray for lol dance music stpl cheapo records culture

also bought 95 cent slayer punk covers cd undisputed aggression

clerks think i am crazy person there because i live in the used clearance racks LITTLE DO THEY KNOW I AM AWESOME

and a giant that eats broccoli trees. goodnight all

good night John.

PS We were there last Friday night and I think the salesguy thought I was insane because I bought a 95 cent Disney Xmas album (for the kids) and then underneath that I had My Bloody Valentine - Loveless and an Indigo Girls c.d.

good night broccoliath

Also, I was THIS close to going there tonight to buy a c.d. on the way home from school, but I am lame and always just go home. ;_;

good night estela!

(Good night all - for realz!)

good night sara!

BROCCOLIATH!!! :)))

you got dubbed

btw your broccoli memories are v v cute.

pickle surprise

pickle shock