TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

jessie, if you could remind me where you post the playlist I promise I will bookmark it this time...

ha, XPOST

I sleep, trust me. In fact I need some right now. Hmm.

http://deadbeatdescendant.blogspot.com

Thanks jessie!!!

So Ned apparently sleeps at his desk while he simultaneously works and posts on ILX and blogs and writes novels and listens to music. Ned is the MULTITASKING MASTER

TANK DRIVING MUSIC

awesome

True, Sara, but you forgot cooking.

I don't know how I forgot THAT, Ned.

xpost I saw PSB on there and was all "NOW maybe I can get A. to listen!" He might have to be on the phone all afternoon, though. ;_;

phone sex is a dedicated profession

Well if you'd stop calling him, John, he'd get to take a break for once.

i hope you remember that request when im putting your kids through college

OH I'LL REMEMBER ALL RIGHT

thread bump bump bump

badonkabump

well that was a waste of time and money

"You're constipated. Go buy a laxative."

WELL THANKS

:)

Glad you are okay anyway!!!!

after the doctor told you what the problem was, did you say "NO SHIT!"

STOP EATING GOLF BALLS DAN

"you have what we call an 'arnold palmer' in your lower intestine, sir"

xpost Like you should hand out dietary advice, John, srsly

after the doctor told you what the problem was, did you say "NO SHIT!"

Remy = winnah

xpost Like you should hand out dietary advice, John, srsly

Hahaha!

"Eating golf balls does not prevent deficiencies."

John found this out the hard way on his Cap'n Crunch, Pepsi and Golf Ball diet.

There's a reason his diet book never made the bestseller list.

jesus my first hangover in a long time

please let the post on this thread be the only post i made in my incredibly drunk state last night

I didn't see any other ones... ???

The sad thing is that, no matter how drunk you get, you are always going to beat me at Scramble, Rubyredd.

Sad for me, I mean...

drinking on an empty stomach when you're not really a drinker anymore is not a good idea. i vaguely remembering getting home at 3 or 3:30 this morning, calling jordan who was just waking up for work, drunkenly telling him the same story twice, then muting him while i went into my little ensuite to throw up... i didn't actually but i sure as hell tried.

more scramble, less drinking.

Wow, it sounds like someone had QUITE a night. ;)

more scramble, less drinking

it must be contrapositive day

Contraception day?

viviseption

Well, let's hope so. xpost

Although actually I have three bags of board books for babies to give away, so if it isn't contraception day for someone else, I'm still happy.

if fb asks if he can have them, say no

imagine a rube goldberg device with babies on one end of it and fb's windowless van on the other

Fair warning is good, but don't you think he would use candy instead of board books?

I definitely has a cold now ;_;

On the plus side I can take tomorrow off work and fuck around with new xbox ^__^

aw, sorry you are sick. (true regret)

i <3 the name 'wilter', it makes me gleeful.

wilter: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sensitive_plant

The stem is erect in young plants, but becomes creeping or trailing with age.

Figures.

xpost get better soon, W1LTER!

Ned, you are a bad, bad man.

No, this is the bad bad...thing:

http://www.stroke.org/images/content/pagebuilder/20778.gif

That stroke versus this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLHc-yIAPbg

Why does the stroke cartoon guy's head look so disturbing?

I am now going to shake up my entire routine and walk on my treadmill BEFORE eating dinner instead of after. Whoooooo EXCITEMENT

Billy Squier's head ain't much better!

Ned Raggett - 3 day ban for hating on Billy Squier