TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

that person in white in the background looks scary

yes, bell_labs is v v cute, and white shirt lady is alarming.

she looks like an interjector.

and bell you are super pretty - you look like someone famous but i'm not sure who.

all of the backround people in all of our vegas pics are alarming, now that i look at them.

thank you ladies i <3 you!

You do look good, the other males are noticing too I am sure.

NED RAGGETT, ALWAYS TRYING TO GET US TO JOIN IN HIS CREEPEY

yes, though, you look v pretty ms labs

Meantime I must insist you all watch this and go insane:

http://nedraggett.wordpress.com/2008/03/22/friday-night-insanity/

Thank you.

that's probably just the 1969 version of the rathergood.com quiznos ads

It had to start somewhere.

Oh and you should also watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8WYh8uz3pQ

bell_labs you look awesome and I'm envying the Thai food - except I'm stuffed full of food myself from Ristorante Luci and thus v. v. ^_^

Annnnd, Ned, I didn't know what the hell to buy at the c.d. store after dinner so I went with My Bloody Valentine - Loveless.

And now I'm home and I may never eat food again.

lotus of siam was so so good...we got catfish salad, northern-style sausage, crispy pork and chinese broccoli, and pad see yew, possibly kind of boring choices but delicious nonetheless.

i demanded the leftovers be brought to me the next moring

Annnnd, Ned, I didn't know what the hell to buy at the c.d. store after dinner so I went with My Bloody Valentine - Loveless.

So wise!

And bell_labs, you were right to demand.

xpost I just thought WAHT WOULD NED DO?

Of course all pleasant adult relaxation has kind of been tempered by A. taking 4lex to the emergency room with what looks to be an ear infection. It's always something.

I'm telling ya, selling them to the gypsies. Sure, emotional trauma and all that...

Maybe I could just, like, time-share them with the gypsies. Then everybody's happy!

"How I Grew Up on the Road With Gogol Bordello"

They'd be the envy of all their future classmates.

wow, that is a great set-up to so many horribly inappropriate jokes i will not make

Does it make you feel better or worse to know that I would not get them

so much of my life has been devoted to gutter humor, it would probably just be humbling

I apologize for my obtuseness, but I confess that it has more to do with lack of knowledge of Gogol Bordello than lack of knowledge of gutter humor.
(oh... bordello? Well, there's a jumping off point, obv. I *am* tired...)

4l3x is home, ear infections in both ears, hopefully I can get him to sleep. And then I'm going to bed, too!

Good night, all.

Yuck. I'm glad I was never an ear infection kid (my sister was and by the time she finished screaming from having one everyone's ears hurt). I gave my folks enough trouble as it was!

OMG THREAD TITLE AT RISK!!!!!

BUMP!!!!

PHEW

i'm actually a little drunk

i <3 little drunks

HI ESTELA

IT TOOK ME 3 TRIES TO GET YOUR NAME RIGHT

whooops turn off the caps lock

you don't even want to know how little it took to get me drunk

so embarrasssing!

if you are still there, i actually think i do want to know.

Antipodean alcoholic amusement.

oh my god ned you wake up so early!

estela, my sweet aussie lady, i had two and half glasses of martinborough sauvignon blanc

oh my god ned you wake up so early!

I *should* be asleep but I had accidentally set my alarm. Bah.

ruby, my sweet wellington girl, i think i will forever remain too kiwi to ever be called 'my sweet aussie lady'!

what size was this wine glass, that can have quite a bearing.

good morning ned!

oh it was just a regular size, but it's been about six months since i last drank, plus i hadn't eaten all day!

ok going to sleep now, last bump for the night! goodnight, ITR! <3 <3 <3

Goodnight RR!

haha

i woke up to the sound of my cousin rogering his latest sugar-baby

GOOD MORNING!

to you, i have been at work for 3 hours

no one is rogering anyone here

sorry to disappoint

worst guitar store ever