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SO ANGRY

I know. If we can't get to St. Paul tonight to go to Luci I am going to be very ;_;

Okay, all the Sisters thread revivals have prompted this amazing set of stories on this thread about the roommate of RabiesAnGentlemen:

A friend of mine made a conscious decision at the age of 23 or so to go through a goth phase and got a Sisters Of Mercy tattoo.

I made a joke about him going through conscious phases at certain ages -- 24, dipsomania, 25, rehab, and the response:

You're on the right trail. He hasn't got to the rehabilitation phase yet, though sometimes when he's drinking weird Brittany Spears concoctions I urge him to do so (gastric bypass, not safe). But he's always pulling this stuff. For a while he wouldn't stop talking about his denim cape. Then it was his kilt. Then it was "all my friends' wives and girlfriends want to fuck me." He still brings an animal horn of some kind to the bars to drink from instead of the little plastic cups.

Just months before the goth phase he was telling me "I could never get into the Cure because they invented goth! Like six months or a year later he was dumped and listening to the Cure really loud in our living room. Awk-ward!

I...I must know more. But from this safe distance.

The snow is not falling as hard. I am hard-boiling vast numbers of eggs while reading Sisters of Mercy threads and listening to them via youtube.
Meanwhile, J is appealing to me for a game of chess (not that she has a clue how to play).

xpost Okay the animal horn thing is REALLY pushing the bounds of eccentricity.

Hey, YOU live in Minnesota, doesn't most of the state claim they're descended from Horst and Thor, the Viking buddies?

The way you write that makes it sound like they were the first homosexual couple in history and that somehow they reproduced to create MINNESOTANS

Also, if people claim that, I haven't heard it but that is probably because I've been stuck with the Norwegian Lutefisk-lovers for a long while.

The way you write that makes it sound like they were the first homosexual couple in history and that somehow they reproduced to create MINNESOTANS

qft

I was about to say, I am not backing down from this version of history, genetic or otherwise.

Minnesotans are good, but I'm not sure that we could have defied the basic laws of biology before, say, the 1970s at the earliest.

1973 to be exact

John was the first in a number of experiments gone slightly awry

lol, born in OH

And yet John's twin...

omg the experiments crossed state lines

I get a vision of a shambling monster infant running wild, mad scientists giggling in its wake....

Actually, this'll be Dan and John in forty years:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/02/The_Thing_with_Two_Heads.jpg/200px-The_Thing_with_Two_Heads.jpg

Right down to who has the cigarette in their mouth!

Since I was just told not to cut my hair until costumers saw me, I will probably also have an afro by the time May rolls around.

plz take pictures and post

Our lab instructor/prof showed us a picture of hersef at age 1 or so - she had a huge afro that was like 3x the size of her head. It was completely adorable. But she refuses to return to that hairstyle. ;_;

I like the idea of Dan with the gun looking mean while John smokes disapprovingly.

i just spent a buttload of money on new sunglasses, but i can't find new glasses i like

http://www.bestbuyeyeglasses.com/images/attributes/262802_80617.jpg

but with brown-tinted lenses

El Neo

Anyway, Dan, you're Ivy League, explain this please:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/21/technology/21ivygame.html

I mean, THIS I get:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/03/21/business/21ivygame_600.jpg

wait, actually it is these:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/115tVMA3u-L._AA160_.jpg

Those look great, remy!

Dan, plz explain the Ivy League while you're at it.

If you get the picture, I don't see why you don't get the article. It's like Facebook with armies.

...so instead of poking someone, you crush them like a bug?

I see.

Facebook with armies

Thanks, that's all I needed.

I get the picture because I just thought, "Oh, right, Vampire Weekend."

I mean surely the guy on the left IS in the band.

Dude in the middle with the blue sweater = me in high school.

Also, the easiest way to explain the Ivy League is as follows:

lol nerds with money

Ned, what are you doing in that picture, you time-traveling troublemaker.

Dan: the least nerdy person to go to Harvard ever?

ha I wish

If you guys aren't watching America's Next Top Model, you are missing out on the utter treat and delight that is Fatima the Wonder Bitch. In the last episode, she PUT HER PUSSY ON ANOTHER GIRL'S FACE so that she could win a challenge.

All I can think of is the fake C&C Music Factory song from Fear of a Black Hat.

"COME PET THE PUSSY!
HEY, HEY, HEY!"

Well, clearly we are getting a TiVo just in time.

Easter egg dying madness commencing in moments bump

OKAY WOW T4R4 3N3DY IS NOW

..... MY FACEBOOK FRIEND

Plz to explain.

more high school shenanigans involving someone who has dated more than one of me, John and FB

I feel so left out ;_;

No wait, I took dance classes with her, so CLOSE ENOUGH

Once assembled, said Jim Deyerle, a junior at Rice who coordinated strategy for his team and now works on the game, “one of the commanders delivered Morpheus’s speech,” referring to the stirring oration from the second “Matrix” movie. “Then we brought out our laptops to sign more people up,” he said.

Yeah, that made me o_O

I have yet to actually read the article, BUT the babysitter is going to be here soon, so maybe... later tonight?

BORED.

HI

WHAT NOW

NOW WHAT

LXY THIS IS FANCY EVENING DRESS FOR YOU
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2324/2350192473_18c8a99769.jpg
lotus of siam was awesome
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2059/2351026168_b9ee1d56b4.jpg