thread for tombot to update every time he gets a bit of a drink on and suddenly realizes the entire human race would be better off dead

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i can't believe you haven't tried that yet, jergins! it is heavenly.

tehresa, Saturday, 29 March 2008 23:31 (sixteen years ago) link

hi there plz to send recipes for mixed drinks involving vodka. I am cutting down on calories which means cutting down on beer. ;_;

jessie monster, Sunday, 30 March 2008 00:12 (sixteen years ago) link

p.s. I hate orange juice.

jessie monster, Sunday, 30 March 2008 00:13 (sixteen years ago) link

cranberry and pineapple
gingerbeer
guava juice
apricot juice
apple and blackcurrant

Rubyredd, Sunday, 30 March 2008 00:14 (sixteen years ago) link

vodka on the rocks

bell_labs, Sunday, 30 March 2008 00:36 (sixteen years ago) link

GREYHOUND/SALTY DOG RULES ALL

John Justen, Sunday, 30 March 2008 00:51 (sixteen years ago) link

^^^ Same drink or two different ones?

Sara R-C, Sunday, 30 March 2008 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link

ginger beer mad otm

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 30 March 2008 01:22 (sixteen years ago) link

any fruit juice save apple & oj

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 30 March 2008 01:22 (sixteen years ago) link

ginger beer and if possible a lime wedge go great with vodka, rum, whiskey, basically everything.

also just infusing the shit out of some vodka with ginger...mm.

bell_labs, Sunday, 30 March 2008 01:27 (sixteen years ago) link

i am right now living my dream of living in a jamaican neighborhood so that there is ginger beer in all of the delis and supermarkets. it is the best.

bell_labs, Sunday, 30 March 2008 01:29 (sixteen years ago) link

on my 21st bday i had 4,000 moscow mules

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 30 March 2008 01:47 (sixteen years ago) link

salty dog = greyhound w/rock salt around the rim

John Justen, Sunday, 30 March 2008 02:51 (sixteen years ago) link

hoos that is a lot!

bell_labs, Sunday, 30 March 2008 02:52 (sixteen years ago) link

they came for the misanthropy but stayed for the mixology.

estela, Sunday, 30 March 2008 02:59 (sixteen years ago) link

It's a good combination.

Sara R-C, Sunday, 30 March 2008 03:19 (sixteen years ago) link

speaking of, how is the la la la la la lala absolut vodka?

lxy, Sunday, 30 March 2008 03:20 (sixteen years ago) link

I like it! Will investigate further on some night when I don't have to get up freaking early. (Maybe next weekend...?)

Sara R-C, Sunday, 30 March 2008 03:26 (sixteen years ago) link

HOOS i dont believe you

max, Sunday, 30 March 2008 04:05 (sixteen years ago) link

He acts like you never drove steen.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Sunday, 30 March 2008 04:34 (sixteen years ago) link

i need more people

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 30 March 2008 05:22 (sixteen years ago) link

hahahaha oh no

John Justen, Sunday, 30 March 2008 10:03 (sixteen years ago) link

i think i might start drinking now to ease the pain of expensive auto repairs.

-- bell_labs, Sunday, 30 March 2008 08:43 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

I put my (new) car into a wall on friday, consequently got v v drunk on Friday night.

Off to the panel beaterz I go ;__;

wilter, Sunday, 30 March 2008 23:02 (sixteen years ago) link

busy busy bee

El Tomboto, Friday, 4 April 2008 07:00 (sixteen years ago) link

hoo hah

El Tomboto, Friday, 4 April 2008 07:02 (sixteen years ago) link

haha

Kerm, Friday, 4 April 2008 07:03 (sixteen years ago) link

one two

jergïns, Friday, 4 April 2008 08:36 (sixteen years ago) link

check

El Tomboto, Friday, 4 April 2008 08:41 (sixteen years ago) link

oh man if I ever get an iphone I'm going to have to retire as a hardman, just for the sake of peace and liberty

El Tomboto, Friday, 4 April 2008 08:43 (sixteen years ago) link

I canna wait to get idiotically Bloody Mary'd w/ tombot next monf

Dr Morbius, Friday, 4 April 2008 13:19 (sixteen years ago) link

ugh guys, no

tomato juice = Satan's menses

HI DERE, Friday, 4 April 2008 16:42 (sixteen years ago) link

quiet you

John Justen, Friday, 4 April 2008 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link

"Nor the juice of the tomato for, lo, such is the menses of lucifer himself"
Revelation of St John 3:23

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 4 April 2008 16:47 (sixteen years ago) link

if you google "Satan's menses", it redirects you to the V8 website

HI DERE, Friday, 4 April 2008 16:50 (sixteen years ago) link

http://soccerdad.baltiblogs.com/archives/could_have_had_V8.jpg

I COULD HAVE HAD SATANS MENSES

John Justen, Friday, 4 April 2008 17:04 (sixteen years ago) link

I think dude on the right already did.

HI DERE, Friday, 4 April 2008 17:17 (sixteen years ago) link

hahahahahaha oh fuck this will be less funny tomorrow morning when i want to die

John Justen, Sunday, 6 April 2008 06:31 (sixteen years ago) link

theory confirmed

John Justen, Sunday, 6 April 2008 23:48 (sixteen years ago) link

John, I don't like to tell you this, but morning ended about 7 hours ago.

Sara R-C, Sunday, 6 April 2008 23:52 (sixteen years ago) link

hey don't tell us what breakfast means

El Tomboto, Sunday, 6 April 2008 23:57 (sixteen years ago) link

breakfast is a feeling.

tehresa, Sunday, 6 April 2008 23:57 (sixteen years ago) link

breakfast and morning are two different things, guys

Sara R-C, Sunday, 6 April 2008 23:59 (sixteen years ago) link

NUH-UH

HI DERE, Monday, 7 April 2008 00:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Dude, I had "breakfast" at about 1 pm today. Morning was OVER. I'm happy to have missed most of it.

Sara R-C, Monday, 7 April 2008 00:36 (sixteen years ago) link

breakfast at 3 pm!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 7 April 2008 00:45 (sixteen years ago) link

where breakfast = granola bar

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 7 April 2008 00:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Intersting. you can hear my drunk rambling about some bullshit at the start of this mp3 of my friends' band the other night. I keep saying PhD?? Or something. I have no idea what I was talking about.

wilter, Monday, 7 April 2008 06:06 (sixteen years ago) link

They sounded awesome. Unlike that mp3. also it is 70 meg I jus realised :|

wilter, Monday, 7 April 2008 06:06 (sixteen years ago) link

three months pass...

oh god
fuck the lot of yall

El Tomboto, Thursday, 10 July 2008 07:00 (fifteen years ago) link


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