TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

JERK

Maybe I will have a party if Ned and John have a FITE

START PARTYING LADY BECAUSE ITS ABOUT TO GET SERIOUS

See, that just made my night! ^_^

Hooray!

(All I care about frou-frou is not paying for it. :-D )

STUFF IT RAGGETT YOU ARE DEAD TO ME

Let me offer you these in exchange. Sure to cure any hangover!

STUFFIT
RAGGETT
RAGGETT FOR YOUR RIGHTS

STUFFIT
RAGGETT
DON'T GIVE UP THE FIGHT

Actually Ned should surely create a Peeps-based drink for the JJ and FB Will Drink It thread.

I have to go get on my treadmill now and all I can think of is that there are people out there, somewhere, eating free bacon. And I envy.

Actually Ned should surely create a Peeps-based drink for the JJ and FB Will Drink It thread.

Oh that already exists:

Crow: Ah, step back Joel, This is not you average Hop, Skip and Flip and Go Zombie.

Tom: But it is very potent potable and it's our very own "Killer Shrew"

Joel: O.K. I'm at your service.

Tom: O.K. Listen Up, Chocolate Ice Cream!

Joel: Chocolate Ice Cream? Got It! (Scoops ice cream and drops it into a blender)

Crow: Cap'n Crunch with crunch berries. (Joel adds it.)

Tom: Peanut M&M's. (Joel adds them.)

Crow: Mrs. Butterworth's. (Joel pours some in.)

Tom: Circus Peanuts. (Joel adds some.)

Crow: Mr. Pibb. (Joel pours some in.)

Tom: Now, Marshmallow Peeps. Lots of marshmallow peeps

Joel: Marshmallow Peeps. (Addding some, he pauses.) Is this going to be a little sweet?

Tom: Shut-up and make the drink, barkeep. Sweet Tarts! (Joel adds some.)

Crow: Vanilla Frosting. (Joel adds some.)

Tom: Good-N-Plenty. (Joel adds some.)

Crow: Waxed Lips. (Joel begins to get some when Tom stops him.)

Tom: No! No Waxed Lips. You're thinking the Vulcan Mind Probe.

Crow: Yeah, Right. 86 the Waxed Lips.

Tom: All Right, music maestro, please. (Joel starts the blender while Tom & Crow mutter.) Now, pour it into giant plastic tulip glass and garnish with a wind-up shrew.

Joel: Say This looks pretty good can I have a taste?

Tom: Be my guest! (Joel takes a straw and takes a taste and collapses in a sugar shock.)

This said I would love nothing better than to buy a Killer Shrew for John J. (if he would prefer a peaty single-malt that's fine too, or whatever).

I just watched that episode for the first time 2 days ago.

INSPIRATIONAL NEEDS MORE BOOOZ

wtf you layabouts

BUMP

SORRY I WAS WORKING OUT TOM

xpost So Ned comes to the rescue with a drink for John. I knew they would make up.

One hour laundry bump. Sometimes it IS good to be the only awake person in the house.

and for that you deserve the froufiest hotel you can find, sara.

I look forward to the day when I can go to a frou-friest hotel ever. Hmmmm, maybe this whole idea where my SIL takes my kids for a week this summer could be an Occasion.

ok i have to go to work now, but can you all keep an eye on ytth and make sure he doesn't post anything embarrassing about me please, while i am gone

NO

John will get the most embarrassing tidbits out of him. It's what he does!

(Get to work, John)

But you know, have a good day at work and everything, Rubyredd. ;)

so, who wants to know what? i am the official idiot rubyredd repository.

What innocuous thing can we say that will make Rubyredd think you've told us something horribly embarrassing about her?

The more utterly banal-sounding the better.

oh guys, i just got an offer to move up to seattle and work as a security guard at the museum

which? do!

Just don't start hallucinating that Robin Williams is Teddy Roosevelt.

http://townofstmarys.com/uploadedImages/discover/festivals_and_events/night_at_the_museum_poster.jpg

STARRING REMY BEAN

haha ned

Not quick enough, my friend.

oh man, i would totally live in a talking magical museum

Remy Bean is Ben Stiller as Ivan Lendl in Zoolander II: The Blood

lxy, i might. but you, jergins and jaq would be my entire friend-base.... i don't know anyone else up there

It doesn't sound like a bad beginning, though... congratulations on the job offer!

i don't know anyone else up there

Dude! Donut/Mackro!

I mean COME ON.

oh duh!

sara thx, it is actually a condo-lease offer with a provisional 'work here until you find a real job...' offer

i forgot b. was up there. maybe i can go to emp and pretend i know muzik

How'd you swing this offer anyway?

Yes, come to EMP and roffle at the critics.

don't forget linberry!

and the reverend!

Yr welcome remy. I am totally sending good vibes your way. So far as I know this has never actually helped anyone, but you know... can't hurt.

The Rev indeed, Matos, many other good folks.

Going back to A Night at the Museum -- an important film, I seem to recall in my delirium-filled watching of it on a transcontinental flight, in that it provided proof that Mickey Rooney was still alive.

and elliot gould had never sobered enough to make career decisions

Good night all. May you bump the thread deep into the night.

Mostly-lurker-dud seems like he's the only guy up at this hour and doesn't want the title to die bump...

*dude.

jeez.

you traitors! good to see none of my embarrassing secrets were revealed.

mostly-lurker-dud/e you should hang out here more. we are a very nice bunch.