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we hid the minibar key from ourselves prior to the drunkening.

SHIT DUDE THIS ARMOIRE HAS A SAFE IN IT!

FREE SHOESHINES OMG WTF!

i am a classy classy guy

lolz you guys are hilarious

Wait, who took the picture?!

And are you going to tell us the name of the hotel as a recommendation or what? (I'm going to turn 40 someday. And also 15 year anniversary in 2010. And hey, I'm going to graduate in 2009. Lots of excuses here.)

The Grand Hotel in MPLS.

Hmmmm, thx, will tuck that info away.

PS I really didn't want to know who took the picture.

they have these things in cel phones what they call the digital camerons or something these days

Sure, whatever you say, Irish.

You are crazy people, you crazy! (Besides, celebrate yer damn milestones with something less frou-frou. Unless you are my parents shipping me out to Hawaii for their anniversary, in which FROU FROU TO THE MAX PLEASE.)

I was actually thinking of having some kind of party for one of those milestones, but now that Ned has called me frou-frou, I think I will just sit at home and sulk instead!!! ;_;

THANKS FOR NOTHING NED

GUESS ILL JUST HAVE TO PAY FOR MY OWN BOOZE THAT DAY

JERK

Maybe I will have a party if Ned and John have a FITE

START PARTYING LADY BECAUSE ITS ABOUT TO GET SERIOUS

See, that just made my night! ^_^

Hooray!

(All I care about frou-frou is not paying for it. :-D )

STUFF IT RAGGETT YOU ARE DEAD TO ME

Let me offer you these in exchange. Sure to cure any hangover!

STUFFIT
RAGGETT
RAGGETT FOR YOUR RIGHTS

STUFFIT
RAGGETT
DON'T GIVE UP THE FIGHT

Actually Ned should surely create a Peeps-based drink for the JJ and FB Will Drink It thread.

I have to go get on my treadmill now and all I can think of is that there are people out there, somewhere, eating free bacon. And I envy.

Actually Ned should surely create a Peeps-based drink for the JJ and FB Will Drink It thread.

Oh that already exists:

Crow: Ah, step back Joel, This is not you average Hop, Skip and Flip and Go Zombie.

Tom: But it is very potent potable and it's our very own "Killer Shrew"

Joel: O.K. I'm at your service.

Tom: O.K. Listen Up, Chocolate Ice Cream!

Joel: Chocolate Ice Cream? Got It! (Scoops ice cream and drops it into a blender)

Crow: Cap'n Crunch with crunch berries. (Joel adds it.)

Tom: Peanut M&M's. (Joel adds them.)

Crow: Mrs. Butterworth's. (Joel pours some in.)

Tom: Circus Peanuts. (Joel adds some.)

Crow: Mr. Pibb. (Joel pours some in.)

Tom: Now, Marshmallow Peeps. Lots of marshmallow peeps

Joel: Marshmallow Peeps. (Addding some, he pauses.) Is this going to be a little sweet?

Tom: Shut-up and make the drink, barkeep. Sweet Tarts! (Joel adds some.)

Crow: Vanilla Frosting. (Joel adds some.)

Tom: Good-N-Plenty. (Joel adds some.)

Crow: Waxed Lips. (Joel begins to get some when Tom stops him.)

Tom: No! No Waxed Lips. You're thinking the Vulcan Mind Probe.

Crow: Yeah, Right. 86 the Waxed Lips.

Tom: All Right, music maestro, please. (Joel starts the blender while Tom & Crow mutter.) Now, pour it into giant plastic tulip glass and garnish with a wind-up shrew.

Joel: Say This looks pretty good can I have a taste?

Tom: Be my guest! (Joel takes a straw and takes a taste and collapses in a sugar shock.)

This said I would love nothing better than to buy a Killer Shrew for John J. (if he would prefer a peaty single-malt that's fine too, or whatever).

I just watched that episode for the first time 2 days ago.

INSPIRATIONAL NEEDS MORE BOOOZ

wtf you layabouts

BUMP

SORRY I WAS WORKING OUT TOM

xpost So Ned comes to the rescue with a drink for John. I knew they would make up.

One hour laundry bump. Sometimes it IS good to be the only awake person in the house.

and for that you deserve the froufiest hotel you can find, sara.

I look forward to the day when I can go to a frou-friest hotel ever. Hmmmm, maybe this whole idea where my SIL takes my kids for a week this summer could be an Occasion.

ok i have to go to work now, but can you all keep an eye on ytth and make sure he doesn't post anything embarrassing about me please, while i am gone

NO

John will get the most embarrassing tidbits out of him. It's what he does!

(Get to work, John)

But you know, have a good day at work and everything, Rubyredd. ;)

so, who wants to know what? i am the official idiot rubyredd repository.

What innocuous thing can we say that will make Rubyredd think you've told us something horribly embarrassing about her?

The more utterly banal-sounding the better.

oh guys, i just got an offer to move up to seattle and work as a security guard at the museum

which? do!

Just don't start hallucinating that Robin Williams is Teddy Roosevelt.

http://townofstmarys.com/uploadedImages/discover/festivals_and_events/night_at_the_museum_poster.jpg

STARRING REMY BEAN

haha ned

Not quick enough, my friend.

oh man, i would totally live in a talking magical museum

Remy Bean is Ben Stiller as Ivan Lendl in Zoolander II: The Blood

lxy, i might. but you, jergins and jaq would be my entire friend-base.... i don't know anyone else up there

It doesn't sound like a bad beginning, though... congratulations on the job offer!