TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

the food in SF is okay, not awesome.

-- El Tomboto,

We will never see eye to eye, Tom. ;_;

xpost -- And you will.

I should also say that I received this mail because I am in fact an honest to god Eagle Scout. Therefore I presumably possess...well, anyway.

hmm... maybe you're right, remy. that would explain why i haven't been able to ditch my shitty state university job for a better writing gig in the private sector. it's nice to have something to blame besides, you know, myself.

Eh, I find my state university job (non-shitty, happily) gives me the chance to write more because I'm not carrying any work home from work -- and because it doesn't make work at home seem like that, because it's not like I'm working all day on writing. *shrug* Mileage, variance, etc.

YAY my See's Candy order just arrived. The kids will have chocolate bunnies, etc. for Easter!!!! Also - scotchmallow eggs for me. YUM

does scotchmallow have real scotch in it?

Sadly for you, no.

It's honeyed marshmallow and caramel covered in dark chocolate. It sounds like it would be too sweet, but it is not.

Sara will you shot See's details for me so I can fwd to mother plz? Most popular Xmas refrain this year was GET YOUR HANDS OFF THAT BOX OF CANDY IT WAS $35.

Sure, here ya go:

http://www.sees.com/home.cfm or 1-800-895-7337

I usually do the "pick your own mix" and also get some of the Awesome Nut & Chew bars. They charge a bunch more for shipping when it's warmer because they package everything so it stays cold - I don't know when the cutoff date for the higher costs is, though. She could always order extra right now and stick in the freezer for later.

Also one of the things I envy about living on the West Coast is that you can walk into a See's Candy and they always give you a free sample. LOVE THAT.

Well, except that I'd weigh, like, 4,000 pounds.

hello i am posting from the software exbibition hall in beautiful LAS VEGAS. yesterday ian and i walked 3 miles in the hot sun to find an in-n-out burger. it was delicious.

did you walk in the hot sun in your cocktail dress? plz say yes.

there is a creepy mall in my hotel that has a fake blue sky and fake sunlight. last night we ordered fried chicken room service because i got too drunk at the customer networking event at TAO nightclub to behave in public. but tonight we eat at lotus of siam.

not in my cocktail dress, but in a plain black normal dress. maybe i will wear the coctail dress tonight to the thai restaurant.

yesterday ian and i walked 3 miles in the hot sun to find an in-n-out burger

burger pilgrims!

bell, if you get too drunk tonight and have to order room service again, please consider wearing your cocktail dress to answer the door. NOTHING is more elegant than dressing up for room service.

If someone could take photos, that would be even better.

there is a creepy mall in my hotel that has a fake blue sky and fake sunlight

Um, that's about all of them.

apparently i kept taking my clothes off before the room service arrived and ian kept making me put them back on. i was very, very drunk.

but anyways. EVENING DRESS. PHOTOS. IT'S ON. now i'm going to blow off a class on crystal reports and go to the sephora in my hotel.

There's a Sephora in your HOTEL!?! (ENVYING)

Somewhere around here I have pictures of K and I eating room service and drinking wine in our fancy-ass linen hotel supplied robes.

It is possible that both of us are v v drunk in this picture.

When one turns milestones of old, I highly recommended applying 1 extravagant fancy hotel room and liberal doses of alcohol to the resultant wound.

I wonder if any of the other guests could hear me yelling "HOLY FUCK THIS FUCKING SHOWER IS MADE OUT OF MARBLE!!"

ARE THESE SOAPS FROM AVEDA?

we hid the minibar key from ourselves prior to the drunkening.

SHIT DUDE THIS ARMOIRE HAS A SAFE IN IT!

FREE SHOESHINES OMG WTF!

i am a classy classy guy

lolz you guys are hilarious

Wait, who took the picture?!

And are you going to tell us the name of the hotel as a recommendation or what? (I'm going to turn 40 someday. And also 15 year anniversary in 2010. And hey, I'm going to graduate in 2009. Lots of excuses here.)

The Grand Hotel in MPLS.

Hmmmm, thx, will tuck that info away.

PS I really didn't want to know who took the picture.

they have these things in cel phones what they call the digital camerons or something these days

Sure, whatever you say, Irish.

You are crazy people, you crazy! (Besides, celebrate yer damn milestones with something less frou-frou. Unless you are my parents shipping me out to Hawaii for their anniversary, in which FROU FROU TO THE MAX PLEASE.)

I was actually thinking of having some kind of party for one of those milestones, but now that Ned has called me frou-frou, I think I will just sit at home and sulk instead!!! ;_;

THANKS FOR NOTHING NED

GUESS ILL JUST HAVE TO PAY FOR MY OWN BOOZE THAT DAY

JERK

Maybe I will have a party if Ned and John have a FITE

START PARTYING LADY BECAUSE ITS ABOUT TO GET SERIOUS

See, that just made my night! ^_^

Hooray!

(All I care about frou-frou is not paying for it. :-D )

STUFF IT RAGGETT YOU ARE DEAD TO ME

Let me offer you these in exchange. Sure to cure any hangover!

STUFFIT
RAGGETT
RAGGETT FOR YOUR RIGHTS

STUFFIT
RAGGETT
DON'T GIVE UP THE FIGHT

Actually Ned should surely create a Peeps-based drink for the JJ and FB Will Drink It thread.

I have to go get on my treadmill now and all I can think of is that there are people out there, somewhere, eating free bacon. And I envy.