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what i am saying here is that there is no way to win this game

just run

or kill your "friends."

Or drink them to death.

what i am saying here is that there is no way to win this game

I'm kind of wondering how long it took you to come to this conclusion, John.

Maybe I shouldn't be asking questions of John when he might be on the run.

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BLACK PLANET
BLACK WORLD

Guys, I fear Ned has gone over the edge.

Oh like Dan isn't singing along to those lyrics.

I'm sure Dan has the sense to be fast asleep by now.

(That may have been meant sarcastically)

(Well, I can't spell "facetiously," but that is probably what I meant to say there.)

I bet it is decently warm in Seattle, too.

-- Sara R-C, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 06:24 (Yesterday) Link

uhh bmp

celebrations of house were accomplished via 1/2 gallon margartias at La Cucharacha. and then napping.

IT WAS AWESOME

oh by the way, these margaritas are literally, not exaggerationally, 1/2 a GALLON

john how big were the margaritas

BIG

like half a gallon of bigness

also consumed on the rocks, not blended, because we aint chumps

i should start an "immutable rules of drinking" thread one of these days

So, wait, you just woke up?

I am envying your margaritas. ;_;

And now I'm going to envy your 1/2 gallon margaritas in my sleep...

Ok I will drinck tonight because I have not drunk much lately.

HALF GALLON I SHIT YOU NOT

boredoms was amazing, only stayed through second encore though. were there more?

little known fact: yoshimi has bad gas

HAHA tonight i refused to bite my tongue and play nice with a customer and GODDAMNIT IT WAS SATISFYING
him: [a million and fucking one questions about the dessert menu]...and what is the baked cheesecake?

me: [slightly annoyed] caramel and almond

him: WELL you don't sound very ENTHUSIASTIC about it but i'll guess i'll order it

me: oh really. how bout this then [i lean right into his face, put both hands on his arm, open my eyes up wide and in a kind of loud singsong voice like i'm dorothy and i've just seen fucking oz i say..} IT'S CARAMEL AND ALMOND!!

he looked stunned and his female friends sitting across from thought it was hilarious. he's obviously an asshole that noone actually likes. fucking hell it felt good to be so outrageously rude.

Z S is so freaking awesome:

tombot, this is for you!
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/smurfz.gif

john justen, can you replace our last fm avatar with this?

oh rubyredd i <3 your dorothyness, you are grouse.

and hello to mark c yesterday!

you guys, there is an hour long show on one of the health channels called GENIUS SPERM BANK

xpost Rubyredd, you are awesome and I prefer waitpeople who aren't overly enthusiastic about cheesecake

hi sara, and good night.

i think i saw a program about that genius sperm bank awhile ago! it was super creepy!

ps. thank you ladies <3 i think tonight i had a moment of clarity, where i realised that i'm only here for a few more months, that the restaurant is fucked up the ass without me, so there's no way i can get fired for putting an idiot in his place. i revelled in my power!

I fucking want a fucking half-gallon margarita, fuck.

Who needs coffee?

fuck

you guys, there is an hour long show on one of the health channels called GENIUS SPERM BANK

is it a documentary on Marilyn Monroe?

John. GROSS.

I want a half-gallon margarita, too. Dan, I'm sure John will mail them to us if we ask nicely.

LOL like john will let a drink get away from him, come on

I imagine John chasing drinks down the street as they try to flee, little martini glasses on their little legs running in fear...

haircut
mouthwash
deodorant
milk
shampoo
juice
bin

bump

bin?

Dan might be right about the drinks, which makes me ;_; all over again.

i have to put it out

Oh! Thanks. I feel better now.

!

haircut
mouthwash
deodorant
milk
shampoo
juice
bin

i'm not drinking this

THERE IS A LINE JOHN WILL NOT CROSS OMG

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